John Gordon Ross

A Man for All Reasons

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Whittle It a Little, It’ll Fit

Odds and sods I look at regularly, just because they amuse me. I hope they do the same for you. Incidentally, I found this page’s title on Greg Ross’s Futility Closet (it’s somewhere on this page) in a mini-article which also includes the delightful sentence in Icelandic: Barbara Ara bar Ara araba bara rabbabara. Ross points out that this, “besides being fun to say, is spelled with only three letters. It means “Barbara, daughter of Ari, brought only rhubarb to Ari the Arab.”

Fark.com RSS » 'Don't talk to me like I'm a slave': Minneapolis Parks Board meeting gets awkward [Awkward]

Thursday 12 May 23:55:46 UTC 2016

Awkward [link] [86 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Farked up: Man goes swimming following domestic disturbance. Florida: Ignores the 'Do Not Feed the Gators' signs [Florida]

Thursday 12 May 23:52:47 UTC 2016

Florida [link] [31 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Head of Vatican Bank says it is now impossible to launder money through the bank, totally don't send your billions through the bank expecting it to go undetected, don't even try, it won't work, don't do, please don't try it, no ch

Thursday 12 May 23:33:55 UTC 2016

Unlikely [link] [12 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » Museum Conservators Discover Youngest Egyptian Mummy in History

Thursday 12 May 23:30:00 UTC 2016

CT scans of a miniature coffin revealed the youngest Egyptian mummy yet. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » You can't afford your $20.30 restaurant bill, so you A) beg the manager to overlook it this time, B) offer to work it off, or C) call 911 and report an armed robbery [Dumbass]

Thursday 12 May 23:12:55 UTC 2016

Dumbass [link] [30 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » Pizza Hut Delivers a Pie to the Top of Mount Kilimanjaro

Thursday 12 May 23:00:00 UTC 2016

The delivery took four days from start to finish. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Um, could everyone who read the news story about the woman's torso found behind a butcher's shop please forget the news story about the woman's torso found behind a butcher's shop? We appreciate your cooperation [Followup]

Thursday 12 May 22:58:47 UTC 2016

Followup [link] [26 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Cab driver doesn't read the fine print in the contract where he works where it says one must be wearing pants when driving for them and picking up female passengers [Creepy]

Thursday 12 May 22:49:45 UTC 2016

Creepy [link] [18 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » Archaeologists Identify World's Oldest Hafted Axe

Thursday 12 May 22:45:00 UTC 2016

The researchers date the rock chip between 44,000 and 49,000 years old. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » When asked why he didn't pay taxes, Trump replied, "I forgot" [Silly]

Thursday 12 May 22:39:47 UTC 2016

Silly [link] [60 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Car burglar scratches "I stole your S***" on side of car. Fark: It was $5 in loose change [Florida]

Thursday 12 May 22:33:48 UTC 2016

Florida [link] [26 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » 10 Surprising Facts About George Carlin

Thursday 12 May 22:30:00 UTC 2016

The legendary comedian's influences included the IRS and Danny Kaye. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » The nice thing about investigating a mass murder in Ohio is that you can tow the crime scenes back to the lab [Followup]

Thursday 12 May 22:29:48 UTC 2016

Followup [link] [19 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » Topps Has Launched a ‘Walking Dead’ Digital Trading Card App

Thursday 12 May 22:00:00 UTC 2016

Actual ‘The Walking Dead’ trading cards coming soon. [Link]

Mental Floss » Over or Under: Which Is the Right Way to Hang Your Toilet Paper?

Thursday 12 May 21:43:52 UTC 2016

Important life questions… [Link]

Mental Floss » There’s a Burger King in Helsinki That’s Also a Spa

Thursday 12 May 21:30:00 UTC 2016

Talk about having it your way! [Link]

Mental Floss » Why Aren’t Classical Statues Very Well-Endowed?

