Odds and sods I look at regularly, just because they amuse me. I hope they do the same for you. Incidentally, I found this page’s title on Greg Ross’s Futility Closet (it’s somewhere on this page) in a mini-article which also includes the delightful sentence in Icelandic: Barbara Ara bar Ara araba bara rabbabara. Ross points out that this, “besides being fun to say, is spelled with only three letters. It means “Barbara, daughter of Ari, brought only rhubarb to Ari the Arab.”
FMyLife » DevastatedWoman says FML
Today, my doctor told me I'm pregnant. Since we've been trying for several years, I called my husband to tell him the good news. Not long after, my doctor called to inform me there'd been a clerical mix-up and I'm not actually pregnant after all. FML [Link]
FMyLife » ssjfml says FML
Today, while enjoying the nice weather in a park, I opened my eyes to the sight of some guy jacking off, half-hidden behind a tree. FML [Link]
Mental Floss » How Photoshop 1.0 Saved 'Terminator 2'
Before Photoshop was on the market, its creators were perfecting its techniques by creating the epic 'Terminator 2' villain. [Link]
FMyLife » Frozen Food Fan says FML
Today, I posted on Facebook about a cooking mishap I had. My fiancé and ex then spent the next hour trading stories of my other kitchen disasters in the comments. FML [Link]
Fark.com RSS » $50m cement zit being inflated on Auckland's waterfront has locals wanting to pop it [Weird]
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Mental Floss » KFC China Now Has Pink Sandwich Buns Because Why Not
We're one step closer to Spongebob's 'Pretty Patties.' [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Al-Qaeda's Syria affiliate reluctantly cooperates with the US, proving that the enemy of your enemy may not be your friend, but sometimes they'll at least get out of the way so you can blow up other people [Interesting]
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Mental Floss » 5 Curiously Shaped Forests
Can't see the forest for the trees? In these five cases, you really are missing the big picture. [Link]
Overheard In The Office » And Yet I Bear My Cross Bravely
TV host: I wish they'd separate my penne and my quiche.TV producer: I know.West Olympic Blvd
Los Angeles, California [Link]
Overheard In The Office » There's a Reason Your Nametag Says “Awkward Guy”
Coworker: I made a conscious effort not to wear any perfume today in case it was causing you to sneeze, so if I stink, it's your fault.Conversation disruptor: I love your stink.Beaverton, OregonOverheard by: Sneezy [Link]
Overheard In The Office » Are You on My Email-Update List?
Guy at urinal: Hi, Jim. Bad result over the weekend, wasn't it?Jim: Yes, shame really.Guy at urinal: Yeah.(pause)Jim: These tablets the doctor has me on really have improved my flow. It feels so good now.Guy at urinal: Ummm? That's nice.Exeter
Devon
EnglandOverheard by: Minding my own business [Link]
Overheard In The Office » Also Cleans Up Easier Than Motor Oil
Hairdresser: Oh, by the way, thanks for the tip about the Astroglide — it’s awesome! Client: Oh, you finally got some? And you love it?!Hairdresser: Love it? I had to tell Paul* I saw an ad in Cosmo, or he’d know I was talking about our sex life at work.Client: So, it’s cool, right? And doesn’t dry up, right?Hairdresser: Listen, it … [Link]
Overheard In The Office » Cat People: 1 Dog People: 0
Woman #1, in line to get coffee: Do you smell dog? I smell dog. Like, a wet dog or something.Woman #2: Oh, it's probably my pants. My dog slept on them last night and I didn't have a clean pair, so I wore them.Woman #1: Yeah. It looks like you have some dog hair on them too.Woman #2: It will probably … [Link]
Overheard In The Office » You Just Said a Mouthful, Sister.
