Odds and sods I look at regularly, just because they amuse me. I hope they do the same for you. Incidentally, I found this page’s title on Greg Ross’s Futility Closet (it’s somewhere on this page) in a mini-article which also includes the delightful sentence in Icelandic: Barbara Ara bar Ara araba bara rabbabara. Ross points out that this, “besides being fun to say, is spelled with only three letters. It means “Barbara, daughter of Ari, brought only rhubarb to Ari the Arab.”
Fark.com RSS » Goodness gracious, great balls of fire [Scary]
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Fark.com RSS » Scissors cut paper, paper covers rock, rock foils car thieves [Facepalm]
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Fark.com RSS » "Police rushed to the toy store after receiving a complaint that a red Lego Ninja was violating a ban on wearing face coverings" [Asinine]
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Fark.com RSS » "Don't let strippers in your house" [PSA]
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Fark.com RSS » Photoshop this fall leaf [Photoshop]
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Fark.com RSS » There's a very fine line between living in a house that's cluttered and being a hoarder, so pick up that excess crap and throw it away [Obvious]
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Fark.com RSS » ICE agents enter private property without warrant or permission and arrest an individual. Yes, you better believe some people have a problem with that [Scary]
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Fark.com RSS » Guy brought back to life by favorite sports team's chant played at his bedside. Either that or improved medically after his brain surgery (possible nsfw content on page) [Unlikely]
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Fark.com RSS » Pro-tip: If you use your dad's cop car to commit armed robbery, pick a victim who doesn't know you [Florida]
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Fark.com RSS » The best wine to drink with your Halloween candy [Weird]
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Fark.com RSS » Mile High Club with stewardesses provided for first class. Economy class still provides complimentary beatings [Giggity]
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Fark.com RSS » Police looking for a hairy-handed gent, who ran amok in Kent. Investigation to move to Mayfair [Scary]
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Fark.com RSS » Father of the year candidate sold heroin in a hospital maternity ward where he was visiting his newborn daughter [Dumbass]
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Fark.com RSS » 50 years ago, a guy got photographed while burning his draft card, had his face printed on a "Fark the Draft" poster, and ended up expanding our First Amendment rights. Today he explains what it was like to be a meme before the Internet exist
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Weird Universe » Tombvertising
Back in 2002, computer game maker Acclaim Entertainment announced that it planned to advertise its newest game, ShadowMan2, by paying families for the right to place small billboards on gravestones. The amount paid would be proportional to how visible and well-placed the gravestone was. The company suggested that its scheme might "particularly interest poorer families."
It doesn't seem that anyone ever … [Link]
Fark.com RSS » You earn a special kind of karma if you give a tired iguana lost at sea a ride back home on the paddle of your kayak [Cool]
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Fark.com RSS » LAN party in Tokyo [News]
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Fark.com RSS » If you were hoping to finally read all those soon-to-be-declassified JFK assassination files… wait, there's breaking news (link updated) [Followup]
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Fark.com RSS » Photoshop theme: Ivanka Trump's "punk phase" (link goes to historical evidence) [Photoshop]
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Fark.com RSS » Substitute teacher duct tapes mouths of 10 students. Not surprisingly someone has a problem with this [Dumbass]
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Fark.com RSS » When it comes to the upcoming winter forecast across America, who are you going to believe: Accuweather or the Farmer's Almanac? [Interesting]
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Fark.com RSS » How a blind raccoon helped two kittens find their forever home just in time for Caturday [Caturday]
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Weird Universe » The Carsony Brothers
An unjustly forgotten trio of acrobats.
Full film below.
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Fark.com RSS » Protip: If you're going to break into a store and empty the cash register, don't leave your wallet with your photo ID behind [PSA]
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Fark.com RSS » If the "police" call asking you to bail your friend out of jail with iTunes cards, you should know there's just a slight chance it's not an entirely legitimate request [Facepalm]
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GraphJam » Untitled
LoL by: Unknown Tagged: creepy kid , education , insane , school , smart Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » She's Got a Huge… Personality
Graph by: Unknown Tagged: best of week , boyfriend , girls , knockers , personality , Pie Chart Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » So Intense.
Graph by: seexiaotong Tagged: double rainbow , Pie Chart , yosemitebear Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Why Does That Guy Have the Word 'Fap' All Around Him?
Graph by: TheWarrior Tagged: fapping , parents , Pie Chart , suggestive Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Food Chain
LoL by: kojak Tagged: animals , food , humans , plants , zombie Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Things The Dog Eats
LoL by: meeka27 Tagged: animals , chairs , dogs , food , garbage , legs , people , shoes , vomit Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Cycle of Manliness
Graph by: Unknown Tagged: chest hair , cycle , girlfriends , manly Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » No Way They'll Fall Out of Style
Graph by: Ora Tagged: apocalypse , bottle caps , currency , fallout , nuclear war , Pie Chart , style Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » I'm Hungry?
I don't even know what those noises are about most of the time. I'm pretty sure my stomach just wants to embarrass me. Graph by: loserme1 Tagged: classroom , loud , noises , Pie Chart , school , stomach , tummy Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Just Like To Catch a Predator
Graph by: Unknown Tagged: educational , last-weeks-title-yo , lie to me , lying , Pie Chart , reference , television , to catch a predator Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Nobody Tosses a Dwarf
Graph by: Unknown Tagged: aragorn , dwarf , Lord of the Rings Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » A Venn Diagram in a Men's Bathroom.
