Odds and sods I look at regularly, just because they amuse me. I hope they do the same for you. Incidentally, I found this page’s title on Greg Ross’s Futility Closet (it’s somewhere on this page) in a mini-article which also includes the delightful sentence in Icelandic: Barbara Ara bar Ara araba bara rabbabara. Ross points out that this, “besides being fun to say, is spelled with only three letters. It means “Barbara, daughter of Ari, brought only rhubarb to Ari the Arab.”
Fark.com RSS » 'The nuclear security office was automatically alerted when two scientists tried hooking the supercomputer up to the internet, in order to mine bitcoins', proving even nuclear physicists can be dumbasses [Dumbass]
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Fark.com RSS » So the games are happening, so far so good. Instead of watching yet another tear-jerker interlude about some athlete's struggle to make the team, come take the Fark Weird News Quiz Jan.28-Feb. 3 Olympic Edition [Cool]
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Fark.com RSS » The expected courtroom fireworks in the Silicon Valley "trial of the century" Between Uber and Waymo end up being more like a damp sparkler as Uber throws a quarter-billion dollars at Google to make it go away [Followup]
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Fark.com RSS » You can have this baby for 9 low payments of $999.99 [Sick]
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Fark.com RSS » Adult summer camp is a thing, and, yes, you're still going to go and spend the first three days crying and calling your parents because you want to go home [Strange]
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Fark.com RSS » Man gives keys to friend "to go to Club Coconuts to pick up strippers for a party," accuses him of stealing car, but handed them to him in a bar with a security camera running. Also, got him popped for DUI for the cherry on top. Some friend [
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Fark.com RSS » Want to buy a 'brand new' Subaru from the 1980s? A showroom full of them has just opened up in Malta (possible nsfw content on page) [Weird]
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Fark.com RSS » "Sorry I made kale cool" [PSA]
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Fark.com RSS » Let a box of Cap'n Crunch go stale? That's a beatin' [Dumbass]
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Fark.com RSS » Photoshop this near perfect pattern distribution [Photoshop]
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Futility Closet » A British Limerick
A young man called Cholmondeley Colquhoun
Kept as a pet a babolquhoun.
His mother said, “Cholmondeley,
Do you think it quite colmondeley
To feed your babolquhoun with a spolquhoun?” (Via Willard R. Espy.) [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Man accused of stealing bongo drums pleads guilty to throwing a shotgun into a pond. Your move, Florida [Dumbass]
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Fark.com RSS » New higher-speed passenger train hits 4th person in a month. At this rate we'll never be able to talk about train control. Fark: He survived [Florida]
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Fark.com RSS » California may start requiring a cancer warnings to be placed on coffee cups. A little bit of an overreaction or a whole lot of an overreaction? [Interesting]
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Fark.com RSS » That's no moon [Scary]
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Fark.com RSS » Prominent #metoo supporter accused of fondling softballs at a game [Ironic]
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Fark.com RSS » Here's a good idea: let's replace the driver's license with an app because everyone wants to hand over their unlocked phone to a police officer [Scary]
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Fark.com RSS » Americans, especially young Americans, are having much less sex than just a decade ago. And the rate is dropping faster every year. Why? "Too much Netflix, not enough chill" [Interesting]
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Fark.com RSS » It's time we compiled a list of the most Canadian crimes ever [Scary]
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Fark.com RSS » Sometimes mainstream media does the headline work for us: "Ont. teacher accused of sex with student made 'learning fun'" [Giggity]
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Fark.com RSS » Customer: This chicken is rubbery. Chef: *smoke bomb* [Weird]
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Fark.com RSS » $7 million Scottsdale mansion to be auctioned online. No minimum bid, maybe your $5 will take this six bedroom, eleven bathroom home [Interesting]
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Fark.com RSS » Polygraph test reveals incredibly rare creatures thought to be a myth: Honest Fishermen [Unlikely]
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Fark.com RSS » You may not know that there is a Guinness World Record for most sets of twins and/or triplets in a high school class, but the sophomore class at New Trier HS in suburban Chicago just set it with 44 sets of twins and 1 set of triplets [Strange]
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Fark.com RSS » Professor gives student a failing grade on a paper comparing America and Australia, because Australia is a continent, not a country, and also it's the place where Hitler was born [Fail]
