Odds and sods I look at regularly, just because they amuse me. I hope they do the same for you. Incidentally, I found this page’s title on Greg Ross’s Futility Closet (it’s somewhere on this page) in a mini-article which also includes the delightful sentence in Icelandic: Barbara Ara bar Ara araba bara rabbabara. Ross points out that this, “besides being fun to say, is spelled with only three letters. It means “Barbara, daughter of Ari, brought only rhubarb to Ari the Arab.”
FMyLife » generic_name123 says FML
Today, I finally got the girl of my dreams' phone number. After texting her "Hey, is this Stephanie?" I got response saying "Sorry bro, I know how you feel, she did the same thing to me." FML [Link]
Fark.com RSS » "One of the things we understand now is that the initial ship that came over from England to Massachusetts Bay actually carried more beer than water," says Bruce Bustard [Interesting]
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Fark.com RSS » Good news: Your autistic child's asthma is not due your use of SSRI antidepressants during pregnancy [Interesting]
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Overheard In The Office » … Without Being Shot
IT guy: I feel for teachers, because it’s not like the good old days when you could take kids under the stairwell and pummel them.Bush Lake Road
Minneapolis, MinnesotaOverheard by: just trying to finish the day [Link]
Mental Floss » 16 Things You Might Not Have Known About '3rd Rock from the Sun'
The more-watched but older NBC comedy with a number and a rock in the title. [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Woman to spend time in the pokey for illegal butt injections [Followup]
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Overheard In The Office » …Who Buys a Zoot Suit?
Coworker #1: Mothball or malt ball sized hail?Coworker #2: I think that only matters if you are a windshield.Coworker #1: They can all die. They ate holes in my 800-dollar zoot suit.Coworker #2: Aw, man!Austin, Texas [Link]
Mental Floss » 7 Animals That Jump for Fun and for Sport
For the most part, it seems like the only animals that do any real competitive jumping-over-things are horses. Sure, dogs, in agility displays, and humans, in hurdles, sometimes get in on the action, but when you say the words “show jumping,” people tend to think “horses.” But they’re certainly not the only animals that can do it. 1. These Rabbits … [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Texans want to leave the union they never joined because they love America [Followup]
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Fark.com RSS » Apparently those initials carved into the side of the Roman Colosseum date back to AD, uh, Saturday [Stupid]
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The Onion » Nation’s 30 Fraudulent Voters March On Washington To Restore Voting Rights Act
WASHINGTON—Spanning nearly half of a city block as they rallied to support the freedoms of unscrupulous citizens, the nation’s 30 fraudulent voters reportedly marched on Washington, D.C. 
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Fark.com RSS » US places sanctions on 7 Venezuelan officials, thus officially opening the spring 2015 change-of-regime season [Obvious]
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Fark.com RSS » Clairvoyant, anime aficionado, zombie expert dismissed from theater shooting jury [Obvious]
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Fark.com RSS » Photoshop this trustworthy driver [Photoshop]
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The Onion » Apple Fans Demand Other Products They Can Feel Directly Against Skin At All Times
SAN FRANCISCO—Following Monday’s unveiling of the highly anticipated Apple Watch, fans of Apple across the nation reportedly called on the company to manufacture more products that they can feel pressed against their skin at all times. 