Coworker #1: Dammit, I wanted Tao chai.Coworker #2: What's stopping you?Coworker #1: I'm already tea-bagging.W 26th St
New York City, New York [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Calais man gets stranded aliens to phone home [Spiffy]
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Mental Floss » How Scientists Discovered the Song of the Humpback Whale
The truth about why humpbacks might be better songwriters than you. [Link]
Fark.com RSS » It's like yelling "James Holmes" in a crowded theater [Stupid]
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Overheard In The Office » Don’t Forget Your Pooping Aspirations
Employee #1: There was a mouse in the hall. Did you kill it?Employee #2: No, it’s just an animal. All it wants to do is find food and propagate the species.Employee #3: Kind of like me.Newark, New JerseyOverheard by: Loki [Link]
Mental Floss » New Snail Discovered After Sitting on a Shelf for More Than 150 Years
It was dusty. [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Yea, though I walk into the prison of Hell, I will fear no evil: for thou art with me; thy blunt and thy roach they comfort me [Fail]
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Fark.com RSS » Google: ABC FTW BMW: LOLWUT? Google: FML [Awkward]
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Fark.com RSS » In Maine, the war on drugs could become a war on drugs. In other news, Maine has drugs [Scary]
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Mental Floss » 8 Secrets of a Sommelier
Because it's wine o'clock somewhere. [Link]
Fark.com RSS » When you go fishing you should have some idea of the rules, so you'll at least stay within a hundred or so of the limit [Asinine]
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Fark.com RSS » Photoshop Theme: Create a poster for a National Holiday that does not exist (but should) [Photoshop]
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Mental Floss » The Missing Links: A Mini History of Tourist Traps
Listen up, Clark Griswold, to this mini history of mega tourist traps. * Intriguing Headline of the Day: The Berenst(e)ain Bears Conspiracy Theory That Has Convinced the Internet There Are Parallel Universes * There’s been a text awakening. Star Wars emojis are taking over. * Popular Mechanics explains how a skyscraper stays upright in a typhoon. * You can stop … [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Vladimir Putin reportedly concerned about Ukrainian militarization of raccoons [Weird]
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Mental Floss » The Perseid Meteor Shower Will Be Spectacular Tomorrow Night
Some 100 meteors an hour will blaze across the sky tomorrow night. It's going to be the best show in five years. [Link]
Mental Floss » 12 Foreign Travel Tips for Visiting America
Advice people around the world give their fellow citizens about navigating the peculiarities of American culture. [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Apparently wearing a Fitbit heart rate monitor during sex will get you a bunch of highs and lows with an occasional *Zoing* on the chart [Amusing]
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The Onion » Photo Finish: Contemplative Aldon Smith Goes On Late Night Drunk Drive To Think About Future
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Mental Floss » Scientists Find a Way to Erase Memories of Drug Use in Addicted Mice
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mouse Mind, anyone? [Link]
FMyLife » Sestricken says FML
Today, after dating the love of my life for a year, my parents refuse to give their blessing for us to be engaged, because he's two years younger than me and "people change as they age." FML [Link]
FMyLife » MsMedea says FML
Today, I took the lid off my slow cooker to serve up a casserole that had been 12 hours in the making. A cockroach took the opportunity to dive in. My husband and I are now eating toast, while the delicious smell of casserole taunts us from the trash. FML [Link]
Mental Floss » 15 Things You Should Know About Piet Mondrian
For his contribution to abstract art, Piet Mondrian is regularly regarded as one of the most influential artists of the 20th century. But there's much more to this Dutch painter than the seemingly simple lines and color blocks of his best-known works. [Link]
The Onion » American Voices: Colorado Declares State Of Emergency Over Wastewater Spill
An EPA-supervised cleanup crew accidentally breached a debris dam in an abandoned Colorado mine last week, sending 3 million gallons of wastewater into the Animas River and turning it to yellow sludge and leading Colorado to declare a state of emergency. What do you think?
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Fark.com RSS » Drew discusses the disadvantages of ass heroin, the fine art of tailgunning (unrelated), and how to bring down San Francisco, one meth-head at a time. It's the Farkcast [Audio]
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Fark.com RSS » Fragments from a Russian missile found at MH17 crash site, conclusively proving that the plane was shot down by an Ukrainian ground attack bomber [Followup]
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Mental Floss » Thomas Pynchon and Brian Wilson's Miserable Evening Together
The awkward evening seems straight out of a Pynchon novel. [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Chinese residents in the city of Sichuan forced to pick between the outside air and the toxic ammonia liquid leaking from a chemical fertiliser plant [Scary]
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Fark.com RSS » This is the Netherlands. We speak Netherlandese here. Learn it or go home [Sad]
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The Onion » Infographic: Timeline Of Google’s History
Google recently announced the formation of Alphabet, an umbrella corporation that will separate the company’s internet search business from its forays into robotics, biotechnology, and other areas of innovation. Here are some of the most notable milestones in Google’s 17-year history: 1995: Larry Page and Sergey Brin meet at Stanford University, where they become fast friends after discovering a common … [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Father wins the right to carry a pistol into his daughter's elementary school, allowing him to finally protect himself against the roving packs of feral second graders [Murica]
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Weird Universe » Strange Volunteers
My latest about.com piece: 6 insane experiments that people volunteered for.
