John Gordon Ross

A Man for All Reasons

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Whittle It a Little, It’ll Fit

Odds and sods I look at regularly, just because they amuse me. I hope they do the same for you. Incidentally, I found this page’s title on Greg Ross’s Futility Closet (it’s somewhere on this page) in a mini-article which also includes the delightful sentence in Icelandic: Barbara Ara bar Ara araba bara rabbabara. Ross points out that this, “besides being fun to say, is spelled with only three letters. It means “Barbara, daughter of Ari, brought only rhubarb to Ari the Arab.”

Fark.com RSS » Area man passionate defender of what he imagines humor to be [Dumbass]

Wednesday 8 July 23:59:43 UTC 2015

Dumbass [link] [270 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Mother of Maine dumbass wants us not to have nice things [Followup]

Wednesday 8 July 23:56:55 UTC 2015

Followup [link] [168 comments] [Link]

FMyLife » freshly single says FML

Wednesday 8 July 23:44:19 UTC 2015

Today, I told my boyfriend how my mom died when I was 11 after crashing her car into a tree at night. He muttered "Women drivers." FML [Link]

Fark.com RSS » First, they attack our computers, shutting down airlines and stock markets. Now, the Borg are hovering over Texas [Unlikely]

Wednesday 8 July 23:37:28 UTC 2015

Unlikely [link] [74 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » Incredibly Rare Split-Colored Lobster Caught in New England

Wednesday 8 July 23:30:00 UTC 2015

How rare is incredibly rare? Try one in 50 million. [Link]

Mental Floss » Artist Breathes New Life into Decrepit Detroit House With Flowers

Wednesday 8 July 23:00:00 UTC 2015

A $500 house in Detroit got a floral makeover. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Museum: "Hey kid, the error you found in the golden ratio at one of our exhibits? Yeah, about that" [Followup]

Wednesday 8 July 22:41:27 UTC 2015

Followup [link] [90 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » 10 Famous Movies With Direct-to-Video Sequels Nobody Remembers

Wednesday 8 July 22:30:00 UTC 2015

DTV? WTF! [Link]

Mental Floss » What Made a Pride of Lions Climb a Tree?

Wednesday 8 July 22:09:29 UTC 2015

The question sounds like the set-up to a joke, but last week, 15 lions in Central Serengeti, Tanzania ascended a tree to escape the elements. [Link]

Mental Floss » The Long, Strange Journey of Nevada’s State Flag

Wednesday 8 July 22:00:00 UTC 2015

It took 86 years for the state to finally get it right. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Utah Doctor faces sentencing for the murder of his medical researcher wife, continues to swear he's innocent of the crime. You know, that premise would make a dynamite movie or TV series [Interesting]

Wednesday 8 July 21:51:58 UTC 2015

Interesting [link] [32 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Rick Astley's never gonna: a. Give you up. b. Let you down. c. Make you cry. d. Hurt you. e. All of the above [Amusing]

Wednesday 8 July 21:37:55 UTC 2015

Amusing [link] [61 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » How Does a Bike Stay Upright?

Wednesday 8 July 21:30:00 UTC 2015

MinutePhysics explains why your bike can run away without you. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Judge to kids: Go have lunch with your father. Kids: No, because he beat our mother. Judge to kids: Ok, then stay in juvie until you're 18 [Asinine]

Wednesday 8 July 21:16:57 UTC 2015

Asinine [link] [330 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » 4 Ways To Be a Credit Card Point Guard

Wednesday 8 July 21:00:00 UTC 2015

Four ways to make money by spending money. [Link]

FMyLife » Softball says FML

Wednesday 8 July 20:44:25 UTC 2015

Today, I guest-played as a catcher for a new fastpitch softball team. After the first couple of innings, the batter fouled a ball back into my catcher's mask. As a concussion test, the coach asked me what her name was. I decided to fake the concussion rather than admit that I'd forgotten her name. FML [Link]

FMyLife » grossed out mom says FML

Wednesday 8 July 20:44:24 UTC 2015

Today, when I visited my daughter's apartment that she moved into about 3 months ago, I found out that she buys new underwear every time she runs out instead of washing her dirty ones. Her dirty ones have their own special hamper. FML [Link]

FMyLife » FuckPollen says FML

Wednesday 8 July 20:31:19 UTC 2015

Today, I attended a work interview. My hay fever has been flaring up during the hot weather, causing my throat to swell up and make me short of breath, which I explained. The woman interviewing me told me I was unsuccessful, as customers wouldn't be able to understand someone with my 'disability'. FML [Link]