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Mental Floss » Sam Simon, Who Gave the Entirety of His Fortune Away to Charity, Dies
Sam Simon, who wrote, produced, and created some of the most-loved television series in history, passed away at the age of 59. While Simon will undoubtedly be remembered for his work on Taxi, Cheers, and The Simpsons, his generosity—which was unique in its sheer totality—has made and will continue to make a lasting impression, as well. Around three years ago, … [Link]
Mental Floss » The Missing Links: What to Do When A Grenade Is Thrown At You
Just So You Know: Here is what you are supposed to do when a grenade is thrown at you. * These weird things were actually found on Earth. * These weird things were actually left on the moon. * These men are trying to keep ancient monuments and relics in Syria from being destroyed by ISIS. * This is sure … [Link]
The Onion » American Voices: Tim Cook: Apple Watch Will Make Driving Safer
Ahead of today’s release of the Apple Watch, Apple CEO Tim Cook said in an interview with the Telegraph that the new device will function in place of keys to unlock cars and allow drivers to make calls without taking their hands off the steer… 
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Fark.com RSS » Los Angeles held an election to decide what to do about low voter turn-out…but nobody showed up for it [Ironic]
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Mental Floss » Watch Emma Watson's HeForShe Q
Yesterday was International Women's Day, and actress and UN Women Global Goodwill Ambassador Emma Watson sat down at the Facebook offices in London to discuss gender equality and the HeForShe campaign (which she launched with an excellent speech at the UN last year). “Gender equality, historically, has been predominately a woman's movement, for women," she said. “But I think the … [Link]
The Onion » Infographic: How Cable Companies Plan To Fight Cord Cutting
More consumers than ever are “cord cutting,” or getting rid of their cable service in favor of watching shows online, challenging the cable industry to launch new initiatives in order to keep customers. 
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Futility Closet » The Fenn Treasure
Image: Wikimedia Commons In March 2013, New Mexico art dealer Forrest Fenn announced that he had hidden a bronze treasure chest in the Rocky Mountains north of Santa Fe. In the chest, he says, are gold coins, artifacts, and jewelry worth more than $1 million. Fenn said he’d conceived the idea when diagnosed with cancer in 1988, planning to bury the … [Link]
The Onion » Jumbled Nest Of Cords Makes Move To Third New Apartment
Jumbled Nest Of Cords Makes Move To Third New Apartment 
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The Onion » Man Suddenly Regretting Asking To Be Taken Seriously By Peers
COLUMBIA, MO—Just two weeks after requesting candid feedback on his work and a greater voice in department meetings, local marketing strategist Daniel Farragut told reporters Monday that he is beginning to regret asking to be taken seriously by his … 
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The Onion » Slideshow: The Week In Pictures – Week Of March 9, 2015
The Week In Pictures – Week Of March 9, 2015 
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The Onion » Editorial Cartoon: Pinpoint Inaccuracy
Pinpoint Inaccuracy 
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FMyLife » Anonymous says FML
Today, I told my Dad I was an alcoholic and had decided to seek help. His reply, "Don't stop drinking, you are the life of the party, funny and beautiful when you drink." FML [Link]
FMyLife » sadex says FML
Today, I got the earlier bus to avoid my ex after a painful breakup. He had the same idea. FML [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Meanwhile, in Japan [Interesting]
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The Onion » American Voices: Study: Female Orcas Take On Leadership Roles After Menopause
A new study has found that after female orcas go through menopause, they become leaders in their community by passing on knowledge about finding food and sharing their wisdom with younger whales. 
