John Gordon Ross

A Man for All Reasons

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Whittle It a Little, It’ll Fit

Odds and sods I look at regularly, just because they amuse me. I hope they do the same for you. Incidentally, I found this page’s title on Greg Ross’s Futility Closet (it’s somewhere on this page) in a mini-article which also includes the delightful sentence in Icelandic: Barbara Ara bar Ara araba bara rabbabara. Ross points out that this, “besides being fun to say, is spelled with only three letters. It means “Barbara, daughter of Ari, brought only rhubarb to Ari the Arab.”

Mental Floss » Expack is a New Subscription Service for Expatriates

Monday 6 June 23:30:00 UTC 2016

Hobnobs can now be delivered straight to your door. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » For his next trick, David Copperfield will attempt to make this lawsuit disappear [Misc]

Monday 6 June 23:27:37 UTC 2016

Misc [link] [59 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Pissed off Dad sells son's SUV to teach him a lesson. Bonus points for getting new owner to drive by occasionally to remind kid "how good he had it" [Florida]

Monday 6 June 23:19:40 UTC 2016

Florida [link] [73 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » Banksy Leaves Surprise Mural on Elementary School Wall

Monday 6 June 23:14:30 UTC 2016

The artist wanted to thank the school for naming a building after him. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » A look at some of the ways George Orwell's '1984' has come true today. Side fact, Orwell is a dead ringer for Alice from the Brady Bunch [Interesting]

Monday 6 June 22:48:14 UTC 2016

Interesting [link] [75 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Alligator recreates Abbey Road cover and it's no big because Florida [Florida]

Monday 6 June 22:16:40 UTC 2016

Florida [link] [24 comments] [Link]

FMyLife » anonymous says FML

Monday 6 June 22:14:17 UTC 2016

Today, like every other day for the past two weeks, the strange cat that has adopted me inexplicably made its way into my house and curled up next to my head while I slept. I'm horribly allergic. FML [Link]

Mental Floss » 9 Game Show Stories Worth Retelling

Monday 6 June 22:01:02 UTC 2016

There's something intriguing about watching someone answer a question, or spin a wheel, or pick a suitcase. That's why game shows have been around for nearly three-quarters of a century. Here are some of our favorite stories from game show lore.1. The First Game ShowThe first game show ever broadcast was Spelling Bee, a BBC program that premiered on May … [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Six thousand lottery tickets stolen in smash-and-grab burglary. Redeemed value projected at $487.00 [Obvious]

Monday 6 June 22:00:40 UTC 2016

Obvious [link] [24 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » Take A Look Inside America's Last Remaining Cassette Tape Factory

Monday 6 June 22:00:00 UTC 2016

An analog resurgence has made the lone facility busier than ever before. [Link]

Mental Floss » 15 Facts About 'Notting Hill' That Are Standing in Front of You

Monday 6 June 22:00:00 UTC 2016

Hugh Grant was "aware of a faint echo" whenever he kissed Julia Roberts. [Link]

Mental Floss » ‘Tecmo Super Bowl’ Secret Revealed, 25 Years Later

Monday 6 June 21:55:00 UTC 2016

Penalties weren't a part of the beloved video game (at least not officially). [Link]

Mental Floss » Street Artist Banksy Leaves Surprise Mural on Elementary School Wall

Monday 6 June 21:30:00 UTC 2016

The artist wanted to thank the school for naming a building after him. [Link]

Mental Floss » Uber Will Now Charge You Late Fees for Making Drivers Wait

Monday 6 June 21:26:38 UTC 2016

In more than a dozen cities, if you don't make it to your ride in the allotted two minutes, you'll have to pay. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Fish-sitter responds to 1-star review with apology and a … no, a $1M lawsuit [Asinine]

Monday 6 June 21:23:30 UTC 2016

Asinine [link] [68 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » If you don't believe "a tip-off from a former cook at the castle who said she saw Hitler's SS soldiers carrying dozens of unmarked crates into the cellars in February 1945" doesn't prove the existence of Nazi nukes, then you'r