Mental Floss » The Missing Links: Images of the New 'Ghostbusters'

Wednesday 8 July 20:30:00 UTC 2015

The first pictures of the new Ecto-1 and Melissa McCarthy as a Ghostbuster have emerged. * Test your knowledge of direct-to-video vehicles of yesterday’s movie stars. How many terrible films have you watched in your life? * Neil Young isn’t the first musician to object to a politician using his music for campaign purposes. Here are some other notable examples. … [Link]

Overheard In The Office » My Court Case Was Dismissed

Wednesday 8 July 20:29:24 UTC 2015

Male office manager: Go into the gent's toilets and see what type of hand towels they use.Female PA: I don't want people thinking I'm a pervert!Male office manager: You may be a pervert, but you're a genius at connecting conference calls… Your job is safe.Female PA: But I'm not a pervert!Newcastle
EnglandOverheard by: …she is a bit of a pervert! [Link]

Overheard In The Office » The Wrong Sort of Angel

Wednesday 8 July 20:29:23 UTC 2015

Radio: ‘So if your life has been touched by alcohol or substance abuse…’Construction guy: That’s me!125th Street and Lenox Avenue
New York, New York [Link]

Overheard In The Office » The “Bodily Functions” Serenity CD Received Mixed Reviews

Wednesday 8 July 20:29:22 UTC 2015

Office observationalist: It sounds like someone is pooping in the walls.Cambie & Hastings
Vancouver, BC
CanadiaOverheard by: Martha [Link]

Overheard In The Office » 5PM That’s a Wrap

Wednesday 8 July 20:29:21 UTC 2015

Office worker #1: Oh, the weather outside is frightful—
Office worker #2: So is your damn singing. 1501 Georgia Avenue
Wheaton, Maryland [Link]

Overheard In The Office » Did You Explain That It Didn't Mean You Were Exclusive?

Wednesday 8 July 20:29:20 UTC 2015

Perky sales girl: Yeah, I just got done servicing a customer.Nashville, TennesseeOverheard by: Easy E [Link]

Overheard In The Office » 11AM Stock Exchange

Wednesday 8 July 20:29:19 UTC 2015

Trader #1, wearing yarmulke: …and your business is in Brooklyn?
Trader #2: No, Brooklyn is where the yams hang out. You know, your people. 200 Vesey Street
New York, New York [Link]

Overheard In The Office » He Can Crochet with Only His Tongue

Wednesday 8 July 20:29:18 UTC 2015

Coworker to another, attempting to fix jam in the copier: I swear, Ed, you get more done with your mouth than you do your hands!Seattle, Washington [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Today's Fark-ready headline: "Man appears in court under ancient law of hamesucken" [Weird]

Wednesday 8 July 20:07:07 UTC 2015

Weird [link] [43 comments] [Link]

Overheard In The Office » But I'll Be Wearing a Hawaiian Shirt the Whole Time!

Wednesday 8 July 20:03:11 UTC 2015

Pod dweller #1: So, I might take tomorrow off.Pod dweller #2: Nice, what're you gonna do?Pod dweller #1: Nothin, going to the gym and stuff…I'll probably come in to work.Pod dweller #2: That's the shittiest day off I ever heard.Pennsylvania, PhiladelphiaOverheard by: sex > work [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Photoshop this Wrigley Field catch [Photoshop]

Wednesday 8 July 20:00:01 UTC 2015

Photoshop [link] [35 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » Gorgeous Illustrated Maps of Literary Worlds

Wednesday 8 July 20:00:00 UTC 2015

Andrew DeGraff combines imaginative artistic skill and a cartographer's ability to visualize space in a stunning series of book-based maps in the forthcoming 'Plotted: A Literary Atlas.' [Link]

Mental Floss » Proposed LEGO Set Immortalizes Computer Pioneers

Wednesday 8 July 19:30:00 UTC 2015

A new set on LEGO Ideas honors computer pioneers Ada Lovelace and Charles Babbage. [Link]

The Onion » News in Brief: Informal Tone Of Cover Letter Sets Job Applicant Apart From Seriously Considered Candidates

Wednesday 8 July 19:08:00 UTC 2015

MILPITAS, CA—Saying his casual writing style made him “stand out immediately,” sources at Redding Media reported Monday that the informal tone of Michael Yanover’s job application had set him apart from the candidates under serious consideration. “As soon as I read his cover letter greeting of ‘Hey there,’ I could tell Michael was much different from the applicants we’ve brought … [Link]