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Mental Floss » 10 Regional Foods You Should Try
Something called a Garbage Plate may not sound like the most appetizing thing to the uninitiated, but namedrop the delicacy in front of someone who’s spent time in Western New York and you’ll likely make their mouth water. That’s how it works with the most niche offerings of American cuisine. Region-by-region, state-by-state, and city-by-city, every local has his or her … [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Nothing to see here, just a couple of DOT workers gluing pieces of the bridge back together. Enjoy your commute [Scary]
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Fark.com RSS » Ever wonder why your deli sandwich always comes with a pickle? Here comes the science [Interesting]
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Fark.com RSS » Fark NotNewsletter: The more things change, the more they stay the same [FarkBlog]
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Fark.com RSS » Fire damages luxury RVs. Investigation pointing towards Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny since they don't exist either [Misc]
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Mental Floss » Meet the World's Greatest Elvis Impersonator
by Shawn Klush, as told to Nick Greene Even when he’s not on stage, Shawn Klush speaks with Elvis Presley’s unmistakable drawl. The Pennsylvania native is so convincing as his hero, the BBC named him the World’s Greatest Elvis. We asked him what it’s like to become—not just impersonate—the King of Rock ’n’ Roll. Elvis was always playing in the … [Link]
FMyLife » why they bomb says FML
Today, feeling in need of a self-esteem boost, I took what I thought was a good selfie and I put it on Facebook. Out of 500 friends, the only response I got was a picture of Saddam Hussein with the caption, "This is why I bomb people." FML [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Sigma Alpha Epsilon closes chapter at U. of Oklahoma after discovering that there are racists in Oklahoma and they tend to join frats [Followup]
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Fark.com RSS » Islamic State of Iraq and Syria overheard bickering amongst themselves, denouncing "farking splitters" joining the Iraqi-Syrian Islamic State [Obvious]
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FMyLife » probably not getting the job says FML
Today, I applied for a job at a local store. As I walked out the door, I heard the manager read it out loud and everybody else laugh. FML [Link]
Mental Floss » Name the Schools with the Most NCAA Tournament Appearances
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FMyLife » fruitoftheloom says FML
Today, my girlfriend took off my pants for the first time. She was more impressed by the pattern on my boxers than by my cock. FML [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Will Tony and Cherie Blair get divorced? The Daily Mail is just asking questions [Unlikely]
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Mental Floss » Explore the World’s Languages with this Cool Interactive Map
You know about French, Spanish, and Russian, but what about Tohono Oodham, Karaim, and Iu Mien? [Link]
Mental Floss » Leonard Nimoy Explains the Vulcan Salute
Without Nimoy's Orthodox Jewish background, we wouldn't have the Vulcan salute. [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Mysterious stone figures discovered in Central Florida and thought to be priceless Asian artifacts turn out to be "the Indonesian equivalent of lawn gnomes" [Florida]
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Overheard In The Office » But I Heard Something about Some New Arrestive Hormone Therapy
Woman: My daughter is 16.Guy: Wow, she’s almost grown.Woman: I know — in two years she’ll be out of the house. I almost wish she had Down Syndrome so she would have to live with me forever.Davenport, Iowa [Link]
Overheard In The Office » Was It a Short Wedding?
Secretary: That’s what my sister did. They went to Niagara Falls and got married by a midget.Uniontown, Ohio [Link]
Overheard In The Office » Variety: Lewd Nude Dude Chewed!
Guy on cell: Dude! Another dude got chewed!Fresno City Hall
Fresno, CaliforniaOverheard by: Dudette [Link]
Overheard In The Office » How You Know Your Coworker Is Straight
Employee: Did you see the Accounting Department? They are all dressed up like the Village People… or the Seven Dwarfs — I’m not sure.100 Mountain Road
Framingham, MassachusettsOverheard by: Snow Whitefish [Link]
Fark.com RSS » "Are you ignorant about the world?" Well, you're reading this on CNN, so [Obvious]
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Fark.com RSS » Prize winning Irish biatch dies from poisoning and two others sickened after Crufts dog show. And here you thought that the competition on Toddlers and Tiaras was ruthless [Scary]
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Fark.com RSS » Photoshop this happy gnome [Photoshop]
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Fark.com RSS » According to this recycled article that ABC News didn't bother to update a single bit, only 18 states allow same-sex marriage and those couples can now file joint tax returns [Fail]
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Weird Universe » The man who posted himself to Australia
On the theme of People Who Have Posted Themselves Through The Mail, so far we have already noted the achievements in this line of activity of Henry Bray, May Pierstorff, and Johann Beck.