Monday 6 June 21:20:29 UTC 2016

Unlikely [link] [53 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » For two years in a row Trump has taken a tax break for New Yorkers whose income is $500,000 or less. So either he's tax cheat or worth a small fraction of what he claims [Interesting]

Monday 6 June 21:14:29 UTC 2016

Interesting [link] [215 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » BuzzFeed ends advertising for Republicans over health fears, impossibility to fit Donald Trump into easily shareable lists of cat pictures [Interesting]

Monday 6 June 21:10:29 UTC 2016

Interesting [link] [28 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » You May Not Be Seeing Amazon's Best Prices

Monday 6 June 21:00:00 UTC 2016

Algorithmic pricing means that the first price you’re offered is often not the lowest. [Link]

FMyLife » oh no says FML

Monday 6 June 20:55:13 UTC 2016

Today, I set my phone down at work in the back while I helped a customer. When I came back it was gone. It took me twenty minutes to find, duct taped to the ceiling. FML [Link]

FMyLife » Ansharus says FML

Monday 6 June 20:55:12 UTC 2016

Today, I noticed I'd lost my wedding ring after returning home from a long, tiring day of painting our newly purchased home. After driving back and forth to the house for more than an hour to go looking for it, I found it tucked away in my back pocket. FML [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Richard Simmons on his hospital stay: "I was dehydrated and needed some fluids and now I am feeling great" [Followup]

Monday 6 June 20:54:29 UTC 2016

Followup [link] [49 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Here's a look at life when you live in a van down by the river by choice (pics) [Cool]

Monday 6 June 20:50:27 UTC 2016

Cool [link] [31 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Elderly man dies in two-car crash in Borders. I *told* him he should do his shopping online [Sad]

Monday 6 June 20:46:26 UTC 2016

Sad [link] [15 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » 14 Salty Facts About Mr. Peanut for His 100th Birthday

Monday 6 June 20:42:19 UTC 2016

He once ran for mayor of Vancouver—snagging more than 2000 votes. [Link]

Mental Floss » The Missing Links: Muhammad Ali vs. Superman

Monday 6 June 20:30:00 UTC 2016

Muhammad Ali fought legendary boxers, the war draft, and a debilitating central nervous system disorder. He also fought Superman. * Adams? Franklin? Jefferson? Nah. The most valuable signature on the Declaration of Independence belongs to a person you probably don't know. * Intriguing Headline of the Day: The Strange Fate of a Person Falling Into a Black Hole * Will … [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Photoshop this fist bump on behalf of the Red Stockings [Photoshop]

Monday 6 June 20:00:01 UTC 2016

Photoshop [link] [14 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » Spanish Fisherman Discovers Maine Teen's Message in a Bottle

Monday 6 June 20:00:00 UTC 2016

It took three years for the message to drift more than 3000 miles across the Atlantic Ocecan. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Clinton arrested in California for DUI just hours before the primary election [News]

Monday 6 June 19:49:11 UTC 2016

News [link] [190 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Fark Store Daily Deal: Top Mac Apps bundle – Data Rescue, Hype animation, Freeway codeless website design, Painter, uBar, iStat, Dropzone, Xee3. Someone's been moonlighting from naming carnival rides. (Sponsored Link) [Plug]

Monday 6 June 19:46:31 UTC 2016

Plug [link] [1 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » And the state with the highest proportion of men searching for transgender porn is ___________ [Interesting]

Monday 6 June 19:45:25 UTC 2016

Interesting [link] [129 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » In other news, some people think Syrians and Saudis are different races [Weird]

Monday 6 June 19:44:00 UTC 2016

Weird [link] [22 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » "How dare you accuse us of killing people. We'll kill you for that" [Followup]

Monday 6 June 19:36:04 UTC 2016

Followup [link] [27 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » How a Plane Crash Survivor Got His Wallet Back—More Than 30 Years Later

Monday 6 June 19:30:00 UTC 2016

In 2005, an explorer uncovered belongings that Eduardo Strauch lost in a deadly 1972 plane crash in the Andes. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » British court gives 22 life sentences to pedophile. To be fair, they say pedophiles don't have that long of a lifespan in lockup, so he'll probably burn through those in two or three months, tops [Scary]

Monday 6 June 19:19:04 UTC 2016

Scary [link] [35 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » Happy 32nd Birthday, Tetris!

