Odds and sods I look at regularly, just because they amuse me. I hope they do the same for you. Incidentally, I found this page’s title on Greg Ross’s Futility Closet (it’s somewhere on this page) in a mini-article which also includes the delightful sentence in Icelandic: Barbara Ara bar Ara araba bara rabbabara. Ross points out that this, “besides being fun to say, is spelled with only three letters. It means “Barbara, daughter of Ari, brought only rhubarb to Ari the Arab.”
Fark.com RSS » Every inmate in a Colorado prison will have a computer tablet by the end of 2017. Will figure out how to make prison wine with them shortly [Interesting]
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Fark.com RSS » If the headline asks a question, man [Fake]
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Fark.com RSS » Mysterious silver pods appear in Seattle. Pod people soon to follow, or at least heroin users [Interesting]
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Fark.com RSS » Seven-foot python found slithering down a street in France. Unverified and untrue reports claim locals first regarded it with snooty indifference, then ate it [Interesting]
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Fark.com RSS » Alabama TV station reminding residents where local fallout shelters are, just in case [Murica]
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Fark.com RSS » Branch Dildonian sympathizer appears before judge for ratting out FBI informants. Odds are he'll replace Comey [Followup]
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Fark.com RSS » Dog saves hikers from grizzly bear, will guest host for Colbert next week [Spiffy]
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Fark.com RSS » Photoshop these wannabe fish [Photoshop]
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Fark.com RSS » 'Sir, I'm not going to lie; I sell dope' Points for honesty [Florida]
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Fark.com RSS » Man gets shot in the head, then runs to nearby gas station to see if they could call for help, and maybe some of those nachos with the hot cheese from the machine, too [Strange]
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Futility Closet » “The Elephant Who Walked to Manchester”
Image: Art UK In 1872, as he prepared to retire in Edinburgh, English menagerie owner Alexander Fairgrieve auctioned off his remaining attractions in the Waverley Market. The largest lot was Maharajah, an Indian elephant 7 feet tall with 20-inch tusks. The winning bid, £680, came from James Jennison, proprietor of the Belle Vue Gardens near Manchester, who was expanding his zoological … [Link]
Fark.com RSS » "Hey Mr. Gullible, since you have such a big d*ck why don't you meet me at Buckingham Palace for a threesome?" (not safe for work images on page) [Dumbass]
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Fark.com RSS » ♫ Flintstones – meet the Flintstones – they've got a lien on your family van…♫ [Weird]
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Fark.com RSS » This just in from the Romero Institute: "Don't build on flood plains" [Obvious]
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Fark.com RSS » Old and busted: getting busy in a Burger King bathroom. New hotness: getting busy in a McDonald's dining room [Creepy]
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Fark.com RSS » Adult film star faked shark attack because she wanted "viral" video [Followup]
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Fark.com RSS » Jimmy John's founder denies he's the naked guy seen in a photo humping a shark. Which sounds like something a naked guy humping a shark would say [Followup]
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Fark.com RSS » Raw milk is killing people, CDC warns. Just to be on the safe side, make sure you fire up the grill and get a good sear on the next gallon you buy [Interesting]
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Fark.com RSS » Iran tests high-speed torpedoes after finally discovering how to launch them from their fleet of military donkeys [Scary]
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Fark.com RSS » Wait, you can get drunk off vanilla extract? [Strange]
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Fark.com RSS » Anne Frank Memorial defaced with racist, anti-Semitic messages. At least that's what they told her [Murica]
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Fark.com RSS » "I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by." -Douglas Adams. THIS is your Fark Writer's Thread, deadline or not edition [CSB]
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Fark.com RSS » Mother goose nests on couple's balcony – apparently a hockey fan: "We put an iPad out on the deck so she could watch the Oilers game…she hissed at the Ducks" [Sappy]
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Fark.com RSS » The glory of GovCo contracting: Burn an interstate bridge, set a completion date with LOTS of fluff, complete the work waaay ahead of stated date, collect heeewge bonus [PSA]
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Fark.com RSS » Cops bust giant cock fighting ring. 130 fighting cocks seized. Many cocks had to be euthanized in some sort of cock gas chamber or something. Other cocks survived the ordeal uninjured. Cock. 🐓 [Sad]
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Fark.com RSS » Everest climber found hiding in cave to avoid £8k fee [Dumbass]
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Fark.com RSS » Utah's liquor laws strike again [Facepalm]
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Fark.com RSS » Why would you even start to cheese off a 77-year-old woman with a chain saw who has demonstrated that she is not afraid to use it? [Stupid]
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Fark.com RSS » Admit it, you want one [Cool]
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Fark.com RSS » Arcade group says that ticket and claw games will no longer be "rigged". You can totally trust them this time. Pinky swear [Unlikely]
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Fark.com RSS » "Why were you throwing bricks at cars?" "The Lord told me to throw bricks at white men" [Strange]
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Fark.com RSS » Photoshop this friendly visitor [Photoshop]
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Fark.com RSS » Yelling questions at Tom Price (HHS Secretary) – You bet that's an arresting development [Murica]
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Weird Universe » Middle Finger Candle
You could have one of these burning in your front window to let neighbors/salesmen/people-trying-to~ know how you feel about them.
