John Gordon Ross

A Man for All Reasons

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Whittle It a Little, It’ll Fit

Odds and sods I look at regularly, just because they amuse me. I hope they do the same for you. Incidentally, I found this page’s title on Greg Ross’s Futility Closet (it’s somewhere on this page) in a mini-article which also includes the delightful sentence in Icelandic: Barbara Ara bar Ara araba bara rabbabara. Ross points out that this, “besides being fun to say, is spelled with only three letters. It means “Barbara, daughter of Ari, brought only rhubarb to Ari the Arab.”

Fark.com RSS » Unable to contain their disdain, San Francisco airport rolls out the comfort pig [Obvious]

Monday 5 December 23:58:33 UTC 2016

Obvious [link] [32 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » 'Ready To Eat' chicken recalled for being Ready For Salmonella [Sick]

Monday 5 December 23:38:33 UTC 2016

Sick [link] [23 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Judge who asked rape victim why she didn't just keep her knees together will soon be looking for a new job [Followup]

Monday 5 December 23:20:06 UTC 2016

Followup [link] [82 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » A man has been given a 12-month suspended jail sentence, after a walker on his land was killed by. A) An electric fence. B) A dog. C) A cow [Scary]

Monday 5 December 23:07:13 UTC 2016

Scary [link] [66 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » RCMP share 24 experiences in 24 hours on responding to impaired driving. Half of the stories involve officers overhearing "Hold my beer, I'm going to try something" [PSA]

Monday 5 December 22:50:05 UTC 2016

PSA [link] [14 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » European Flying Car Company Receives $10 Million Investment

Monday 5 December 22:44:13 UTC 2016

They claim their technology is safer, cheaper, and cleaner than the competition. [Link]

Mental Floss » Police Recover Stolen German Concentration Camp Gate in Norway

Monday 5 December 22:44:12 UTC 2016

The gate once hung over Dachau's entrance, and says "Arbeit Macht Frei” ("Work Sets You Free"). [Link]

Mental Floss » A Glowing Crosswalk Debuts in the Netherlands

Monday 5 December 22:44:11 UTC 2016

A new street feature in Eerbeek, the Netherlands illuminates pedestrians at night. [Link]

Mental Floss » 6 Ways to Splurge Strategically (and Get the Most Bang for Your Buck)

Monday 5 December 22:44:10 UTC 2016

If you're smart about your budget, you'll have the means to spend a bit extra on high-ticket items or experiences. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Aleppo through a 7-year-old's eyes: "Under attack. Nowhere to go, every minute feels like death. Pray for us. Goodbye [Sad]

Monday 5 December 22:38:33 UTC 2016

Sad [link] [68 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » 'Advocates' worry that President-elect Trump may stop plans to put Harriet Tubman on the $20 bill, remove Bill Clinton from the $3 bill [Silly]

Monday 5 December 22:20:06 UTC 2016

Silly [link] [68 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Time's Person of the Year shortlist, featuring 10 nominees, including "He's not my Person of the Year" [Interesting]

Monday 5 December 22:08:32 UTC 2016

Interesting [link] [70 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » Get a Free Fire Tablet When You Buy an Amazon Tap

Monday 5 December 22:03:27 UTC 2016

Amazon's powerful Bluetooth speaker gets an amazing Deal of the Day. [Link]

Mental Floss » Why Are Poinsettias Associated with Christmas?

Monday 5 December 22:00:00 UTC 2016

Short answer: Bob Hope and brilliant marketing. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » A 'massive' stray goat has gone on a huge rampage through a town in Ireland, head-butting locals and jumping on cars [Weird]

Monday 5 December 21:50:05 UTC 2016

Weird [link] [55 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Top VW executives tell the world to just send guns and money [Followup]

Monday 5 December 21:37:14 UTC 2016

Followup [link] [50 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » Amazon Will Open a Grocery Store With No Checkout Lines

Monday 5 December 21:30:00 UTC 2016

All the fun of shoplifting with none of the legal trouble. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Driver killed in Rising Sun crash. Locals say it's been the ruin of many a poor boy [Sad]

Monday 5 December 21:10:36 UTC 2016

Sad [link] [31 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » You know the weather's farked in Canada when even cop cars and snowplows can't avoid epic wipeouts on a snowy incline. (Video included) [Amusing]

Monday 5 December 21:06:37 UTC 2016

Amusing [link] [69 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Photoshop this Semi sweet Bear bait [Photoshop]

Monday 5 December 21:00:01 UTC 2016

Photoshop [link] [25 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » If you need a little break from things today, here's a beautiful time-lapse of heavy snow falling in Hawaii [Cool]

