John Gordon Ross

A Man for All Reasons

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Whittle It a Little, It’ll Fit

Odds and sods I look at regularly, just because they amuse me. I hope they do the same for you. Incidentally, I found this page’s title on Greg Ross’s Futility Closet (it’s somewhere on this page) in a mini-article which also includes the delightful sentence in Icelandic: Barbara Ara bar Ara araba bara rabbabara. Ross points out that this, “besides being fun to say, is spelled with only three letters. It means “Barbara, daughter of Ari, brought only rhubarb to Ari the Arab.”

Fark.com RSS » Turns out God really is just an old man with a white beard. Well, mostly white if you don't count the wine stains [Florida]

Monday 26 October 23:58:51 UTC 2015

Florida [link] [39 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Yo dawg, I heard you hate scammers, so I scam victims of scammers so you get scammed after you get scammed [Sad]

Monday 26 October 23:40:57 UTC 2015

Sad [link] [29 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » The First Woman to Hike the Appalachian Trail Was 67 Years Old

Monday 26 October 23:30:00 UTC 2015

She told her daughter, “If those men can do it, I can do it.” [Link]

Fark.com RSS » A resident with a spear chased a sword-wielding burglar through several yards. Difficulty: Not the latest episode of Game of Thrones [Strange]

Monday 26 October 23:17:22 UTC 2015

Strange [link] [33 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » In twenty years, 50% of the lions in East and West Africa could be lost. Don't they have cell phones? [Sad]

Monday 26 October 23:09:53 UTC 2015

Sad [link] [26 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » The Plan to Build a Sustainable City From Bamboo

Monday 26 October 23:00:00 UTC 2015

This design could be used to house an urban community of over 200,000. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Woman shot in foot by her dog. *TRIGGER WARNING* [Fail]

Monday 26 October 22:48:49 UTC 2015

Fail [link] [43 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » In Somerset, no one can hear you make a life-size Alien Queen in your living room [Cool]

Monday 26 October 22:39:44 UTC 2015

Cool [link] [31 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » Play Scents Like Music on The Museum of Food and Drink’s New Smell Synthesizer

Monday 26 October 22:37:24 UTC 2015

The smells range from pleasant odors like “coconut” to overpowering aromas like “nail polish remover." [Link]

Fark.com RSS » After taking it from both ends in the last federal Canadian election, party toys with the idea of shortening their name to just 'DP' [Interesting]

Monday 26 October 22:25:48 UTC 2015

Interesting [link] [41 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » *knock knock* "Open up, police. We know you're in there and you say you're unhappy. We'll fix that" [Creepy]

Monday 26 October 22:13:41 UTC 2015

Creepy [link] [39 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » This restaurant protected by Smith and Wesson. And Davis, Peterson, Miller, Johnson, Markovic, Randall…really any armed customer will do [Weird]

Monday 26 October 22:00:51 UTC 2015

Weird [link] [40 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » 11 Vengeful Facts About ‘Oldboy’

Monday 26 October 22:00:00 UTC 2015

We’ve all been there: imprisoned in a hotel room for 15 years without explanation, then set free and given a chance to find our tormenters… [Link]

The Onion » American Voices: Florida Ends Bear Hunting Season After 2 Days

Monday 26 October 21:43:00 UTC 2015

Florida officials have announced the end of the 2015 bear hunting season, a hotly debated event that was initiated to curb Florida’s growing black bear population but lasted only two days before the official limit of 320 harvested bears was reached and regional quotas were surpassed. What do you think?
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Fark.com RSS » "New York City has rats, Portland has its raccoons, but only in Alaska is 'moose' a verb, as in getting 'moosed out' of your house" [Interesting]

Monday 26 October 21:36:13 UTC 2015

Interesting [link] [50 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » This Frog Escapes Danger by Running Toward It

Monday 26 October 21:30:00 UTC 2015

Sometimes the best, or even only, solution to a problem is a counterintuitive one. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Coal mine rediscovered under San Francisco, allowing it to finally be just like West Virginia, except with diversity, great food, beautiful weather, iconic tourist attractions, famous residents, gorgeous beachfront, and teeth [Interesting]

Monday 26 October 21:08:31 UTC 2015

Interesting [link] [101 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » Lionfish Continue Their Invasion of the East Coast's Warm Waters

Monday 26 October 21:00:00 UTC 2015

How exactly did this ethereal-looking tropical fish go from tank to trouble? [Link]

