John Gordon Ross

A Man for All Reasons

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Whittle It a Little, It’ll Fit

Odds and sods I look at regularly, just because they amuse me. I hope they do the same for you. Incidentally, I found this page’s title on Greg Ross’s Futility Closet (it’s somewhere on this page) in a mini-article which also includes the delightful sentence in Icelandic: Barbara Ara bar Ara araba bara rabbabara. Ross points out that this, “besides being fun to say, is spelled with only three letters. It means “Barbara, daughter of Ari, brought only rhubarb to Ari the Arab.”

Fark.com RSS » As a shock to no one except those involved, hipsters in San Francisco are playing Russian roulette with tasers at local bars [Stupid]

Thursday 26 January 23:40:05 UTC 2017

Stupid [link] [37 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » Scientists Track Microbe Transmission from Mother to Infant

Thursday 26 January 23:30:00 UTC 2017

“We know the infant increases [its] microbial diversity after birth and will continue doing so until being an adult,” senior study author Nicola Segata tells mental_floss. “We needed to understand from where microbes are coming in the first place.” [Link]

Fark.com RSS » UK PM May to give President Trump an ancient Scottish drinking vessel, either as a show of friendship or a subtle suggestion that his ideas are what you'd expect from an old drunken Scotsman lying in a bog [Strange]

Thursday 26 January 23:20:05 UTC 2017

Strange [link] [41 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Pakistani game-show host turned religious presenter is banned for inciting violence after accusing activists of insulting Islam, because apparently that's how they roll on The Wheel of Blasphemy and The Price Is Jihad [Scary]

Thursday 26 January 23:04:40 UTC 2017

Scary [link] [24 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Year of the Cock starts Saturday, January 28, not January 20th as previously thought [PSA]

Thursday 26 January 22:46:13 UTC 2017

PSA [link] [42 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » Map Plots the Fastest Route to America’s Michelin-Starred Restaurants

Thursday 26 January 22:30:00 UTC 2017

Visiting one restaurant a night, it would take travelers five months to reach them all. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Now they're arresting sandwiches in Florida [Florida]

Thursday 26 January 22:27:45 UTC 2017

Florida [link] [75 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » The women's march was so effective that there was a world wide drop of women reaching climax of 22% [Giggity]

Thursday 26 January 22:09:18 UTC 2017

Giggity [link] [59 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » 14 Secrets of Movie Trailer Editors

Thursday 26 January 22:00:00 UTC 2017

If you work on a Marvel movie, you'd better be prepared to get top-level security clearances. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Navy ships will install killer lasers next Tuesday [Cool]

Thursday 26 January 21:53:18 UTC 2017

Cool [link] [55 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Apparently carjackers are getting ideas from Fark's Halloween thread [Scary]

Thursday 26 January 21:37:18 UTC 2017

Scary [link] [28 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » The Best Time to Buy a Plane Ticket

Thursday 26 January 21:30:00 UTC 2017

You can save up to 30 percent if you book at the right time. Here's how. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Trump considers 20% tax on imports from Mexico to pay for the Wall because what do you mean NAFTA would prevent this [News]

Thursday 26 January 21:18:51 UTC 2017

News [link] [751 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Doomsday clock advances. Iron Maiden seen warming up [Scary]

Thursday 26 January 21:12:50 UTC 2017

Scary [link] [66 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Photoshop this pampered pooch [Photoshop]

Thursday 26 January 21:00:01 UTC 2017

Photoshop [link] [22 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » A Brief(ing) History of the White House Press Secretary

Thursday 26 January 21:00:00 UTC 2017

The job is newer than you might think. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » When considering that 8 people control most the worlds wealth, we should not lose sight of all this cake we can eat [Interesting]

Thursday 26 January 20:55:41 UTC 2017

Interesting [link] [57 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Alternative Fact: Man loses his man parts while showing off his 'scuba bong' [Amusing]

Thursday 26 January 20:38:33 UTC 2017

Amusing [link] [22 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » An Exhibition of Retro Screensavers Opens in the Netherlands

Thursday 26 January 20:30:00 UTC 2017

From 3D pipes to flying toasters. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Some magnificent bastard has bought the domain name "Alternativefacts.com" and redirected it to the most perfect place of all [Amusing]

Thursday 26 January 20:20:06 UTC 2017

Amusing [link] [89 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » 13 questions to ask before you get married. Question #14 should be, "Only 13?" [Obvious]

