Odds and sods I look at regularly, just because they amuse me. I hope they do the same for you. Incidentally, I found this page’s title on Greg Ross’s Futility Closet (it’s somewhere on this page) in a mini-article which also includes the delightful sentence in Icelandic: Barbara Ara bar Ara araba bara rabbabara. Ross points out that this, “besides being fun to say, is spelled with only three letters. It means “Barbara, daughter of Ari, brought only rhubarb to Ari the Arab.”
Overheard In The Office » You've Got “Management” Written All Over You
Sales manager: Do you believe this dude? He just gave me two fake social security numbers for himself like I wouldn't figure it out.Sales rep: Be careful or he'll steal yours.Sales manager: Nah, I give the clients a fake name, he won't find me.Sales rep: Well, he can just use any random eight numbers I guess.Sales manager: If by eight you … [Link]
Fark.com RSS » When asked about the strip club bust, the sheriff said, "It was very impressive" [Interesting]
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FMyLife » pleasedie says FML
Today, I took a shower with my boyfriend. I tried to be adventurous and went to give him a blowjob, only to end up slipping and head-butting him in the balls. FML [Link]
FMyLife » Anonymous says FML
Today, I was out with my youngest cousin and we had to stop for gas. Since he just got his license, I asked if he wanted to pump the gas while I went into the station to get snacks and pay. He pumped my car full of diesel. FML [Link]
Fark.com RSS » 800 South Carolina teachers. 375 schools. Over 1,000 grant requests for education projects. Stephen Colbert: "I got this" [Hero]
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Fark.com RSS » New candidate announces his candidacy for the Flint, Michigan mayoral race. That'll do, Giggles, that'll do [Amusing]
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Fark.com RSS » Fark Food Thread: Ok, you boozers. Since alcohol is king, do you pair your drinks with food in mind..or just more drinks? Is the fact that it has alcohol content enough for you or do you have method to your drunkness [Interesting]
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Fark.com RSS » Liberal, activist judge dismisses case against all homosexuals [Followup]
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Weird Universe » What A Ride
A Chinese theme park has a ride that simulates cremation. It ends with the rider being passed through a 'womb' and being reborn. [Link]
Fark.com RSS » The hook-up generation isn't so good at the hooking up part, apparently [Interesting]
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Weird Universe » Attorney Larry L. Archie
Via a chain of transmission that extends through our own Chuck Shepherd and longtime WU-vie Professor Music, we get the astonishing picture above, the kind of advert favored by Attorney Larry L. Archie. [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Austrian men's magazine prints newest edition using HIV-positive blood in an effort to teach you a lesson for buying Austrian magazines [Weird]
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Fark.com RSS » Suspended priest dubbed 'Monsignor Meth' who purchased a sex shop to launder his drug money now looking for leniency. The Aristocrats [Dumbass]
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The Onion » Infographic: Guide To Building Your Personal Brand
With the internet becoming more central to people’s personal and professional lives, it’s more important than ever for individuals to build a “personal brand” that markets themselves to the online community. Here are some tips for cultivating a personal brand:Create a professional website to show off the work that has failed to get you hired
Build a fan base by loudly … [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Photoshop this time traveler [Photoshop]
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The Onion » American Voices: McDonald’s Reintroduces Hamburgler As Attractive Suburban Dad
McDonald’s has reintroduced its iconic Hamburgler character as a slickly dressed dad who moved to the suburbs to raise his family but is now tempted back into a life of crime after being reminded about McDonald’s hamburgers, a new identity that some internet users have said is sexy. What do you think? 
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Fark.com RSS » Bad day: Your house catches fire. Worse day: The fire department finds your drugs [Amusing]
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Fark.com RSS » Woman finds packet of cocaine inside granola bar, hopes to win exclusive tour of cartel [Weird]
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Fark.com RSS » Lumber Liquidators announces plans to end its "free cancer with floor purchase" program [Fail]
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Fark.com RSS » Walking Dead Executive Producer reflects on what it's like to get Tweets from grief-stricken fans angry about a character's death. "Some of the tweets can be super mean" [Obvious]
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The Onion » News: Museum Of Repressed American History Conceals New Exhibit On Tuskegee Experiments
WASHINGTON—Expanding their collection in an effort to obscure even more information about the nation’s past, representatives for the Museum of Repressed American History confirmed Thursday that they have concealed a new exhibit on the Tuskegee syphilis experiment.According to curators at the country’s foremost museum for the suppression of information regarding controversial aspects of U.S. history, the exhibit titled “The Tuskegee … [Link]
The Onion » News in Brief: Email From Mom Sent At 5:32 A.M.