Mental Floss » Ukrainian Sculptor Transforms Lenin Monument Into Darth Vader

Monday 26 October 20:30:00 UTC 2015

The artist created a statue that better reflects current Ukrainian politics. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Photoshop this hair thief [Photoshop]

Monday 26 October 20:00:01 UTC 2015

Photoshop [link] [17 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » 25 Wild Facts About Alaska

Monday 26 October 20:00:00 UTC 2015

12. In theory, it would be possible for some Alaskans to see Russia from their houses. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Some people are born jerks, some people achieve jerkishness, and some people have jerkishness thrust upon them. For these customers, it was all three [CSB]

Monday 26 October 19:54:28 UTC 2015

CSB [link] [118 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » You know that hot blonde you are chatting up at the bar? Well she might have been a bearded, hairy, overweight Marine at some point [Spiffy]

Monday 26 October 19:37:19 UTC 2015

Spiffy [link] [157 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » The Missing Links: How to Survive a Falling Elevator

Monday 26 October 19:30:00 UTC 2015

A Handy How-To: Surviving An Elevator in Free-Fall * “Quoth… the RaVEN. NEVERmore.” That’s my best way of approximating Christopher Walken’s famous delivery style in writing. Get the real thing by listening to him reciting Poe’s classic tale. * This crispy little snack has seen some things. A cracker found inside the Titanic—that somehow survived all these years underwater—has now … [Link]

The Onion » Sportsgraphic: NFL Week Seven Winners And Losers

Monday 26 October 19:24:00 UTC 2015

Onion Sports presents its winners and losers from week seven of the NFL season: Winners
Ryan Mallett: Didn’t have to endure Houston Texans organization for a few hours after missing the team flight to Miami
Andrew Luck: Slowly learning all the softest patches of turf to land on at Lucas Oil Stadium
Yahoo: Provided one of 348 live streams of …


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The Onion » News in Brief: Weary Nation Says One Or Two More Divisive Issues Should Finish It Off

Monday 26 October 19:21:00 UTC 2015

WASHINGTON—Saying it was “probably just a matter of months now,” weary citizens across the U.S. confirmed Monday that it should only take one or two more divisive issues to finally finish it off. “Given the way things are now, all we need is some controversial trade policy or maybe a local police abuse case to blow up on the national … [Link]

Fark.com RSS » "Study finds medication errors, adverse drug events in one out of two surgeries studied." So please, find another hospital [Scary]

Monday 26 October 19:11:46 UTC 2015

Scary [link] [58 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » Einstein-Inspired Clock Uses Sand to Show the Passing of Time

Monday 26 October 19:00:00 UTC 2015

Read the patterns in the sand to tell the time. [Link]

The Oatmeal – Comics, Quizzes, & Stories » Having a baby VS having a cat

Monday 26 October 18:52:00 UTC 2015

Having a baby VS having a catView [Link]

Futility Closet » Near and Far

Monday 26 October 18:45:21 UTC 2015

More proverbs from around the world: A lover should be regarded as a person demented. (Roman) Great politeness means “I want something.” (Chinese) Large desire is endless poverty. (India) A short rest is always good. (Danish) A stumble is not a fall. (Haitian) Abroad one has a hundred eyes, at home not one. (German) The church is near, but the … [Link]

Mental Floss » 10 Ways to Make Your Flight More Comfortable

Monday 26 October 18:43:16 UTC 2015

Just because you're confined to your seat, it doesn’t mean you have to be uncomfortable. Some basic tricks will help ease you through your trip. [Link]

Mental Floss » From Donation Bin to Sotheby's: How a Rare 19th-Century Bible Almost Got Away

Monday 26 October 18:43:06 UTC 2015

By Ben Marks On his first day as a volunteer for the Friends of Knight Memorial Library, in March of 2014, John Marks (no relation) was asked to help finalize prices for 200 books and sets that had been selected and pre-priced for one of the library’s twice-annual, vintage-book sales. One of these was a five-volume, 19th-century Torah, grandly titled … [Link]

Mental Floss » Delicious Meals Knit From Wool

Monday 26 October 18:43:04 UTC 2015

Brb, I’ll be making dinner for the next…six months. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » It's gotten so bad in Ukraine you can't even drive to a polling station without The Man hassling you for not having papers for your pet wookie [Followup]