Fark.com RSS » There are lots of names, followed by "bandit" that you can be. "Gummi Bear" should not be one of them [Strange]

Wednesday 8 July 19:00:36 UTC 2015

Strange [link] [52 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » 11 Haunting Facts About 'Beloved'

Wednesday 8 July 19:00:00 UTC 2015

For one, Toni Morrison's Pulitzer Prize-winning novel was based on a true story. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » A 1000-foot slip 'n 'slide is coming to Seattle. Organizers suggest you make reservations early, before it gets clogged up with wet flannel [Cool]

Wednesday 8 July 18:55:31 UTC 2015

Cool [link] [65 comments] [Link]

Overheard In The Office » We're Not That Kind Of Friends, Dick

Wednesday 8 July 18:53:21 UTC 2015

Biotech guy: Before you kill it, can I have the germplasm that is causing the issue?St. Louis, Missouri [Link]

The Onion » Infographic: The Pros And Cons Of Flying The Confederate Flag

Wednesday 8 July 18:44:00 UTC 2015

A South Carolina bill to remove the Confederate flag from its position in front of the state house is gaining momentum, with the House of Representatives currently reviewing the bill and preparing to vote. Here are the pros and cons of flying the Confederate flag: PROS
Bold way to display distorted, painstakingly cherry-picked heritage
Stirring symbol of South’s never-surrender attitude 150 years …

[Link]

Fark.com RSS » Texas is putting us all in danger because they struck down eyebrow threading regulations [Facepalm]

Wednesday 8 July 18:33:50 UTC 2015

Facepalm [link] [118 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Man steals a bicycle, throws it through a restaurant window, then drinks Tabasco sauce because he was thirsty. Investigators believe alcohol was involved [Strange]

Wednesday 8 July 18:19:13 UTC 2015

Strange [link] [28 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Company named after a Nazi sympathizer announces it has removed a statue of Bill Cosby from its properties as it no longer wants to be associated with a guy like that [Followup]

Wednesday 8 July 18:17:46 UTC 2015

Followup [link] [134 comments] [Link]

The Onion » American Voices: Russian Police Advocate ‘Safe Selfies’

Wednesday 8 July 18:15:26 UTC 2015

Following a number of fatal accidents, Russia’s police force released a brochure urging citizens to take precautions while photographing themselves to avoid injury or death, warning against posing with animals and on rooftops. What do you think?
[Link]

Fark.com RSS » SC representative proposes reasonable amendments to bill to remove Confederate flag, like replacing it with another rebel flag or hanging the US flag upside down. Also holds breath, is getting blue [Asinine]

Wednesday 8 July 18:04:35 UTC 2015

Asinine [link] [9 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » Generate an Anonymous Message with Fonts from 1350

Wednesday 8 July 18:00:00 UTC 2015

A font generator uses six centuries worth of documents to create a unique message. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » No sex please, we're Spanish [Unlikely]

Wednesday 8 July 17:55:30 UTC 2015

Unlikely [link] [55 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Could this mugshot of key adviser mean the end of Drew's political aspirations? [Awkward]

Wednesday 8 July 17:39:03 UTC 2015

Awkward [link] [35 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » One man. One taxi. One adult video store robbery. Texas [Amusing]

Wednesday 8 July 17:38:01 UTC 2015

Amusing [link] [18 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » 5 Questions: Pretzel Logic

Wednesday 8 July 17:25:24 UTC 2015

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The Onion » Infographic: Making The Most Of Your Summer Camp Experience

Wednesday 8 July 17:23:00 UTC 2015

The height of summer sees children of all ages heading off to summer camps across the country, most of whom arrive with a mix of excitement, homesickness, and anticipation. The Onion tells you how to get the most out of the experience:On your first day of camp, establish an infrastructure for a potential coup in case your counselor proves to … [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Bad: Cyclist hit by a bus. Worse: Thieves steal bicycle moments after the accident [Sick]

Wednesday 8 July 17:06:59 UTC 2015

Sick [link] [37 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Russia handing out pamphlets to combat death by selfie [Silly]

Wednesday 8 July 17:02:49 UTC 2015

Silly [link] [23 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » Wooly Mammoths Had Humps Like Camels, and Genes Made For Cold

Wednesday 8 July 17:00:00 UTC 2015

Mammoths had several genetic adaptations that allowed them to live in cold climates, differentiating them from their closest living relatives, the Asian elephant. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » And now, for no particular reason, here's expert advice on what REALLY gets women all giggity… such as chimp porn. What? Don't look at me like that [Giggity]