DENVER—After waking up and finding the message waiting on his computer, local man Drew Swanson confirmed to reporters Thursday that his mother had sent him an email at 5:32 a.m. “God, she sent this thing at 5:30 in the morning? Wow,” said Swanson, who rose from bed and turned on his computer at 9:05 to discover the correspondence from his … [Link]
Fark.com RSS » "How do you get turned away from McDonald's for being too drunk? I don't know why anyone would be there at 2 a.m. if they hadn't been drinking" [Followup]
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Fark.com RSS » Everything you ever wanted to know about German nudity, but were afraid to google at work [Interesting]
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The Onion » Sports News in Brief: Tom Brady Keeps Referring To Self As ‘Golden Boy’ While Denying Cheating Allegations
FOXBOROUGH, MA—Following the release of an independent investigation implicating him in the New England Patriots’ ball-deflation scandal, quarterback Tom Brady held a press conference Thursday during which he staunchly denied all allegations while repeatedly referring to himself as the “Golden Boy.” “The Golden Boy would like to state right now, for the record, that at no time did the Golden … [Link]
Fark.com RSS » "Alright, we're here at the theme park. Let's go ride the roller coaster, then the log flume, then the Death Simulator where we can experience the thrill of being cremated, then get some lunch, OK?" [Strange]
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Mental Floss » How the Philadelphia Suburbs Got Their Names
Many of Philadelphia’s suburbs have been around since before the American Revolution, and some are even as old as Pennsylvania itself (indeed, the land on which some of these places sit was purchased directly from colony founder William Penn). Like Philly, they’re rich in history, and many take their names from the settlers that claimed the land or the places … [Link]
The Onion » News in Brief: Urban Polling Centers Recommend Voters Start Lining Up Now For 2016 Election
WASHINGTON—In an effort to aid and inform local residents ahead of next year’s presidential election, officials at urban polling centers across the nation recommended Thursday that those intending to cast ballots in 2016 should begin lining up now. “Most polling locations will close at 7 p.m. on Tuesday, November 8, 2016, so in order to ensure you have enough time … [Link]
Fark.com RSS » One in every 6.5 people who join ISIS is a convert to Islam, like this icy hot German rapper Deso Dogg [Scary]
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Mental Floss » Thomas Edison’s Eerie Talking Dolls Speak After a Century of Silence
An Edison phonograph exhibit with a talking doll in Paris, 1889. Image Credit: National Park Service In the late 1800s, Thomas Edison got into the doll business. Not long after inventing the phonograph, the prolific entrepreneur imagined a line of toys that would make various sounds, like a train that would imitate the puff of steam exhaust, dogs that could … [Link]
Fark.com RSS » This is what happens when the pathetic school bully becomes the pathetic adult bully [Dumbass]
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Fark.com RSS » Abstinence-only high school experiences immaculate infection [Repeat]
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Fark.com RSS » Quebec woman to get the electric chair for being too noisy [Amusing]
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FMyLife » Chubby says FML
Today, my grandmother came to visit and asked me, "Did you change your hair, or are you just fatter now?" FML [Link]
FMyLife » that one anon says FML
Today, I called one of my old coworkers to see how she was doing. My boyfriend answered the phone. FML [Link]
The Onion » Photo Finish: Citizens Bank Locker Room Shower Drain Always Clogged With Phillie Phanatic’s Fur
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Mental Floss » 21 Things You Might Not Know About 'Dazed and Confused'
Find the nearest paddle, toss on some Foghat, and enjoy these 21 facts about 'Dazed and Confused.' [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Lottery winner was an undercover lottery agent. In other news, new Paul Blart III plot line found [Interesting]
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Fark.com RSS » Federal Appeals Court rules NSA phone metadata bulk collection illegal. You submitted this from a burner phone [Interesting]
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Mental Floss » The Fish That Could Wear Braces
Image Credit: My iPad and I Need some nightmare fuel? Have a look at the sheepshead fish (scientific name: Archosargus probatocephalus), a marine inhabitant that gets as much attention in dentistry as it does in ichthyology circles. First identified in 1792 and found in states including Florida, Texas, and Louisiana, sheepsheads are a popular catch for two reasons: they’re delicious, … [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Shut down everything, Captain Kidd's treasure found in Madagascar [Cool]
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Mental Floss » Send Your Art to the Moon
In 1977, a team headed by Carl Sagan sent two golden records representing the sounds of planet Earth out into space. Now, another team is sending art into the cosmos in an even more ambitious project—and you can help. Moon Drawings is a project created as part of the Moon Arts Group, an initiative at Carnegie Mellon University. Through May … [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Florida man says he got infected by flesh-eating bacteria while swimming at the beach, and he's not letting "doctors" or "test results" tell him otherwise (Some graphic images in article) [Florida]
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Fark.com RSS » In an effort to create a singularity that will swallow the internet, (or a clever local awareness campaign) Ottawa's Humane Society shot first [Caturday]
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Fark.com RSS » Hereareyourkeys'kthnxbye. *runs* [Stupid]
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The Onion » Infographic: What Is A Super PAC?