Graph by: Twisteddoodles (via Twisted Doodles) Tagged: venn diagram , bathroom , pee jokes Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Why "Thriller " is famous
Graph by: hannahthehedgecat Tagged: dancing , michael jackson , Music , music video , Pie Chart , thriller , zombie Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Outbreak Does Not Look Good
Graph by: ekahnicole Tagged: Aliens , Death , humans , outbreak , outlook , robots , venn diagram , zombie Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Does That Mean Wizards are Mutants?!
Countdown to HP 7-2: TEN DAYS! But I gotta know, who did it better? Graph by: (via gallaghr) Tagged: Harry Potter , mutants , venn diagram , wizards , x men Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Choose Your Own Adventure Novel Adventure
Graph by: (via www.box.net) Tagged: best of week , books , fantasy , flow chart , sci fi Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Why Would Someone Do That?
Graph by: (via Coolness Graphed) Tagged: bathroom humor , pigeon , Bar Graph Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » In Furniture, Nap in the Recliners
Graph by: Unknown Tagged: furniture , ikea , kitchen , Pie Chart , timer Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Are You Ready to Hear the Same Crappy Twelve Songs Over and Over?
Graph by: Unknown Tagged: Music , Pie Chart , radio , Songs Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Of Course None Of These Things Hurt
Graph by: Unknown Tagged: FPS , games , Pie Chart , sad but true Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » I Blame Cell Phone Cameras
Graph by: julian.frare13 Tagged: camera , cellphone , photographer Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Super Size It
Graph by: Unknown Tagged: Big Man , eating , fat , food , obese , serving sizes , super size Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Amount Of Time Having A Giftcard Before Spending It
Graph by: sirpufferstien Tagged: gift card , shopping , Line Graph Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » You Can Tell You're Addicted to Fallout When…
Get Over Here and Play a Video Game Graph by: frostatios Tagged: Music , fallout , lyrics , old timey , video games , Pie Chart Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Wow, Numbers Are Like… Everywhere Man
Submitted by: Romllig2 Tagged: clocks , dates , please stop , time Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Colors by Culture
Graph by: NowSourcing (via www.topwebdesignschools.org) Tagged: religion , colors , culture , design , infographic Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Your Posts on Memebase
Graph by: DUCDLOLZ Tagged: attention , memebase , meta , Pie Chart Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » How to Scare Kids now
Graph by: ittehbittehkitteh Tagged: confiscate , internet , kids , lying , monster , Pie Chart , room , scare , stuff , threats Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Can it be fixed?
Graph by: TimmyP Tagged: duct tape , fix , fixed , WD-40 Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » It's as Bad as It Looks
Graph by: Unknown Tagged: best of week , english , german , grammar , language Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Untitled
Graph by: sugarparrot Tagged: ask , directions , homeless , mom , venn diagram Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Feeling for My Alarm Clock
Graph by: cook_ayy Tagged: alarm clock , like a g6 , morning , P Diddy , Pie Chart , sleeping , waking up Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Pie Eaten
Graph by: bluevelvetcake Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Obvi
Graph by: (via I Love Charts) Tagged: Line Graph , math , nerd , proof Share on Facebook [Link]
Fark.com RSS » "Monday evening a manure storage facility at a farm ruptured releasing an estimated 250 thousand gallons of manure into an unnamed tributary to Stehman Run, which runs into the Conestoga River." Guess what that tributary is called now? [Sick]
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Futility Closet » Two-Way Traffic
In 2009 I mentioned that in 1895 Henry Simmons invented ramp-shaped railroad cars that could pass over one another. At the time I thought this was alarming, but something like it was actually carried out. On Coney Island’s Leap Frog Railway of 1905, one car full of passengers clambered over another: The passengers in breathless excitement momentarily anticipating disaster, realizing … [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Britain prepares for the wrath of Brian. IT'S NOT A HURRICANE [Scary]
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Fark.com RSS » Texans who pleaded for hurricane relief after Harvey, on Puerto Rico: "They should stay where they are and fix their own country up. Lack of responsibility is not an emergency on my part" [Murica]
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Fark.com RSS » If you are discharged/retired from the Armed Services, you might want to get your affairs in order. Tomorrow [News]
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Fark.com RSS » "It feels like something is eating my brain" said man with something eating his brain [Obvious]
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Fark.com RSS » London is now more dangerous than New York [Scary]
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Fark.com RSS » Teacher throws dildo-filled X-rated surprise party at school: "As the boy walked in, they surprised him with a hat that had a penis attached to the top and a string to be able to pull it so it can get erected" [Florida]
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Fark.com RSS » WHO chooses Robert Mugabe as good will ambassador?? [Stupid]
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Fark.com RSS » In Scotland you will not be allowed to smack your children when they act up. You can still give them a Glasgow Kiss though [Obvious]
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Fark.com RSS » Missouri prepared to transform the Arch into a Stargate for Amazon [Satire]
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Fark.com RSS » Indiana county shuts down successful needle exchange program because Jesus [Sick]
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Fark.com RSS » "Hudson Henge" mystifies, excites the masses in New York City [Cool]
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Fark.com RSS » Photoshop this herb harvest [Photoshop]
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