Monday 26 October 18:04:09 UTC 2015

Followup [link] [36 comments] [Link]

FMyLife » missPiggy says FML

Monday 26 October 18:01:25 UTC 2015

Today, a colleague found out that I struggled with anorexia when young. After ranting about how it's a silly 'Women's disease', he renamed me 'Miss Piggy' and made oinking noises every time I ate something. FML [Link]

FMyLife » Anonymous says FML

Monday 26 October 18:01:24 UTC 2015

Today, after finishing a bottle and a half of pure cranberry juice to flush my bladder for a possible infection, I've been spewing liquid shits all day, my asshole burns and it hurts to sit. FML [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Providence, RI and 9 other horrible places to live during a zombie apocalypse [Silly]

Monday 26 October 17:32:28 UTC 2015

Silly [link] [127 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » 9 Mournful Facts About Edgar Allan Poe’s "The Raven"

Monday 26 October 17:30:00 UTC 2015

“Once upon a midnight dreary” begins "The Raven," setting the mood for one of the most recognizable poems written in English. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » I have no idea what you're talking about so here's a NYC pigeon wearing a bagel [Weird]

Monday 26 October 17:10:28 UTC 2015

Weird [link] [51 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Wild and crazy guy shot in head with arrow at costume party [Scary]

Monday 26 October 17:00:01 UTC 2015

Scary [link] [48 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » These LED Bulbs Were Made to Resemble Vintage Incandescents

Monday 26 October 17:00:00 UTC 2015

Easy on the eyes and your electric bill. [Link]

The Onion » Editorial Cartoon: Antisocial Studies

Monday 26 October 16:45:00 UTC 2015


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The Onion » News in Brief: Guard Gives Death Row Inmate Every Chance To End Life Before They Try New Execution Drug On Him

Monday 26 October 16:42:00 UTC 2015

CHILLICOTHE, OH—Noting that the effects of the untested chemical combination remain unknown, Chillicothe Correctional Institution guard Matt Bozarth told reporters Monday he is giving an inmate on death row every chance to end his life before the facility tries out new execution drugs on him. “It’ll still be a few weeks before the state gets ahold of enough drugs for … [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Fark NotNewsletter: Announcing something cool coming up next week [FarkBlog]

Monday 26 October 16:36:23 UTC 2015

FarkBlog [link] [69 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » Tiny Cat Figurines Are a Great Substitute for Fortunes

Monday 26 October 16:30:00 UTC 2015

Felines are the new fortunes. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Everyone's a critic, but if your modern art exhibit gets mistakenly thrown away by the cleaning crew, maybe you should listen to more criticism [Fail]

Monday 26 October 16:28:53 UTC 2015

Fail [link] [197 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » How Some of the First Plastic Contacts Were Made

Monday 26 October 16:00:00 UTC 2015

A newsreel shows what life was like for contacts-wearers before the invention of soft and breathable lenses. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Wrong: Hiding among spectators and joining the marathon near the finish. Fark: Coming in second [Fail]

Monday 26 October 15:59:02 UTC 2015

Fail [link] [88 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » The textbook is dead. Long live the internet [Unlikely]

Monday 26 October 15:38:06 UTC 2015

Unlikely [link] [74 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » Click the Only Three…

Monday 26 October 15:30:00 UTC 2015

Take the quiz! [Link]

Mental Floss » 10 Quick Facts About Whippets

Monday 26 October 15:30:00 UTC 2015

Blink once and these fast little pups are gone. Learn more about the spunky English racing dog. [Link]

The Onion » Slideshow: The Week In Pictures – Week Of October 26, 2015

Monday 26 October 15:17:00 UTC 2015


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Fark.com RSS » Scientists identify the "Donald Trump Phenomenon" in monkeys, Margate police mistaken for Bedrock law enforcement, and supporters can no longer "Feel the Chafe": a few of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 10/18 – 10/24 [Fa

Monday 26 October 15:10:14 UTC 2015

FarkBlog [link] [2 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » 7 Sentences That Sound Crazy But Are Still Grammatical

Monday 26 October 15:09:01 UTC 2015

Let's not look at grammar as a cold, harsh mistress. She can also be a fun, kooky aunt. [Link]

Mental Floss » 5 Signs Humans Are Still Evolving

Monday 26 October 15:08:59 UTC 2015

When we think of human evolution, our minds wander back to the thousands of years it took natural selection to produce the modern-day man. But are we still changing as a species, even today? New research suggests that, despite modern technology and industrialization, humans continue to evolve. "It is a common misunderstanding that evolution took place a long time ago, … [Link]