We can add to our list Reg Spiers, about whom the BBC News recently ran an article. In the mid-1960s, Spiers posted himself from London to Australia … [Link]
Overheard In The Office » If Dark Angel Had Been Shown on the Logo Channel
Office philosopher: Everyone's pretty much a lesbian bike messenger in Portland, anyway.San Diego, California [Link]
Weird Universe » Jet-Propelled Papa
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FMyLife » NoHamForMeThanks says FML
Today, I was told that I need to learn to "let things go" by a woman who held a four-month grudge over a ham sandwich. FML [Link]
GraphJam » Deconstructing Muppet Names
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GraphJam » It's Tough Having a Relationship With Your Hand
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GraphJam » Eat ALL the Vegetables!
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GraphJam » Lots of Time and Money Invested…
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GraphJam » Internet communities
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GraphJam » "Oh Man, I Totally Forgot the Controls"
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GraphJam » What Self Control?
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GraphJam » Ramen Noodle Consumption
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GraphJam » Our Generation's Shakespeare
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GraphJam » University Websites
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GraphJam » Content of a Pop Song
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GraphJam » Reasons Why I Don't Have a Facebook Yet
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GraphJam » PEZ Candy
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GraphJam » The Alternate History Channel
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GraphJam » Well, When They're Rapping About How Much Money They Have What Do They Expect?
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GraphJam » tumblr_la437eBG651qdmfqro1_500.png (500�493)
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GraphJam » So What Does That Make You?
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GraphJam » Likeliness of Two People Who Hate Each Other to Hook Up
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GraphJam » Enough of This Stupid Game!!! (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻
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GraphJam » Settle for Two and an Occasional Third
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GraphJam » Untitled
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GraphJam » Like the Anti-Smurf
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GraphJam » Laziness: the Leading Cause of Beards
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GraphJam » FYI, Jesus Returns in 2018…and in 2023?
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GraphJam » The State of the Internet
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GraphJam » Facebook Friends, Y U So Flaky?
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GraphJam » Availability of my waiter/waitress over the course of a meal
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GraphJam » How Good You Think You Are At Singing VS Actual Ability
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GraphJam » Respect For Pluto Over Time
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FMyLife » curtain buyer says FML
Today, I moved into my new apartment. As I sat in my living room watching Netflix, I found out that my window has an excellent view of my new neighbors, who just so happen to like to shag with the blinds open. I guess I'll be buying some curtains. FML [Link]
Fark.com RSS » If you knew the real truth about the legal battle over the sweet vidalia onion it would make you cry [Sad]
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Fark.com RSS » Red Bull launches new flavored energy drinks with zero calories. Customers can choose from Jittery Jasmine, Shaky Strawberry, Nervous Nectarine [Interesting]
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Mental Floss » The 8 Honorary Citizens of the United States
Let’s say you’re not a citizen of the United States, but you want to be. But not so much that you’d apply for naturalization, which involves interviews, tests, biometrics screening, and oaths. Let’s say you just want it, but again, not so much that you’d want to actually vote in the U.S., or apply for a passport. In such a … [Link]
Mental Floss » 11 Ways Technology Can Boost Your Work Performance
These days, it’s hard to imagine doing any job without some form of technology. But new developments in tech do more than make your work possible; they’re making it better. Improving technologies save you time and streamline your efficiency, letting you focus on the big picture stuff. Here’s how you can harness the power of technology to get the most … [Link]
Mental Floss » 5 Questions: Spring Forward
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Overheard In The Office » 9AM Doctor’s Appointment
Nurse #1: It’s more important that we get rid of the dead things in the clinic.
Nurse #2: The smell’s still there?