Available from the Cool Material Shop.
via SylK's Playground [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Frat bros who let their brother die after falling down the stairs are asked what they did before the fall. "Uh. I'd rather confess to the murder" [Followup]
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Fark.com RSS » If your spouse's parents' approach to raising your child seems outdated and antiquated, you should get over yourself and just be glad they're helping out [Obvious]
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Fark.com RSS » Need a cannon to reinforce your home defense systems? Have we got the estate sale for you. Bonus: We got some Cyndi Lauper stuff too [Interesting]
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Fark.com RSS » RIP porn magnate Richard Basciano, who helped make Times Square the fun place it was, before Giuliani and Disney ruined it [Sad]
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Weird Universe » Mildred Our Choir Director
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Fark.com RSS » Wait… I get to smuggle puppies AND I get a speedboat? Why was this never presented as a career option in high school? [Cool]
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Fark.com RSS » Good advice for Mother's Day: Try not to give Mom stolen merchandise [PSA]
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GraphJam » Reaction when I pet them
Graph by: munchmunchmunch Tagged: bus , cat , creepy , dogs , emoticon , Hall of Fame , hamster , person , pet , reaction Share on Facebook [Link]
Fark.com RSS » 1 in 10 couples have split up over A) Money B) Sex C) Trump [Giggity]
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Fark.com RSS » Present-day Goldilocks found sleeping in a bed after breaking into house. No word if she ate porridge and was found by three bears. Also, alcohol was involved [Strange]
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Fark.com RSS » Okay, which one of you Farkers is writing headlines for the Wanganui Chronicle? [Amusing]
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Fark.com RSS » Oopsies. Looks like U.S. Navy cruiser USS Lake Champlain needs a new captain [Sad]
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Fark.com RSS » They had me at machine gun robot [Cool]
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Fark.com RSS » Primitive humans also had funerary customs, burying their dead with purpose and intent, fear of a zombie uprising [Interesting]
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Fark.com RSS » Run of altercations included none-too-sweet attack with gummy bears [Florida]
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Fark.com RSS » Teenagers can still take their clothes off for money on Bourbon Street [Hero]
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Fark.com RSS » Häagen-Dazs giving away free cones to generate Häagen-Buzz [Interesting]
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Fark.com RSS » Sam the lost 17ft python has found his way home, presumably with fewer dog and cat companions than his incredible journey started with [Followup]
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Fark.com RSS » In an attempt to reclaim his title as oldest person to climb Everest, Nepalese mountaineer claims the new title of oldest person to die at Everest base camp [Sad]
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Fark.com RSS » A drone crashing into a bike race is every cyclist's nightmare [Scary]
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Fark.com RSS » HOUSE FOR SALE: 2,656 sq ft, 4Br 3Ba, as-is/no warranty. Upstairs apt can't be shown under any circumstances. Occupant has never paid rent and no sec. deposit is being held but there is a lease in place. *Great diamond in the rough investment.* $
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Fark.com RSS » ISIS claiming it beheaded a Russian officer in Syria, a move which will in no way escalate anything, anywhere [Facepalm]
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Fark.com RSS » CEO of Australian carrier Qantas takes a pie to the face. Looked like, I say, looked like he was in one of them Boo Cocky contests. Look at me when I'm talkin' at you [Awkward]
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Fark.com RSS » Friendly deer follow turkey hunters around, lick shotgun barrel [Strange]
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Fark.com RSS » Handheld screen use by toddlers now linked to speech delays. Parents should become concerned when their child's first words are "Super Mario Brothers" [Scary]
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Fark.com RSS » Photoshop this pantry ponderer [Photoshop]
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