The result of two controversial 2010 federal court cases removing traditional restrictions on political action committee spending, super PACs are expected to have a significant influence on the results of the 2016 elections.
Here is everything you need to know about super PACs: Q: What is a political action committee?
A: A PAC is a living, breathing organism that is capable … [Link]
The Onion » Sports Newswire: Final Chuck Knoblauch Overthrown Ball Comes To Rest In Lake Superior
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The Onion » News in Brief: World Wildlife Fund Now Just Trying To Get Few Nice Photos Of Every Species For Posterity
GLAND, SWITZERLAND—Emphasizing the importance of having at least something to remember them by, the World Wildlife Fund announced Wednesday that it was now just trying to get a couple of nice photos of every animal species for posterity. “At this point, we’re pretty much committed to taking some high-quality, well-lit pictures of the world’s remaining fauna, so future generations can … [Link]
The Onion » Sports News in Brief: Tiger Woods, Lindsey Vonn Blame Breakup On Hectic Sex Lives
JUPITER ISLAND, FL—Explaining that the pressures of their day-to-day commitments had given them no other choice but to end their three-year relationship, golf star Tiger Woods and Olympic skier Lindsey Vonn released a joint statement Wednesday blaming their breakup on their hectic sex lives. “We’ll always share mutual admiration and respect for one another, but the reality is that our … [Link]
The Onion » News in Brief: Blog Post Read By Mother To Shape Child’s Next 18 Years
PAOLI, PA—Poised to inform future parenting decisions on medical care, dietary restrictions, and everyday well-being, the blog post “Fluoride Drops For Kids—Good Idea?” which was read by local mother Laurie Miller earlier today, will reportedly shape the next 18 years of her young child’s life. Reports indicate that after skimming the 300-word article published on Mommymuse.com, Miller will consider the … [Link]
The Onion » American Voices: Tourists Break 18th-Century Hercules Statue Trying To Snap Selfie
Two tourists visiting the Loggia dei Militi palace in Cremona, Italy reportedly tried to take a selfie with an 18th-century marble statue depicting two figures of Hercules by climbing on it, causing a large marble crown at its top to fall off and shatter. What do you think? 