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Futility Closet » Fair Play
An extraordinary scene took place on Saturday last at a small village within three miles of Middleton. A half-witted fellow named James Driscott had cruelly ill-used his donkey. He was told by several of the villagers that he would be brought up before the magistrates and severely punished; but his informants said that if he consented to do penance for … [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Australian editorialist believes sharks are waging a war against humanity [Strange]
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Mental Floss » This New Wood-Derived Computer Chip Is Biodegradable
A professor at the University of Wisconsin has developed an innovative way to cut down on electronic waste. [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Never used streetcar. Cheap [Amusing]
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The Onion » News in Brief: Restaurant’s Nacho Challenge Requires Participants To Watch Man Consume 3 Pounds Of Nachos
CHICAGO—Noting that only a small handful of patrons have ever had the fortitude to successfully complete the contest, sources confirmed Monday that local restaurant Carson’s Pub offers a Nacho Challenge that requires participants to watch a man eat an entire three-pound plate of nachos. “When my friend first suggested it, I thought it would be a breeze, but after those … [Link]
FMyLife » ZombieGirl says FML
Today, I signed the lease on my first apartment alone with my boyfriend. We've lived here a month before we got to sign. Today is also the day my neighbors decided to show how they're night owls: all I hear is banging on the walls and them loudly talking and yelling. This will be a long year. FML [Link]
Mental Floss » Researchers Fly Drones Through Whale Spouts to Study Their Breath
Mmm, smelly. [Link]
Mental Floss » 13 Rocking Facts About Hard Rock Café
What began as an American burger joint in London has become a worldwide collection of tourist destinations. [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Up to two inches of rain possible for much of east coast, then skies should clea…OMG IS THAT A PENIS? [Giggity]
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Fark.com RSS » Will history repeat itself, resulting in National Guard response? Will more cops get shot as protesters continue to push their limitations and try to take out vengeance on all uniformed persons? It's your official Ferguson Chaos Thread, Day Five
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Fark.com RSS » If you're wondering why your shipment of Bud Light is all over I-75, you can blame Spuds Mackenzie [Strange]
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Mental Floss » The Far-Reaching Effects of the Original 'Star Wars' Trilogy
Sci-Fi Cowboys and Large Non-Human Friends of Few Words everywhere owe a debt of gratitude to George Lucas. [Link]
Mental Floss » Extremely Rare White Humpback Whale Spotted Off Australian Coast
There are only three known white humpback whales alive on the planet. One of them was spotted Monday off Australia’s Gold Coast. [Link]
The Onion » Sports News in Brief: NFL To Prohibit Family Members From Delivering Speeches At Players’ Funerals
NEW YORK—Stressing that the new policy would be effective immediately, NFL commissioner Roger Goodell announced Tuesday that the league will strictly prohibit family members from delivering remarks at players’ funerals. “After careful consideration, we have determined that eulogies for players who have passed away will no longer be given by family and friends,” said Goodell, adding that an NFL representative … [Link]
Fark.com RSS » August 15th is "Clear the Shelters" day, when animal shelters will waive their adoption fee. EVERYBODY PUPPY [Spiffy]
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Mental Floss » The Sharp History of the Opinel Folding Knife
While it's multitasking Swiss counterpart might be more popular, this iconic French pocketknife is a design masterpiece. [Link]
The Onion » Infographic: What Coca-Cola Does To The Body
Including recent claims that it funded research that blamed obesity on a lack of exercise rather than bad dietary habits, the Coca-Cola Company is often accused of trying to hide or downplay the damaging effects of soft drink consumption. Here’s what drinking Coke really does to the body:Extreme sugar intake causes the body to release a rush of Quenchanoids and … [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Good news, everybody. The Oath Keepers have arrived in Ferguson. We're all good now [Facepalm]
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Fark.com RSS » There was a time when pigs and other animals were tried in court and then fried [Strange]
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Fark.com RSS » "Can't sleep, ax-wielding clown will get me, can't sleep, ax-wielding clown will get me" [Weird]
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Mental Floss » 10 Unbreakable Facts About 'Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt'
The Netflix series that almost never was is a bona fide pop culture obsession. [Link]
Mental Floss » Name the One-Syllable Words That Rhyme With 'Y'
Take the quiz! [Link]
Fark.com RSS » RIP – the Suth'n accent [Interesting]
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Fark.com RSS » Fark ready headline: "Dutch boy steals Pompeii relic to pay for iPhone" [Fail]
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Fark.com RSS » Chris Rock can kill you over the internet [Interesting]
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Fark.com RSS » The problem isn't so much that we have department of pre-crime, it's that the department of pre-crime is run by the TSA [Murica]
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Mental Floss » 5 Questions: You "-otter" Know
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Fark.com RSS » "Dear Prudence: I decided to use a background check website to look up my boyfriend; I knew about the domestic violence, but I discovered an alias. Do I look up that alias too, or should I let bygones be bygones and continue to worry?" [Facep
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Mental Floss » What is Déjà Vu?
