John Gordon Ross

A Man for All Reasons

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Whittle It a Little, It’ll Fit

Odds and sods I look at regularly, just because they amuse me. I hope they do the same for you. Incidentally, I found this page’s title on Greg Ross’s Futility Closet (it’s somewhere on this page) in a mini-article which also includes the delightful sentence in Icelandic: Barbara Ara bar Ara araba bara rabbabara. Ross points out that this, “besides being fun to say, is spelled with only three letters. It means “Barbara, daughter of Ari, brought only rhubarb to Ari the Arab.”

Fark.com RSS » Russian hacker caught in Prague before he had a chance to find the Hillary sex tape [Interesting]

Wednesday 19 October 23:51:59 UTC 2016

Interesting [link] [26 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » After public outrage, Japanese city says it should not have stripped photographer of first prize after he unwittingly submitted festive pic of girl who was bullied into suicide, hands award back to him and apologizes to her family. Um, thanks [Weird]

Wednesday 19 October 23:17:42 UTC 2016

Weird [link] [42 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » The first day of school can be hard on kids, but it's even cuter when it's an orangutan [Sappy]

Wednesday 19 October 22:43:25 UTC 2016

Sappy [link] [22 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » Not Sure What Candle Scent You’ll Like? Keap Will Send You Testers of All of Them

Wednesday 19 October 22:22:18 UTC 2016

An online candle company wants to be the Warby Parker of scents, allowing users to test its products by mail. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » You don't need teeth to drink bourbon [Interesting]

Wednesday 19 October 21:46:45 UTC 2016

Interesting [link] [25 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » People in Florida can't identify mystery smell. Here's a hint Florida, it might be you [Florida]

Wednesday 19 October 21:20:05 UTC 2016

Florida [link] [41 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Woman breastfeeding baby at country club told to move to basement due to customer complaints that she wouldn't share any for their coffee [Asinine]

Wednesday 19 October 21:03:43 UTC 2016

Asinine [link] [111 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Fark Store Daily Deal: Adobe Lightroom photo editing masterclass. I know I could figure it out on my own eventually, but sometimes I appreciate a tour. (Sponsored Link) [Plug]

Wednesday 19 October 20:56:52 UTC 2016

Plug [link] [2 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » 8 Research-Backed Ways to Gain Grit

Wednesday 19 October 20:44:28 UTC 2016

If you're someone who tends to get going when the going gets tough, we've got some good news: If you aren’t born with grit, you can develop it. [Link]

Mental Floss » What Happens if the Electoral College Ties?

Wednesday 19 October 20:44:27 UTC 2016

While it would be a political crisis if the Electoral College completely disregarded the will of the people, it’s not impossible. [Link]

Mental Floss » Tips for Scoring a Satisfying In-Flight Meal

Wednesday 19 October 20:44:26 UTC 2016

Dining at 30,000 feet doesn't have to be a source of dread. [Link]

Mental Floss » How Well Do You Know the '90s Best Picture Winners?

Wednesday 19 October 20:44:08 UTC 2016

[Link]

Fark.com RSS » Diver whose escape from great white shark went viral calls his attacker "very beautiful and cute," says he went into water very next day [Followup]

Wednesday 19 October 20:41:54 UTC 2016

Followup [link] [39 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Sea-Tac goats successfully trim bushes near landing strips, love the berries [Spiffy]

Wednesday 19 October 20:20:05 UTC 2016

Spiffy [link] [41 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Having solved all other crimes, feds in California now have a new tool in the War On Crime – compulsory search of your cellphone. Even if you're not a criminal [Asinine]

Wednesday 19 October 20:06:46 UTC 2016

Asinine [link] [149 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Photoshop this sand walker [Photoshop]

Wednesday 19 October 20:00:01 UTC 2016

Photoshop [link] [32 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Best Korea zoo trains Chimpanzee to smoke a pack of cigarettes a day. But don't worry, just like Bill Clinton she doesn't inhale [Facepalm]

Wednesday 19 October 19:46:46 UTC 2016

Facepalm [link] [25 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Check your panties for slow cookers [Amusing]

Wednesday 19 October 19:20:06 UTC 2016

Amusing [link] [54 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » 7 Places Every History Buff Should Visit on the U.S. Virgin Islands

Wednesday 19 October 19:11:51 UTC 2016

Presented by U.S. Virgin Islands. [Link]