Thursday 12 May 21:15:00 UTC 2016

Cultural values have changed a lot since ancient Greece. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Fark Food Thread: It's time to return to the great outdoors. Have good campfire recipes and must-have food when you're out away from Fark? Share to the right [Interesting]

Thursday 12 May 21:14:51 UTC 2016

Interesting [link] [102 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Restaurant owner tries to serve the freshest possible pork chops by butchering a hog in the parking lot (slightly graphic pics) [Sick]

Thursday 12 May 21:06:17 UTC 2016

Sick [link] [93 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » 8 Subatomic Particles You Should Know

Thursday 12 May 21:00:00 UTC 2016

A starter kit for the world of subatomic particles. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » It's always possible that this woman is just a huge fan of the cult comedy Surf Ninjas [Florida]

Thursday 12 May 20:56:52 UTC 2016

Florida [link] [12 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Bear bites hiker in the Smokies. Thankfully it wasn't in the 'Lil' Smokies' [Scary]

Thursday 12 May 20:42:53 UTC 2016

Scary [link] [23 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » What happens when a creationist tries to debunk science using science? Pretty much exactly what you think [Obvious]

Thursday 12 May 20:39:52 UTC 2016

Obvious [link] [195 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » The Missing Links: World Leader Open Mic Gaffes

Thursday 12 May 20:30:00 UTC 2016

The Queen of England recently got into some hot water for a comment that was inadvertently picked up by microphones. She’s not the first to have this happen. Here are the top 10 open mic gaffes by world leaders. * It turns out that bringing the brain dead back to life may be a terrible idea if it ever becomes … [Link]

Fark.com RSS » "Unusual number" of humpback whales seen in San Francisco Bay. Starship Enterprise crew wanted for questioning [Interesting]

Thursday 12 May 20:29:52 UTC 2016

Interesting [link] [39 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » Ten and a Half Minutes of Double Dare Prizes

Thursday 12 May 20:13:04 UTC 2016

Grab that flag and win this! [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Zimmerman has penis pulled and isn't happy about it [Followup]

Thursday 12 May 20:08:53 UTC 2016

Followup [link] [306 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Photoshop this dousing [Photoshop]

Thursday 12 May 20:00:01 UTC 2016

Photoshop [link] [16 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » Paris Museums Enlist Instagrammers to Recreate Classic French Artworks

Thursday 12 May 20:00:00 UTC 2016

Not everyone likes museums, so Paris Musées took some of their most famous works to the popular social media platform. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » 'Gingerbread man' taunts police while fleeing, apparently not understanding how fast police will run after an escaping pastry [Dumbass]

Thursday 12 May 19:53:55 UTC 2016

Dumbass [link] [18 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Seattle City Light 1, Seattle raccoons 38778 [Scary]

Thursday 12 May 19:53:53 UTC 2016

Scary [link] [14 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » "Can you hear me now? Yes? Well, I'm locked in a vault" [Dumbass]

Thursday 12 May 19:49:55 UTC 2016

Dumbass [link] [18 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » Samsung Creates a Concept Surfboard That Displays Messages From a Smartphone

Thursday 12 May 19:30:00 UTC 2016

The board features an LED display for Twitter and weather updates. [Link]

FMyLife » Phycheledic says FML

Thursday 12 May 19:29:47 UTC 2016

Today, I was volunteering at the daycare in my area. When this one kid was leaving, he asked his mom, "Why is she so ugly?" FML [Link]

FMyLife » Anonymous says FML

Thursday 12 May 19:29:46 UTC 2016

Today, my boyfriend was extremely angry. He found a naked photograph of me online that he thought I'd been sending to other guys. It wasn't me. FML [Link]

Fark.com RSS » …and now for the first time in two years, climbers have reached the top of Mount Everest [Cool]

Thursday 12 May 18:59:41 UTC 2016

Cool [link] [42 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Drew talks about Facebook trending, news aggregation, and how a website could manipulate the system to fix elections. (Link goes to commercial-free raw audio) [Scary]

Thursday 12 May 18:55:17 UTC 2016

Scary [link] [75 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » The Best Amazon Deals We Could Find Today, May 12

Thursday 12 May 18:41:27 UTC 2016

As a recurring feature, our team combs the Web and shares some amazing Amazon deals we’ve turned up. Here’s what caught our eye today, May 12. [Link]

Mental Floss » Sam's the Man

Thursday 12 May 18:41:09 UTC 2016

[Link]