Monday 5 December 20:50:04 UTC 2016

Cool [link] [22 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Massachusetts State Police will use drones against careless drivers [Interesting]

Monday 5 December 20:16:45 UTC 2016

Interesting [link] [41 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » A tree grows in Brooklyn, and then gets mapped and quantified and made part of the municipal budget [Interesting]

Monday 5 December 19:46:45 UTC 2016

Interesting [link] [23 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » The Harry Potter and 'Fantastic Beasts' Easter Egg You May Have Missed

Monday 5 December 19:40:40 UTC 2016

The design studio MinaLima has been hiding a recurring character in the pages of The Daily Prophet since the third Potter movie. [Link]

Mental Floss » Sift Through Eight Decades of CIA Maps

Monday 5 December 19:40:39 UTC 2016

The spy agency's cartography center just released a formerly classified selection of intelligence maps dating back to the 1940s. [Link]

Mental Floss » Amazon's 12 Days of Deals Heat Up with Today's Sales

Monday 5 December 19:40:31 UTC 2016

Cyber Week is over, but the 12 Days of Deals are just getting started. [Link]

Mental Floss » Beware of This New Phishing Scam That Looks Like an Amazon Email

Monday 5 December 19:30:00 UTC 2016

Protect yourself this holiday shopping season. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » New York police plan to strengthen border security as Massachusetts legalizes marijuana [PSA]

Monday 5 December 19:20:05 UTC 2016

PSA [link] [141 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » The North Pole to invade much of the US this week [Interesting]

Monday 5 December 19:11:54 UTC 2016

Interesting [link] [88 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » What Is the Trendiest Baby Name in American History?

Monday 5 December 19:00:00 UTC 2016

The answer might not sound so trendy to you. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » UK entrepreneur creates a 'Rage Cage' where people can come and smash up household items to release their pent-up anger. Isn't that what soccer riots are for? [Interesting]

Monday 5 December 18:50:05 UTC 2016

Interesting [link] [48 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Shinzo Abe set to become the first sitting Japanese Prime Minister to visit Pearl Harbor later this month, though, given his outspoken nationalist sentiments, it's unclear if he is visiting to express regret, or just to "spike the ball" [

Monday 5 December 18:38:02 UTC 2016

Interesting [link] [149 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » 17 Devilishly Awesome Vintage Krampus Cards

Monday 5 December 18:30:00 UTC 2016

For everyone who didn't make it on the "nice" list. [Link]

Mental Floss » Upgrade Your Cookware With This Amazon All-Clad Bargain

Monday 5 December 18:29:21 UTC 2016

Looking for an easy upgrade to your culinary arsenal? Amazon has a great one today. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » When you're a social justice warrior and a multi-tasker, you rally against the Redskins team name and the Northa Dakota pipeline at the same time [Obvious]

Monday 5 December 18:14:02 UTC 2016

Obvious [link] [83 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Demon vandal hovers 40 feet in air to paint upside down crosses, 666 on church [Obvious]

Monday 5 December 18:11:54 UTC 2016

Obvious [link] [45 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » Moschino Designer Jeremy Scott Creates Most Expensive Barbie Set Ever

Monday 5 December 18:00:00 UTC 2016

The look was inspired by his own wardrobe at the 2015 VMAs. [Link]

Futility Closet » Light Exercise

Monday 5 December 17:54:39 UTC 2016

Artist Akinori Goto created this 3D-printed zoetrope, a rotating design that produces an animation when illuminated with a slice of light. It won both the Runner-up Grand Prix and the Audience Award at the 2016 Spiral Independent Creators Festival in Tokyo. He followed it up with “Ballet”: [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Danish doctors come out against circumcision, suggest it's a sensitive matter that should be cut off from debate [Interesting]

Monday 5 December 17:50:05 UTC 2016

Interesting [link] [133 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Country singer falls off stage, breaks ribs, punctures lung, girlfriend leaves him, and dog up and dies [Awkward]

Monday 5 December 17:38:33 UTC 2016

Awkward [link] [54 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Pat McCrory steps away from Governor's race, and not just to use a binary-gendered bathroom [NewsFlash]

Monday 5 December 17:38:21 UTC 2016

NewsFlash [link] [135 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » 5 Questions: Mmm, Cookies!

