Odds and sods I look at regularly, just because they amuse me. I hope they do the same for you. Incidentally, I found this page’s title on Greg Ross’s Futility Closet (it’s somewhere on this page) in a mini-article which also includes the delightful sentence in Icelandic: Barbara Ara bar Ara araba bara rabbabara. Ross points out that this, “besides being fun to say, is spelled with only three letters. It means “Barbara, daughter of Ari, brought only rhubarb to Ari the Arab.”
Fark.com RSS » After the dinosaurs, giant penguins ruled the earth [Spiffy]
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Fark.com RSS » Butte Fire Department reported the fire started in the rear and then spread throughout [Plug]
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Fark.com RSS » Article asks "should we cook for our dogs?". Your dog wants steak…rare…with a banana cream reduction and peanut butter garnish [Interesting]
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Fark.com RSS » Naked man running along highway near Dulles airport, looking for TSA agent with warm hands [Strange]
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Fark.com RSS » The racist mother who had the stupid idea to go viral with her bullied son, then was not racist, is actually indeed racist…and stupid. Subby hopes the GoFundMe money will cover all the therapy sessions her poor son will need [Followup]
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Fark.com RSS » When you make a £100 bet with your boyfriend stating that he wouldn't be able to limit his booze intake to just one glass a night until Christmas, make sure you specify the size of the glass [Amusing]
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Fark.com RSS » 25,000 climate scientists fly to New Orleans for booze, strippers and the American Geophysical Union's fall meeting, emitting 30,000 tons of CO2 in the process [Facepalm]
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Fark.com RSS » Kentucky lawmaker molested his daughter's friend, cops closed the case, press did some digging, lawmakers from both parties want him to resign, but Gov. Matt Bevin (R-epulsive) says "hold on there" [Dumbass]
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Fark.com RSS » $100 a gram. Oh wait, that's cop math. Make it $10 a gram [Spiffy]
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Fark.com RSS » Has Banksy finally been revealed? [Interesting]
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Fark.com RSS » Photoshop this tree-trimmer [Photoshop]
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Fark.com RSS » Man runs back into burning building to save A: His children? B: His pets? or C: His phone? [Dumbass]
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Fark.com RSS » Breitbart has a pre-written web page template for when a conservative or alt-right pol gets accused of sexual assault or misconduct… and it was accidentally made live on their site for a few minutes today [Satire]
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Fark.com RSS » Well, that's a new way of getting fired from a teaching job [Obvious]
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Fark.com RSS » "What are you in for?" "Murder. You?" "Armed robbery. What about you?" "Bark, bark" [Strange]
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Futility Closet » Work for All
In 1914 Henry Ford adopted a policy that no one applying for work at his auto plant would be refused on account of physical condition. Of the 7,882 jobs at the factory, he’d found that only 4,287 required “ordinary physical development and strength”: The lightest jobs were again classified to discover how many of them required the use of full … [Link]
Fark.com RSS » It's time to play media fear-mongering MadLibs. Your (common object) contains (number) times more bacteria than a toilet seat [Stupid]
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Fark.com RSS » Former Hindu-turned Christian 'prophet' says he visited Heaven last year and knew Trump would be elected because "The people of Heaven decided he would." In other news, tickets to Hell increasing in popularity [Unlikely]
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Fark.com RSS » $10 beer pong bet turns into $15.6 million settlement [Fail]
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Fark.com RSS » According to study, more motorists die on a full moon, which is no surprise since it's very hard to drive and expose your bare arse at the same time [Unlikely]
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Fark.com RSS » Don't you just hate it when you fire your shotgun at someone and that person was imaginary? [Dumbass]
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Fark.com RSS » Fire caused by air conditioner. You had ONE job [Ironic]
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Fark.com RSS » Charles "wrong way" Jenkins, a U.S. soldier who defected TO North Korea in 1965 to avoid the Vietnam war, and was tortured and held captive there until 2005, has passed away at age 77 [Followup]
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Fark.com RSS » Britain's new public enemy number one revealed as…… *spins wheel*…. Peppa Pig [Facepalm]
