Odds and sods I look at regularly, just because they amuse me. I hope they do the same for you. Incidentally, I found this page’s title on Greg Ross’s Futility Closet (it’s somewhere on this page) in a mini-article which also includes the delightful sentence in Icelandic: Barbara Ara bar Ara araba bara rabbabara. Ross points out that this, “besides being fun to say, is spelled with only three letters. It means “Barbara, daughter of Ari, brought only rhubarb to Ari the Arab.”
Fark.com RSS » Police seek help identifying boobs involved in bank robbery [Interesting]
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Fark.com RSS » Two people shot dead at Louisiana's Gambling State University. Oh, wait. Grambling. Subby has to change his higher education plans [Scary]
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Fark.com RSS » Apparently the President of Madagascar has not Shut. Down. Everything because now black death is knocking on the doors of nine new countries ready to swing its sickle (possible NSFW stuff on page) [Scary]
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Fark.com RSS » Homicide victim found in cemetery. I mean, yeah, that's where they go, right? [Strange]
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Fark.com RSS » Naked 91-year-old women–is there anything they can't do? [Giggity]
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Fark.com RSS » Rail station closed after "unexploded device" found. Aren't most devices unexploded? [Strange]
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Fark.com RSS » Photoshop Tennis Match: Blank Canvas Edition [Photoshop]
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Futility Closet » The Natural Order
“When a lion eats a man, and a man eats an ox, why is the ox more made for the man, than the man for the lion?” — Thomas Hobbes, Questions Concerning Liberty, Necessity, and Chance, 1656 [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Reuters investigates the world of unregulated human body brokers by purchasing two human heads, which surprisingly didn't cost an arm and a leg [Followup]
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Fark.com RSS » Who would burn a 15 ft teddy bear to the ground? Canadians. EVIL Canadians. Probably drunk evil Canadians, too [Asinine]
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Fark.com RSS » FBI and CT police reveal that they found a file on the computer belonging to Newtown shooter, Adam Lanza, "advocating pedophiles' rights and the liberation of children," and "a screenplay about a relationship between an adult male and
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The Oatmeal – Comics, Quizzes, & Stories » Reaching people on the internet
View on my website [Link]
Fark.com RSS » 'Tinder for criminals' program matches inmates with suitable prisons. Shouldn't it be called Grindr for criminals? [Murica]
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Fark.com RSS » If your newborn tests positive for meth, don't cut off their alarm bracelet, stuff it in a duffel bag and flee the hospital. And definitely don't 'hide' at home – that's the first place the cops will look for you [Asinine]
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Fark.com RSS » Nintendo 64 left behind after tires slashed. Police following trail of discarded bananas, shells, and coins [Weird]
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Fark.com RSS » Study says 66% of Winnipeg's homeless population is invisible. If I were homeless and invisible I'd probably rob a bank [Sad]
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Fark.com RSS » Fats Domino no longer tickling the ivories [News]
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Fark.com RSS » His punctuation choices once sent an editor into cardiac arrest. His Mary Sue is named Mary Sue. His purple prose runs all of the colors of the spectrum. He is the scariest writer on Fark, and this is your Fark Writer's Thread [CSB]
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Fark.com RSS » Brother photoshops clown from 'It' into sister's engagement photos, won't have to worry about giving at toast at the wedding reception [Amusing]
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Fark.com RSS » How much would you pay to get other people to stop crowding your national park? $70? [Interesting]
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Weird Universe » Too Many Tigers
In favor of species extinctions. [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Virginia is all ready to start charging every driver using the busiest stretch of its busiest highway during rush hour for the privilege of doing so, but for some reason drivers aren't lining up to purchase the equipment the state needs them to h
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Fark.com RSS » Ohio is the worst place to trick-or-treat, says study conducted outside of Albert Belle's house [Obvious]
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Fark.com RSS » Skating through life is no way to go, especially after the fire when the view is horrendous [Sad]
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Fark.com RSS » Well that explains a lot . . . I don't know exactly what it explains, but whatever is happening, it's explaining a lot [Giggity]
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Fark.com RSS » Photoshop this… um… political statement? [Photoshop]
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Fark.com RSS » The best doggie Halloween costumes on parade. It's Woofday Wednesday [Cool]
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Weird Universe » Big Earl the Beer-Drinking Pig
Big Earl was a talented pig. He could drink a can of beer while standing on his hind legs, and then he'd eat the can. He performed this stunt in various barrooms, until the State Liquor Commission found out what was going on and ordered Big Earl to stop, citing a law against bringing pigs into bars.
At least, that's … [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Woman crashes wedding, pours a drink on her boyfriend, punches a bridesmaid and runs to the bathroom. Then it gets weird [Florida]
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Fark.com RSS » Republicans continue to drain the swamp by making it harder for consumers to sue banks. Thanks, Pence [Facepalm]
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Fark.com RSS » "Boy Scout leader accused of banging scouts' heads together". You stopped reading two words too early [Dumbass]
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Fark.com RSS » Say goodbye to your local news crew [News]
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Fark.com RSS » Starting Thursday, the TSA takes its theatrics on the road [Murica]
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Fark.com RSS » Suddenly, yellow jackets [Scary]
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Fark.com RSS » Like a floating red balloon, the 2017 "Fark Scary Stories" thread is waiting for you. Top 10 voted Smart or Funny stories get a sponsored month of TotalFark. We all float down here [Scary]
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Fark.com RSS » It's okay if high school boys are shirtless as they cheer on their school's football team. But fetch the fainting couch and pass the smelling salts if a high school girl in a sports bra wants to take off her shirt to cheer on the team [Asinin
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Fark.com RSS » Apparently, dishwashers may be a fire hazard, which is weird because mine quit smoking 4 years ago this January [PSA]
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Fark.com RSS » Trouble was bruin at this Altadena school as intruders were found without a maul pass [Interesting]
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GraphJam » So Many Ninjas
Graph by: dantona Tagged: ninjas , invisible Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Tetris World
Graph by: (via Bartotainment) Tagged: atlas , map , tetris , video games , world Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » what radiation deos in comics/cartoons
Graph by: tuiteyfruity Tagged: burns , cancer , cartoons , comics , cool , kill , mutant , powers , radiation , Super Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Sometimes Laziness Is Manliness
Graph by: lolfadi Tagged: beards , best of week , facial hair , laziness , manliness , Pie Chart Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Scumbag Disney Lucas, Y U No Let Me Help With Star Wars Prequels?!