Haven't we answered this one before? [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Photoshop this fruit in the field [Photoshop]
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Weird Universe » Man grows ear on arm
Australian artist Stelarc is growing an ear on his arm. It's been a project of his years in the making. He first got the idea back in 1996, and it took a while to find doctors willing to do the work. But the ear is pretty well formed now. His final goal is to insert a microphone into his arm ear, … [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Chinese artist creates 'stairway to heaven' fireworks display [Cool]
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Mental Floss » 12 Gloriumptious Facts About ‘Charlie and the Chocolate Factory’
We've got the golden ticket to a treasure trove of facts about the Roald Dahl kid's classic. [Link]
Weird Universe » Prince Arvebran
Maybe you would like to be friends with Prince Arvebran on Facebook. You could ask him what part of Narnia he comes from. [Link]
Fark.com RSS » If you use pesticides, you might be stopping spiders from playing you the song of their people [Interesting]
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FMyLife » Anonymous says FML
Today, my current boyfriend was so impressed by my blowjob abilities he sent my ex-boyfriend a message saying thanks. FML [Link]
FMyLife » yamaha_313 says FML
Today, my 82-year-old great grandfather informed me that his "peeter" still works, and that most guys his age can't say the same. FML [Link]
FMyLife » pi_power_15 says FML
Today, my football practice ended early due to severe weather. Not only had I misplaced my phone earlier in the day, both my parents thought the other had picked me up. I was in the rain for an hour and a half. FML [Link]
FMyLife » canadiangirl98 says FML
Today, my friends told me that I'm not invited to the next trip because I'm a party pooper for not getting drunk and staying out late during our last vacation. I guess they forgot that I spent each night taking care of their drunk asses and stayed sober to be the designated driver. FML [Link]
Fark.com RSS » You may have hit rock bottom the day you need to be rescued after getting stuck in the chute of a charity clothing donation box [Facepalm]
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Fark.com RSS » Has the lost colony of Roanoke Island been found? [Interesting]
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Mental Floss » You "-otter" Know
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Mental Floss » Watch Magnets Absolutely Crush Various Objects
There's nothing quite as cathartic as watching things get crushed in slow motion. Revel as various household items come between two impressively strong neodymium magnets. The only thing to make it out in one piece is the apple, which managed to fly away—the magnets were not as lucky. As enjoyable as it is to watch, remember not to try this … [Link]
Fark.com RSS » The paper lobby is pressuring the Securities and Exchange Commission to… wait, paper lobby? [Strange]
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Fark.com RSS » Japan goes nuclear…again [Followup]
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Mental Floss » Morning Cup of Links: The Evolution of Wonder Woman
Check out these great links! [Link]
Fark.com RSS » We might think our babies are possessed with evil spirits, but don't throw them out the window [Scary]
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Fark.com RSS » NASA space missions used whale oil for lube until it was banned. Combined with beef cubes for space food and Velcro hook-and-loop fasteners, it's enough to make you say "Whale oil beef hooked" [Strange]
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Fark.com RSS » NASA, SyFy exploring link between electromagnetic pulses and earthquakes [Misc]
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Fark.com RSS » Apparently, selling 8 CDs for one penny was not a great business model [Obvious]
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Fark.com RSS » The Anchorage Fire Department say in the last ten days they treated 88 people who smoked synthetic marijuana. Also, when will the media stop calling Spice synthetic marijuana since its effects are nothing like marijuana [Stupid]
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Fark.com RSS » Fisherman spots drone hovering over pier, gives new meaning to fly fishing [Amusing]
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FMyLife » melons says FML
Today, I'm lying awake at 2 in the morning listening to the police helicopter circle my house yet again. I recently moved near quiet woodland to escape the traffic noise that disturbed my sleep. Quiet woodland where apparently the local criminals play midnight hide-and-seek with the police. FML [Link]
FMyLife » Mrs. W. says FML