Monday 6 June 19:11:53 UTC 2016

The game was created in Russia in 1984, and made it to the West a few years later. [Link]

Mental Floss » 14 Zany Facts About Zebras

Monday 6 June 19:00:00 UTC 2016

Scientists can scan their coats like bar codes. [Link]

Futility Closet » In a Word

Monday 6 June 18:58:29 UTC 2016

succussion
n. violent shaking squassation
n. a severe shaking A lion attacks David Livingstone, 1843: Starting, and looking half round, I saw the lion just in the act of springing upon me. I was upon a little height; he caught my shoulder as he sprang, and we both came to the ground below together. Growling horribly close to my ear, … [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Bangladesh minister on all the non-Muslims and religious minorities being murdered: "I bet the Jews did this" [Unlikely]

Monday 6 June 18:38:05 UTC 2016

Unlikely [link] [44 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » A city that has one of the most anti-gun laws in America witnessed shootings over the weekend in which 64 individuals were wounded and 6 confirmed dead [Scary]

Monday 6 June 18:36:05 UTC 2016

Scary [link] [321 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » Selecting a New Social Media Password? Make It Better Than Mark Zuckerberg's

Monday 6 June 18:30:00 UTC 2016

The Facebook CEO's security code was "dadada." [Link]

Mental Floss » Geologists Say Greece’s ‘Lost City’ Is Actually a Natural Formation

Monday 6 June 18:15:00 UTC 2016

The underwater city’s purported columns, platforms, and paving stone–like slabs are actually the result of a natural phenomenon. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Dad says his rapist son only got "20 minutes of action" and shouldn't be faulted for that [Sick]

Monday 6 June 18:07:07 UTC 2016

Sick [link] [584 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » Boozy Ice Cream Lets Adults Have Wine For Dessert

Monday 6 June 18:00:00 UTC 2016

This frozen treat has the same alcohol content as a standard glass of your favorite red. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Clone alert. Relic with Pope John Paul II's blood on it has been stolen [Strange]

Monday 6 June 17:42:47 UTC 2016

Strange [link] [23 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Fark NotNewsletter: What is a Moral Highlander? [FarkBlog]

Monday 6 June 17:39:03 UTC 2016

FarkBlog [link] [76 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » The Best Amazon Deals We Could Find Today, June 6

Monday 6 June 17:07:33 UTC 2016

As a recurring feature, our team combs the Web and shares some amazing Amazon deals we’ve turned up. Here’s what caught our eye today, June 6. [Link]

Mental Floss » Watch This Cool Supercut of Quentin Tarantino Characters

Monday 6 June 17:07:32 UTC 2016

From Mr. Blonde in ‘Reservoir Dogs’ to Chris Mannix in ‘The Hateful Eight,’ watch the first and last appearances of every major QT character. [Link]

Mental Floss » How Scientists Are Preparing for the First-Ever 'All-American' Eclipse

Monday 6 June 17:00:00 UTC 2016

In 2017, the "path of totality" of a solar eclipse will run exclusively—and entirely—across U.S. soil for the first time since the ink dried on the Declaration of Independence. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » On this anniversary of the D-Day landings I'd like to share an article about one of the brave men who survived. BTW, he is subby's relative [Hero]

Monday 6 June 16:48:07 UTC 2016

Hero [link] [53 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » A man who sold a printer for $40 online now faces a $30,000 lawsuit. Fark: The plaintiff is known as a serial "professional plaintiff" [Asinine]

Monday 6 June 16:40:56 UTC 2016

Asinine [link] [142 comments] [Link]

