John Gordon Ross

A Man for All Reasons

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Whittle It a Little, It’ll Fit

Odds and sods I look at regularly, just because they amuse me. I hope they do the same for you. Incidentally, I found this page’s title on Greg Ross’s Futility Closet (it’s somewhere on this page) in a mini-article which also includes the delightful sentence in Icelandic: Barbara Ara bar Ara araba bara rabbabara. Ross points out that this, “besides being fun to say, is spelled with only three letters. It means “Barbara, daughter of Ari, brought only rhubarb to Ari the Arab.”

Fark.com RSS » Serial killer who used Grindr to find his victims sentenced to life in prisn [Followup]

Friday 25 November 23:46:45 UTC 2016

Followup [link] [20 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » 20 Random Facts About Shopping

Friday 25 November 23:30:00 UTC 2016

Shopping on Black Friday—or, really, any time during the holiday season—is a good news/bad news kind of endeavor. The good news? The deals are killer! The bad news? So are the lines. If you find yourself standing behind 200 other people who braved the crowds and sacrificed sleep in order to hit the stores early today, here's one way to … [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Here are 14 things that are harder to get or to get into than Harvard University, ranging from being able to work here or getting a job at Walmart [Interesting]

Friday 25 November 22:20:05 UTC 2016

Interesting [link] [69 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Clad only in their underwear, two brothers drive a dirt bike inside Walmart. And they would have gotten away with it too if they hadn't posted the video of their shenanigans online [Murica]

Friday 25 November 21:46:45 UTC 2016

Murica [link] [61 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » Will NASA Be Able to Stop a Real-Life 'Armageddon'?

Friday 25 November 21:30:00 UTC 2016

First we find it. Then we try to move it. And if that doesn't work, we blow it up. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » America indulges in another great Thanksgiving tradition – toddlers shooting each other [Scary]

Friday 25 November 21:16:45 UTC 2016

Scary [link] [80 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Photoshop this man on the mic [Photoshop]

Friday 25 November 21:00:01 UTC 2016

Photoshop [link] [19 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Fascinating photos reveal that North Korea has an elite living a life of luxury, they have designer handbags and mobile phones, drive Audis and enjoy light aircraft flights over the capital [Obvious]

Friday 25 November 20:50:05 UTC 2016

Obvious [link] [61 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » U.S. government wants phone makers to lock out most apps for drivers. Except for the PayAttentionIdiot app, of course [Murica]

Friday 25 November 20:40:17 UTC 2016

Murica [link] [75 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Now that the long and glorious tryptophan coma has worn off, Fark is ready to help you again…with the Fark Weird News Quiz. Black Friday, indeed [Survey]

Friday 25 November 20:16:17 UTC 2016

Survey [link] [19 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » "The fire was caused by somebody in the house, who had been using acetone – nail polish remover – to clean items while using a hairdryer and smoking" [Dumbass]

Friday 25 November 20:08:35 UTC 2016

Dumbass [link] [15 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Trump MAGA hat Christmas ornament epic review excerpt: "It called Mary a nasty woman, told Joseph to go back where he came from, built a wall around the manger, and then when you press it it sings "I'm Dreaming Of A Totally White Christma

Friday 25 November 19:46:46 UTC 2016

Followup [link] [52 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Norway to Snowden: "Yeah, fark off" [Obvious]

Friday 25 November 19:20:06 UTC 2016

Obvious [link] [90 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » Each Country's Tourism Slogan, Mapped

Friday 25 November 19:19:35 UTC 2016

Jump into Ireland. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Just another Trump supporter trying to Make Delta Airlines Great Again [Facepalm]

Friday 25 November 19:05:55 UTC 2016

Facepalm [link] [139 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » The Weird Week in Review

Friday 25 November 18:44:16 UTC 2016

Odd stories you may have missed this week. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Missing mom found in California just in time for Thanksgiving. Circumstances of her rescue don't sound suspicious at all [Cool]

Friday 25 November 18:41:55 UTC 2016

Cool [link] [99 comments] [Link]

The Oatmeal – Comics, Quizzes, & Stories » Black Friday 2016

Friday 25 November 18:37:10 UTC 2016

Black Friday 2016View [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Transgender cop banned from LGBTQ event she helped organize because her uniform could upset someone. Obviously it wasn't an event about tolerance [Awkward]

Friday 25 November 18:20:06 UTC 2016

Awkward [link] [153 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » 15 Brainy Secrets of ‘Jeopardy!’ Winners

Friday 25 November 17:58:52 UTC 2016

It's all about learning how to time that buzzer. [Link]

FMyLife » Charley says FML

Friday 25 November 17:45:14 UTC 2016

Today, I was teaching a new student their first ever piano lesson, hoping that they would sign up for more lessons. Thirty minutes had gone by and after the 5th time of me saying what a talented, sweet little girl she was, the mother told me it was in fact a boy. They didn't sign up. FML [Link]

