John Gordon Ross

A Man for All Reasons

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Whittle It a Little, It’ll Fit

Odds and sods I look at regularly, just because they amuse me. I hope they do the same for you. Incidentally, I found this page’s title on Greg Ross’s Futility Closet (it’s somewhere on this page) in a mini-article which also includes the delightful sentence in Icelandic: Barbara Ara bar Ara araba bara rabbabara. Ross points out that this, “besides being fun to say, is spelled with only three letters. It means “Barbara, daughter of Ari, brought only rhubarb to Ari the Arab.”

Fark.com RSS » Actual headline: 'Gothy mommy with 4 eyes': Craigslist Mardi Gras missed connections don't disappoint [Amusing]

Monday 6 March 23:50:04 UTC 2017

Amusing [link] [40 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Florida man learns why Coloradans don't ride their motorcycles this time of year [Dumbass]

Monday 6 March 23:20:05 UTC 2017

Dumbass [link] [107 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » Postcoital Cheer May Pump Up Satisfaction at Work

Monday 6 March 23:00:00 UTC 2017

Survey respondents reported more enjoyment of and engagement with their jobs the day after they’d had sex. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Northeast US is a ticking lyme bomb [Sick]

Monday 6 March 22:50:04 UTC 2017

Sick [link] [78 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » Chicago Is Getting Musical, Light-Up Seesaws

Monday 6 March 22:30:00 UTC 2017

The art installation, called "Impulse," will be at Navy Pier until May. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Showa Era licensed brothels and red-light districts fondly recalled in Japan as symbol of bygone era when Japanese had time for sex [Weird]

Monday 6 March 22:20:05 UTC 2017

Weird [link] [53 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Best Korea fires four missiles into the sea off of Japan, will next declare Obama wiretapped them too if they still aren't getting attention [Followup]

Monday 6 March 21:50:04 UTC 2017

Followup [link] [52 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » 10 Facts About America's Most Popular Breakfast Cereals

Monday 6 March 21:43:07 UTC 2017

The 10 legacy brands are consistently at the top of the sales charts. [Link]

Mental Floss » 4 Reasons Why You Shouldn’t Feed the Birds (Or Any Animals)

Monday 6 March 21:30:00 UTC 2017

Step away from the bread. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » You know that's some serious toxic waste when it starts killing robots [Scary]

Monday 6 March 21:20:05 UTC 2017

Scary [link] [83 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Photoshop these walkers [Photoshop]

Monday 6 March 21:00:01 UTC 2017

Photoshop [link] [24 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » People who buy luxury items associate prestige and respectability with certain brands, which may explain why no one wants this high-rise in downtown Toronto [Obvious]

Monday 6 March 20:50:04 UTC 2017

Obvious [link] [90 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » Why Don't UPS Drivers Turn Left?

Monday 6 March 20:30:00 UTC 2017

More than 90 percent of a UPS driver's turns are to the right. Why? [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Khazir Khan, American citizen, Trump critic, and father of the fallen soldier Trump accused of being a traitor, has been informed that ICE is "reviewing" his traveling privileges for some reason [Murica]

Monday 6 March 20:20:05 UTC 2017

Murica [link] [336 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Just when you think you've seen the creepiest mugshot of the week something like this comes along [Creepy]

Monday 6 March 19:50:05 UTC 2017

Creepy [link] [79 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » A model of the National Archives is found in the basement of the National Archives. No word if it was found in the preservation room with delicious jams and jellies [Interesting]

Monday 6 March 19:20:06 UTC 2017

Interesting [link] [43 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » You Can Now Experience 'Walden' as a Video Game

Monday 6 March 19:00:00 UTC 2017

Channel Henry David Thoreau without isolating yourself in the woods. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Utah Legislature finally addresses critical issue of harassment of livestock [Interesting]

Monday 6 March 18:50:05 UTC 2017

Interesting [link] [36 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Kids these days – too busy snapchatting and dabbing to become violent criminals [Interesting]

Monday 6 March 18:20:07 UTC 2017

Interesting [link] [65 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » No-Needle Migraine Treatment Relieves Kids’ Pain Fast, Study Finds