Submitted by: Unknown Tagged: copyright , infographic , interesting , laws , Video , years Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » My God Is the Best God
Graph by: MrROFLBISCUITS Tagged: Bar Graph , comments , god , Memes , meta Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » What Four Loko Goes With Your Meal?
Submitted by: Unknown Tagged: food , four loko , funny , meal , paring , after 12 , g rated Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » According To Charles Dickens
LoL by: spleen_queen Tagged: authors , books , literature Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Tienes tarea?
Graph by: Jenn9794 Tagged: google , pie charts , spanish Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » What Does the Scouter Say About His Sleep Habits?
Graph by: Unknown Tagged: energy , Line Graph , over 9000 , sleep Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Uncomfortable Compliments
Graph by: sticky_feet Tagged: Babies , basic , compliments , cute , discomfort , girlfriend , together , uncomfortable , wedding Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Know-It-Alls
Graph by: firinmahlazor Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Google Make Brain Hurt
Submitted by: (via dailyinfographic.com) Tagged: brain , google , infographic , memory Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Cloud Then vs. Cloud Now
Graph by: Unknown Tagged: best of week , cloud , final fantasy , RPG , video games Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Replotted: So Many Penises
^ KTHXBAI Graph by: Pika4Chu Tagged: chat , Omegle , Pie Chart Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Lukewarm, I Am Your Shower
Graph by: Unknown Tagged: arbitrary star wars , cold , faucet , hot , infographic , shower , useful Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Tony Stark Has Too Much Money
Graph by: Unknown Tagged: cost , Movie , iron man Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Tennis Is Hard
Graph by: aceq007 Tagged: difficult , tennis , getting the ball Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » #whyisthistrending
Graph by: katzed Tagged: twitter , trending , graphs , funny Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Well, Looks Like I'm Not Going to School Today
Graph by: afcicco132 Tagged: alarm , late , Pie Chart , school Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » What to Say When Invited to a Party.
Is your party lame? Or are you just unpopular? Use this handy chart to decode polite responses from party invitees. Graph by: radmanryano Tagged: christmas , invite , Holiday party Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » The Age Old Dilemma
Graph by: Unknown Tagged: venn diagram , online dating , women Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Humans Are Just 'Meh'
Graph by: greenodude Tagged: likes , humans , meh , Cats Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » We're Not so Different After All
Graph by: (via Dorkly) Tagged: goths , high school , jocks , nerds , stereotypes , venn diagram Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » What Rick Astley Will Do
Graph by: Unknown Tagged: anger , Music , pissed off , rick astley , singers Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Respect For Pluto Over Time
Graph by: samuelm Tagged: bomb , discovery , Line Graph , moon , neptune , orbit , planets , pluto , plutonium , respect Share on Facebook [Link]
Fark.com RSS » The first Newfie says "Hey look, UFO" and the second Newfie says "No, YOU F-O" [Strange]
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Fark.com RSS » Foolish humans ruin a game of shark volleyball [Hero]
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Fark.com RSS » Florida spends $20 million to ensure milk from a cow's udder is called 'imitation milk' [Florida]
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Fark.com RSS » Sarah Huckabee Sanders: "I wouldn't trust the Washington Post." Hours later: "OMG, have you seen this report in the Washington Post? It's awesome" [Stupid]
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Fark.com RSS » I scream, you scream. We all scream: WTF? [Spiffy]
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Futility Closet » The Mephisto Spiral
An optical illusion — the two pieces appear to be drawn apart, but they remain engaged. Here’s another video that’s shot clearly enough to give away what’s happening. [Link]
Fark.com RSS » We now have an early leader for 'Idiots of the Century' as three men are seen swimming and playing inside a baited crocodile trap [Asinine]
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Fark.com RSS » Clinton campaign and DNC helped pay firm to have Trump Dossier put together [News]
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Fark.com RSS » Immigrant girl to get that abortion she always wanted that the Trump administration tried to stop [Followup]
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Fark.com RSS » Man can't hold his beer, says watch this [Dumbass]
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Fark.com RSS » Retiree spent £120k pension in 6 months on a car, gambling and drink. And the rest he wasted [Obvious]
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Fark.com RSS » The Sackler family doesn't want you to know that the Sackler family got its Sackler family fortune by creating the opioid addiction epidemic, which is brought to you by the Sackler family [Sick]
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Fark.com RSS » This week on Canada's Least Wanted [Amusing]
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Fark.com RSS » DC ax throwing club opens with tips like "do not throw ax if someone is in front of you or near the target." What could possibly go wrong? [Scary]
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Fark.com RSS » Photoshop this guy stepping into a plush, stain resistant abyss [Photoshop]
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