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The Onion » News in Brief: Sprint’s New Long-Distance Relationship Plan Offers Decreased Minutes Each Month
NEW YORK—Touting it as a cost-effective and more customized option for many subscribers, Sprint this week announced a new wireless calling plan for people in long-distance relationships that offers a decreasing number of minutes each month. “Starting with 500 shared anytime minutes that gradually dwindle on a month-by-month basis, our first-of-its-kind long-distance relationship plan offers a great value for customers … [Link]
The Onion » News: Maximum-Security Prison Houses State’s Most Hardened, Violent Guards
REDDICK, FL—Saying the institution is notorious for the incidents of extreme violence that take place within its walls, sources confirmed Wednesday that the Marion County Correctional Center is home to Florida’s most dangerous and hardened population of prison guards.Officials from the state’s Department of Corrections told reporters that the maximum-security facility is occupied by its cruelest and longest-serving officers, men … [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Herd immunity, cybersecurity, and just for the hell of it, elephants (Sponsored link) [Interesting]
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The Onion » News in Brief: Prescription Label Recommends Just Taking More And More Until Something Kicks In
GREENVILLE, SC—Providing the drug’s dosage information and instructions for use, the label for anti-anxiety medication Ativan reportedly recommends that patients just keep taking more and more of the pharmaceutical until something kicks in, sources confirmed Wednesday. “Take two tablets by mouth and then just keep on throwing them back until you can really feel something,” reads the label adhered to … [Link]
The Onion » American Voices: Man Nearly Loses Arms After Injecting Them To Look Like The Hulk
In an effort to make his body resemble the Incredible Hulk, a 25-year-old bodybuilder from Brazil reportedly injected his arms with a solution of oil and alcohol to grow his biceps, which solidified into “rocks” and nearly required amputation. What do you think? 
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The Onion » American Voices: College Student Arrested For Spitting, Spraying Windex In Roommates’ Food
A college student at the University of South Carolina was arrested after roommates set up a secret camera in their common space that recorded her spitting and spraying Windex into their food. What do you think? 
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Fark.com RSS » One in seven marriages end due to social media. Wait, is Fark social media? [Interesting]
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Fark.com RSS » Has this family been photo-bombed by a ghost? No. In related news, ghosts are jerks [Scary]
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Fark.com RSS » Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. If you look out the window to your left, you will see we're flying over lovely Las Vegas. If you look to the right, you will see I'm a pedophile [Weird]
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Mental Floss » 5 Questions: Bones That Ain't
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The Onion » American Voices: Snowden Documents: NSA Can Search For Words Spoken In Phone Calls
According to newly released Edward Snowden documents, the NSA has a program it has nicknamed “Google for Voice” that is capable of creating very rough transcripts of what people have said during phone calls so some words can be archived and searched, although it is far from perfect at this point. What do you think? 
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Fark.com RSS » UNO student, tres knives [Scary]
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Fark.com RSS » Remember, 'Muricans, Brits drive on the left, football is soccer, red is blue and blue is red. It's your UK elections results thread. Polls close at 5pm Eastern time [News]
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Fark.com RSS » Teacher in trouble for burning "I heart Mom" onto the arms of several students using a Tesla coil. Police officer loses any nerd credibility: "I had to look up Tesla coil on Wikipedia this morning" [Dumbass]
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Mental Floss » 17 Slang Names for Your Significant Other from the 18th Century
William Hogarth via Wikipedia Commons // Public Domain Forget calling your partner "sweetheart" or "honey." The Dictionary of the Vulgar Tongue by lexicographer Francis Grose includes a number of less than complimentary alternatives to "wife," "husband," and "prostitute." The dictionary was first published in 1785, then updated for a second edition in 1811. Grose compiled the list of words from … [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Russia's most cutting-edge new tank apparently runs on Windows [Fail]
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Fark.com RSS » Pope Francis announces the formation of a new fast-response Whore Forgiveness Squad of priests who will dispatch around the globe to forgive women for having abortions [Spiffy]
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Fark.com RSS » Not only was Josef Goebbels Hitler's minister of propaganda and an all-around shiatheel, his estate wants royalties every time his diaries are quoted in scholarly works [Stupid]
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Mental Floss » What's the Difference Between "You" and "U"?
Are we reviving a formal/informal distinction? [Link]
FMyLife » CASH_NoMOMEY says FML
Today, my main source of income is finding money on the ground. FML [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Whole Foods wants to start wooing hipsters, fails to realize that's already their core customer base [Ironic]
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Fark.com RSS » Pigeon fancier will never recoop loss of his prize athletes (aka feathered rats) [Sad]
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Fark.com RSS » British tabloids fly off the presses with hysterics on General Election Day …and of course hilarity ensues [Amusing]
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Overheard In The Office » Worth a Lot of Money on the Right Japanese Website
Coworker #1, whose initials don’t include ‘P': Oh, that personalized stationery set is a really nice gift. I’d take it, except it’s got ‘P’ on it.Coworker #2: It’s got pee on it?!South Austin, TexasOverheard by: uncle eddie [Link]
Overheard In The Office » He Remembers Shindler's List As a Children's Fairy Tale
General manager: Folks, this year is going to be like The Perfect Storm. You know, that movie with Kevin Costner.Sales rep #1, whispering: Was Kevin Costner even in that movie?General manager: We can either ride it out or we can push to the crest of the tsunami!Sales rep #1: Didn't people die in The Perfect Storm?Sales rep #2: Yes.Plainfield Pike, Rhode … [Link]
Overheard In The Office » Yeah, You Wish That Was a Metaphor
Boss: We're going to have to stroke his penis.Downtown Brooklyn
New York City, New YorkOverheard by: Miss Blige [Link]
Overheard In The Office » Anyway, Meeting’s Cancelled; Wanna Go Looting?