Today, a kid on a bike passed me and commented on my "big fat butt." Recognizing him from the neighborhood, I told my husband to go speak to his parents about the inappropriate comment. It turns out his father is the man who yesterday commented on my "big bouncing tits." FML [Link]
GraphJam » Free the Whales, Baby
Graph by: tvcb1234567890 Tagged: 1337 , FTW , Pie Chart , text speak Share on Facebook
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GraphJam » It's the Closest I'm Going to Get to Being Cultured
Graph by: Dante999 Tagged: cultured , le , Pie Chart , Rage Comics , self referential Share on Facebook
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GraphJam » Reasons for using Internet Explorer
LoL by: Flo987 Tagged: apple , downloads , internet , mozilla , safari , viruses Share on Facebook
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GraphJam » I Am McDisappoint
Graph by: freeb4llin800 Tagged: fast food , fried chicken , i am disappoint , McDonald's Share on Facebook
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GraphJam » Exotic Dancers vs. Part-Time Faculty
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GraphJam » He Was Adopted?
Submitted by: Unknown Tagged: josh sundquist , rip , steve jobs , Video Share on Facebook
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GraphJam » The More Brains the Better
Source: CaptainMyotis Graph by: Unknown Tagged: best of week , food , food pyramid , zombie Share on Facebook
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GraphJam » Really Big Things
Graph by: (via Pleated Jeans) Tagged: big , kanye west , Line Graph , your mom Share on Facebook
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GraphJam » Thruth About Firefox Fire Fox Crash
Graph by: fikrikawakibi Tagged: bandicoot , crashed , firefox , infographic , video game Share on Facebook
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GraphJam » Panic Like a Ninny
Graph by: gameboy13 Tagged: boss , FAIL , fear , Pie Chart , video games , zelda Share on Facebook
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GraphJam » I Haven't Actually Loled For Years
Graph by: Anonimious Tagged: im , lol , Pie Chart , sms , texting Share on Facebook
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GraphJam » As Far as We Can Tell…
I knew she was a zombie! Graph by: Unknown Tagged: kristen stewart , zombie Share on Facebook
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GraphJam » Let's Turn on the Juice and See What Shakes Loose
Graph by: (via Think Geek) Tagged: beetlejuice , movies , quotes , showtime , venn diagram Share on Facebook
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GraphJam » How to Become Super
Do You Have What It Takes to Be An Hero? Graph by: (via Haragos) Tagged: best of week , comics , super heroes , super powers Share on Facebook
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Mental Floss » The First Space-Grown Vegetables Are Ready
This quick clip filmed aboard the International Space Station features what is probably the most excitement ever expressed towards a head of lettuce. Astronauts Scott Kelly, Kjell Lindgren, and Kimiya Yui of Japan were able to sample some red romaine leaves, which are the culmination of years of NASA research. Since May 2014, NASA's Veggie System has been working on … [Link]
FMyLife » Anonymous says FML
Today, I went to a hockey game. While warm-ups were happening, my favourite player pointed at me and tossed me a puck. It bounced off my hand into another girl's, who was a fan of the other team. She refused to give it back, then walked away and said, "I can't wait to sell this on eBay." FML [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Two NJ volunteer firefighters busted by a mall cop for making prank calls. The script for Paul Blart: Mall Cop 3 is complete [Dumbass]
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Futility Closet » The Finsler-Hadwiger Theorem
If two squares share a common vertex, then the centers of the squares and the midpoints of the linking segments shown form another square. Discovered by mathematicians Paul Finsler and Hugo Hadwiger. Please support Futility Closet on Patreon! [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Epic High Five to come to an end [Cool]
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Mental Floss » 10 Things You May Not Know About Tesla Motors
Since the introduction of the Tesla Roadster in 2008, fans of performance and green technology alike have flocked to Tesla Motors’ electric cars. Here a few things you may not know about the pricy, innovative rides. [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Parents forget 3-year-old daughter at highway rest stop on beach trip. It's cool though as they had two spare kids handy [Dumbass]
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The Onion » Sports News: Little Leaguer Immediately Becomes Major League–Caliber All-Star After Putting Chewing Tobacco In Mouth