Mental Floss » Master a Handstand in 3 Simple Steps

Thursday 12 May 18:30:00 UTC 2016

Handstands may seem like a move best left to gymnasts and super-yogis. But really, you don't have to have Olympian genes or spend all your free time in a yoga studio to learn how to do them. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Pope Francis to start a focus group to discuss female priesthood [Cool]

Thursday 12 May 18:06:09 UTC 2016

Cool [link] [92 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » Flip Through Thomas Jefferson’s 18th Century Wine Records

Thursday 12 May 18:00:00 UTC 2016

He kept meticulous accounts of his financial transactions. [Link]

Mental Floss » Watch a Breathtaking Timelapse of Patagonia in 8K Resolution

Thursday 12 May 17:30:00 UTC 2016

This beautiful video may be too much for your computer to handle. [Link]

Mental Floss » The Last Lines of Famous Novels

Thursday 12 May 17:24:32 UTC 2016

Take the quiz! [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Russia furious that the US activated an anti-ballistic missile system installed in Romania. Not that Russia had any actual plans to nuke Romania or anything, it was just kinda nice to know the option was always there [Followup]

Thursday 12 May 17:10:10 UTC 2016

Followup [link] [105 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » Is Your Health App Telling You the Truth?

Thursday 12 May 17:00:00 UTC 2016

Why your vital signs may be off the mark. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Want to sue the Chinese company that manufactured the dog food that poisoned your pup or the dry wall that sickened your kids? Sorry, since they are partially state-owned, they are claiming "sovereign immunity" in U.S. courts, and it's wo

Thursday 12 May 16:58:09 UTC 2016

Scary [link] [153 comments] [Link]

FMyLife » shrutisoma says FML

Thursday 12 May 16:54:44 UTC 2016

Today, I was at work when a customer came up to me and asked where and what I used to get my tan. I'm Indian. FML [Link]

FMyLife » Joseflloyd says FML

Thursday 12 May 16:52:02 UTC 2016

Today, I finally got up the nerve to ask a girl at my school for her number. As I was typing it into my phone, she pointed out the giant booger firmly attached to my sleeve. FML [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Rodrigo "Donald Trump" Duterte, the newly elected genocidal president of the Philippines, wants to personally apologize to the Pope for calling him a "son of a biatch." But not for all the death squads and whatnot; he'll pardon hi

Thursday 12 May 16:34:54 UTC 2016

Followup [link] [86 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » 13 Items Labeled “American” in Other Countries

Thursday 12 May 16:30:00 UTC 2016

America is a worldwide brand of sorts, but it doesn’t carry the same connotations everywhere. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » MH370: Never forget. At least CNN hasn't [Followup]

Thursday 12 May 16:25:09 UTC 2016

Followup [link] [18 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Well, it's official: babies are little monsters who will put anything in their mouths just to mess with you [Scary]

Thursday 12 May 16:20:02 UTC 2016

Scary [link] [48 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » 13 Little-Known Punctuation Marks We Should Be Using

Thursday 12 May 16:10:36 UTC 2016

Because sometimes periods, commas, colons, semi-colons, dashes, hyphens, apostrophes, question marks, exclamation points, quotation marks, brackets, parentheses, braces, and ellipses won't do. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Come on, people, stop throwing bleach on the Great Barrier Reef [Sad]

Thursday 12 May 16:01:49 UTC 2016

Sad [link] [53 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » Bad Dreams: When Bobby Ewing Returned to 'Dallas'

Thursday 12 May 16:00:00 UTC 2016

Patrick Duffy swore his oil tycoon character was gone for good. Nearly doubling his salary changed his mind. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » In case you were wondering what happened to the Fort McMurray beer-loving pig, fear not he has been found safe and sound [Hero]

Thursday 12 May 15:59:05 UTC 2016

Hero [link] [25 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Beware graffiti artists, China is watching you when you are on Mount Everest [PSA]

Thursday 12 May 15:52:01 UTC 2016

PSA [link] [12 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » The Mind Reader Who Was Killed By His Own Autopsy

Thursday 12 May 15:30:00 UTC 2016

Washington Irving Bishop probably didn't see this coming. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Man admits a roadside shooting in Idaho has something in common with the Jerry Springer Show and pro wrestling [Dumbass]

