Odds and sods I look at regularly, just because they amuse me. I hope they do the same for you. Incidentally, I found this page’s title on Greg Ross’s Futility Closet (it’s somewhere on this page) in a mini-article which also includes the delightful sentence in Icelandic: Barbara Ara bar Ara araba bara rabbabara. Ross points out that this, “besides being fun to say, is spelled with only three letters. It means “Barbara, daughter of Ari, brought only rhubarb to Ari the Arab.”
Fark.com RSS » Sheep rescued in Eskifjörður after vanishing during bad weather. What they were doing in my Eskifjörður, I'll never tell [Strange]
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Fark.com RSS » Variety is out with all the dildo-buying, penis-waving details on Matt Lauer [Sick]
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Fark.com RSS » Like a john trying to skip out without paying the prostitute, Russia eyes the door as soon as Syria starts wanting money [Followup]
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Fark.com RSS » Restoration team finds note hidden in Jesus' butt [Interesting]
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Fark.com RSS » Photoshop this dramatic reenactment of an Alfred Hitchcock movie [Photoshop]
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Fark.com RSS » Reporter tries to eat thrown out food for a week and lives to write about it [Interesting]
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Fark.com RSS » Scientists test 9 "yeti" DNA samples and discover they are actually from bears. Loch Ness monster tests still ongoing [Obvious]
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Futility Closet » Plea
One sticks a finger into the ground to smell what country one is in. I stick my finger into the world — it has no smell. Where am I? What does it mean to say: the world? What is the meaning of that word? Who tricked me into this whole thing and leaves me standing here? Who am I? How … [Link]
Fark.com RSS » A friend helps you move. A true friend helps you move a dead body. A friendly coworker helps you by holding the gun you've used in your serial killings without telling the police. Huh, I guess this coworker wasn't friendly [Florida]
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Fark.com RSS » Matt Lauer was fired so abruptly because the NYT and Variety were preparing to publish stories about his sexual misconduct [Followup]
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Fark.com RSS » Well, that's the news from Lake Wobegon, where all the women are strong, all the men are harassing the women, and all the children are above average [NewsFlash]
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Fark.com RSS » Meet Mr Fluffy the dinosaur [Strange]
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Fark.com RSS » The US Federal Reserve is considering starting a digital currency. That's the joke [Asinine]
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Fark.com RSS » Woman arrested for stealing a mounted zebra head. Now takeoff zebra, baby [Strange]
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Fark.com RSS » Anthony Senerchia, the man behind the ALS "Ice Bucket Challenge," passes away at 46 [Hero]
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Weird Universe » Indecent Apes
McAllen Monitor – Nov 19, 1993
The offending cover. It's true, you can see a dangly bit there, as well as some naked ta-tas.
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Weird Universe » A Is for Atom PSA
Dr. Atom is a hideous abomination of nightmare fuel. [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Photoshop theme: Surprising tattoos. Difficulty: No politicians [Photoshop]
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Fark.com RSS » Check out this horny dog just in time for Woofday, Wetnose, Wednesday [Amusing]
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Fark.com RSS » Note to self: Do not do 'butt selfies' at temples in Thailand [Facepalm]
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Fark.com RSS » Cat's life saved after surviving a week with head stuck in mayonnaise jar. Your dog wants mustard [Awkward]
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Fark.com RSS » NBC fires Matt Lauer for sexual misconduct; wearing miniskirts during every Halloween special [Creepy]
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Fark.com RSS » Stores are selling $1,000 upside down Christmas trees. You'll need to burn your tree to heat your house this winter [Strange]
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Fark.com RSS » "Hey, baby, you up for some plowing?" [Amusing]
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Fark.com RSS » CDC: If you've consumed raw milk in the last 6 months, see your doctor immediately. Brucellosis can kill you. Worse yet, it can leave you with "inflamed, severely painful and swollen testicles" [PSA]
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Fark.com RSS » Australian electrician sacked for using potato chip bag as Faraday cage to skip work for two years without employer noticing [Strange]
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GraphJam » He Does That Cute Head Turn
Dogs make me smile. Graph by: Unknown Tagged: animals , cute , dogs , Pie Chart , TV Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » They'll Never Notice if I Change the Margins a Little
Graph by: Unknown Tagged: font , homework , margins , Pie Chart , school Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Your Face Will Surely Show It
Graph by: (via Graphic Content) Tagged: clap your hands , flow chart , happy Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Recipe for Genius
Submitted by: (via Red Lemon Club) Tagged: inspiration , lightbulb chart , genius Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Time Spent on Apps
Apps account for endless hours of entertainment, and can ruin verbal communication on a night out with friends in a heartbeat. Graph by: kitteh_pleaz (via Columnfivemedia) Tagged: iPhones , apps , update Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Conditioning It Was All They Could Manage
Graph by: Unknown Tagged: hair , Line Graph , long hair , short hair Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Procrastination
Graph by: Isabel Tagged: flow chart , homework , school Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » At No Point Is It Drinkable
Graph by: Davus55 Tagged: coffee , cold , drink , lava , Line Graph Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Moar Sleep!
Graph by: Red1Fawx Tagged: moar , morning , folgers , amazing , sleep , waking up Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Gadgets 2000 vs. Gadgets 2012
Graph by: imagin-ary Tagged: best of week , electronics , gadgets , iphone , smart phone Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » It's Like a Giant Candy Cane!