FMyLife » ItsGoneForever says FML

Friday 25 November 17:45:13 UTC 2016

Today, my girlfriend dumped me while taking a walk through a park at night. After that, I had to escort her home as she has an eye condition, and is almost completely blind when dark. FML [Link]

Fark.com RSS » The Roof, the Roof, the Roof is on trial [Cool]

Friday 25 November 17:44:30 UTC 2016

Cool [link] [53 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » 911 dispatch: State the nature of the emergency. Child: I want to invite the cops to have Thanksgiving with us. Proving that not every Florida tag is an idiot [Florida]

Friday 25 November 17:10:13 UTC 2016

Florida [link] [32 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » How Do Scientists Measure the Speed of Light?

Friday 25 November 16:45:26 UTC 2016

Simply put: They dont. [Link]

Weird Universe » Beneficial Infertility

Friday 25 November 15:47:17 UTC 2016

In 1977, the head of the National Peach Council, Robert K. Phillips, sent the following letter to the U.S. Department of Labor protesting their proposed ban on the pesticide DBCP, which had been found to cause sterility among male agricultural workers who handled it. Phillips noted that some men might actually want to become sterile, so for them infertility would … [Link]

Mental Floss » The Best Black Friday Deals Around the Web

Friday 25 November 15:44:54 UTC 2016

Amazon's not the only place with Black Friday bargains. [Link]

Mental Floss » Here Are Amazon's Best Black Friday Deals

Friday 25 November 15:44:53 UTC 2016

From the Smart Shopping Team… [Link]

Mental Floss » 5 Questions: Black Friday

Friday 25 November 15:44:51 UTC 2016

[Link]

Weird Universe » Nothing To Do With Arbroath

Friday 25 November 14:21:10 UTC 2016

I'm not a sentimental guy, but it's with a heavy heart that I report the at-least-temporary closing of Nothing To Do With Arbroath, likely the most amazing (and valuable to me) one-person blog on the intertubes. The proprietor (who has never, ever run an ad), an energizer-bunny-like Scotsman named Kevin, posts at least 10 "weird news" stories a day sharply … [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Photoshop this balanced ledger [Photoshop]

Friday 25 November 14:00:01 UTC 2016

Photoshop [link] [22 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Australia, where the birds of prey throw snakes at your car [Scary]

Friday 25 November 13:34:39 UTC 2016

Scary [link] [56 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » The five "cool" adults you meet in childhood who in real life are fark-ups. Sorry Todd, Uncle Joe made the cut ahead of you [Cool]

Friday 25 November 13:25:38 UTC 2016

Cool [link] [130 comments] [Link]

Weird Universe » Lush Head Woman

Friday 25 November 13:12:00 UTC 2016

"Get a lush head woman and lose your health!" [Link]

Fark.com RSS » "On the evening of August 13, Martin Wanat had a two-course meal consisting of chicken and chocolate, then settled down on some fresh pillows for a nap. Unfortunately, he was at Woolworths at the time" [Amusing]

Friday 25 November 13:11:39 UTC 2016

Amusing [link] [22 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » When Should You Call 911?

Friday 25 November 13:00:00 UTC 2016

You learn at a very young age that you should call 911 in an emergency. But what, exactly, constitutes an emergency? [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Another moron who thinks it's just a wonderful time to be openly racist has lost his job [Dumbass]

Friday 25 November 12:21:39 UTC 2016

Dumbass [link] [182 comments] [Link]

FMyLife » Wanaaa says FML

Friday 25 November 11:51:02 UTC 2016

Today, I was watching TV with my husband and my 5-year-old son. Everything was going fine until my son asked his father, “Why can’t mom know that you have another sweetheart?” FML [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Nov. 20: AlterNet writer Jeff Gillenkirk pens article on "The New PTSD: Post-Trump Stress Disorder," describes his own experiences with it. Nov. 22: Article greenlit on Fark Politics, and Jeff dies of heart attack in front of class of 3rd gra

Friday 25 November 11:48:17 UTC 2016

Sad [link] [122 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » Black Friday

Friday 25 November 11:45:00 UTC 2016

[Link]

Mental Floss » 11 Gifts for the Beer Geek in Your Life

Friday 25 November 11:00:00 UTC 2016

The beer lover in your life doesn’t need another hilarious “Will Work for Beer” t-shirt this year. Instead, try one of these options. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » In Pennsylvania, so many people bought booze before Thanksgiving that it crashed the state's liquor stores' system [Murica]

Friday 25 November 10:57:38 UTC 2016

Murica [link] [114 comments] [Link]