Wednesday 8 July 16:51:58 UTC 2015

Giggity [link] [58 comments] [Link]

The Onion » News in Brief: Online University Allows Students To Amass Crippling Debt At Own Pace

Wednesday 8 July 16:45:00 UTC 2015

SAN DIEGO—Touting its wide range of financially ruinous academic programs that can be tailored to meet anyone’s scheduling needs, officials at Enterprise College announced Monday that the online institution is committed to letting students amass a crippling amount of debt at their own individual pace. “Even if you work full-time and are busy raising a family, Enterprise College’s flexible courses … [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Disgruntled diner writes negative restaurant review, gets told by owner to 'grow a set' [Followup]

Wednesday 8 July 16:39:50 UTC 2015

Followup [link] [112 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » In the most West Virginia-est story ever–man arrested for holding two deer captive in his home. (With picture of housetrained deer) [Weird]

Wednesday 8 July 16:39:02 UTC 2015

Weird [link] [50 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Britain's fattest man who weighed 910 pounds has been laid to rest in a double sized coffin. His cremation will be on Thursday, Friday and Saturday [Sad]

Wednesday 8 July 16:36:54 UTC 2015

Sad [link] [64 comments] [Link]

FMyLife » coolcat10156 says FML

Wednesday 8 July 16:34:58 UTC 2015

Today, while waiting the required 5 minutes for my hair removal cream to work, my cat rubbed all over my legs while I wasn't looking. After getting clawed to death throwing her in the bath to get the cream off, all her hair on that side fell off. I now have a half hairless cat. FML [Link]

Mental Floss » Single-Character Answers

Wednesday 8 July 16:30:00 UTC 2015

Take the quiz! [Link]

Mental Floss » 10 Effortless Uses for Yesterday's News (and 1 Challenge)

Wednesday 8 July 16:30:00 UTC 2015

Deodorize your shoes, ripen your tomatoes, and more. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » NYSE halts all trading due to technical glitch, emergency eBay and Craigslist systems coming online [NewsFlash]

Wednesday 8 July 16:22:56 UTC 2015

NewsFlash [link] [346 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » When you stare into the abyss, the abyss also stares into you. When you stare at the soul-devouring nightmares created when Google's Deep Dream looks at anime, even the abyss might whimper and pee itself [Scary]

Wednesday 8 July 16:22:34 UTC 2015

Scary [link] [68 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » A Short History of Baked Goods and Prison Escapes

Wednesday 8 July 16:00:00 UTC 2015

From baked goods to canned chicken, prisoners have gotten creative when it comes to using food to break free. [Link]

Mental Floss » Where Are They Now? 8 Things That Terrified Us in the '90s

Wednesday 8 July 16:00:00 UTC 2015

Remember how scared we were of satanic cults, Y2K, and nuclear war? (Okay, we're still scared of nuclear war.) [Link]

Mental Floss » A Record Made From a Tortilla That Actually Plays

Wednesday 8 July 15:30:00 UTC 2015

A record that you can eat after you listen. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Man claims he was hit in the genitals by a banana thrown from a car. Subsequent police investigation has been fruitless [Strange]

Wednesday 8 July 15:20:17 UTC 2015

Strange [link] [65 comments] [Link]

FMyLife » WayToGoDaddyHo says FML

Wednesday 8 July 15:03:37 UTC 2015

Today, my father lectured me for dating a man with "no future". even though he's entering a PhD program next year at a top university. Meanwhile, my dad's last relationship was with a 20-year-old hooker who ended up stealing his credit cards. FML [Link]

Mental Floss » Mary Shelley's Favorite Keepsake: Her Dead Husband's Heart

Wednesday 8 July 15:00:00 UTC 2015

The gruesome way the author of Frankenstein coped with her husband's death. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » According to the CDC, heroin use in the U.S. has been growing at an "alarming" rate, with overdose fatalities doubling in the past few years. Darwin nods approvingly [Scary]

Wednesday 8 July 14:58:47 UTC 2015

Scary [link] [269 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » …and a new ingredient to our custard recipe is avian flu [Scary]

Wednesday 8 July 14:54:51 UTC 2015

Scary [link] [15 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Teacher of the year arrested after car wreck in possession of eight decks of heroin, drug paraphernalia and prescription drugs, including Xanax, Triazolam, dextroamphetamine and Loprin, will be promoted to administrator if she can score some blow [Fa