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Fark.com RSS » Fake homeowners association files real liens on neighborhood homes after fake bills go unpaid. Bonus, 'HOA' is a company being run out of a federal prison cell [Asinine]
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Fark.com RSS » Taliban: Let's shoot at those soldiers. US: BRRRRRRRRRRRRT [Cool]
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Fark.com RSS » Lollipop man banned for high-fives. Man, those guild rules are strict [Strange]
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Fark.com RSS » First human eggs grown in laboratory. Scientists nervous, afraid their research will be poached [Interesting]
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Fark.com RSS » Oh, Fark. Yet another parenting advice article giving out…good information? We are truly in the darkest timeline. Because I used Purple [Interesting]
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Fark.com RSS » Happy National Pizza Day. Here are the best deals nationwide to celebrate the greatest of all foods known to mankind. And nothing beats a delicious cheese pizza [PSA]
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Fark.com RSS » At the end of the day Americans could eat healthier. They just don't want to [Obvious]
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Fark.com RSS » Harsh winter can't stop Iowa's running man, who has run at least a mile a day since January 1st 1977 and will outlive every Farker reading this [Cool]
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Fark.com RSS » The old yellow marshmallow is leaving [Sad]
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Fark.com RSS » Utah mom upset after school tells 6th graders they can't refuse when asked to dance. "My daughter keeps coming to me and saying, 'I can't say no to a boy'. That's the message kids are getting" [Asinine]
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Futility Closet » Not Dead Yet
Image: Wikimedia Commons The red-crested tree rat hadn’t been seen since 1898 when one turned up at the front door of a Colombian ecolodge in 2011. It posed for photos for two hours and then disappeared again. “He just shuffled up the handrail near where we were sitting and seemed totally unperturbed by all the excitement he was causing,” said volunteer … [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Photoshop these good boys [Photoshop]
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Fark.com RSS » A tender love story of two vets who met 25 years ago, fell in love, and got married in the veterans home. If you're reading this on Fark, you know there's a twist [Sappy]
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Weird Universe » The McGuire Twins
Many of you might already know about the McGuire Twins, since they appeared on both Family Guy and The Simpsons. But when I realized they hadn't yet been mentioned anywhere on WU, I thought I should correct that.
The two claimed to be the world's heaviest twins. And they probably were. They both weighed well over 700 lbs at their … [Link]
Weird Universe » MONTEZUMA: the Opera
Ambitious failure, or noble travesty? Decide for yourself!
"The opera contains human sacrifice, burning at the stake, stabbing, stoning, rule by terror, cannibalism, a love story, war, homesickness, intrigue, a ritual dance, and the supernatural…[T]he opera's greatest defect is its libretto, a 'farrago of poetasty', which is 'a ghastly example of self-parody that even a Robert Benchley could not have … [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Ginza public school pressures students to buy new $730 Armani uniforms, which parents suspect is excessive despite the suave Italian tailoring [Obvious]
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Fark.com RSS » There are other problems with trying to police which bathroom trans people use aside from it just being none of your damned business [Cool]
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Fark.com RSS » Former Mexican Olympian releases new song at the Olympics slamming Trump [Amusing]
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Fark.com RSS » The Asian financial markets took a nice dump [News]
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Fark.com RSS » "Expect more serious convictions and indictments early in 2018 as Special Counsel climbs ladder of criminal culpability – and more panicky, preemptive attacks from Republicans." Well don't hold back there Mr. Blumenthal [Interesting]
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Fark.com RSS » Let Bourbon Street be Bourbon Street. Not Sesame Street or Disneyland's Main Street, USA [Obvious]
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Fark.com RSS » The last time DC held a military parade, it was an unmitigated disaster [Obvious]
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GraphJam » Suddenly, Spaghetti Arms
Graph by: oozemaw Tagged: Bar Graph , girls , impressive , jar , weak Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Goodbyes Are Tender, Poignant Moments
Graph by: koaieus Tagged: action , Bar Graph , movies , reloading Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Re-Plotted: You Still Better Have Been Inspired
Graph by: Unknown Tagged: men , Pie Chart , relationships , women Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Essays…
Graph by: hahajdu Tagged: content , deadline , essays , good , long , paragraph , time , venn diagram , wikipedia , writing Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » What Makes A Volcano Explode?