Nurse #3: Have you tried spraying the air with something? 1230 York Avenue
New York, NY Overheard by: Molly the Mole [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Grand Theft Auto VII: City of Brotherly Love. MISSION FAILED [Sad]
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Mental Floss » Artist Cuts Extinct Animals Out of Their Illustrations
American artist Brandon Ballengée doubles as a biologist, and draws inspiration from his ecological field and laboratory research. The scientific artist's "The Frameworks of Absence" pays tribute to the animals that have been erased off the earth by erasing them from acquired natural history lithographs. Ballengée cut the animals out of their illustrations and framed the empty outlines. The cut-out … [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Congratulations on getting a flu shot last fall. Here's your "I Survived Flu Season 2015" t-shirt [Cool]
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Fark.com RSS » "These simple tips will help turn your cover letter from tired to hired." Wait. People still write cover letters and think they are actually read and appreciated by HR? AH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA oh that's cute [Fail]
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Fark.com RSS » There's nothing like a spring training game where you get to see the bees of summer warming up [Scary]
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Mental Floss » Morning Cup of Links: Iditarod Suffers from Lack of Snow
While the Northeast dealt with records amounts of snow this winter, Alaska doesn’t have enough. Anchorage had to truck snow in for the Iditarod opening ceremonies.
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Neill Blomkamp's Chappie has a robot that’s very human and relatable. In fact, he’s more human than the humans in the film.
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Meet the Birmingham Spider-Man. He disguises himself as the super … [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Woman teaches new moms how to carry a baby and a handgun at the same time. Apparently it's for mothers who like to have 38s for self defense and for breast feeding [Strange]
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FMyLife » uglyshoegirl says FML
Today, I sent a picture to my best friend of the shoes I want to wear to prom. She replied, "Wow those are so unique". I guess she forgot that last week she told me she only uses the word unique when she hates something. FML [Link]
Fark.com RSS » The KKK spent the 50th anniversary of the March on Selma handing out flyers door-to-door in Selma [Sick]
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Fark.com RSS » Really slow tourist killed by glacier, Methodists reach new high under Obama, and Virgin Mobile becomes Technical Virgin Mobile: some of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 3/1 – 3/7 [FarkBlog]
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Futility Closet » Podcast Episode 48: The Shark Arm Affair
In 1935 a shark in an Australian aquarium vomited up a human forearm, a bizarre turn of events that sparked a confused murder investigation. This week’s episode of the Futility Closet podcast presents two cases in which a shark supplied key evidence of a human crime. We’ll also learn about the Paris Herald’s obsession with centigrade temperature, revisit the scary … [Link]
Fark.com RSS » "It's time to ask why we allow open-carry guns in schools" It is? We do? [Asinine]
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Mental Floss » Watch Hermit Crabs Organize An Orderly Shell Swap
Growing hermit crabs are regularly in need of ever larger shells, which serve as mobile homes that protect their soft abdomens. But on this tropical island off the coast of Belize, new shells are hard to come by. When a fresh shell washes ashore, as many as 20 hermit crabs might gather to inspect it. Even if the new shell … [Link]
Overheard In The Office » Just Add “Or Whatever” So His Feelings Don’t Get Hurt
(receptionist passes a Boss Day card to one of the company partners to sign)Partner, after signing it: So… What’s this for? His birthday?Receptionist: No, his birthday was last month… remember?Partner: Oh… I already signed it “Happy birthday”.Main Street
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Overheard In The Office » The Horizontal Stripes May Have Been My Downfall
Director: You were wearing a tube top and you *still* got a ticket?Indianapolis, Indiana [Link]
Overheard In The Office » Nothing Says Romance Like Suicide While Fleeing the Law
Guy: I always thought we would go out Thelma and Louise style when we were both in our 90’s.Girl: That sounds about right.Guy: I’m going to move that up about 60 years if this meeting doesn’t end soon.32 Washington Street
Indianapolis, IndianaOverheard by: I agree [Link]
Overheard In The Office » Cats Are Low-Cost Employees, but Notoriously Indiscreet