Monday 6 March 18:00:00 UTC 2017

A sphenopalatine ganglion block involves a small catheter inserted into a patient’s nostril and is already commonly used for adults. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » U.S. Military: "Huh, maybe it's not cost-effective to use stealth fighters to hunt camels" [Obvious]

Monday 6 March 17:50:04 UTC 2017

Obvious [link] [191 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Fark NotNewsletter: Things are afoot [FarkBlog]

Monday 6 March 17:27:03 UTC 2017

FarkBlog [link] [109 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » "Listen up. Our fugitive has been on the run for 90 minutes. Average foot speed with a wheel of cheddar is 4 miles an hour which gives us a radius of 6 miles. What I want is a hard search of every cheese shop, grocery store and dairy in that area

Monday 6 March 17:20:05 UTC 2017

Strange [link] [42 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » Cursive Is Regaining Popularity in U.S. Schools

Monday 6 March 17:15:00 UTC 2017

Traditional script isn't disappearing anytime soon. [Link]

Weird Universe » 7 Clicks (March 6, 2017)

Monday 6 March 17:07:41 UTC 2017

7 Clicks
A Weird Universe News Service
March 6, 2017

Water $100 a bottle (but it's "perfect"–from a Norwegian fjord 800 mi from the North Pole) [Fox Business]

Russian proposal to deal with hooligan violence at 2018 World Cup: 20-hooligan teams, England v. Russia, fight it out in a stadium in front of ticket-buyers [The Guardian]

Toilet paper shortage in … [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Handed out with a photo of him signing it, Trump doubles down on Muslim ban [News]

Monday 6 March 17:06:30 UTC 2017

News [link] [516 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » What Do Those Numbers on the Bottom of Plastic Bottles Mean?

Monday 6 March 17:00:00 UTC 2017

The single-digit stamp helps determine the ultimate fate of your trash. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Excessive selfies, McDonald's delivery, and what you can store on DNA. These are YOUR Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2017-02-26 to Sat 2017-03-04 [FarkBlog]

Monday 6 March 16:38:34 UTC 2017

FarkBlog [link] [8 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » If you can't pull someone's teeth, pull a gun. That's the psychotic dentist way [Scary]

Monday 6 March 16:20:05 UTC 2017

Scary [link] [40 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » How to Score a Free Breakfast at IHOP on National Pancake Day

Monday 6 March 16:00:00 UTC 2017

Dig in! [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Now you, too can make a peanut butter and Hitler sandwich [Misc]

Monday 6 March 15:50:04 UTC 2017

Misc [link] [56 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Charles Darwin letter missing from Smithsonian turns up in former presidential candidate John Anderson's house [Weird]

Monday 6 March 15:20:05 UTC 2017

Weird [link] [50 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » See What Goes on Inside the Robot Animals That Spy on Wildlife

Monday 6 March 15:17:11 UTC 2017

'Spy in the Wild' wouldn’t be possible without its animatronic creatures. [Link]

Mental Floss » 5 Questions: Day of the Dude

Monday 6 March 15:17:09 UTC 2017

[Link]

Mental Floss » Get Monday's Top Amazon Deals Now

Monday 6 March 15:13:48 UTC 2017

From the Smart Shopping Team… [Link]

Mental Floss » 11 Classic Films in the Public Domain

Monday 6 March 15:00:00 UTC 2017

It's only natural that a few films would fall through the copyright cracks—even some classic ones. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » New video emerges that has people fascinated with seeing Trump's hair blowing in the wind [Strange]

Monday 6 March 14:20:05 UTC 2017

Strange [link] [59 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Photoshop theme: Things people in Heaven do for fun [Photoshop]

Monday 6 March 14:00:01 UTC 2017

Photoshop [link] [23 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Man busted in marijuana grow operation hasn't blinked in weeks [Dumbass]

Monday 6 March 13:50:04 UTC 2017

Dumbass [link] [40 comments] [Link]

Weird Universe » Ears instead of eyes

Monday 6 March 13:39:23 UTC 2017

People with ears where their eyes should be is a creepy recurring theme in print ads for radio and music.