Thursday 12 May 15:29:26 UTC 2016

Dumbass [link] [20 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Congress approves Arlington burials for Pistol Packin' Mamas [Hero]

Thursday 12 May 15:25:03 UTC 2016

Hero [link] [67 comments] [Link]

FMyLife » I write sins not other people's essays says FML

Thursday 12 May 15:13:16 UTC 2016

Today, my mom woke me up in the middle of the night to make me help my brother write an essay. I read what he wrote so far, gave him my suggestions, and went back to bed. She woke me up 30 mins later because he just sat and stared at his paper instead of fixing anything. Somehow that's my … [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Former FDA head says that the opioid epidemic is one of the "great mistakes of modern medicine", just after the advent of the HMO, the Veterans Administration and Dr. Oz [Fail]

Thursday 12 May 15:11:26 UTC 2016

Fail [link] [116 comments] [Link]

FMyLife » SoulStormIV says FML

Thursday 12 May 15:03:12 UTC 2016

Today, I thought it would be nice to take my obese dog for a walk, since she hasn't had one in a long time. She was doing great, until we were about a mile from our house. She plopped down on the ground and wouldn't move. Nobody was home so I had to carry her all the way back to … [Link]

Mental Floss » Puma Built a Speedy Self-Driving Robot to Help Athletes Train

Thursday 12 May 15:00:00 UTC 2016

Would you perform better with this four-wheeled gadget at your side? [Link]

FMyLife » superb12345 says FML

Thursday 12 May 14:50:53 UTC 2016

Today, my parents posted nasty comments about each other on Facebook. I think they might secretly be 12 year-olds. FML [Link]

Fark.com RSS » You know you were a good teacher when your letter against too much testing that you wrote to your students seventeen years ago is still being read reverently in the classroom today. "The scorers don't know you. And there are many ways of bein

Thursday 12 May 14:33:02 UTC 2016

Sappy [link] [62 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » 13 Facts About 'Scandal'

Thursday 12 May 14:30:00 UTC 2016

Suit up, gladiators. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Accidentally had sex with one of my friends while we were in London recently. We are still having sex even though our other friends have no idea. I think I may be falling in love with her. What's the best way to tell our friends? [Advice]

Thursday 12 May 14:24:32 UTC 2016

Advice [link] [517 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Security guard in Florida accidentally shot himself in the leg while waiting for a job interview. Or as it's called in Florida, "on the job training" [Florida]

Thursday 12 May 14:00:23 UTC 2016

Florida [link] [46 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » What Was the Most Profitable Contractual Loophole in History?

Thursday 12 May 14:00:00 UTC 2016

An answer from our friends at Quora. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Fark Store Daily Deal: Pay What You Want: Microsoft Office training. Excel, Word, Power Point, Access, Outlook – learn the tools and full functionality for each program. (Sponsored Link) [Plug]

Thursday 12 May 13:45:53 UTC 2016

Plug [link] [4 comments] [Link]

FMyLife » Toothach says FML

Thursday 12 May 13:38:00 UTC 2016

Today, I went to my dentist's appointment with huge anxiety because I had to get a filling. Last week, I paid $120 to be told I needed this filling. This time, I paid $80 to be told my teeth are fine. Each visit lasted all of 5 minutes. FML [Link]

Overheard In The Office » Never Wear Girl Keds in Pennsylvania, Guys

Thursday 12 May 13:35:25 UTC 2016

50-something coworker: Oh, tell him your cross-dressing story!
20-something coworker: Which one?
50-something coworker: The one from the weekend!
20-something coworker: Oh, right! Jenkintown, Pennsylvania Overheard by: Good Weekend, Huh? [Link]

Mental Floss » This 'Stick and Shoot' Camera Gives Selfie-Lovers a Whole New Angle

Thursday 12 May 13:30:00 UTC 2016

Podo is a remote-controlled camera that sticks to most surfaces. [Link]

FMyLife » Jpev says FML

Thursday 12 May 13:09:16 UTC 2016

Today, my girlfriend and I were walking back to my car after a long day of work. A large SUV had parked next to mine, so I jokingly said to my girlfriend, "What do you think they're compensating for?" That's when the couple behind us unlocked their vehicle. FML [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Photoshop this public address [Photoshop]