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Fark.com RSS » Ex-Facebook exec: We control the horizontal and the vertical. We can shape your vision to anything our imagination can conceive. For the foreseeable future, we will control all that you see and hear [Scary]
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Fark.com RSS » Bagpiper concert raises money for wounded police officer. Hasn't he suffered enough? [Cool]
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Fark.com RSS » Son of Sam needs emergency heart surgery. No word on whether his dog is his healthcare proxy [Interesting]
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Fark.com RSS » Today's Fark-ready headline: "Smokers who get boob jobs have a high risk of their nipples falling off – but blood-sucking LEECHES can save them" [Strange]
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Fark.com RSS » Merriam-Webster's: Our 2017 word of the year is "Feminism." "Menninism" still not a thing [Interesting]
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Fark.com RSS » Police use amusing social media posts to help catch criminals. "Jorts-wearing suspect" not amused [Amusing]
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Fark.com RSS » Photoshop this happy hiker [Photoshop]
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Fark.com RSS » Charles Manson died of cardiac arrest brought on by colon cancer. So, he suffered [Followup]
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Weird Universe » Shakespeare Rap
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Weird Universe » Mystery Illustration 64
What are these two people doing?
The answer is here.
Or after the jump.
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Fark.com RSS » "Florida man urinates in middle of Steak 'n Shake in front of dozens of customers" [Florida]
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Fark.com RSS » San Francisco mayor Ed Lee heads off to the great sanctuary city in the sky [News]
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Fark.com RSS » Kim Jong Un just needs to commit apartheid to have his "Crimes Against Humanity" scorecard all checked off [Sad]
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Fark.com RSS » DeVos to defrauded students: Fark you [Asinine]
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Fark.com RSS » People in Iceland really take their elves seriously [Strange]
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Fark.com RSS » Yellowstone's bighorns are suffering from a scab-causing virus spread during mating season [Sick]
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GraphJam » Amount of Swears per Conversation
Graph by: Dumbface Tagged: age , amount , conversation , elderly , Line Graph , middle aged , old , swears , teenagers , young Share on Facebook
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GraphJam » Let's Turn on the Juice and See What Shakes Loose
Graph by: (via Think Geek) Tagged: beetlejuice , movies , quotes , showtime , venn diagram Share on Facebook
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GraphJam » We Were Going to Be Life Partners
Graph by: Unknown Tagged: Awkward , best friend , boyfriend , Pie Chart Share on Facebook
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GraphJam » Replotted: I'll Be a Man and Fix That For You
Graph by: Unknown Tagged: be a man , best of week , cartoons , disney , ill-make-a-man-outta-you , mulan , Pie Chart , singers Share on Facebook
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GraphJam » Reasons Why I Don't Have a Facebook Yet
Graph by: MakAttack Tagged: blogs , computers , facebook , internet , shallow , twitter Share on Facebook
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GraphJam » The Female Dilemma
Graph by: SupRflyDK (via Chart Attack) Tagged: Sad , womens-magazines , unfortunate Share on Facebook
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GraphJam » It Always Sounds Nasally
Graph by: Doldhov Tagged: nasally , Pie Chart , recording , someone else , technology , voice Share on Facebook
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GraphJam » I Don't Get It
Graph by: Becca-Boomer Tagged: paradox , self referential , venn diagram , venn diagrams Share on Facebook
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GraphJam » Reframe: I Am the Bat
Graph by: jpklabunde89 Tagged: conversation , batman , Pie Chart , dating Share on Facebook
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GraphJam » Save Yourself!
Graph by: (via Coolness Graphed) Tagged: Bar Graph , running out , super mario , burning Share on Facebook
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GraphJam » That's a Small Percentage
Graph by: Unknown Tagged: people , internet , intelligent Share on Facebook
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GraphJam » Gamer Rage Is Up Two-Hundred Percent
Invalid Graph by: Unknown Tagged: demons-souls , gamer rage Share on Facebook
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GraphJam » Chance of Getting Blamed at Work
LoL by: czaries Tagged: blame , month , Office , office humor , work Share on Facebook
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GraphJam » What's Your Unicorn Name?