Monday 5 December 17:19:51 UTC 2016

[Link]

Fark.com RSS » Police identify suspect who fired gun in Comet Ping Pong, epicenter of Clinton-connected viral "Pizzagate" conspiracy theory in Washington, D.C. [Followup]

Monday 5 December 17:10:05 UTC 2016

Followup [link] [229 comments] [Link]

FMyLife » Dear God Why says FML

Monday 5 December 16:54:59 UTC 2016

Today, I finally determined the source of the horrible smell that periodically invades my apartment: there's nothing wrong with the plumbing as I previously thought, I can just smell my neighbors pooping in their bathroom on the other side of the wall. FML [Link]

Fark.com RSS » BREAKING: Time traveler visits younger self at Disney World, is disgusted by her decisions [Florida]

Monday 5 December 16:41:55 UTC 2016

Florida [link] [83 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » Young Toddlers Know When You’re Lying, Say Scientists

Monday 5 December 16:30:00 UTC 2016

Time for a new parenting strategy. [Link]

Mental Floss » 10 Classic Movies You Can See in Theaters This Month

Monday 5 December 16:00:00 UTC 2016

December is a very good month for movie lovers. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Good: Millions of teens are excited to read again. Bad: They're being spoon-fed an over-simplified, thrilling fiction delivered to them via text messages [Interesting]

Monday 5 December 15:47:22 UTC 2016

Interesting [link] [76 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Horse drawn carriage accident injures three in Kansas City. This is not a repeat from 1892 [Unlikely]

Monday 5 December 15:06:04 UTC 2016

Unlikely [link] [37 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » "It's fair to say that at this pace, the Caribbean is running out of coconuts" [Sad]

Monday 5 December 15:00:00 UTC 2016

Sad [link] [88 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » Kings Cross Celebrates the Holidays With a Tree Trapped in 'Ice'

Monday 5 December 15:00:00 UTC 2016

The 23-foot-tall installation weighs over two tons. [Link]

Weird Universe » Miss Mona Lisa 1958

Monday 5 December 14:47:21 UTC 2016

February 1958: A jury of "celebrated painters" convened for the Mona Lisa Grand Prix awarded the title of "Mona Lisa 1958" to Luce Bona. What made the award slightly unusual is that Bona hadn't been a contestant. The judges just happened to see her as she was walking by outside and decided she was the one. At least, that was … [Link]

Weird Universe » News of the Weird (December 4, 2016)

Monday 5 December 14:47:19 UTC 2016

News of the Weird
Weirdnuz.M504, December 4, 2016
Copyright 2016 by Chuck Shepherd. All rights reserved.

Lead Story

Even Baking Soda Is Dangerous: Almost all law enforcement agencies in America use the Scott Reagent Field test when they discover powder that looks like cocaine, but the several agencies that have actually conducted tests for "false positives" say they happen up … [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Fark Store Daily Deal: Cubelets – modular robotics pieces to build different robots, compatible with legos. This set is actually 9 cubes – basic 6-pack plus additional Distance, Drive, and Blocker cubes. (Sponsored Link) [Plug]

Monday 5 December 14:19:23 UTC 2016

Plug [link] [2 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Smuggling gold in your butt, spider silk footwear, and an amphibiously gay duo: a few of Fark's favorite Headlines Of The Week for 11/27 – 12/03 [FarkBlog]

Monday 5 December 14:12:00 UTC 2016

FarkBlog [link] [2 comments] [Link]

Overheard In The Office » You Mean Shrimp Chow Mane?

Monday 5 December 14:04:02 UTC 2016

Ditzy coworker, giggling: My hair smells like Asian noodles! Des Moines, Iowa [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Photoshop this deer and its scenery [Photoshop]

Monday 5 December 14:00:01 UTC 2016

Photoshop [link] [33 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » 9 Ways Science Helps Catch Counterfeit Art

Monday 5 December 13:29:36 UTC 2016

It’s estimated that anywhere from 2 to 50 percent of art in museums and on the market are counterfeits. [Link]

Mental Floss » Morning Cup of Links: 'Rocky' at 40

Monday 5 December 13:29:26 UTC 2016

Starting another week of great morning links! [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Second Russian SU-33 jet based on lone aircraft carrier Admiral Kuznetsov crashes, leaving between six and zero SU-33 planes on board, depending on who you ask [Followup]

Monday 5 December 13:20:06 UTC 2016

Followup [link] [117 comments] [Link]

GraphJam » Hollywood's Waning Creativity

Monday 5 December 12:51:30 UTC 2016

Quantifying Everything For Great Justice Graph by: (via Short of the Week) Tagged: best of week , creative , hollywood , Memes , movies Share on Facebook [Link]

Fark.com RSS » The 'arrogant' man behind the illegal artist enclave checks into a hotel – as friends claim he laughed at warnings that his condom-littered commune popular with drug users was a death trap waiting to happen [Followup]

Monday 5 December 12:28:17 UTC 2016

Followup [link] [233 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Fidel Castro's hearse needs a push [Obvious]

Monday 5 December 12:20:05 UTC 2016

Obvious [link] [61 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » Mmm, Cookies!