Thursday 12 May 13:00:01 UTC 2016

Photoshop [link] [28 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » You Can Help Finance a New 'RoboCop' Documentary

Thursday 12 May 13:00:00 UTC 2016

We’ll crowdfund that for a dollar. [Link]

Mental Floss » 12 Behind-the-Scenes Secrets of Pharmacists

Thursday 12 May 12:30:00 UTC 2016

Think twice before making a scene at the pick-up window: They have a naughty list. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Because nothing instills self-esteem in a young teen girl quite like taking her to a salon so she can get all that ugly, disgusting, boy-repelling peach fuzz removed from her arms. "You want to give them every opportunity to feel confident" [

Thursday 12 May 12:17:59 UTC 2016

Silly [link] [141 comments] [Link]

FMyLife » anon mom says FML

Thursday 12 May 12:06:05 UTC 2016

Today, my 9 year-old daughter had really bad constipation. When I took her to the doctor, he had to 'break it up' with a gloved finger, and then he sent me home with directions on how to administer an enema. I do not recommend trying to give an enema to a kid that doesn't want one. FML [Link]

Mental Floss » Watch John Carpenter Play the Theme From 'Escape From New York'

Thursday 12 May 12:00:00 UTC 2016

The Carpenter family band is about to go on tour. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » George Zimmerman to auction off his penis [Sick]

Thursday 12 May 11:48:59 UTC 2016

Sick [link] [521 comments] [Link]

Weird Universe » Mystery Illustration 20

Thursday 12 May 11:45:47 UTC 2016

Why is this woman encased like this?

The answer is here. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Old and busted: Cat stuck in a tree. New hotness: Woman stuck in a tree [Florida]

Thursday 12 May 11:42:21 UTC 2016

Florida [link] [50 comments] [Link]

Weird Universe » Anti-Aging Gin

Thursday 12 May 11:30:23 UTC 2016

Drinking alcohol might make the people you're with seem younger, funnier, and more attractive. However, Warner Leisure Hotels has commissioned the first drink that supposedly has an anti-aging effect on the drinker. It's "anti-aging gin," which is being marketed as Anti-Agin.

The gin is described as being "For those that want to do everything they can to stay young, but … [Link]

Mental Floss » Study Finds Human and Rat DNA (Among Other Things) in Burgers

Thursday 12 May 11:30:00 UTC 2016

Genetic analysis of 258 burger and veggie burger samples revealed some alarming results. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » It doesn't matter whether we know them personally, or what we think of how this happened, or how many miles separate us – there are people and pets who NEED us. Please donate to the Alberta Fires Appeal. The Province is matching donations. DIT [P

Thursday 12 May 11:25:49 UTC 2016

Plug [link] [25 comments] [Link]

FMyLife » yamuda says FML

Thursday 12 May 11:24:33 UTC 2016

Today, I walked into the kitchen to see my dad peeing into a cup. We made eye contact and he quickly threw the cup into the sink. Not one word has been spoken about what happened, and I saw my mom use the same cup later on that day. FML [Link]

Mental Floss » Sam's the Man

Thursday 12 May 11:15:00 UTC 2016

[Link]

Fark.com RSS » As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly through the windshield of a transit bus [Strange]

Thursday 12 May 11:00:01 UTC 2016

Strange [link] [17 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » These Glossy Cakes Look Too Perfect to Be Real

Thursday 12 May 11:00:00 UTC 2016

Almost too pretty to eat. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » No capes [Hero]

Thursday 12 May 10:58:59 UTC 2016

Hero [link] [47 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Wildfire that started in Mexico has now crossed over into the US. This kind of thing won't happen once Trump is president [Interesting]

Thursday 12 May 10:45:59 UTC 2016

Interesting [link] [26 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » 11 Craven Words for Cowards

Thursday 12 May 10:30:00 UTC 2016

The concept of cowardice is an old one, and there are many now-obscure words for, as Yosemite Sam might put it, lowdown yellow-bellies. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Billboard companies are rejecting an atheist group advertisement mocking a Noah's Ark themed amusement park as "Genocide and Incest Park: Celebrating 2,000 years of myths" [Obvious]