Graph by: Unknown Tagged: baking soda , explode , Fake Science , food coloring , red , vinegar , volcano Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » My Hinges Are Always Made of Frogs
Graph by: jellybom2 Tagged: doors , life , Line Graph , noise , sound Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Feelings About Being Naked in the Mens Locker Room by Age
Graph by: BrianM753 Tagged: adults , age , au natural , Bar Graph , locker room , men , old , shy , teens , young Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » The Knitted Quicker Picker Upper!
Graph by: gadget593 Tagged: bounty , floor , paper towel , Pie Chart , sock , spill , wipe Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » When Diagram
Source: League of Lost Causes Graph by: Unknown Tagged: future , past , present , venn diagram , when Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » If You Fall, You Will Die… of Embarrassment
Graph by: Unknown Tagged: Bar Graph , best of week , dying , embarassment , falling Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Who's the Boss?
LoL by: Mayor Tagged: 80s , boss , tony danza , TV , whos-the-boss Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » TV Land Electorate
Graph by: (via Slate) Tagged: TV , land , electorate , politics Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » How Students Use Rulers
Graph by: Unknown Tagged: pie charts , rulers , graphs , funny Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » What if Females Are in the Group?
Submitted by: Unknown Tagged: you all , you , yall , you guys Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Play Nicely Now
Graph by: AM4880 Tagged: army , dumbledore , edward , Harry Potter , Jacob , Pie Chart , teams , twilight Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » I Waited an Hour For the Letter K?
Graph by: Unknown Tagged: pie charts , graphs , texting , funny Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » The Nation's Public Radio Stations
Submitted by: (via the atlantic) Tagged: america , map , public radio Share on Facebook [Link]
Fark.com RSS » A sobering statistic from Puerto Rico as 257 residents committed suicide in 2017 post-Hurricane Maria [Sad]
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Fark.com RSS » Rob Porter, Michael Flynn, Andrew Puzder, Mark Green, Tom Marino, Sam Clovis, Daniel Alan Craig, Rev. Jamie Johnson, Carl Higbie, Kathleen Hartnett White, Monica Crowley. Extreme vetting needs some work [Interesting]
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Fark.com RSS » YOUR REQUEST IS DENIED, "Comrade" [News]
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Fark.com RSS » "I did what any normal stoner would do in this situation: I drank the lube" [Dumbass]
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Fark.com RSS » Fark-ready headline: Blind bisexual goose stuck in love triangle with two swans dies aged 40 [Sad]
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Fark.com RSS » Ugly-ass baby tapir created by mad alchemists at Minnesota Zoo (w/ video) [Sappy]
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Fark.com RSS » Weather storm Mateo to destroy all life in Chicago. Stay safe, warm, and drunk, Chicago-area Farkers [Interesting]
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Fark.com RSS » Oh, you're into LARPing, you say? No, my friend. THESE people are into LARPing [Interesting]
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Fark.com RSS » ♫ Bermuda, Bahama, no more marriage for two mamas ♫ [Asinine]
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Fark.com RSS » Lottery winners' frozen assets yield cold, hard cash [Interesting]
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Fark.com RSS » Thank you for your service, now GTFO [Sad]
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Fark.com RSS » "Be like that pal, we'll just take your naked ass right back to Alaska" [Dumbass]
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Fark.com RSS » Photoshop who's missing from this golfing group [Photoshop]
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Fark.com RSS » Oh, the huge sum of money [Strange]
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Fark.com RSS » University Libraries: Hey, we need to get rid our books that people no longer check out. Faculty and students: THIS IS AN OUTRAGE [Fail]
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