Thursday 26 January 20:07:13 UTC 2017

Obvious [link] [90 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » Little Girls Start Believing Harmful Gender Stereotypes by Age 6

Thursday 26 January 20:01:00 UTC 2017

Five-year-old girls in an experiment had equal expectations of intelligence for both genders. Six-year-olds thought men and boys were smarter. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Marilyn Monroe postage stamps accidentally use picture of drag impersonator [Silly]

Thursday 26 January 19:50:05 UTC 2017

Silly [link] [28 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Human-pig hybrid embryo created. Human-pig-bear embryo soon to follow [Interesting]

Thursday 26 January 19:35:06 UTC 2017

Interesting [link] [61 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » Remembering The Jerky Boys

Thursday 26 January 19:30:00 UTC 2017

After selling over 3 million albums of crank calls, the Boys went their separate ways. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » British navy tracks Russian carrier as it returns home wearing the same clothes it had on when it left [Followup]

Thursday 26 January 19:08:31 UTC 2017

Followup [link] [65 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » This Browser Extension Will Correct All Your Grammar Mistakes

Thursday 26 January 19:00:00 UTC 2017

Never confuse "its" and "it's" again. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Fantasy: calling a sex line named Babestation. Reality: getting a cranky old Irish woman who isn't happy you woke her up [Awkward]

Thursday 26 January 18:50:04 UTC 2017

Awkward [link] [41 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Germany approves controversial 'Foreigner' toll on Autobahn, despite objections from neighboring countries who call it a Cheap Trick [Interesting]

Thursday 26 January 18:30:04 UTC 2017

Interesting [link] [145 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » 98% of all adoptions in Japan are adult men being adopted by their bosses [Weird]

Thursday 26 January 18:10:04 UTC 2017

Weird [link] [45 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » 7 Apps to Download to Learn a New Hobby

Thursday 26 January 18:00:00 UTC 2017

From singing to spotting birds, there's something for everyone. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Woman drops keys while fighting off phone thief. Bystanders promptly: A) call police. B) wrestle with thieves. C) steal her car [Sad]

Thursday 26 January 17:50:04 UTC 2017

Sad [link] [59 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » David Bowie Is Getting His Own British Postage Stamp Collection

Thursday 26 January 17:45:00 UTC 2017

The collection’s 10 stamps feature cover art from six albums, and images of Bowie performing on tour. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Need to know if you've had too much to drink during the Super Bowl and shouldn't drive? Just breathe on the Tostitos bag [Spiffy]

Thursday 26 January 17:37:14 UTC 2017

Spiffy [link] [59 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » Retrobituaries: Native American Writer and Activist Susette La Flesche

Thursday 26 January 17:30:00 UTC 2017

Also known as Bright Eyes, she achieved several important firsts for herself and her people. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Remember the gun owner that saved the Arizona State Trooper in January? Convicted felon. Awkward [Followup]

Thursday 26 January 17:14:04 UTC 2017

Followup [link] [31 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » 5 Questions: Peanut "Brit"tle

Thursday 26 January 16:47:17 UTC 2017

[Link]

Mental Floss » How Do Wizards Poop? J.K. Rowling Just Told Us

Thursday 26 January 16:30:00 UTC 2017

Turns out magic sewage is still gross. [Link]

Futility Closet » An Empire’s Lamentation

Thursday 26 January 15:24:40 UTC 2017

When the Duke of Wellington died in 1852, his funeral procession was watched by a crowd of 1.5 million people. To commemorate it, Henry Alken and George Augustus Sala painted a panorama fully 20 meters long, which was released the following year: Wellington had certainly earned some distinction — his style was proclaimed in the London Gazette: Arthur,
Duke and … [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Finally a good reason to visit Indianapolis [Spiffy]

Thursday 26 January 15:20:06 UTC 2017

Spiffy [link] [68 comments] [Link]

Weird Universe » Variants of Yes

Thursday 26 January 15:13:33 UTC 2017

In 1926, the linguist Louise Pound published an article in the journal American Speech (Dec 1, 1926) warning that the word "Yes" was in danger of disappearing from oral speech. She noted: "Yes is a compound of yea-so, or perhaps of the old optative of the verb to be, Anglo-Saxon gea si, "yea be it." It was well established by … [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Another of the (many) problems with legal weed: Cops have a really hard time knowing when you're too stoned to drive [Obvious]