Thursday 12 May 10:29:35 UTC 2016

Obvious [link] [168 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » When you're whining to a tow truck driver about how he should do his job, then post a negative review on their Facebook page, prepare to be called a "retarded piece of shiat" by the company's owner [Asinine]

Thursday 12 May 10:29:00 UTC 2016

Asinine [link] [48 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Colorado city's social media exercise fails massively by accidentally tweeting to the public about the fake train carrying toxic chemicals that didn't crash into the school [Fail]

Thursday 12 May 10:23:17 UTC 2016

Fail [link] [6 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Shut. Down. Olympic. Everything. Okay, we know we can't do that, but could we at least not bring 500,000 hosts into the hot zone and disperse them around the planet two weeks later? [Scary]

Thursday 12 May 9:46:59 UTC 2016

Scary [link] [81 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » Morning Cup of Links: Mercury in Transit

Thursday 12 May 9:30:00 UTC 2016

Great links to start a great day! [Link]

GraphJam » Peanut Butter/Jelly Sandwich Consumption

Thursday 12 May 8:50:08 UTC 2016

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GraphJam » What someone means when they say "I'll let you know."

Thursday 12 May 8:50:07 UTC 2016

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GraphJam » High School

Thursday 12 May 8:50:06 UTC 2016

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GraphJam » Da nomz chart

Thursday 12 May 8:50:05 UTC 2016

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Thursday 12 May 8:50:04 UTC 2016

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Thursday 12 May 8:50:03 UTC 2016

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Thursday 12 May 8:50:02 UTC 2016

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GraphJam » Cute Girl At The Register

Thursday 12 May 8:50:01 UTC 2016

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GraphJam » What I watch when an advertisement plays before a video clip

Thursday 12 May 8:50:00 UTC 2016

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GraphJam » What to put in a teen novel to make it popular:

Thursday 12 May 8:49:59 UTC 2016

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GraphJam » Shark Week

Thursday 12 May 8:49:58 UTC 2016

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GraphJam » Stickiness

Thursday 12 May 8:49:57 UTC 2016

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Thursday 12 May 8:49:56 UTC 2016

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GraphJam » What people do with tictacs

Thursday 12 May 8:49:55 UTC 2016

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GraphJam » What I Watch On Netflix

Thursday 12 May 8:49:54 UTC 2016

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GraphJam » What you're thinking on a plane

Thursday 12 May 8:49:53 UTC 2016

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GraphJam » People Who Use Macs

Thursday 12 May 8:49:52 UTC 2016

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Thursday 12 May 8:49:51 UTC 2016

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Thursday 12 May 8:49:50 UTC 2016

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GraphJam » What patients are willing to do about their heart disease concerns

Thursday 12 May 8:49:49 UTC 2016

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GraphJam » Voldemort's Time

Thursday 12 May 8:49:48 UTC 2016

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GraphJam » THINGS YOU DO IN SUMMER

Thursday 12 May 8:49:47 UTC 2016

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GraphJam » When do the TV remote's batteries run out?

Thursday 12 May 8:49:46 UTC 2016

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GraphJam » How much acting do I need to…

Thursday 12 May 8:49:45 UTC 2016

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Thursday 12 May 8:49:44 UTC 2016

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GraphJam » Truer Than I'd Like to Admit

Thursday 12 May 8:49:43 UTC 2016

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GraphJam » Why Women Cry

Thursday 12 May 8:49:42 UTC 2016

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GraphJam » What Soccer players do when they recieve a red card

Thursday 12 May 8:49:41 UTC 2016

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GraphJam » Why you didn't get cast in the play at my university

Thursday 12 May 8:49:40 UTC 2016

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GraphJam » Untitled

Thursday 12 May 8:49:39 UTC 2016

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Thursday 12 May 8:49:38 UTC 2016

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GraphJam » Unacceptability of Republican Candidates, 2016

Thursday 12 May 8:49:37 UTC 2016

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GraphJam » Contents of Rap Song Lyrics

Thursday 12 May 8:49:36 UTC 2016

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GraphJam » How Much it Hurts

Thursday 12 May 8:49:35 UTC 2016

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Thursday 12 May 8:49:34 UTC 2016