Mental Floss » British Phone Booth Transformed Into ‘World’s Smallest Museum’

Wednesday 19 October 19:11:50 UTC 2016

They're still waiting to hear back from the Guinness World Records committee for official designation. [Link]

Mental Floss » Match the Quote to the Movie

Wednesday 19 October 19:11:34 UTC 2016

[Link]

Mental Floss » Complete the Trios

Wednesday 19 October 19:11:33 UTC 2016

Take the quiz! [Link]

Fark.com RSS » How bad has the fighting gotten in Mosul between ISIS and Iraqi forces? So bad that civilians are escaping into the safety of Syria [Interesting]

Wednesday 19 October 18:50:05 UTC 2016

Interesting [link] [67 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Med students at Washington University are going to have to figure out a different way to learn how to insert breathing tubes down patient's throats than by practicing on live cats [Strange]

Wednesday 19 October 18:20:05 UTC 2016

Strange [link] [54 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » The Most Popular Halloween Candy in Each State for 2016

Wednesday 19 October 17:57:03 UTC 2016

Find out if your region prefers sweet or sour treats. [Link]

Mental Floss » Here's How You're Robbing Tomatoes of Their Taste

Wednesday 19 October 17:57:02 UTC 2016

Millions of Americans are putting tomatoes into shock. Here's how. [Link]

Mental Floss » Can You Name All The Countries Beginning With 'L'?

Wednesday 19 October 17:56:48 UTC 2016

[Link]

Fark.com RSS » China is about to launch stealth fighter designed to counter the USAF's weaknesses, which are reliance on tankers and the fact that the F-35 is only a threat to enemy aircraft if they hold still long enough for us to drop one on them with a crane

Wednesday 19 October 17:50:04 UTC 2016

Interesting [link] [120 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Here are the 25 worst mammals you can decide to keep as a pet, including several species of bears [Repeat]

Wednesday 19 October 17:20:06 UTC 2016

Repeat [link] [191 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » France to get first 'Down Syndrome Restaurant,' probably to become the first restaurant in France where the waiters are actually friendly [Interesting]

Wednesday 19 October 17:13:44 UTC 2016

Interesting [link] [117 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Oh, no, Sloth Bear. The zoo is gonna euthanize you. Run, Sloth Bear. RUN LIKE THE WIND. Oh, damn [Sad]

Wednesday 19 October 16:50:05 UTC 2016

Sad [link] [28 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » New report states that the FBI has over 117 million Americans in their facial recognition database, about 50% of the population [Scary]

Wednesday 19 October 16:43:48 UTC 2016

Scary [link] [90 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » You Have to See Wednesday's Best Amazon Deals

Wednesday 19 October 16:30:26 UTC 2016

As a recurring feature, our team combs the Web and shares some amazing Amazon deals we’ve turned up. Here’s what caught our eye today, October 19. [Link]

Mental Floss » 5 Ways a Post-Antibiotic Era Could Change Medicine

Wednesday 19 October 16:30:25 UTC 2016

1. A scratch could become deadly. [Link]

Mental Floss » Countries Beginning With 'L'

Wednesday 19 October 16:30:12 UTC 2016

[Link]

Mental Floss » Smithsonian Launches Kickstarter to Save Historic Ruby Slippers

Wednesday 19 October 16:30:00 UTC 2016

In lieu of Emerald City magic, the Smithsonian is turning to crowdfunding. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Dan Savage seeks to immortalize Donald Trump the way he did Rick Santorum. Parents, have you had "The Trump Talk" with your daughters? [Hero]

Wednesday 19 October 16:20:06 UTC 2016

Hero [link] [187 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » "Not surprisingly, the history of cheese rolling is replete with tales of injury" [Weird]

Wednesday 19 October 15:50:04 UTC 2016

Weird [link] [38 comments] [Link]

FMyLife » wtf says FML

Wednesday 19 October 15:48:59 UTC 2016

Today, it's been 2 weeks since I ordered a printer so I could print schoolwork, that way I don't have to sit on campus so long to print it all out. It just got delivered in Arizona today. I live in New York. FML [Link]

GraphJam » Distribution of What

Wednesday 19 October 15:42:34 UTC 2016

I'm glad someone is finally studying this Graph by: DamnJack Share on Facebook [Link]

GraphJam » Reasons the police are called to a car alarm

Wednesday 19 October 15:42:33 UTC 2016

Graph by: xenedar Share on Facebook [Link]