Thursday 26 January 14:50:04 UTC 2017

Obvious [link] [397 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » This Website Makes Music Suggestions Based on Album Color

Thursday 26 January 14:30:00 UTC 2017

Predominant.ly brings the experience of browsing through a record store into the digital realm. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Heinz gives employees Monday after the Super Bowl off, calls for America to do the same [Hero]

Thursday 26 January 14:20:05 UTC 2017

Hero [link] [162 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Photoshop this high jumper [Photoshop]

Thursday 26 January 14:00:01 UTC 2017

Photoshop [link] [23 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Somebody out there figured out that if you inject pregnant horses with a hormone then extract their blood and use it on pigs, you can increase pork production. What the fark was going on in that lab? [Sick]

Thursday 26 January 13:50:04 UTC 2017

Sick [link] [88 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » 10 Backwards Words That Ended Up In The Dictionary

Thursday 26 January 13:30:00 UTC 2017

From allerednic to yob, these ananyms and semi-ananyms have backed their way into the dictionary. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Sex? [Obvious]

Thursday 26 January 13:20:05 UTC 2017

Obvious [link] [79 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » Twinkies Ice Cream Arrives Just in Time to Ruin Your New Year Diet

Thursday 26 January 13:00:00 UTC 2017

The new flavor is just one in a line of Hostess ice creams. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » When the zombie apocalypse happens and civilization begins breaking down, the safest place to be is either a converted missile silo or New Zealand [Obvious]

Thursday 26 January 12:50:04 UTC 2017

Obvious [link] [78 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Mexican President says (sic) "We're not paying for that farking wall." This is not a repeat but it will be [Obvious]

Thursday 26 January 12:30:58 UTC 2017

Obvious [link] [302 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Dan Rather announces a new news group to counter fake news and alternative facts Called "News and Guts" Real journalism, deep-digging reporting without fear or favor, is as important now, if not more so, than any time I can remember [Hero]

Thursday 26 January 12:30:21 UTC 2017

Hero [link] [346 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Apparently, early to bed and early to rise will make you sick, poor, and covered with flies. So stay up late and have a good night because going to bed early can go fly a kite [Interesting]

Thursday 26 January 12:18:50 UTC 2017

Interesting [link] [24 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » Peanut "Brit"tle

Thursday 26 January 12:15:00 UTC 2017

[Link]

Mental Floss » New Service Will Send Kids STEM Toys Each Month

Thursday 26 January 12:00:00 UTC 2017

A monthly present that will excite kids and parents alike. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » "Happy 20th wedding anniversary, honey. Here's a kidney" [Spiffy]

Thursday 26 January 11:52:22 UTC 2017

Spiffy [link] [22 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Thief problem: more and more people are installing $200 doorbell camera systems. Thief solution: steal the doorbell [Obvious]

Thursday 26 January 11:18:23 UTC 2017

Obvious [link] [59 comments] [Link]

Weird Universe » Follies of the Madmen #302

Thursday 26 January 11:17:00 UTC 2017

TV in the teepee. What could be more natural? [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Google has banned 199 publishers and probably only one false positive since it passed a new policy against not-news [Misc]

Thursday 26 January 10:56:59 UTC 2017

Misc [link] [82 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » The ever-darkening shadow of Monsanto-fueled superweeds – and the only thing that fights it is a World War II-era herbicide banned in Sweden, Denmark and Norway after it was linked to cancer. Thanks Monsanto [Scary]

Thursday 26 January 10:40:59 UTC 2017

Scary [link] [66 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Best excuse ever for being naked at a car wash – or worst? [Florida]

Thursday 26 January 9:48:42 UTC 2017

Florida [link] [18 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » Keep Your Hands Warm and Ready to Text With Uniqlo's Heattech Glove Deal

Thursday 26 January 9:25:07 UTC 2017

From the Smart Shopping Team… [Link]

Mental Floss » Here's How 'Mario' Creator Shigeru Miyamoto Designs a Video Game

Thursday 26 January 8:30:00 UTC 2017

His approach results in a more immersive form of digital storytelling. [Link]

Mental Floss » The Bluetooth Name Has Its Roots in Viking History

Thursday 26 January 6:26:07 UTC 2017

Even the logo has meaning behind it. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » And in court news, the most senior British officer to face court-martial in more than 50 years is accused of financial impropriety. And the previous record-holder? Buggery [Strange]