Monday 5 December 12:15:00 UTC 2016

[Link]

Mental Floss » Wrap Presents in a Flash Using This Japanese Department Store Technique

Monday 5 December 12:00:00 UTC 2016

Santa's elves will have nothing on you. [Link]

Mental Floss » 11 Brilliant Gifts for the Reader in Your Life

Monday 5 December 11:30:00 UTC 2016

These creative, literary-themed products celebrate the written word. [Link]

Weird Universe » Mystery Illustration 34

Monday 5 December 10:39:00 UTC 2016

This wordless packaging was designed in 1968 to hold a very common consumer item. What was inside?

The answer is here.

And after the jump. [Link]

Futility Closet » Podcast Episode 132: The Mad Gasser of Mattoon

Monday 5 December 10:34:55 UTC 2016

Image: Wikimedia Commons
In 1944, a bizarre criminal assaulted the small town of Mattoon, Illinois. Victims reported smelling a sickly sweet odor in their bedrooms before being overcome with nausea and a feeling of paralysis. In this week’s episode of the Futility Closet podcast we’ll pursue the mad gasser of Mattoon, who vanished as quickly as he had struck, leaving residents … [Link]

Mental Floss » 12 Hilarious Holiday Cards to Send This Season

Monday 5 December 10:34:00 UTC 2016

Isn't laughter the greatest gift of all? [Link]

Mental Floss » 9 Incredible Things You Can Only See in Northern Canada

Monday 5 December 9:30:00 UTC 2016

Including an igloo cathedral. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Deadly Oakland fire now death toll now at 33 with less than 40% of the site searched [Sad]

Monday 5 December 8:50:00 UTC 2016

Sad [link] [151 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » 11 Fascinating Facts About Robots in the Home

Monday 5 December 8:46:00 UTC 2016

Presented by Neato Robotics. [Link]

FMyLife » Allie cat says FML

Monday 5 December 8:30:56 UTC 2016

Today, while in deep sleep, I was suddenly awoken by a tickle on my face and nearly threw my cat off the bed. Apparently, 4 a.m. Is the perfect time to touch noses with your human. FML [Link]

Mental Floss » Crying When We're Happy May Help Us Regulate Our Emotions

Monday 5 December 8:00:00 UTC 2016

Some good news for those of us who sob during cheesy commercials. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Have an extra $150,000 laying around you'd like to sleep on? Try out this $150,000 mattress from Swedish company Hästens Vividus [Interesting]

Monday 5 December 7:42:09 UTC 2016

Interesting [link] [58 comments] [Link]

FMyLife » neverunderstood says FML

Monday 5 December 7:13:12 UTC 2016

Today, my wife suddenly texted me to meet her halfway beetween our house and the supermarket. I immediately put my shoes on and started walking eager to get to her as fast as I could to surprise her. Turns out she was carrying three heavy bags and yelled at me for being slow and by foot. FML [Link]

FMyLife » drugdealersgf says FML

Monday 5 December 7:13:11 UTC 2016

Today, my boyfriend told me, with complete confidence, that he's selected "drug dealer" as his career of choice. FML [Link]

FMyLife » BrokeStudentTryingToDoSomethingNice says FML

Monday 5 December 7:13:10 UTC 2016

Today my mom, bored lover of games and mysteries, bragged about outsmarting scammers by burning all the post and gifts they have been sending her. For a special birthday / Christmas, I'd splurged on an expensive, interactive mystery game where you are mailed clues over the course of 6 months. FML [Link]

FMyLife » santabelly says FML

Monday 5 December 7:13:08 UTC 2016

Today, I was trying to use the video editing software on my computer for a group project. It then wanted me to purchase another program that cost over $130. One of my teammates told me to buy it, because, "I could afford to skip a few lunches." FML [Link]

Mental Floss » Environmental Groups Use Dogs to Sniff Out Poop-y Pollution in New Jersey

Monday 5 December 6:00:00 UTC 2016

The dogs are helping the city of Fair Haven, New Jersey find where human waste is leaking into the waterways. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Missed it by *that* much [Scary]

Monday 5 December 5:55:29 UTC 2016

Scary [link] [55 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » 6 Budgeting Myths, Busted

Monday 5 December 5:00:00 UTC 2016

Presented by Allstate. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Photoshop this All-American breakfast [Photoshop]

Monday 5 December 1:00:01 UTC 2016

Photoshop [link] [35 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » America's Oldest Mall Now Houses Micro-Apartments

Monday 5 December 1:00:00 UTC 2016

…And the waiting list to get one is a mile long. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Police collar decapitation suspect [Followup]

Monday 5 December 0:53:56 UTC 2016

Followup [link] [74 comments] [Link]

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