FMyLife » drummerboy says FML

Monday 6 June 16:06:52 UTC 2016

Today, I practiced my drum playing in the garage instead of my room out of consideration for my neighbors. Guess the consideration wasn't mutual, because one of my neighbors just shot a hole in one of my drums with an air gun. FML [Link]

FMyLife » Fido says FML

Monday 6 June 16:06:51 UTC 2016

Today, my 3-year-old girl accidentally caught sight of me stepping out of the shower. Now she thinks "daddy has a tail" and she just has to let everyone know about it. FML [Link]

Fark.com RSS » That kid is back on the escalator again (warning: one image in the video is somewhat graphic) [Amusing]

Monday 6 June 15:42:23 UTC 2016

Amusing [link] [50 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » Happy Birthday to the Drive-In Movie Theater!

Monday 6 June 15:34:35 UTC 2016

The first drive-in opened in Camden, New Jersey on June 6, 1933. [Link]

Mental Floss » 5 Questions: How Very "Grand"

Monday 6 June 15:34:26 UTC 2016

[Link]

Mental Floss » Cuckolded Sparrow Fathers Stop Feeding Their Kids

Monday 6 June 15:30:00 UTC 2016

"Predictably Philandering Females Prompt Poor Paternal Provisioning" [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Do you have your bleach? Are the windows boarded? How good are your DSL and cell phone connections? Will Colin have the strength to become a hurricane? It's your Official Tropical Storm Colin Discussion Thread. Stay safe, Farkers [Florida]

Monday 6 June 15:17:51 UTC 2016

Florida [link] [125 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Suburbanites OUTRAGED that traffic apps like Waze and Google Maps are redirecting commuter traffic onto their neighborhood streets. Which are, you know, public roads but still. Outrage [Stupid]

Monday 6 June 15:10:44 UTC 2016

Stupid [link] [319 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » And the fastest growing language in American homes is __________ [Unlikely]

Monday 6 June 15:03:47 UTC 2016

Unlikely [link] [98 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » 9 Fun Facts About Movie Trailers

Monday 6 June 15:00:00 UTC 2016

They’ve been around since 1913, and now take up about 20 minutes of the audience’s time. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Baby born in firehouse driveway narrowly escapes automated sprinkler system [Sappy]

Monday 6 June 14:52:50 UTC 2016

Sappy [link] [10 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » What Are Library Late Fees Used For?

Monday 6 June 14:30:00 UTC 2016

Libraries often benefit from the extra cash (if they're allowed to keep it). [Link]

Fark.com RSS » School district hires private investigators to track down and verify home addresses of students [Florida]

Monday 6 June 14:23:52 UTC 2016

Florida [link] [97 comments] [Link]

FMyLife » spadesmollusques says FML

Monday 6 June 14:18:26 UTC 2016

Today, my 10-year-old son introduced me to Tom, his new best friend, and insisted we have him over to dinner. Tom is a slug. FML [Link]

FMyLife » Anonymous says FML

Monday 6 June 14:18:25 UTC 2016

Today, for the first time ever, one of my birthday wishes came true. I wished for my crush to come hang out with me, and she did. I wasted my birthday wish on an awkward silence. FML [Link]

Mental Floss » Watch Researchers Vaccinate Wild Seals By Sneaking Up on Them

Monday 6 June 13:42:40 UTC 2016

Stealth helps, but sunbathing seals don't seem to mind the spring-loaded syringes. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » St. Louis police have shelled out $4.7 million in secret settlements to various families that certainly isn't mysterious or designed to disguise police malfeasance [Interesting]

Monday 6 June 13:33:51 UTC 2016

Interesting [link] [44 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » Watch a Surprisingly Graceful Marine Lizard Glide Underwater

Monday 6 June 13:30:00 UTC 2016

The unique lizard had one notable hater: Charles Darwin. [Link]

Weird Universe » The Production of Warts by Suggestion

Monday 6 June 13:15:48 UTC 2016

Back in 1981, Dr. Melvin Gravitz (a doctor at George Washington University Medical School) published an article in the American Journal of Clinical Hypnosis in which he noted that it's possible not only to cure warts by hypnotic treatment (sometimes) but also to produce warts by suggestion as well.