Wednesday 8 July 14:33:49 UTC 2015

Facepalm [link] [81 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » 16 Delicious Facts About 'American Pie'

Wednesday 8 July 14:30:00 UTC 2015

The movie that changed everything for flute enthusiasts and Shermans everywhere. [Link]

The Onion » News in Photos: Box With Cooking Instructions Immediately Retrieved From Trash

Wednesday 8 July 14:09:00 UTC 2015


[Link]

The Onion » Sports News in Brief: Study: Majority Of Baseball Games Between Twins, A’s

Wednesday 8 July 14:08:00 UTC 2015

LINCOLN, NE—According to a comprehensive new study published Wednesday by the University of Nebraska, the vast majority of Major League Baseball games are played between the Minnesota Twins and the Oakland Athletics. “Our research has conclusively shown that out of the entirety of professional baseball games held in the United States, over 85 percent are regular-season matchups between the Twins … [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Bigfoot … small penis [Audio]

Wednesday 8 July 14:03:34 UTC 2015

Audio [link] [36 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » Where Do Insects Poop?

Wednesday 8 July 14:00:00 UTC 2015

Everybody poops. This is a fact of life. But while it’s relatively easy for us to spot mammals relieving themselves, witnessing insects doing their business is a little more rare. You may not even recognize insect poop when you see it. So how do these small critters answer nature’s call? It depends on the species. 1. Black ants have toilet … [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Carnival gets approval to ship Norovirus to Cuba [Spiffy]

Wednesday 8 July 13:51:46 UTC 2015

Spiffy [link] [29 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » All United flights grounded without explanation. Just sit the friendly ground and wait [Weird]

Wednesday 8 July 13:51:25 UTC 2015

Weird [link] [68 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » "Dear people who live in fancy, tiny houses, do you ever wake up wondering, 'I've made a huge mistake?'" [Amusing]

Wednesday 8 July 13:51:18 UTC 2015

Amusing [link] [208 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Apparently the traditional 50th anniversary gift to your spouse includes both gold and an internal organ [Hero]

Wednesday 8 July 13:15:48 UTC 2015

Hero [link] [11 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Photoshop this pool heater [Photoshop]

Wednesday 8 July 13:00:01 UTC 2015

Photoshop [link] [22 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » You think oil is expensive? You should see how much breast milk goes for [Obvious]

Wednesday 8 July 12:52:45 UTC 2015

Obvious [link] [49 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Ultra-rare, 1-in-50 million split-color lobster caught in Maine, was delicious [Interesting]

Wednesday 8 July 12:46:46 UTC 2015

Interesting [link] [49 comments] [Link]

FMyLife » KaylaRox1908 says FML

Wednesday 8 July 12:45:00 UTC 2015

Today, I had to sit through an entire movie where every time a new character was introduced, the guy sitting behind me would say, "My name is Jeff." FML [Link]

Weird Universe » Meat Glue

Wednesday 8 July 12:36:52 UTC 2015

Why pay high prices for expensive cuts of meat? Here's how to make a ribeye from cheap scraps… using meat glue.

via TYWKIWDBI [Link]

Mental Floss » 5 Secrets of a Tour de France Rider

Wednesday 8 July 12:30:00 UTC 2015

The Tour de France is not for the faint of heart. The annual 21-stage bicycle race features teams of professional riders from around the world who pedal over 2,000 miles of the French countryside and French Alps before reaching the ceremonial last stage in Paris. We don’t all have the calf muscles to tackle a climb at an incline of … [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Getting revenge by posting fake sex ads using your exes' photos isn't a very nice thing to do, YOUR HONOR [Creepy]

Wednesday 8 July 12:05:04 UTC 2015

Creepy [link] [30 comments] [Link]

Weird Universe » Mystery Illustration 7

Wednesday 8 July 11:33:05 UTC 2015

What is the meaning of this display?