Fark.com RSS » If Florida Man ever needs a mascot, this guy is a prime candidate [Florida]

Wednesday 19 October 15:20:05 UTC 2016

Florida [link] [57 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » 5 Questions: Shopping at the Drugstore

Wednesday 19 October 15:00:40 UTC 2016

[Link]

Fark.com RSS » The best Seattle homes for the millennial buyer. Unlikely substitutes for missing Delusional tag [Unlikely]

Wednesday 19 October 14:50:05 UTC 2016

Unlikely [link] [135 comments] [Link]

Overheard In The Office » Hey, Listen, I Gotta Go Fly a Plane. Talk to You Later?

Wednesday 19 October 14:40:27 UTC 2016

Loud guy on cell: No way! Last time they didn’t charge me with a felony! Blue Grass Airport
Lexington, Kentucky Overheard by: Glad to be leaving the States [Link]

Mental Floss » 11 Classic Facts About ‘Rashomon’

Wednesday 19 October 14:30:00 UTC 2016

The 1960 classic brought Japanese cinema to the world cinema stage, and turned Akira Kurosawa into an icon. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Montreal Protocol becomes the most successful climate agreement ever: "Remember the hole in the ozone layer? If you grew up in the 1980s you sure do. As a result of this global effort to get rid of CFCs, the ozone layer is slowly healing" [Sp

Wednesday 19 October 14:20:06 UTC 2016

Spiffy [link] [155 comments] [Link]

GraphJam » Challenges of being a radiology tech

Wednesday 19 October 14:05:44 UTC 2016

Cheezburger Image 8822426112 Graph by: Unknown Share on Facebook [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Man divorces his wife after he sees her without make-up for the first time [Strange]

Wednesday 19 October 13:50:05 UTC 2016

Strange [link] [191 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » Tasmanian Devil Milk Could Help Fight Drug-Resistant Bacteria

Wednesday 19 October 13:30:00 UTC 2016

Marsupial milk has evolved to provide extra immune support. [Link]

Weird Universe » Most Expensive Potato Chip

Wednesday 19 October 13:28:43 UTC 2016

Swedish beer-maker St. Erik's Brewery recently debuted the world's most expensive potato chip. A box of 5 chips cost 499 kr, or around $56, which comes out to about $11 per chip.

They're made with a bunch of fancy-sounding ingredients: Matsutake, Truffle Seaweed, Crown Dill, Leksand Onion, India Pale Ale Wort, and Ammarnäs Potatoes.

However, you can no longer get … [Link]

Weird Universe » Ted V. Mikels, RIP

Wednesday 19 October 13:28:42 UTC 2016

Obituary here. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » This is the terrifying moment four divers were left trapped underneath a huge great white shark after it cut their air supply and dived down inside their cage [Scary]

Wednesday 19 October 13:20:05 UTC 2016

Scary [link] [55 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Photoshop Challenge: Update this old Apple ad [Photoshop]

Wednesday 19 October 13:00:01 UTC 2016

Photoshop [link] [34 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Oryx calf born in Chad for the first time in three decades. Mrs. Chad left speechless [Spiffy]

Wednesday 19 October 12:50:04 UTC 2016

Spiffy [link] [34 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » The Etymologies of 13 Words From the 2016 Election

Wednesday 19 October 12:30:00 UTC 2016

Here’s a look back at some of the buzzwords the campaign and candidates have given us—and a look into their surprising histories. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » ♫Rollin' rollin' rollin', keep those tanks a goin', Rollin' rollin' rollin' Mo-sul♫ [Followup]

Wednesday 19 October 11:46:05 UTC 2016

Followup [link] [123 comments] [Link]

GraphJam » Logical Coefficients

Wednesday 19 October 11:24:05 UTC 2016

Graph by: Unknown Share on Facebook [Link]

Fark.com RSS » If you can't find doves to release on your wedding day I guess pheasants will do [Amusing]

Wednesday 19 October 11:22:00 UTC 2016

Amusing [link] [62 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Hot dogs 'must be renamed' in Malaysia, says religious government body [Weird]

Wednesday 19 October 11:20:06 UTC 2016

Weird [link] [89 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » Shopping at the Drugstore

Wednesday 19 October 11:15:00 UTC 2016

[Link]