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GraphJam » Yu-Gi-Oh! Time Spent Pie Chart

Thursday 12 May 8:49:33 UTC 2016

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Thursday 12 May 8:49:32 UTC 2016

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GraphJam » The History of Windows

Thursday 12 May 8:49:31 UTC 2016

In this interesting infographic you will discover everything you ever wanted to know about the history of Microsoft Windows. Graph by: neomam (via www.microsofttraining.net) Share on Facebook [Link]

GraphJam » Facebook's population demographics Cleverness Here

Thursday 12 May 8:49:30 UTC 2016

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GraphJam » Pics on FunnyJunk

Thursday 12 May 8:49:29 UTC 2016

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GraphJam » What Woman Talk About

Thursday 12 May 8:49:28 UTC 2016

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Thursday 12 May 8:49:27 UTC 2016

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GraphJam » How Long People Will Care After You Die

Thursday 12 May 8:49:26 UTC 2016

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GraphJam » Things you see

Thursday 12 May 8:49:25 UTC 2016

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GraphJam » Movie Subtitles

Thursday 12 May 8:49:23 UTC 2016

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GraphJam » Volume levels on TV

Thursday 12 May 8:49:22 UTC 2016

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GraphJam » Fear of a Tsunami in Hawaii

Thursday 12 May 8:49:21 UTC 2016

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GraphJam » Arm Falls Asleep

Thursday 12 May 8:49:20 UTC 2016

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Mental Floss » 14 Navigable Facts About the Erie Canal

Thursday 12 May 8:30:00 UTC 2016

It was designed by amateurs. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » FBI director blames rise in violent crime on cell phone owners because police are too scared to catch criminals because they might end up on a viral video [Facepalm]

Thursday 12 May 8:00:35 UTC 2016

Facepalm [link] [88 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Prisoners in North Korean labor camps are forced to wear diapers as they work because they are denied bathroom breaks. Oh, my bad, that should say "Workers in U.S. poultry plants" at the beginning [Sick]

Thursday 12 May 7:35:32 UTC 2016

Sick [link] [112 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » Introducing the Floating Hammock of Your Vacation Dreams

Thursday 12 May 7:30:00 UTC 2016

For when you want to be lazy (and dry) out on the water. [Link]

FMyLife » echo says FML

Thursday 12 May 6:59:46 UTC 2016

Today, I offered my friend $150 to drop my girl and me off for at the airport. He's poor, so I try to help him out by paying for rides. My girl being with me, I asked him not to smoke weed while driving. He turned down the job because he needs a minimum of two blunts for the trip. … [Link]

FMyLife » stop_crying says FML

Thursday 12 May 6:55:04 UTC 2016

Today, a twelve year-old girl was better at calming down my six month-old baby on the bus than me. FML [Link]

FMyLife » belladonna1025 says FML

Thursday 12 May 6:49:38 UTC 2016

Today, a customer came up to me with a can of ground black pepper and asked me what the ingredients were. FML [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Should Martians have equal rights? Well, maybe, but keep them out of our bathrooms [Interesting]

Thursday 12 May 6:41:34 UTC 2016

Interesting [link] [53 comments] [Link]

Futility Closet » A Rolling Lemon

Thursday 12 May 6:30:38 UTC 2016

My lousy car has an odometer without 4s — in every position, the counter advances from 3 directly to 5. For example, when it read 000039 I drove one mile and watched it roll over to 000050. Today the odometer reads 002005. How many miles has the car actually traveled? SelectClick for Answer Because it’s using 9 digits, the odometer … [Link]

Mental Floss » Study Suggests Screen Reading Makes Us Lose the Big Picture

Thursday 12 May 6:30:00 UTC 2016

Our comprehension seems to be better when we read from the printed page. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Crappiest way to get high EVER [Sick]

Thursday 12 May 5:43:18 UTC 2016

Sick [link] [93 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » UK Architecture Students Design Burning Man Sculptures in Class

Thursday 12 May 5:30:00 UTC 2016

It's a great place to try out radical ideas. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Drew Curtis seen licking road at scene of horrific accident [Amusing]

Thursday 12 May 5:24:17 UTC 2016

Amusing [link] [16 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » The best argument for increasing support to families with severely disabled children that you'll ever read [Sad]