The answer is here. [Link]

GraphJam » Sponsored: Awkward

Wednesday 8 July 10:56:33 UTC 2015

There was a problem rendering this video- The video may have been deleted. Be sure to catch the season premiere of Awkward on 6/28 at 10:30/9:30c on MTV. Go to awkward.memebase.com and caption all the great Awkward characters! Submitted by: Unknown Tagged: Video Share on Facebook [Link]

GraphJam » How much sense LOST makes

Wednesday 8 July 10:56:29 UTC 2015

breathing,characters,confused,dork,finding,interesting,jungle,Line Graph,lost,mind,Pie Chart,sense,sex,shoot,television,TV,understand,walking Graph by: Kittehmastr Tagged: breathing , characters , confused , dork , finding , interesting , jungle , Line Graph , lost , mind , Pie Chart , sense , sex , shoot , television , TV , understand , walking Share on Facebook [Link]

GraphJam » Yo Dawg, I Heard You Like Flags

Wednesday 8 July 10:56:26 UTC 2015

Graph by: (via Know Your Meme) Tagged: best of week , Finland , flags , mother of god , Norway , yo dawg Share on Facebook [Link]

GraphJam » Seeing Good in the World: Kiva Loans

Wednesday 8 July 10:56:22 UTC 2015

See over 600,000 people making loans to those in need through Kiva, then try to tell me you aren't even a little bit inspired. Learn more about Kiva loans here. Submitted by: Unknown Tagged: cool , loans , map , Maps , microfinance , Video Share on Facebook [Link]

GraphJam » Warning: They Will Rot Your Brain

Wednesday 8 July 10:56:21 UTC 2015

avg computer games Pie Chart video games virus protection I'm pretty sure my mother pays them to make it freak out about video games. Graph by: LOLFAIL14159 Tagged: avg , computer , games , Pie Chart , video games , virus protection Share on Facebook [Link]

GraphJam » 

Wednesday 8 July 10:56:20 UTC 2015

godzilla Japan mouths movies sound venn diagram yeaaarrrrghh - 4327200256 Graph by: killermelga Tagged: godzilla , Japan , mouths , movies , sound , venn diagram , yeaaarrrrghh Share on Facebook [Link]

GraphJam » A Tribute to the World's Most Reliable Machine

Wednesday 8 July 10:56:15 UTC 2015

anatomy,money,snacks,vending machine Graph by: S.P.A-Bits (via Bite) Tagged: anatomy , money , snacks , vending machine Share on Facebook [Link]

GraphJam » You Have Too Much to Do to Be Reading This

Wednesday 8 July 10:56:13 UTC 2015

procrastinating procrastination time management Graph by: aj13696 (via www.mrlovenstein.com) Tagged: procrastinating , procrastination , time management Share on Facebook [Link]

GraphJam » Hunger Games Alignment Chart

Wednesday 8 July 10:56:05 UTC 2015

alignment,best of week,dd,hunger games,Memes,movies Quantifying Everything For Great Justice Graph by: (via Slacktory) Tagged: alignment , best of week , dd , hunger games , Memes , movies Share on Facebook [Link]

GraphJam » I am most likely to go to Professor/TA office hours when…

Wednesday 8 July 10:56:04 UTC 2015

LoL by: lonelyjew14 Tagged: education , Office , professor , school , TA Share on Facebook [Link]

GraphJam » The Internet Hates Safe Sex?

Wednesday 8 July 10:55:59 UTC 2015

Bar Graph doing the deed safe whatdoestheinternetthink - 6030262784 Graph by: Felixlolmaster.com Tagged: Bar Graph , doing the deed , safe , whatdoestheinternetthink Share on Facebook [Link]

GraphJam » Becoming a Pop Sensation: A Guided Journey

Wednesday 8 July 10:55:56 UTC 2015

If lyrics are too hard, just make up some random sounds; it works for Lady Gaga! Graph by: doodleeveryday (via doodleeveryday.wordpress.com) Tagged: annoying , flow chart , Music , pop , true Share on Facebook [Link]

GraphJam » Why Have You Cursed Me Traffic Gods!?

Wednesday 8 July 10:55:50 UTC 2015

best of week gods traffic unlucky - 6165286656 Graph by: (via The Doghouse Diaries) Tagged: best of week , gods , traffic , unlucky Share on Facebook [Link]

FMyLife » BigHelp says FML

Wednesday 8 July 10:52:26 UTC 2015

Today, my new antidepressants finally kicked in. I switched to them to try to control my anxiety. Turns out that the most common side effect, funnily enough, is nervousness. Guess I should've done more research. FML [Link]

Fark.com RSS » What do women really want? To sleep with their stepbrothers [Unlikely]

Wednesday 8 July 10:50:08 UTC 2015

Unlikely [link] [146 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » British researchers invent video game that helps you lose weight in just one week by training your brain to avoid unhealthy food like cookies and Doritos [Unlikely]

Wednesday 8 July 10:35:06 UTC 2015

Unlikely [link] [26 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » Upside-Down Mural Makes Sense When Reflected on the Water