Mental Floss » 9 Places You Might be Losing Money in Your Home

Wednesday 19 October 10:30:00 UTC 2016

Presented by Allstate. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » If you refrigerate your tomatoes, you'd better get ready to feel the wrath of self-righteous foodies being vindicated by science [Interesting]

Wednesday 19 October 10:22:00 UTC 2016

Interesting [link] [126 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Teacher who left negative feedback on Expedia customer survey after insurance snafu finds her trip cancelled and a "Fark You" message in her account [Asinine]

Wednesday 19 October 10:11:55 UTC 2016

Asinine [link] [169 comments] [Link]

FMyLife » KitKat20 says FML

Wednesday 19 October 9:35:35 UTC 2016

Today, I got up early for a doctor's appointment and chugged two cups of coffee. Ten minutes before I was supposed to leave, my doctor calls asking to reschedule, which would have been fine had I not cleared my whole day for this appointment. Now I'm too wired to go back to bed. FML [Link]

GraphJam » Here's One Diagram That Explains Every Conspiracy Against Donald Trump

Wednesday 19 October 9:31:57 UTC 2016

Submitted by: (via The Late Show with Stephen Colbert) Tagged: stephen colbert , venn diagram , election 2016 , information , Video , politics Share on Facebook [Link]

Mental Floss » Morning Cup of Links: 'The Walking Dead’s' Carol

Wednesday 19 October 9:30:00 UTC 2016

Start your day with these great links! [Link]

Mental Floss » 15 Things You Might Not Know About the U.S. Virgin Islands

Wednesday 19 October 8:30:00 UTC 2016

Presented by U.S. Virgin Islands. [Link]

GraphJam » The High Price of Materialism

Wednesday 19 October 8:06:52 UTC 2016

Submitted by: Unknown Tagged: advertising , materialism , political , Video Share on Facebook [Link]

GraphJam » Forever a Scapegoat

Wednesday 19 October 8:06:38 UTC 2016

blame Pie Chart Sad work - 4871318528 Graph by: pcman1985 Tagged: blame , Pie Chart , Sad , work Share on Facebook [Link]

GraphJam » Got to Sample Some Great Smog

Wednesday 19 October 8:06:36 UTC 2016

LA Pie Chart the worst traffic Graph by: featherpixel Tagged: LA , Pie Chart , the worst , traffic Share on Facebook [Link]

Mental Floss » Artist Olly Moss Creates New Set of Minimalist 'Harry Potter' Posters

Wednesday 19 October 7:30:00 UTC 2016

The works are only available until Monday, October 25. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » It's important to remember guide dog etiquette. For example, never distract or pet someone's service dog. Also, don't kick it in the face [Asinine]

Wednesday 19 October 7:20:16 UTC 2016

Asinine [link] [52 comments] [Link]

Futility Closet » Special Order

Wednesday 19 October 6:55:36 UTC 2016

In 1961, irate at receiving a bill for an £85 surtax from the Inland Revenue, A.P. Herbert sent them a check in verse: Dear Bankers, PAY the undermentioned hounds
The shameful sum of FIVE-AND-EIGHTY POUNDS
By “hounds,” of course, by custom, one refers
To SPECIAL INCOME TAX COMMISSIONERS:
And these progenitors of woe and worry
You’ll find at LYNWOOD ROAD, … [Link]

Mental Floss » 8 Things You Might Not Know About Chris Wallace

Wednesday 19 October 6:30:00 UTC 2016

After being arrested during a Harvard campus demonstration, Wallace used his only phone call to file a news report. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » When it comes to enforcing drug debts you really have to give those Mexican cartels a hand [Scary]

Wednesday 19 October 5:36:25 UTC 2016

Scary [link] [36 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » Lifelike Animal Sculptures Made Entirely of Rolled-Up Newspaper

Wednesday 19 October 5:30:00 UTC 2016

Japanese paper artist Chie Hitotsuyama recycles newspaper into a menagerie. [Link]

Mental Floss » 20 Fascinating Facts About ‘Doctor Who’

Wednesday 19 October 4:30:00 UTC 2016

Everyone's favorite Time Lord was never referred to as that until the sixth season. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Teacher charged with sexual exploitation of a minor claims that she's the real victim, because of the student's "elevated vocabulary." So that's what they're calling it these days [Unlikely]