Thursday 12 May 4:37:40 UTC 2016

Sad [link] [82 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » Algorithm Transfers Famous Artists' Styles to Scenes from Movies

Thursday 12 May 4:30:00 UTC 2016

A group of researchers at Germany’s University of Freiburg have created a computer algorithm that can mimic the style of any visual artist, and transpose it onto a movie scene. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Theme of Farktography Contest No. 575: "Happy Farktography Anniversary 11" Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme [Farktography]

Thursday 12 May 4:01:00 UTC 2016

Farktography [link] [46 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » "Well, this is your problem right here" [Dumbass]

Thursday 12 May 2:34:17 UTC 2016

Dumbass [link] [78 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » "Watts then locked himself in the bathroom and screamed and pounded on the door. He also demanded hugs from flight attendants" [Dumbass]

Thursday 12 May 2:10:20 UTC 2016

Dumbass [link] [57 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » HERPDEDERPDEDERPDE *bluescreenofdeath* BLALALALALAGALLLL mlem [Amusing]

Thursday 12 May 2:05:21 UTC 2016

Amusing [link] [51 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » To be honest, though, who could have imagined having cement and tire sealer injected into your face would turn out to be a bad idea? [Obvious]

Thursday 12 May 2:02:17 UTC 2016

Obvious [link] [38 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » Feeling Like Yourself at Work is Good for Business—But Takes Time

Thursday 12 May 2:00:00 UTC 2016

A recent study suggests that most employees feel like their "authentic selves" at work after two to three months. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Russian police are training corgis for law enforcement work- beyond bounty hunting, that is [Amusing]

Thursday 12 May 1:47:21 UTC 2016

Amusing [link] [31 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Meet Suzy and Joe. She's a free-spirited sexagenarian who questioned authority and owned a jazz club in old Detroit. He's a free-thinking creative entrepreneur looking to people like himself to help revive Detroit. How will these two EVER get

Thursday 12 May 1:41:20 UTC 2016

Obvious [link] [38 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Commander Riker found too crazy to stand trial [Obvious]

Thursday 12 May 1:40:17 UTC 2016

Obvious [link] [74 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Otisburg? [Followup]

Thursday 12 May 1:28:20 UTC 2016

Followup [link] [37 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Man refuses to stick penis in crazy, ends poorly [Strange]

Thursday 12 May 1:10:17 UTC 2016

Strange [link] [48 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » College Students Use X-Rays to Reveal the Contents of a Mysterious Locked Box

Thursday 12 May 1:00:00 UTC 2016

For about five years, curators at Philadelphia’s Mütter Museum wondered what was inside a donated wooden chest. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Florida woman beats Florida man for buying the wrong flowers for Mother's Day … Wait, that means there's a Florida kid out there somewhere [Florida]

Thursday 12 May 0:41:21 UTC 2016

Florida [link] [20 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Guess who just took credit for Budweiser's panderrific name-change? Hint: He thinks the new cans are gonna be YOOOODGE [Followup]

Thursday 12 May 0:35:22 UTC 2016

Followup [link] [75 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » As it turns out, sometimes PETA is good at trolling [Weird]

Thursday 12 May 0:33:21 UTC 2016

Weird [link] [33 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Volunteers battle to save baby whale stranded on Spanish beach, fighting heat, tides and constant "I'm an American Citizen" complaints [Misc]

Thursday 12 May 0:29:35 UTC 2016

Misc [link] [11 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » 8 Unexpected Food and Beverage Trails Around the World

Thursday 12 May 0:14:14 UTC 2016

Dig in and drink up! [Link]

Mental Floss » Your Old iPod Could Earn You Thousands on eBay

Thursday 12 May 0:14:13 UTC 2016

First generation iPods are listed for up to $20,000. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Photoshop this cloud somewhere useful [Photoshop]

Thursday 12 May 0:00:01 UTC 2016

Photoshop [link] [20 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » London Man Transforms Old Phone Booth Into a Pop-Up Salad Shop

Thursday 12 May 0:00:00 UTC 2016

It may sound like a gimmick, but it's actually part of a bigger business scheme designed to encourage business and revitalize unused phone boxes. [Link]

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