Gravitz wasn't actually doing this himself, but he reported that back in … [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Why did the monkey like the banana? Because it had appeal [Amusing]

Monday 6 June 13:07:25 UTC 2016

Amusing [link] [42 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Photoshop this pandamonium [Photoshop]

Monday 6 June 13:00:01 UTC 2016

Photoshop [link] [30 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » The Story of Lady Wonder, the Psychic Horse

Monday 6 June 13:00:00 UTC 2016

The mind-reading mare could do everything from finding missing children to calling horse races. [Link]

Mental Floss »  13 Regional Insults to Offend People Across the U.S.

Monday 6 June 12:30:00 UTC 2016

Americans certainly don’t lack insults for people in other states or cities. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Sometimes you just can't let it go [Sad]

Monday 6 June 12:22:34 UTC 2016

Sad [link] [26 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » How Very "Grand"

Monday 6 June 12:17:57 UTC 2016

[Link]

Weird Universe » Enormous Human Voice Movie House Organ

Monday 6 June 11:43:31 UTC 2016

Original article here.

This seems to me a vivid example of a massively clever technology that totally missed out on the future train. Adding sound capture to film stock itself made this huge device totally obsolescent overnight.

[Link]

Futility Closet » Podcast Episode 108: The Greenwich Time Lady

Monday 6 June 11:41:09 UTC 2016


As recently as 1939, a London woman made her living by setting her watch precisely at the Greenwich observatory and “carrying the time” to her customers in the city. In this week’s episode of the Futility Closet podcast we’ll meet Ruth Belville, London’s last time carrier, who conducted her strange occupation for 50 years. We’ll also sample the colorful history … [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Kenyan police announce they will murder opposition members who take part in a planned protest Monday and that since they announced this ahead of time, it's not their fault if they murder them [Unlikely]

Monday 6 June 11:38:22 UTC 2016

Unlikely [link] [71 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Noseless man caught in scentsless crime, an unexpected profit opportunity in the mobile stripper pole repair business, and 13-year old boy suffers Michelle Duggar Syndrome: a few of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 5/29 – 6/4 [FarkBlog]

Monday 6 June 11:33:03 UTC 2016

FarkBlog [link] [0 comments] [Link]

FMyLife » Babyhazy says FML

Monday 6 June 11:22:10 UTC 2016

Today, I'm so tired from constantly soothing my crying 2-month-old baby that I've started trying to soothe inanimate objects with baby talk when they make a noise. My fridge stated beeping and I began an involuntary chorus of, 'It's OK darling, shhhhhh, it's alright.' FML [Link]

FMyLife » fat teen says FML

Monday 6 June 11:03:23 UTC 2016

Today, I decided to get back in shape so I went swimming. I only managed 10 lengths and was completely out of breath. I was so embarrassed that when a lifeguard asked me if I was OK, I made up a story about a leg injury as a reason to leave only 15 minutes after I got in. FML [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Roll (Polluted) Tide [PSA]

Monday 6 June 11:01:21 UTC 2016

PSA [link] [26 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » Take a 3D (or 2D) Tour of the International Space Station

Monday 6 June 11:00:00 UTC 2016

The 13-minute tour features informative narration throughout. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » A healthier baby can be yours for only the low, low price of $81 a month [Spiffy]

Monday 6 June 10:59:25 UTC 2016

Spiffy [link] [38 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » This Bath Plug Comes With a Floating Pug

Monday 6 June 10:51:40 UTC 2016

Aww. [Link]

Mental Floss » Historian Traces 400 Years of History on a Single New York City Block

Monday 6 June 10:30:00 UTC 2016

How one block can tell the story of an entire city. [Link]

Mental Floss » Morning Cup of Links: The History of Apocalypse

Monday 6 June 9:30:00 UTC 2016

Great links to start the work week! [Link]

Fark.com RSS » NPR's David Gilkey killed by the Taliban in an ambush in Afghanistan [Sad]