Thursday 26 January 6:18:09 UTC 2017

Strange [link] [23 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » It's only a matter of time before people start prospecting for cocaine in the water treatment plants [Amusing]

Thursday 26 January 5:17:51 UTC 2017

Amusing [link] [45 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Theme of Farktography Contest No. 612: "Yellow 2". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme [Farktography]

Thursday 26 January 5:01:00 UTC 2017

Farktography [link] [90 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » For the love of all humanity is there anyone who can help this old widower who's been sweeping the freezing streets of Inner Mongolia at -38°C to pay off his late wife's massive medical bills? [Sad]

Thursday 26 January 4:33:10 UTC 2017

Sad [link] [52 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » For $1000 you can now buy a kitchen appliance that turns food scraps into fertilizer in just 24 hours or for much less you can just get a rescue dog that will do the same thing [Obvious]

Thursday 26 January 4:29:15 UTC 2017

Obvious [link] [65 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Scientists conclude the secret to happiness is stripping off and getting naked – your happiness, that is, not the happiness of the other people on the bus (Not safe for work images in article) [Interesting]

Thursday 26 January 3:31:01 UTC 2017

Interesting [link] [63 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Attention seafood fans: Don't look now, but you're ingesting up to 11,000 tiny pieces of plastic a year [Scary]

Thursday 26 January 3:14:35 UTC 2017

Scary [link] [66 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » 2017 Australian Of The Year named, and it finally went to someone sober who didn't recently get into a fistfight with a saltie [Amusing]

Thursday 26 January 3:01:01 UTC 2017

Amusing [link] [19 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » 'Zion Curtains' to fall, but booze costs will go up in latest round of Utah's crazy liquor laws [Asinine]

Thursday 26 January 2:31:01 UTC 2017

Asinine [link] [63 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » How Robert De Niro's Landlord Landed a Role in 'Goodfellas'

Thursday 26 January 2:30:00 UTC 2017

Chuck Low repeated a familiar line to his famous tenant: "I wanna be in the movies, I wanna be in the movies." [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Kim Young Suk accused of running a brothel at a spa. Kim Young Suk [Obvious]

Thursday 26 January 2:01:01 UTC 2017

Obvious [link] [47 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » BBQ pork is so big in Singapore that people pay migrant workers $3.50 (US)/hour to stand in line to buy 100 pounds of it [Weird]

Thursday 26 January 1:52:27 UTC 2017

Weird [link] [38 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Elites are turning their backs on Kim Jong Un which is usually when Kim Jong Un has them arrested and shot [Fail]

Thursday 26 January 1:31:01 UTC 2017

Fail [link] [46 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » Bringing 'The Magicians' White Lady to Life

Thursday 26 January 1:30:00 UTC 2017

Rather than using visual effects, the people behind 'The Magicians'—which returns tonight for its second season—used practical effects to bring a half-human, half-doe creature to life. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Man, enraged over missing chicken nugget order, jumps over McDonald's counter, repeatedly fires guns at employees, customers in crazed rampage. But, since he's Kiwi, he used Nerf guns with foam bullets. "It was a silly thing he did" [

Thursday 26 January 1:01:01 UTC 2017

Amusing [link] [47 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Photoshop this factory furnace [Photoshop]

Thursday 26 January 1:00:01 UTC 2017

Photoshop [link] [18 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » When traveling, some people accidentally make a wrong turn. Others accidentally take the wrong bus or train. Then there's this guy [Strange]

Thursday 26 January 0:31:01 UTC 2017

Strange [link] [53 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » Breathtaking Photos of Abandoned and Forgotten Places

Thursday 26 January 0:30:00 UTC 2017

5285404007001 Photographer Matt Emmett specializes in shooting abandoned buildings and other structures. There's something eerie about knowing that these locations that exude total stillness and silence were once inhabited and lively, but there's also a beauty and a crumbling majesty to many of the places he shoots. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Apparently any method of self-publishing on the internet is a 'terrorist tool' (with the possible exception of pen and paper – but watch yourself) [Dumbass]

Thursday 26 January 0:01:01 UTC 2017

Dumbass [link] [60 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » European Officials Bust International Art and Antiquities Trafficking Ring

Thursday 26 January 0:00:00 UTC 2017

Police say 75 people were arrested, and more than 3500 artifacts and pieces of art were recovered. [Link]

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