Wednesday 8 July 10:30:00 UTC 2015

Sometimes the right perspective is all you need. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » 80% of 500 doctors, nurses, and physicians assistants surveyed admit going to work with communicable diseases because their employers don't provide sick leave [Sick]

Wednesday 8 July 10:20:42 UTC 2015

Sick [link] [95 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » Pretzel Logic

Wednesday 8 July 10:01:00 UTC 2015

[Link]

Fark.com RSS » How I found out my partner was gay [Interesting]

Wednesday 8 July 9:46:43 UTC 2015

Interesting [link] [110 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » WHO is unfit for health emergencies. Who? WHO [Sick]

Wednesday 8 July 9:41:51 UTC 2015

Sick [link] [28 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » Morning Cup of Links: Han Solo Gets a Prequel

Wednesday 8 July 9:30:40 UTC 2015

A Star Wars spinoff movie about young Han Solo has been confirmed. They’ve even got two directors lined up for it.
*
But what about casting the role of young Han Solo? Here are 19 suggestions for who should get that part.
*
50 of the Greatest Summer Reads of All Time. Surely there’s a few you haven’t read yet, … [Link]

Fark.com RSS » 'Vampires' keep doctors in the dark for fear of stereotyping: study [Weird]

Wednesday 8 July 8:58:44 UTC 2015

Weird [link] [40 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Not all young women who agree to hook up with old men after meeting them online are cops, but you might wish they were after reading this [Scary]

Wednesday 8 July 8:31:44 UTC 2015

Scary [link] [54 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » 15-Year-Old Spots a Math Mistake in a Museum Exhibit

Wednesday 8 July 7:30:00 UTC 2015

A high school sophomore noticed an error in a math equation at Boston's Museum of Science. [Link]

Futility Closet » Law and Punctuation

Wednesday 8 July 6:57:16 UTC 2015

In Ward v. Ward, a North Carolina court’s entire finding rested on the presence of a single comma. The will of Alvin T. Ward read: My Trustee is directed to pay such amounts of and from the income generated by said trust, and from the principal of said trust if he deems same to be advisable, to, for, or on … [Link]

Mental Floss » An App Shows You Where to Find Women’s History

Wednesday 8 July 6:52:50 UTC 2015

“Women on the Map” pings you whenever you’re near a site significant to women’s history. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » A woman who once took a selfie in front of a fire in New York City is now working for the DNC. THIS MEANS SOMETHING. I SHOULD BE OUTRAGED [Stupid]

Wednesday 8 July 6:35:49 UTC 2015

Stupid [link] [79 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Pregnancy has become so en vogue for women these days that they have begun editing photos of positive test results early, a phenomenon known as "tweaking" [Silly]

Wednesday 8 July 6:28:10 UTC 2015

Silly [link] [67 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » 10 Things to Know When Sneaking into North Korea

Wednesday 8 July 6:00:00 UTC 2015

In the introduction to North Korea Undercover, author John Sweeney describes the country as “Kafka written in an alphabet no one can read.” Sweeney came to this conclusion after sneaking into the country under the guise of a university professor interested in taking the grand tour. This book, a result of that visit, has the wit of a Hitchhiker’s Guide … [Link]

FMyLife » Hue says FML

Wednesday 8 July 5:45:59 UTC 2015

Today, I spent more time driving to my vacation spot than actually vacationing. FML [Link]

FMyLife » HowToGetFired says FML

Wednesday 8 July 5:45:58 UTC 2015

Today, I just finished a driving school that I thought would lower my insurance by 10%. It was 30 hours so I was glad it was over, that was until I found out I took the wrong class. FML [Link]

The Onion » American Voices: Researchers: People Age At Different Rates

Wednesday 8 July 5:30:00 UTC 2015

Analyzing factors such as subjects’ cholesterol and kidney function, a Duke University study determined that there is a wide range in the rate of aging among individual humans, with the average person’s “biological age” advancing 1.2 years per calendar year and in some cases much faster than that. What do you think?