Secretary on phone: You are too happy, you aren't there alone, are you? (pause) Mmmmhmm, it is hot. (pause) I'm gonna let you go and call that crazy Tom* (pause) Oh, you wanna do a three-way instead? Let me see what I can do.Ann Arbor, MichiganOverheard by: Not in on the action [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Chief of Scotland Yard wants to put a camera in every home, for your safety [Obvious]
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Fark.com RSS » Studies show that Daylight Saving Time actually costs more by using extra energy. Which finally proves the old saying that time really is money [Fail]
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Fark.com RSS » Harsh East Coast winter may have been caused by China's Weather Dominator [Interesting]
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Fark.com RSS » Apparently the going rate for spending 22 years in prison for a crime you didn't commit and catching HIV in the process is only around $9 million [Sad]
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Overheard In The Office » The Wet Look Never Goes Out Of Style in New Jersey
CSR on cell, laughing: So you got a wet belly instead of a wet butt?Delran, New JerseyOverheard by: Bruce Banner [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Florida Department of Environmental Protection bans the use of the term "climate change" even as $106 million of the state's budget is used to fight effects of sea-level rise due to cl– [Florida]
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FMyLife » Anonymous says FML
Today, I decided to put on some sexy lingerie and wait for my husband to come home to surprise him. He took one look at me and immediately accused me of cheating. He was convinced my explanation was a lie and that I'd rushed some guy out the back door when he came home. FML [Link]
Overheard In The Office » This Conversation Spawned the Video “What What (In Connecticut)”
Engineer, referring to disk gun: I think I'd rather take it in the ass.(office mates burst into giggles)Engineer: No! I mean get shot in the ass.(more giggles)Engineer, exasperated: That came out wrong…Berlin Turnpike, Connecticut [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Drive-thru Girl Scout Cookies. I'm not getting out of my car, shut up and take my money [Spiffy]
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FMyLife » Anonymous says FML
Today, I decided to show up early for work and really try to get off my manager's shit-list. On my way to work, my manager called to bitch me out for already being 30 minutes late. Yeah, I forgot about Daylight Savings Time. FML [Link]
Overheard In The Office » Amber,, We're a Phone Sex Company
CSR, after customer hangs up on her: She called me a cunt… what is that?Cincinnati, Ohio [Link]
Mental Floss » 15 Women Who've Won Science Nobel Prizes Since Marie Curie
Marie Curie famously snagged two Nobel Prizes, but many other women have also been awarded the Physics, Chemistry, and Physiology or Medicine Nobels, too. Here are their stories. [Link]
Fark.com RSS » This is what happens when you leave a garden hose on all winter [Cool]
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Overheard In The Office » Or Give Us Little Cuts with Value Rewards Cards
Cashier: Do you have a value rewards card?Girl: No.Cashier: Would you like to sign up for a value rewards card?Girl: No, thank you.Cashier: Sorry, we have to ask or they take us out back and beat us.Pentagon City Mall
Arlington, Virginia [Link]
Weird Universe » News of the Weird, March 8, 2015
News of the Weird
Weirdnuz.M413, March 8, 2015
Copyright 2015 by Chuck Shepherd. All rights reserved.
Lead Story
Shooting “upskirt” photos of a 13-year-old girl is not illegal in Oregon, declared Judge Eric Butterfield in February, thus acquitting Patrick Buono, 61, of the crimes of invasion of privacy and “encouraging child sexual abuse.” Buono’s behavior was “appalling,” Judge Butterfield noted, … [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Everybody likes to post their travels on Facebook, but if you're on the run from the cops, maybe wait a while [Dumbass]
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FMyLife » no salt, no burning, just STFU says FML
Today, I woke up this morning in a panic. Last night, I heard scratching at my door, but I thought it was just my cat and went back to sleep. This morning, it hit me that my cat is 600 miles away living with my mom in Iowa. I'm terrified to even sleep now. FML [Link]
Fark.com RSS » The best British headline of the fortnight: "Petrol drinking sex pest breaches his ASBO by guzzling unleaded" [Amusing]
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Overheard In The Office » And All Pointing in the Right Direction
Woman on phone: Well, it’ll be nice to have teeth in your mouth again.10 Exchange Place
Jersey City, New Jersey [Link]
Fark.com RSS » السجناء عالية المخاطر في سوبر ماكس نيو سا 
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Fark.com RSS » Photoshop this bug catcher [Photoshop]
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