Monday 6 June 9:04:20 UTC 2016

Sad [link] [88 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » "We shouldn't lose the privilege before we've had the chance to [check] it" [Asinine]

Monday 6 June 8:29:21 UTC 2016

Asinine [link] [235 comments] [Link]

FMyLife » really says FML

Monday 6 June 8:19:43 UTC 2016

Today, a customer at work was having hiccups, so I suggest that she should try to hold her breath for a while. Ten minutes later, she's talking to my manager about how I wanted her to "kill myself because of my severe medical condition". FML [Link]

GraphJam » Give Sonic Extra Lives

Monday 6 June 8:17:42 UTC 2016

fingers hedgehog Pie Chart powers rings sonic video games Graph by: Unknown Tagged: fingers , hedgehog , Pie Chart , powers , rings , sonic , video games Share on Facebook [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Scientists grow human organs for transplant inside pigs. That'll do, pig. That'll do [Weird]

Monday 6 June 7:47:00 UTC 2016

Weird [link] [49 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » Chicago Luxury Hotel Hires New Concierge: a One-Eyed Pug

Monday 6 June 7:30:00 UTC 2016

Little Parker is thriving in the lap of luxury. [Link]

Mental Floss » 3 Steps for Mastering a Pistol Squat

Monday 6 June 7:00:00 UTC 2016

Think a pistol squat is impossible? Think again. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Vernors, one of the oldest continuously made soft drinks in America, celebrates its 150th anniversary this week [Spiffy]

Monday 6 June 6:42:00 UTC 2016

Spiffy [link] [75 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » One Miami Man Has Run Eight Miles a Day for 41 Years

Monday 6 June 6:30:00 UTC 2016

Raven Kraft is a beast. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Police officer attempts to get in the mindset of the perp [Awkward]

Monday 6 June 6:21:00 UTC 2016

Awkward [link] [20 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » What the heck is 'charcoal ash' ice cream? [Strange]

Monday 6 June 5:50:00 UTC 2016

Strange [link] [49 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » 5 Reasons Why Childlike Curiosity Is So Important

Monday 6 June 4:30:00 UTC 2016

Presented by American Family. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Just in time for those hot summer days: Delicious and refreshing Kraft Macaroni & Cheese cocktails [Sick]

Monday 6 June 4:22:00 UTC 2016

Sick [link] [57 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Warm weather brings us another "too many people on a deck" story [Fail]

Monday 6 June 3:14:59 UTC 2016

Fail [link] [38 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » 10 Things You May Not Know About Harriet Beecher Stowe

Monday 6 June 2:30:00 UTC 2016

She talked business with Abe Lincoln. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » News that will make your head hurt – 1 In 4 Americans report having had a concussion [Scary]

Monday 6 June 1:34:46 UTC 2016

Scary [link] [133 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Ivy League schools are turning kids into zombies. Duke sucks [Obvious]

Monday 6 June 1:26:04 UTC 2016

Obvious [link] [48 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » After 47 mile foot chase, police arrest 5 teens for stealing $4,700 in Red Bull [Fail]

Monday 6 June 1:02:04 UTC 2016

Fail [link] [40 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » If you threaten to run over a couple with your ATV for a busted cooler at the Redneck Mud Park, "I didn't know you were in there" is not a valid defense when you actually run over them in their tent [Florida]

Monday 6 June 0:36:54 UTC 2016

Florida [link] [47 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » Watch: The Making of 'Aliens'

Monday 6 June 0:30:00 UTC 2016

"I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure." -Ripley [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Dear Work Advice Columnist: I'm a man who's surrounded by female co-workers flaunting their cleavage at me, but everybody freaks out if I unbutton more than the top button of my shirt. Am I being oppressed? [Facepalm]

Monday 6 June 0:26:55 UTC 2016

Facepalm [link] [152 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Photoshop this Buggy Ride [Photoshop]

Monday 6 June 0:00:01 UTC 2016

Photoshop [link] [13 comments] [Link]

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