Flood vic #1: So I said to my boss, “I won’t be able to make the meeting in NYC, because my house is flooded and I had to evacuate.”Flood vic #2: So what did she say?Flood vic #1: She said that she was stressed out about having to cancel the meeting and incoveniencing the people in NYC.Flood shelter cotOverheard by: … [Link]
Overheard In The Office » I Need to Live a Life Where This Is “Only”
Guy on smoke break: … And when he came home, he only had, like, eight hundred bucks in his wallet — something like that.St. Paul, Minnesota [Link]
Overheard In The Office » Maybe He's Studying to Be a Doctor?
Redneck woman: So you think chip's gay?Son: I don't know.Redneck woman: Maybe he just likes to look at pictures of naked men. Who knows?Gainesville, Florida [Link]
Overheard In The Office » So Let’s Get This Code Embedded
Suit #1: We have to make sure they get laid in our system.Suit #2 (concentrating): Right…Boston, MassachusettsOverheard by: …and what exactly would that system be, now? [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Cop bites man's testicle during Cinco de Mayo celebration. Stay classy, Baltimore [Asinine]
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Fark.com RSS » Photoshop this nut [Photoshop]
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Fark.com RSS » By using the age guessing program, you have granted Microsoft license rights without limitation to copy, distribute, transmit, publicly display, reproduce, edit and reformat your photo, forever. But at least you know how old you look [Fail]
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Fark.com RSS » DEA agents who left college student alone in cell for 5 days with no food or water get UN-approved punishment of a Strongly Worded Letter [Asinine]
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Fark.com RSS » Talk. Spit. / [Dumbass]
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Weird Universe » Hair Fertilizer
Les Hoten's miracle cure for baldness: mix together chicken manure, fine sand, and potash, and rub it all on your head. It's guaranteed to work!
Sources: The Lodi News-Sentinel">The Lodi News-Sentinel – Nov 27, 1967; and The Daily Courier – Sep 28, 1967. [Link]
FMyLife » dadoftheyear says FML
Today, I had to say to my 23-year-old son that it's not a compliment to tell a woman that he wants to jam his cock down her throat. FML [Link]
Weird Universe » Mystery Gadget 27
What did this big monster machine do? I'll mention that it was not a one-off experimental device, but something in daily use in New York City.
The answer is here. [Link]
Overheard In The Office » It Does, but Not in the Way You Mean
Graphic designer holding two envelopes with different designs: Are you curious?Marketing coordinator: I dunno… Are you bi-curious?Graphic designer, stunned: Do you know what that means?Marketing coordinator: Ummm… Doesn’t it mean doubly curious?401 South Jackson Street
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Mental Floss » Bones That Ain't
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FMyLife » Anonymous says FML
Today, my boyfriend complained that I only respond to his flirtations with exasperation and annoyance. Apparently, grunting and humping my leg like an ill-mannered dog while I'm trying to wash dishes is his way of flirting. FML [Link]
Mental Floss » Virtual Reality Experiences Are Coming to Utah Soon
Originally slated to open in July 2015, Evermore Park was supposed to be a theme park that brought visitors back to the Victorian Era. The would-be destination was set to occupy 45 acres in Pleasant Grove, Utah, and to focus more on experiences than rides. Unfortunately, because it's such a big undertaking, construction of Evermore Park has been put on … [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Bender uncovers Pentagon abuse of government credit cards, featuring blackjack and hookers [Obvious]
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Fark.com RSS » Cockatoos found inserted inside bottles, stuffed into box. The sexual innuendo is simply turgid [Sick]
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Mental Floss » Morning Cup of Links: Skeletal Surprise
A man was understandably concerned when he found two skeletons while snorkeling in the Colorado River. But local police insisted there was nothing to see here, because the skeletons were just having a tea party.