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Fark.com RSS » Study finds 1980's metalheads and groupies all became drug-addled bums working dead end jobs. Just Kidding, they're actually better adjusted in society than middle-aged or current college-age youth. m/ -.- m/ [Cool]

Wednesday 8 July 5:17:03 UTC 2015

Cool [link] [78 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » Study Shows that Wearing Heels Can Weaken Your Ankles

Wednesday 8 July 4:30:00 UTC 2015

High heels may boost a woman's confidence or make her feel more attractive or powerful, but they definitely don't have any positive long term effects on her body, according to a new study published in The International Journal of Clinical Practice. Researchers at the Hanseo University in South Korea chose 10 women from each year of the flight attendant program … [Link]

Fark.com RSS » I'm not sure, but I really don't recall the job description for assistant softball coach requiring you to text underage girls pics of your junk with the message "I thought you should see why white guys are better" [Florida]

Wednesday 8 July 4:22:05 UTC 2015

Florida [link] [74 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » Citibank is Creating Their Own Digital Currency

Wednesday 8 July 4:00:00 UTC 2015

If bitcoin is outside your comfort zone (or your bank account), there may soon be a new option available to you: Citibank recently announced plans to create its own digital currency. [Link]

Mental Floss » This Guy Made a Wearable Batman Suit Out of Tree Bark

Wednesday 8 July 3:30:00 UTC 2015

Fight environmental crime in this cool suit. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Guy successfully distracts his beer pong opponent and wins the match. Also, two people ended up in the hospital [Dumbass]

Wednesday 8 July 3:18:26 UTC 2015

Dumbass [link] [40 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » Baby Mice Exposed to Cat Urine are Less Afraid of Cats

Wednesday 8 July 3:00:00 UTC 2015

New research found that if a baby mouse is exposed to cat urine, it won't run away from the scent when it's older. [Link]

Mental Floss » Even Robots Struggle to Throw a Consistent Knuckleball

Wednesday 8 July 2:30:00 UTC 2015

In an effort to better understand the mechanics of what makes a knuckleball move, students at the University of Toronto built a machine that attempts to mimic R.A. Dickey. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » New York City: where even the squirrels know the right way to eat a slice, but the mayor doesn't and insists on using a knife and fork like some stunod from Scarsdale [Cool]

Wednesday 8 July 2:20:24 UTC 2015

Cool [link] [104 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » Honey Bees Get STDs Too

Wednesday 8 July 2:00:00 UTC 2015

This is the first evidence of a sexually transmitted disease in a social insect. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Leading research university in Canada to offer new courses on quantum healing, alternative math (2+2=5) and unicorn anatomy [Facepalm]

Wednesday 8 July 1:31:20 UTC 2015

Facepalm [link] [51 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » Snoopy Takes Flight Thanks to Cool Quadcopter

Wednesday 8 July 1:30:00 UTC 2015

Everyone's favorite flying ace is soaring once again, thanks to a promotion for Comic Con. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » The mayor of the appropriately-named Whitesboro, NY swears its town seal is not racist–which is a bit hard to square with the seal's depiction of what appears to be a white settler choking a Native American man to death [Awkward]

Wednesday 8 July 1:11:27 UTC 2015

Awkward [link] [258 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » The Missing Links: Insane Military Training Exercises

Wednesday 8 July 0:56:36 UTC 2015

If you think you’re tough because you hit the gym this week, then you’ll be quickly humbled by reading about 10 of the craziest military training exercises. How are humans capable of this stuff? * When you’re in the market for one, don’t fall victim to these car buying mistakes that everyone makes. * You wouldn’t think there would be … [Link]

Fark.com RSS » The Farkcast is back and presents: John Scalzi [Cool]

Wednesday 8 July 0:30:35 UTC 2015

Cool [link] [55 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » 15 Fun Facts About ‘Scrubs’

Wednesday 8 July 0:30:00 UTC 2015

Stop shouting "Eagle!" with your bros and delve into these little-known facts about Scrubs, which premiered 15 years ago today. 1. THE HOSPITAL IS REAL. Sacred Heart is a real, abandoned hospital building. Patients used to drop by the set, seeking medical advice. The writers' room was North Hollywood Medical Center's former psychiatric ward, which might help explain some of … [Link]

Fark.com RSS » You know that Tinder profile with the pic of a celebrity? The one that keeps sending you pictures of his penis? Well, Tinder has some good news for you [Strange]

Wednesday 8 July 0:17:30 UTC 2015

Strange [link] [29 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Pair of British pilots pull off barnstorming stunt using science. Two planes one hangar [Cool]

Wednesday 8 July 0:11:38 UTC 2015

Cool [link] [23 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Photoshop this fashionable woman wearing sunglasses [Photoshop]

Wednesday 8 July 0:00:01 UTC 2015

Photoshop [link] [27 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » Face Danger (in Theory) at this Risk Theme Park

Wednesday 8 July 0:00:00 UTC 2015

A design for an unusual amusement park in South Korea would put the public in simulated harm's way. [Link]

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