Wednesday 19 October 3:59:03 UTC 2016

Unlikely [link] [196 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » If you can somehow make it through the rest of this hellish 2016, caramel M&Ms are coming in 2017 [Cool]

Wednesday 19 October 3:50:18 UTC 2016

Cool [link] [38 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Waitress gets a note telling her she should be home taking care of her husband, just like the Bible says [Interesting]

Wednesday 19 October 3:29:09 UTC 2016

Interesting [link] [154 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » You may want to order your next soda with no ice [Sick]

Wednesday 19 October 3:27:43 UTC 2016

Sick [link] [55 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » See if you can spot the cunning way this shoplifter is hiding his stolen goods [Amusing]

Wednesday 19 October 3:03:56 UTC 2016

Amusing [link] [32 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » BREAKING: "Pop-up" Halloween stores close after the holiday. We'll have more on this as it develops [Obvious]

Wednesday 19 October 2:53:45 UTC 2016

Obvious [link] [40 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » IBM's AI Watson is being used to diagnose diseases. Not sure why Watson keeps saying 'Humanity is. The Disease'. It's probably nothing [Interesting]

Wednesday 19 October 2:46:45 UTC 2016

Interesting [link] [39 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Smoking can kill you. NJ college student falls off frat house roof after stepping out to catch a smoke [Fail]

Wednesday 19 October 2:32:53 UTC 2016

Fail [link] [34 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Ever wonder what happens if a truck carrying steel beams stops too quickly? [Scary]

Wednesday 19 October 2:23:17 UTC 2016

Scary [link] [73 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » "Welcome to 'Only Used Trucks.' Hey, check out this baby over here. It's practically brand new, fresh from the factory. Not a dent or a scratch, and rattle free. Sweet, huh?" [Florida]

Wednesday 19 October 2:20:05 UTC 2016

Florida [link] [6 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Man hospitalized with hole burned into his esophagus after eating ghost pepper burger. "For whatever it's worth, the patient had successfully finished the burger" [Sick]

Wednesday 19 October 2:13:04 UTC 2016

Sick [link] [96 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » If you go boating, don't drink. If you drink while boating, don't let your five friends get drunk. If you let your five friends get drunk while boating, don't let them get so drunk that they cannot even speak to the police after you hit t

Wednesday 19 October 1:53:25 UTC 2016

Stupid [link] [37 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » PBS’s New Tablet Puts Your Kids’ Screen Time to Good Use

Wednesday 19 October 1:30:00 UTC 2016

The device comes pre-loaded with more than 30 educational apps. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » It's fair to say they don't fark around with killer clowns in Mexico [Scary]

Wednesday 19 October 1:26:45 UTC 2016

Scary [link] [30 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » And into the void that was the chat window in the livestream of the assault on Mosul, the commenters howled "Where's the Kaboom? There are supposed to be earth-shattering kabooms" [Awkward]

Wednesday 19 October 1:00:05 UTC 2016

Awkward [link] [41 comments] [Link]

Futility Closet » Unquote

Wednesday 19 October 0:36:47 UTC 2016

“Travelling is one Way of lengthening Life, at least in Appearance. It is but a Fortnight since we left London; but the Variety of Scenes we have gone through makes it seem equal to Six Months living in one Place.” — Benjamin Franklin, letter to Mary Stevenson, from Paris, Sept. 14, 1767 [Link]

Fark.com RSS » France taken in rush by brown epidemic. This is not a repeat from 1940 [Scary]

Wednesday 19 October 0:33:25 UTC 2016

Scary [link] [26 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » 10 Amazingly Intricate Jack O’Lanterns

Wednesday 19 October 0:30:00 UTC 2016

Pumpkins can be works of art. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » In your future I see you traversing a narrow valley between two giant peaks, each capped with a supple pink tower [Giggity]

Wednesday 19 October 0:21:07 UTC 2016

Giggity [link] [22 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Scary: Grandmother has seizure. Worse: of half a million bucks worth of cocaine [Fail]

Wednesday 19 October 0:06:45 UTC 2016

Fail [link] [36 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » The Smithsonian found a spot for Bootsy Collins, but not the first Black Supreme Court Justice in their National Museum of African American History [Asinine]

Wednesday 19 October 0:02:12 UTC 2016

Asinine [link] [112 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Photoshop this prancing tennis player [Photoshop]

Wednesday 19 October 0:00:01 UTC 2016

Photoshop [link] [16 comments] [Link]

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