Fark.com RSS » For rent: London flat in good location. 2br, 2ba, pool may need some mowing [Scary]

Monday 26 October 15:06:17 UTC 2015

Scary [link] [43 comments] [Link]

The Onion » American Voices: FCC Lowers Cost Of Prison Calls

Monday 26 October 15:04:00 UTC 2015

The Federal Communications Commission is taking steps to reduce the cost of phone calls to inmates in prison, which currently run as high as $14 a minute but will soon cost a maximum of $1.65 for a 15-minute call, a move that reform groups say will keep families better connected with their loved ones in jail. What do you think? … [Link]

The Onion » News in Brief: Creative Writing Professor Takes Time To Give Every Student Personalized False Hope

Monday 26 October 14:59:00 UTC 2015

CHARLOTTESVILLE, VA—In an effort to help his students develop inaccurate perceptions of their talents, University of Virginia creative writing professor Alan Erickson told reporters Monday that he takes the time to provide each and every one of them with personalized false hope. “Every student is different, and even though there may be 30 of them per class, I feel it’s … [Link]

The Onion » News in Photos: Beijing Fire Department Extinguishes Massive Five-Alarm Burning Cloud Of Smog

Monday 26 October 14:57:00 UTC 2015


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The Onion » News in Brief: China Unable To Recruit Hackers Fast Enough To Keep Up With Vulnerabilities In U.S. Security Systems

Monday 26 October 14:55:00 UTC 2015

BEIJING—Despite devoting countless resources toward rectifying the issue, Chinese government officials announced Monday that the country has struggled to recruit hackers fast enough to keep pace with vulnerabilities in U.S. security systems. “With new weaknesses in U.S. networks popping up every day, we simply don’t have the manpower to effectively exploit every single loophole in their security protocols,” said security … [Link]

The Onion » Infographic: The Pros And Cons Of Artificial Intelligence

Monday 26 October 14:53:00 UTC 2015

As technology advances to the point where machines have almost human-like capabilities, humanity is left to ponder the consequences involved with either advancing or holding back the field of computer sentience. Here are the pros and cons of artificial intelligence: PRO
Wouldn’t be as embarrassed of human race’s progress when aliens make contact
Can be employed to perform dangerous tasks like informing …

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Fark.com RSS » Bloody hell, the UK may finally eliminate the tampon tax [Spiffy]

Monday 26 October 14:52:31 UTC 2015

Spiffy [link] [55 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » If you thought your last United flight into Chicago was bad, take a ride with the NOAA into Hurricane Patricia. Even worse, you know the pilot was having a ball [Scary]

Monday 26 October 14:37:58 UTC 2015

Scary [link] [81 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » Town Weighing Retrial for ‘Witch’ Executed in 1716

Monday 26 October 14:30:00 UTC 2015

Nearly three centuries after her death, Maria Bertoletti Toldini may get a second chance for justice. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Unexpected discovery shows comets contain alcohol and sugar. Which means all we need to do is hit one with a rocket full of strawberries and we'll have an intergalactic daiquiri [Interesting]

Monday 26 October 14:27:55 UTC 2015

Interesting [link] [4 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » How 8 Iconic Horror Movie Villains Were Created

Monday 26 October 14:00:00 UTC 2015

When you know what goes into making them—ping pongs, for example—even the most frightening horror movie monsters become less scary. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Aesthetician praises cryotherapy in a newspaper interview, then dies before the article is published. In the cryotherapy chamber. Awkward [Scary]

Monday 26 October 13:51:54 UTC 2015

Scary [link] [142 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » How Many Trees Are on the Planet?

Monday 26 October 13:30:00 UTC 2015

The answer is much higher than we previously suspected. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Photoshop this lady minding her business [Photoshop]

Monday 26 October 13:00:01 UTC 2015

Photoshop [link] [18 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » This Cube Is Made From Every Collectible Element on Earth

Monday 26 October 13:00:00 UTC 2015

The Holy Grail of geeky desk ornaments. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Disabled man flying back from a disability accessibility conference forced to crawl off a United Airlines plane after no one brought him a wheelchair [Ironic]

Monday 26 October 12:58:44 UTC 2015

Ironic [link] [78 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » The Enduring Tradition of a Houdini Séance on Halloween

Monday 26 October 12:30:00 UTC 2015

If anyone could escape death, it would be Houdini. [Link]

Weird Universe » Mean Stranger Gives Eye Test

Monday 26 October 12:13:33 UTC 2015

Perhaps an ophthalmologist in a bad mood?