98.0 FM Radio, 2009 – via Ads of the World

Steinhof Music Production, 2004 – via Joe La Pompe

7 Secrets of Creative Radio Advertising, 2013 – via Amazon [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Chicago managed to make it six days without a homicide, a new record [Scary]

Monday 6 March 13:20:07 UTC 2017

Scary [link] [61 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » 12 Words For The Insufferably Vain

Monday 6 March 13:00:00 UTC 2017

Please use these words next time you have to describe a self-obsessed huff-snuff. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Let's see what Russia Today has to say about Trump's wiretapping claims [Video]

Monday 6 March 12:15:54 UTC 2017

Video [link] [113 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » Day of the Dude

Monday 6 March 11:45:00 UTC 2017

[Link]

Mental Floss » The Wonderfully Weird Shoes of Anna Vasof

Monday 6 March 11:30:00 UTC 2017

They give whole new meaning to the phrase "practical footwear." [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Oorah hoo-ha [Sick]

Monday 6 March 11:14:54 UTC 2017

Sick [link] [121 comments] [Link]

Weird Universe » Mystery Gadget 44

Monday 6 March 11:05:00 UTC 2017

This machine is packing something. What?

The answer is here.

And after the jump. [Link]

Mental Floss » Morning Cup of Links: Key West Epitaphs

Monday 6 March 10:24:25 UTC 2017

Starting your week with some fantastic links! [Link]

GraphJam » Revision

Monday 6 March 10:08:41 UTC 2017

Bar Graph erasing mistakes revision Graph by: (via I Love Charts) Tagged: Bar Graph , erasing , mistakes , revision Share on Facebook [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Republicans to announce full support for decriminalization of recreational marijuana [Awkward]

Monday 6 March 10:06:54 UTC 2017

Awkward [link] [78 comments] [Link]

Futility Closet » Podcast Episode 144: The Murder Castle

Monday 6 March 9:57:21 UTC 2017

When detectives explored the Chicago hotel owned by insurance fraudster H.H. Holmes in 1894, they found a nightmarish warren of blind passageways, trapdoors, hidden chutes, and asphyxiation chambers in which Holmes had killed dozens or perhaps even hundreds of victims. In this week’s episode of the Futility Closet podcast we’ll follow the career of America’s first documented serial killer, who … [Link]

Mental Floss » The Secret Message Hiding in Lincoln's Pocket Watch

Monday 6 March 9:30:00 UTC 2017

A watchmaker left a secret message inside of Abraham Lincoln's pocket watch when the Civil War started. It wasn't discovered for a century and a half. [Link]

Mental Floss » A New Food Delivery Service Caters to People With Digestive Disorders

Monday 6 March 8:30:00 UTC 2017

Epicured's offerings are 100 percent low FODMAP and gluten-free. [Link]

Mental Floss » See the Weird, Wonderful Deep Sea Creatures NOAA Discovered in Samoa

Monday 6 March 6:30:00 UTC 2017

Get an up-close look at a newly discovered ocean dandelion, a Venus flytrap anemone, and more. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » This is why your dad constantly warned you about touching the thermostat [Awkward]

Monday 6 March 5:41:57 UTC 2017

Awkward [link] [83 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Exclusive — Winston Churchill's 1939 essay on alien life found in a box. Okay, it was never lost nor unpublished … but, ALIENS [Amusing]

Monday 6 March 2:35:49 UTC 2017

Amusing [link] [37 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Forget anchovies, pineapples, ranch dressing and eating utensils. Milk dipping is now the worst food crime you can inflict on a pizza [Amusing]

Monday 6 March 1:30:53 UTC 2017

Amusing [link] [200 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » Watch 'The Snow Guardian,' About a Reclusive Data Collector

Monday 6 March 1:30:00 UTC 2017

He's been measuring snow levels for 40 years. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Photoshop this plane peruser [Photoshop]

Monday 6 March 1:00:01 UTC 2017

Photoshop [link] [34 comments] [Link]

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