FMyLife » Anonymous says FML

Friday 25 November 10:17:01 UTC 2016

Today, on Thanksgiving, I asked my kid what she is thankful for. "My tablet." I had just told her I was thankful for her. FML [Link]

Mental Floss » Morning Cup of Links: OK Go's Newest Video Innovation

Friday 25 November 10:00:00 UTC 2016

Have some interesting links for your holiday weekend! [Link]

Fark.com RSS » No, you're not imagining it – your hair might actually be genetically 'uncombable'. Thanks, mom [Awkward]

Friday 25 November 9:29:00 UTC 2016

Awkward [link] [47 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » Why Yellow Woodpeckers Are Turning Red

Friday 25 November 9:00:00 UTC 2016

A team of researchers has a new explanation for the color shift: Invasive plants are altering the woodpeckers’ palate—and, as a result, their palette. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » As you enjoy for breakfast the warmed up mashed potatoes you left out on the counter overnight, try not to think about the 16 million bacteria growing on the surface [Sick]

Friday 25 November 8:29:00 UTC 2016

Sick [link] [101 comments] [Link]

FMyLife » LonelyAngel22 says FML

Friday 25 November 8:25:12 UTC 2016

Today, out of curiosity, I took an online test to see if I have ADHD. Halfway through, I got so distracted and bored that I gave up. Guess I know the answer. FML [Link]

FMyLife » Wet Britches says FML

Friday 25 November 8:25:09 UTC 2016

Today, on my rush to get home from work to use the bathroom, I hit a deer. It startled me so badly that I wet myself. FML [Link]

Fark.com RSS » London gin hotel "The Distillery" to open this December, featuring four floors devoted to art of drinking gin [Cool]

Friday 25 November 7:27:00 UTC 2016

Cool [link] [45 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » 2016 claims TV's favorite mom. RIP Florence Henderson [Sad]

Friday 25 November 7:02:29 UTC 2016

Sad [link] [165 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » New Art Project Allows People to Adopt Pieces of Space Junk That Will Tweet at Them

Friday 25 November 7:00:00 UTC 2016

The art project 'Adrift' aims to illustrate the dangers of space junk through music, visuals, and social media. [Link]

Futility Closet » Sommelier!

Friday 25 November 6:36:00 UTC 2016

Edgar Allan Poe’s “The Cask of Amontillado” may be a classic horror story, but it’s full of “weird wine howlers,” according to Clifton Fadiman. Fortunato, who is immured in the story, “prided himself on his connoisseurship in wine,” and Montresor, who does the immuring, adds, “I was skilful in the Italian vintages myself, and bought largely whenever I could.” But … [Link]

Fark.com RSS » If you need a story that restores your faith in humanity, waiter is tipped $750 for a Xmas trip back home to Ireland so his parents can meet his girlfriend and their new baby [Spiffy]

Friday 25 November 6:11:00 UTC 2016

Spiffy [link] [21 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » "A man in his 60s bumped into the motorcycle of a man in his 20s who had a gun. Once one person was shot, other people nearby pulled out guns to retaliate" and the Thanksgiving football massacre was on [Scary]

Friday 25 November 5:22:00 UTC 2016

Scary [link] [171 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » 7 Ways Lighting Can Make Your Home Happier

Friday 25 November 5:00:00 UTC 2016

Presented by GE reveal. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Americans will throw away about 200 million pounds of turkey during the Thanksgiving holiday. Apparently there are only so many leftover turkey sandwiches one can eat [Sad]

Friday 25 November 4:23:59 UTC 2016

Sad [link] [106 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Once again, a reminder – Writing "POLICE" on your car with a blue marker does not automatically make you a cop [Dumbass]

Friday 25 November 3:50:04 UTC 2016

Dumbass [link] [49 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » The true story of the first Thanksgiving is a lot more political than you imagined [Interesting]

Friday 25 November 3:35:14 UTC 2016

Interesting [link] [64 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » The Sweet and Not-So-Sweet History of Saccharin

Friday 25 November 3:00:00 UTC 2016

Saccharin has been around for well over a century, but its history hasn't always gone down easy. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Probably not [Obvious]

Friday 25 November 2:30:04 UTC 2016

Obvious [link] [80 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Today's Fark ready headline – "Fight over cereal ended with bomb threat". Come for the headline, stay for the meth lab, fake ID, parole violations & other items on this upstanding citizen's checklist [Murica]

Friday 25 November 1:10:04 UTC 2016

Murica [link] [68 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Photoshop these cozy living quarters [Photoshop]

Friday 25 November 1:00:01 UTC 2016

Photoshop [link] [27 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » How An Obscure British Comedy Sketch Became The World’s Most Repeated TV Program

Friday 25 November 1:00:00 UTC 2016

It's gained a cult audience all over the world—and is especially popular in Germany. [Link]

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