The Terre Haute Tribune – June 21, 1949

Man Decides Boy Has Normal Vision
LOS ANGELES, June 21 — Harvey Bornstein, a studious 10-year-old, needed a new pair of horn-rimmed glasses today.
Harvey groped his way into Wilshire police station yesterday to report that a middle-aged man came up and snatched his specs while … [Link]

Mental Floss » 12 Behind-the-Scenes Secrets of Voice Actors

Monday 26 October 12:09:30 UTC 2015

When Bruce Willis is too busy to re-record own breathing, they call in the professionals. [Link]

Mental Floss » Watch Guillermo Del Toro Talk About His Favorite Horror Movies

Monday 26 October 12:00:00 UTC 2015

If you’re looking for some scary movies to watch this Halloween, you can’t go wrong with a few recommendations from director-producer Guillermo del Toro. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Russia may be cutting a series of undersea tubes and ++++CONNECTION LOST++++ [Scary]

Monday 26 October 11:47:55 UTC 2015

Scary [link] [189 comments] [Link]

Weird Universe » Follies of the Madmen #263

Monday 26 October 11:46:27 UTC 2015

The deodorant that combines the crushing force of Niagara Falls with the brutal chemicals of a municipal water-treatment plant. [Link]

Mental Floss » Why Does It Take So Long For Blu-ray Discs To Play?

Monday 26 October 11:30:00 UTC 2015

Pop a Blu-ray movie into a player, and it can take two or three minutes before the film starts. Why? [Link]

Mental Floss » Halloween

Monday 26 October 11:15:00 UTC 2015

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Fark.com RSS » Married bodybuilders would have fed their horses, but they had to be at the gym in 26 minutes [Florida]

Monday 26 October 11:04:17 UTC 2015

Florida [link] [106 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » Meet Ulo the Owl, a Charming Security System

Monday 26 October 11:00:00 UTC 2015

Ulo is a precious little gadget that monitors your house, takes pictures, and keeps you safe—all with the charm of a cartoon owl. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Student shot in butt by "free firing" nutjob at North Carolina Central University. Luckily, cops were there to provide first aid & ambulance. No wait… they pulled his pants off and handcuffed him [Asinine]

Monday 26 October 10:53:47 UTC 2015

Asinine [link] [94 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Authorities cannot say where it happened or who did it, and there are no witnesses, but they are still OUTRAGED that clothes were removed and oh yes, there will be arrests. Maybe stonings [Facepalm]

Monday 26 October 10:35:40 UTC 2015

Facepalm [link] [74 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Remember the famous Vietnam War photo of the young child running and crying after being burned by napalm? After 43 years, she now bravely describes how her life instantly changed [Followup]

Monday 26 October 10:32:53 UTC 2015

Followup [link] [77 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » 6 Scientific Explanations for Ghosts

Monday 26 October 10:30:00 UTC 2015

Are you being haunted, or just dealing with a mold problem? [Link]

Fark.com RSS » The moral of this story is if you have a history of high blood pressure, congestive heart failure and chronic obstructive pulmonary disease then maybe you should skip Space Mountain [Sad]

Monday 26 October 10:25:45 UTC 2015

Sad [link] [30 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Zoning issues forcing you to enroll your children in a different school? That's a lawsuit [Misc]

Monday 26 October 10:16:39 UTC 2015

Misc [link] [50 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Why do corporations keep getting in trouble? Much like real people, they don't learn from history [Obvious]

Monday 26 October 9:56:44 UTC 2015

Obvious [link] [38 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » Morning Cup of Links: Growing Great Pumpkins

Monday 26 October 9:30:52 UTC 2015

The best links to start your day! [Link]

FMyLife » dancincherrychic says FML

Monday 26 October 9:30:07 UTC 2015

Today, I was making sweet potato chips using my new slicer. I didn't mean to make a pinky finger chip as well. FML [Link]

Fark.com RSS » When you go on the Internet, you get instructions to make a homemade shotgun. When you make a homemade shotgun, you're bound to make a mistake. When you make a mistake, you accidentally shoot yourself. Don't make a homemade shotgun [Scary]