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The only thing more outrageous than the dresses at this year's Met Gala were the memes that came afterward.
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Fark.com RSS » 46 illegal alien "Dreamers" caught attempting to obtain training in military weapons and tactics [Scary]
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Fark.com RSS » From the Acting Witan of Mercia to the Gay and Lesbian Kingdom of the Coral Sea Islands, a look at some of the world's most unique micronations [Cool]
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Fark.com RSS » Dog with a bullet proof digestive tract proves it by eating 23 live .308 caliber rifle bullets. Also includes a LONG list of things the dog has eaten in his 4 year life [Strange]
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FMyLife » StargazeKitsune says FML
Today, while out shopping with friends, I was apphrehended by two bounty hunters because they recognized my purple-dyed hair. Too bad my name isn't Natalie, who apparently shares the same hair color. They didn't believe me, even after I showed my ID. FML [Link]
GraphJam » Forever Just You
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GraphJam » Position of liquid spillage on my pants
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GraphJam » when you realize there are no towels in the bathroom
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GraphJam » Things I have to carry
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GraphJam » Bed Area
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GraphJam » I Will Tape Your Mouth Shut
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GraphJam » It's Never Lupus
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GraphJam » INVISBLE GRAPH
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GraphJam » Repetitiveness of female cosplayers at San Diego Comic Con
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GraphJam » What we know about walruses
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GraphJam » False: Men Never Win Arguments
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GraphJam » Reason for writing the word congrats instead of congratulations.
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GraphJam » Swedish Meatballs Better Than Swedish Furniture
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GraphJam » How Loud My Dog Is
Why I Like Cats Graph by: Unknown Tagged: Bar Graph , dogs , pet , quiet , shhh , sneaky Share on Facebook
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GraphJam » Happiness of your Dog vs. How long you've been gone.
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GraphJam » Evil / Incompetent / Cowardly
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GraphJam » Wake Up and Smell What You Shovel'n, Die Hard
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GraphJam » Bringing families together
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GraphJam » Elevator Etiquite
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GraphJam » Two Devices Enter. One Device Leaves
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GraphJam » Wear it Low and Proud!
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GraphJam » Peanut Butter Jelly Time
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GraphJam » Teams the refs make bad calls on
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Mental Floss » Nitrogen-Infused Coffee That Tastes Like Beer is All The Rage
With temperatures creeping up into the 80s this week in New York City, it's officially iced coffee season. And this year, there's a new take on cold brew: Nitro Coffee, a beverage for when you want to feel like you're drinking a beer, but have the mental state of someone who's just downed multiple espressos. Nitro is coffee infused with … [Link]
Fark.com RSS » TGIFriday's unveils new PB&J wings [Sick]
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Fark.com RSS » Not News: Parents bribe teen daughters to do homework and chores. Fark: With cocaine and weed [Florida]
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Mental Floss » Ancient Penis Worm Dragged Itself Around On Super Weird Throat Teeth
Image Credit: Ghedoghedo via Wikimedia Commons // CC BY-SA 3.0 The bizarre teeth of an ancient marine worm may hold the key to classifying enigmatic fossils. Penis worms, sometimes known by their less-titillating moniker of priapulid worms, lived during the Cambrian Period, a time starting around 1.9 million years ago when most animal groups appeared on Earth. New research on … [Link]
Futility Closet » Roll Call
Image: Wikimedia Commons A problem from the 2002 Moscow Mathematical Olympiad: A group of recruits stand in a line facing their corporal. They are, unfortunately, rather poorly trained: At the command “Left turn!”, some of them turn left, some turn right, and some turn to face away from the corporal. Is it always possible for the corporal to insert himself in … [Link]
Mental Floss » 15 Super-Manly Facts About Vladimir Putin
He may be superhuman. [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Leave it to Japan to build one of the scariest bridges in the world [Interesting]
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Fark.com RSS » Theme of Farktography Contest No. 522: "Clubhouse" Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme [Farktography]
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Overheard In The Office » You Got a Little Panache on Your Necktie
Intern, after belching: I’m trying to have style, class, and panache, but it’s just not working.Broadway
New York City, New YorkOverheard by: Sarah [Link]
Overheard In The Office » Can I Omit Truths to a Drag Queen?