BETHLEHEM, PA—With the 13-year-old’s meteoric rise pushing him directly into the national spotlight, sources confirmed Tuesday that local Little Leaguer Dylan Corfield immediately transformed into a Major League–caliber All-Star the second he put chewing tobacco in his mouth.Corfield was instantly imbued with the size and skill of an elite professional athlete after reportedly placing a pinch of Grizzly Fine Cut … [Link]
The Onion » News: Mom’s Fears About Daughter Leaving For College Channeled Into Fight About Storage Bins
LEXINGTON, MA—Impatiently scanning store shelves while tersely repeating requests for an inventory of clothing and other items that would be taken along, local mother Susan Vernon, 51, channeled her escalating fears regarding her daughter leaving for college later this month into a fight about storage bins, sources reported Saturday.The argument, which first flared up 10 minutes earlier in the lamps … [Link]
The Onion » News in Brief: Poll: 89% Of Americans Believe Obama Has Failed To Bring America Closer To Celestial Utopia Of Endless Pleasure
WASHINGTON—According to a poll released Tuesday by the Pew Research Center, nearly nine in 10 Americans believe that President Obama has failed to move the nation any closer to becoming an ethereal paradise of pure and everlasting pleasure. “Our findings indicate that only a small minority of citizens think the country is closer now to being a sublime bacchanal of … [Link]
Mental Floss » 11 Unforgettable Games to Improve Your Memory
Sharpen your long- and short-term memory with these fun brain exercises. [Link]
Fark.com RSS » NASA study finds that 2 in 10 air traffic controllers had committed significant errors in the previous year and that schedules worked by 76 percent of controllers in the field study led to chronic fatigue [Obvious]
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FMyLife » imma ture says FML
Today, I was involved in a debate. Things got out of control, insults were hurled, and by the end friends were lost. The subject of the debate? Whether snot has enough calories in it to be nutritional. FML [Link]
FMyLife » monster1109 says FML
Today, I got into the shower with my glasses on by mistake. I spent 5 minutes convinced that the fog in my vision was me going blind. FML [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Watch a car melt right before your eyes because of the extreme killer European heatwave [Cool]
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FMyLife » butchapparently says FML
Today, I got a text from the guy I've been in love with for 3 years, saying: "So um, I've been wondering. Did you used to be a man?" FML [Link]
Mental Floss » 15 Glorious Facts About 'Inglourious Basterds'
Once upon a time in Nazi-occupied France … Quentin Tarantino made a masterpiece. [Link]
Fark.com RSS » When in Brazil, be sure to take advantage of the pubic transportation system [Amusing]
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FMyLife » lvegadelgado_6 says FML
Today, while I was doing my hair, my grandpa walked in, dropped his pants, and started taking a crap in the toilet right next to me. FML [Link]
Mental Floss » RIP "Lol"? Facebook Data Suggests the Expression Is on Its Way Out
This is no laughing matter. [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Italian lawyer steals French tourist's wallet, apparently without even going to court [Stupid]
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Mental Floss » NASA's Spot the Station Alert Tells You When the ISS is Overhead
You can get email and text alerts for almost anything nowadays—even one that tells you when the International Space Station (ISS) is overhead. [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Oh, you wanted a birth control injection? We thought you said, "Flu shot." Our bad [Facepalm]
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Mental Floss » Are These the Oldest Petroglyphs in Siberia?
A new analysis of intriguing rock art has archaeologists wondering whether they've found the earliest petroglyphs in Siberia. [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Fark-ready headline: "Drive-by shooting claims teddy bear" [Weird]
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Mental Floss » Check Your Shelf: An Interview with Lushlife
Each week, we're taking artists we admire and asking them to drop some bookshelf-inspired knowledge. This week we talked to the incredible rapper Lushlife. [Link]
Mental Floss » 4 Big Questions About Questions
We're giving whole new meaning to the phrase "question everything." [Link]
Fark.com RSS » What is the sound of one SUV slamming into a Buddhist meditation center? [Scary]
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Fark.com RSS » Photoshop this guy who thinks he's just super [Photoshop]
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Mental Floss » Letter With No Address Delivered Successfully to Irish Town
"Your man Henderson" must be a pretty notorious man-about-town. [Link]
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