Monday 26 October 9:09:38 UTC 2015

Scary [link] [69 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » Diamonds Are This Park's Best Friend

Monday 26 October 9:00:00 UTC 2015

By Andy Wright There is “no such thing" as a “typical day” for Waymon Cox, who works in a state park in Murfeesboro, Arkansas. But the events that upset his routine are not quite the same ones most state park employees grapple with. “Diamonds will come in and we’ll register them, and sometimes we’ll have a large diamond found and … [Link]

Mental Floss » 3 Reasons to Stop Procrastinating

Monday 26 October 8:42:32 UTC 2015

Don't even think of putting off reading this. [Link]

Weird Universe » News of the Weird (October 25, 2015)

Monday 26 October 8:00:12 UTC 2015

News of the Weird
Weirdnuz.M446, October 25, 2015
Copyright 2015 by Chuck Shepherd. All rights reserved.

Lead Story

In October, a Harvard University debate team (three-time recent champions of the American Parliamentary Debate Association) lost a match to a team of prisoners from the maximum-security Eastern New York Correctional Facility. Prison debaters “are held to the exact same standards” as … [Link]

Mental Floss » In Japan, You Can Now Eat Butter Sushi

Monday 26 October 8:00:00 UTC 2015

Just don't ask how many calories are in it. [Link]

FMyLife » Anonymous says FML

Monday 26 October 7:57:53 UTC 2015

Today, I was intently watching my odometer to see it change from 99,999 to 100,000 when I ran into the back of another vehicle. FML [Link]

GraphJam » Start of the Chrismas Season

Monday 26 October 7:48:16 UTC 2015

advent christmas eve fabric halloween january Line Graph merry christmas season september start stores thanskgiving year Graph by: alagaesian Tagged: advent , christmas eve , fabric , halloween , january , Line Graph , merry christmas , season , september , start , stores , thanskgiving , year Share on Facebook [Link]

GraphJam » Number of Working Whiteboard Markers in the Conference Room, by color

Monday 26 October 7:48:15 UTC 2015

Bar Graph blue color conference room count green markers number red whiteboard working yellow - 3336508672 Graph by: Tagged: Bar Graph , blue , color , conference room , count , green , markers , number , red , whiteboard , working , yellow Share on Facebook [Link]

GraphJam » Covers of Men's Magazines

Monday 26 October 7:48:11 UTC 2015

cars,girls,magazine,men LoL by: Unknown Tagged: cars , girls , magazine , men Share on Facebook [Link]

GraphJam » Will my kids eat this?

Monday 26 October 7:48:08 UTC 2015

children eat food kids LoL by: mythago Tagged: children , eat , food , kids Share on Facebook [Link]

GraphJam » Chances people are listening in on your conversation

Monday 26 October 7:48:07 UTC 2015

chance,conversation,people,secret LoL by: 723rewound Tagged: chance , conversation , people , secret Share on Facebook [Link]

GraphJam » Probability of your browser freezing

Monday 26 October 7:48:05 UTC 2015

browser computer freezing friend internet lolcats porn surfing weather wife work Graph by: darkwulf Tagged: browser , computer , freezing , friend , internet , lolcats , porn , surfing , weather , wife , work Share on Facebook [Link]

GraphJam » [ Group1 ] What I Can See in my Rearview Mirror The area behind my car My Friend's Heads My Friend's Heads

Monday 26 October 7:47:57 UTC 2015

car driving friends head rearview mirror venn diagram - 3568056576 Graph by: Tagged: car , driving , friends , head , rearview mirror , venn diagram Share on Facebook [Link]

GraphJam » How Students Take Online Quizzes

Monday 26 October 7:47:56 UTC 2015

answer books google honest notes online Pie Chart quiz students study Graph by: Cerebellum Tagged: answer , books , google , honest , notes , online , Pie Chart , quiz , students , study Share on Facebook [Link]

GraphJam » Where you can pee v. age

Monday 26 October 7:47:55 UTC 2015

adult age anywhere baby house kid Line Graph nursing home pants pee public restroom retired road work - 2781637632 Graph by: Tagged: adult , age , anywhere , baby , house , kid , Line Graph , nursing home , pants , pee , public restroom , retired , road , work Share on Facebook [Link]