Submitted by: Unknown Tagged: unicorn , Chart , name Share on Facebook
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GraphJam » Replotted: Guinea Cage
Original image from: The Daily Guinea Pig Graph by: (via I Love Charts) Tagged: Chart , actor , nicolas cage , funny Share on Facebook
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GraphJam » As Long as It's Not Chris Hansen
Graph by: xlolz2muchx Tagged: call of duty , sit down , Chris Hansen , Pie Chart Share on Facebook
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GraphJam » Things you notice from a Viagra commercial
LoL by: Spensaur Tagged: ads , commercials , doctor , medicine , men , sexual , side effects , TV , viagra Share on Facebook
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GraphJam » Fast-forwarding with DVR
Graph by: romesque Tagged: accidentally , DVR , exit , fast-forwarding , goal , minutes , Pie Chart , press , TV Share on Facebook
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GraphJam » Lunchtime Woes
Graph by: joecham Tagged: lunch time , school , vending machine , venn diagram , venn diagrams Share on Facebook
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GraphJam » She Finally Found My Special Folder
Graph by: Unknown Tagged: computers , girlfriends , Pie Chart , pr0n , relationships Share on Facebook
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GraphJam » If It Weren't for This Feeling, I'd Never Floss
Graph by: coldwontrise Tagged: breaking , floss , how it feels , pain , stuck , teeth Share on Facebook
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GraphJam » Reactions to a snowstorm
Graph by: Michelle_CAAAT Tagged: bar graphs , digging , reaction , road , sledding , snow , snowstorm , weather Share on Facebook
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GraphJam » The High Price of Materialism
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Fark.com RSS » Drunk driver tells the cops that his name is Burger King. He then proceeds to introduce his wife, Wendy, his son Carl Jr., and the Five Guys in his trunk [Amusing]
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Fark.com RSS » Dog named Rascal finds his forever home. After losing 85% of his blood to FLEA infestation. Previous owner finally being charged [Followup]
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Futility Closet » Illumination
The BIG Maze, a temporary installation at the National Building Museum in 2014, inverted the idea of the traditional Renaissance maze: Instead of getting more bewildering as you advanced toward the goal, it got easier. “From outside, the maze’s cube-like form hides the final reveal behind its 18-foot-tall walls,” explained Danish architect Bjarke Ingels. “On the inside, the walls slowly … [Link]
Fark.com RSS » If you accidentally tase a cop, you should at least get him a cake [Amusing]
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Fark.com RSS » PSA: Looting houses in empty, fire-evacuated neighborhoods is sure to draw someone's attention. Especially if you're doing it while under the influence [Dumbass]
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Fark.com RSS » Woman gets kicked off Spirit Airlines flight for a) smoking, b) raging, c) breastfeeding [Asinine]
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Fark.com RSS » Remember the good old days when all you had to worry about was your babysitter stealing from your change bowl and raiding the liquor cabinet while you were out? [Fail]
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Fark.com RSS » China announces plans to recreate Shakespeare's birthplace of Stratford-upon-Avon. Next: will announce plans to recreate Charles Dickens' birthplace, Walt Whitman's birthplace, Stephanie Meyer's birthplace [Silly]
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Fark.com RSS » Asshats who tried to blow up mosque are seeking "Trump Voters" to serve on Jury [Murica]
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Fark.com RSS » Caller reports teenagers driving around in police cruiser. Department promises Officer Rock is over 21, a bit flattered [Silly]
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Fark.com RSS » Photoshop this pyramid [Photoshop]
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Fark.com RSS » Tonight on Paul's Memory Bank (8PM ET) as we wind down 2017 we see what kind of deranged individual subby is by listening to the top 33 songs on his iPhone [Live]
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