Graph by: bunnyborg Tagged: frozen , lamp post , lick , Pie Chart , stuck , tongue , winter Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Distribution of What
I'm glad someone is finally studying this Graph by: DamnJack Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Who Buys CDs Anymore?
Graph by: SuckOnThis Tagged: Bar Graph , Music , piracy , retail Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Re-Plotted: You Can Thrust Many Things On the Internet
Cannot tell if trolling or they just actually think that's how it's spelled Submitted by: Kehteh Tagged: Bar Graph , cant tell if , spelling , typo Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Wikipedia Article Not Long Enough?
Graph by: epicpilotguy Tagged: projects , research , school , venn diagram Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » It's Good on Almost Everything…
Graph by: Unknown Tagged: marijuana , high , nutella , food , Pie Chart Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » It Even Looks Like a Sound Wave!
Submitted by: Unknown Tagged: productivity , graphs , sound waves Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » What I'm Looking Forward to the Most In HP-DH Pt. 2
Graph by: abkneal Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » How much I like my drawings
Graph by: Arcaenia Tagged: drawings , like , notes , school , sketchbook Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Relevancy of Ferris Bueller's Day Off to High School Students
Graph by: kaitoukat Tagged: 80s , 90s , ferris-buellers-day-off , high school , Line Graph , movies , present , relevance Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » This Doesn't Sound Right to Me
Graph by: yellowlover14 Tagged: boring , sleepovers , girls Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Why I Hate Shopping
Graph by: eyeveewhy Tagged: shopping , venn diagrams , clothing , graphs , funny Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » For Everything Else, There's Internet
Graph by: sleepytime Tagged: pie charts , news , graphs , funny Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » The Tastiest Shapes
I love pizza. Graph by: Unknown Tagged: circle , noms , pizza , triangle , venn diagram Share on Facebook [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Firefighters know they rescued a rodent, they just don't know what kind of rodent it is [Weird]
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Fark.com RSS » Mueller is investigating Flynn's time as Defense Intelligence Agency director before he was fired. Thanks, Obama [Followup]
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Fark.com RSS » Yahoo hacker pleads guilty, admits helping Russia target specific Americans. Yeehaw [Followup]
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Fark.com RSS » Gateway Pundit reporter caught acting like Gateway Pundit reporter at "It's OK to be White" speech. Woman he assaulted caught watching his arrest [Dumbass]
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Fark.com RSS » Study finds white men with small members feel stricter gun laws are attacks on their masculinity [Interesting]
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Fark.com RSS » The family of that POTUS who can't bring himself to condemn Nazis hid their German heritage for years [Weird]
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Fark.com RSS » Navajo Code Talker unfazed by Trump's staging of ceremony in front of Andrew Jackson portrait; "The Marines made us yell 'Geronimo' when we jumped out of planes and that didn't offend me either" [Hero]
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Futility Closet » Bullseye
Rather than follow daylight saving time, the state of Arizona observes standard time throughout the year. But the Navajo Nation observes daylight saving time throughout its territory, including the part that lies in Arizona. And the Hopi Nation, which lies entirely in Arizona, surrounded entirely by the Navajo Nation, doesn’t. So the Hopi Nation is a region that doesn’t observe … [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Silvio Berlusconi is turning into Johnny Cab [Creepy]
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Fark.com RSS » Cops make 1 gram cocaine = 26 kilograms, and then the appellate court makes a fifteen year sentence stick. Texas tag yet? [Asinine]
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Fark.com RSS » LA city attorneys think it would be super to make the slumlord a tenant in his own hellhole. Amusing tag subbing for poetic justice [Amusing]
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Fark.com RSS » Who could POSSIBLY have an issue with a 'gaytivity' scene featuring two Josephs dressed in pink watching over baby Jesus? Oh, right [Facepalm]
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Fark.com RSS » Meghan Markle is unsuitable as Prince Harry's wife due to being divorced. If only there were a church the crown could go to to accommodate divorce [Amusing]
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Fark.com RSS » I know Thanksgiving can be stressful, but yelling "take your farking son" while throwing your month old baby at his father and breaking his skull is a bit much [Sick]
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Fark.com RSS » Cracks in Oroville Dam's brand new spillway are "expected and pose no danger" say Calif State Officials who evacuated 200,000 people last spring [Facepalm]
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Fark.com RSS » High school morans decide a cancer awareness rally is the perfect place for a rape joke [Facepalm]
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Fark.com RSS » Viagra can be sold over the counter. Fark: In the United Kingdom [Misc]
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Fark.com RSS » Problem: Taliban insurgents are hiding in the hills and mountain caves where we can't get at them. Solution: Literally bomb the hills and mountains flat with B-52 carpet bombing raids. Talk about changing the geopolitical landscape, eh? [Murica]
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Fark.com RSS » Dear Leader, please work on your PR skills. Signed, Best Korea [Awkward]
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Fark.com RSS » Cheese, just because you didn't bag a deer you don't need to cry so much [Obvious]
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Fark.com RSS » Bali volcano's eruption could cool the entire planet [Ironic]
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Fark.com RSS » New, revolutionary condom about to hit the market that will explain to you why she won't return your calls [Cool]
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Fark.com RSS » Photoshop this game of catch gone wrong [Photoshop]
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Fark.com RSS » Attempted mass shooter suffers a severe case of Acute Failure of the Victim Selection Process [Florida]
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