GraphJam » Probability of Things Being Cold After Leaving Them out for 5 Minutes

Monday 26 October 7:47:54 UTC 2015

Bar Graph beer cocoa coffee cold hot chocolate left minutes out soda Graph by: alphag Tagged: Bar Graph , beer , cocoa , coffee , cold , hot chocolate , left , minutes , out , soda Share on Facebook [Link]

GraphJam » SOCKS SANDALS socks vs. sandals MY DAD

Monday 26 October 7:47:52 UTC 2015

dad embarassed fashion parents sandals socks venn diagram - 3599884544 Graph by: Unknown Tagged: dad , embarassed , fashion , parents , sandals , socks , venn diagram Share on Facebook [Link]

GraphJam » Probability of finding parking space

Monday 26 October 7:47:47 UTC 2015

Bar Graph behind cars front parking space you - 2414130944 LoL by: sriram Tagged: Bar Graph , behind , cars , front , parking space , you Share on Facebook [Link]

GraphJam » What you find when looking for staples in Staples:

Monday 26 October 7:47:46 UTC 2015

Graph by: Akwatyka Tagged: office supplies , shopping , staples , stores Share on Facebook [Link]

Fark.com RSS » The good news is now the whale watching company can say they offer the most interactive experience [Scary]

Monday 26 October 7:33:24 UTC 2015

Scary [link] [24 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » 7 Things You Didn’t Know About the Revolutionary War

Monday 26 October 7:00:00 UTC 2015

Remember that time George Washington returned a dog he found on a battlefield back to its British owner? Neither did we. [Link]

Mental Floss » Scientists Identify the Chemical That Makes Death Smell Scary

Monday 26 October 6:00:00 UTC 2015

A compound produced by decaying tissue makes people more alert to threats. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » After a brief struggle, Turkish fisherman lands a 22-pound infant [Hero]

Monday 26 October 5:02:31 UTC 2015

Hero [link] [31 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » 5 Bookish Facts About American Reading Habits

Monday 26 October 5:00:00 UTC 2015

Who reads more, young people or old people? [Link]

Fark.com RSS » The chapter closes on the woman who reviewed 31,000 books on Amazon, their most prolific evaluator [Sad]

Monday 26 October 4:40:51 UTC 2015

Sad [link] [66 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Today's emergency landing is brought to you by a drunk passenger who threatened flight attendants with *spins the wheel* finger guns [Dumbass]

Monday 26 October 3:52:02 UTC 2015

Dumbass [link] [61 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Michigan scientists, apparently on snack break, search for why pizza is addictive and come up with addictiveness rankings for everything from cookies to cucumbers [Interesting]

Monday 26 October 2:42:15 UTC 2015

Interesting [link] [85 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Before you go trick-or-treating next weekend, here's I-Mockery's ultimate guide to the Halloween candies of 2015 [Cool]

Monday 26 October 2:30:53 UTC 2015

Cool [link] [40 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Alabama school official wears blackface 'Kanye West' costume for Halloween [Facepalm]

Monday 26 October 1:38:48 UTC 2015

Facepalm [link] [287 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Do you believe that you may have a doppelgänger somewhere in the world? No? Well, neither did these two women [Unlikely]

Monday 26 October 1:07:58 UTC 2015

Unlikely [link] [164 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » Watch 37 Minutes of Jim Henson's Early Commercial Work

Monday 26 October 1:00:00 UTC 2015

Featuring muppet-on-muppet violence, fire, explosions, and a few characters you'll recognize. [Link]

FMyLife » Anonymous says FML

Monday 26 October 0:59:19 UTC 2015

Today, my cousin got hired after six days of job-hunting. I graduated from university six months ago and haven't even scored a single interview; he's a deadbeat junkie who just got out of prison after doing time for armed robbery. FML [Link]

FMyLife » Anonymous says FML

Monday 26 October 0:59:18 UTC 2015

Today, I woke up to noises in my living room. I was scared, but I loaded my gun and snuck downstairs. I burst into the living room, yelled for the motherfucker robbing me to put his hands up, and flicked on the light. My cat stared back at me like I was a moron then calmly walked out. FML [Link]

FMyLife » Anonymous says FML

Monday 26 October 0:59:17 UTC 2015

Today, my brother's recent creepy behavior suddenly made sense when I found "How to seduce your sister?" in his browser search history. FML [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Photoshop this bubbly man [Photoshop]

Monday 26 October 0:00:01 UTC 2015

Photoshop [link] [20 comments] [Link]

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