Boss: Never lie to a transsexual!Los Angeles, California [Link]
Overheard In The Office » At Which You'll Be Briefed on My Breathing, Sniffling, and Breaking Wind.
Coordination director to coworker who just asked complicated question: What? I'm eating carrots, so I can't hear. And something in the dressing is making me sweaty. Are you ready for our meeting?Albany, New YorkOverheard by: the equivalent of [Link]
Overheard In The Office » But She’s All, “I’m Three Years Old, Daddy!”
Boss: I need her strapped to her desk with a phone in her ear at all times… I need her making money. 41 East 11th Street
New York, New York Overheard by: MissPinkKate [Link]
Overheard In The Office » Really Cut Into My Solitaire Time, But It Was Worth It.
Office lady: I kept the Crock-Pot under my desk and stirred the meatballs all day.Charlotte, North CarolinaOverheard by: Scared of the foot food [Link]
Weird Universe » Name your favorite Cartoon
What is your favorite cartoon ? .. The above is mine as I have a golden retriever just like Kenny.
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Fark.com RSS » It's got to suck to be a tree that survived the Revolutionary War and Hurricane Sandy only to be chopped down on Earth Day by a home developer [Asinine]
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Mental Floss » 10 Fascinating Facts About the Chunnel
Before the tunnel in the English Channel was finished in 1994, anyone who wished to get from England to France had to endure a 90-minute ferry ride—even though the countries are separated by just 30 miles across the sea. Thanks to the Chunnel, the trip now takes 35 minutes and carries nearly 50,000 people daily. In honor of its 21st … [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Turns out, giving homeless people homes helps them [Interesting]
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Mental Floss » Pirate Treasure Discovered in Tampa Attic
ABC Breaking US News | ABC Politics News While doing some routine spring cleaning, a Florida family stumbled on a strange family relic. In their grandfather’s attic was a wooden box containing an old treasure map, Spanish coins, a family wedding photo—and, strangest of all, a severed hand still wearing a ring. Siblings Mike and Maria Lopez told WTSP News … [Link]
FMyLife » Suicidal_Divide says FML
Today, I heard a loud beep for over an hour. It didn't come from my phone or even an alarm of some sort. It was my son pretending to be a smoke alarm. FML [Link]
FMyLife » Anonymous says FML
Today, I got a text from a guy I hooked up with. I'm not really interested in him, so I rushed out of his house last night. He was letting me know I left my wallet at his house, and if I want it, I'll have to let him take me to dinner. FML [Link]
Fark.com RSS » A new study shows that more older Americans are dying in falls. No mention if Niagara, Multnomah or Havasu [Scary]
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Mental Floss » 5 Fast Facts About Eastern Bongos
Last week, Zoo Atlanta’s Facebook page announced the new arrival of a baby Eastern Bongo. This is exciting (and adorable) news, but you might be asking, ‘what even is an Eastern Bongo?” mental_floss talked to Tammy Schmidt, the assistant curator of mammals at Zoo Atlanta, to find out more about these interesting creatures. 1. There are two bongo subspecies. 
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Overheard In The Office » The Wheels in Her Brain Go Round and Round…
28-year-old intern: How do you spell your last name? 22-year-old intern: “Towne”. You know, like “City” only with an “e”.28-year-old agent: Don’t you mean like “Town” with an “e”?22-year-old intern: Nope, I mean “City”. But I suppose “Town” would work too. I never thought of that.Minneapolis, Minnesota [Link]
FMyLife » Freelman says FML
Today, I tried to write a bad review for the fast-food place at which I work part-time. My username made me anonymous, but I forgot to change my profile picture. Now my manager and coworkers won't even speak to me. FML [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Government watchdog finds that 1,580 IRS workers evaded taxes over a 10-year period – some even receiving promotions and bonuses after they were caught [Asinine]
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Fark.com RSS » Photoshop the natural towers of Tenerife [Photoshop]
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