Odds and sods I look at regularly, just because they amuse me. I hope they do the same for you. Incidentally, I found this page’s title on Greg Ross’s Futility Closet (it’s somewhere on this page) in a mini-article which also includes the delightful sentence in Icelandic: Barbara Ara bar Ara araba bara rabbabara. Ross points out that this, “besides being fun to say, is spelled with only three letters. It means “Barbara, daughter of Ari, brought only rhubarb to Ari the Arab.”
Fark.com RSS » Look on his works, ye Mighty, and despair [Cool]
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Fark.com RSS » Today is Buzz Aldrin's 88th birthday today. Let's celebrate by remembering the time he punched a moon landing denier in the face [Hero]
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Fark.com RSS » ….so a gambler and a Shetland pony walk into a betting shop ….and then things get bizarre [Weird]
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Fark.com RSS » (casually casts line) (pause) *snag* Got one (reel…reel…reel) OHSWEETJEEZUSNOPE [Creepy]
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Fark.com RSS » While North Korea threatens to use nuclear missiles, Canada has unleashed its ultimate weapon to neutralize the U.S. Navy [Unlikely]
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Fark.com RSS » "Serial Stowaway" is at again but this time doesn't make it far… only from Chicago to London. TSA response: "I'm helping" [Fail]
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Fark.com RSS » Photoshop the belly of the beast [Photoshop]
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Fark.com RSS » Being drunk, dicking around in the cockpit, and getting arrested is no way to fly a plane, son [Scary]
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Fark.com RSS » Workers at haggis factory make an offal mistake [Sick]
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Fark.com RSS » "Honey, when I'm done and gone from cancer, please don't forget to water the plants in the bathroom" *snerk* [Amusing]
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Fark.com RSS » NASA releases more science facts for conservatives to ignore [Obvious]
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Fark.com RSS » It was slightly breezy at Düsseldorf's airport on Thursday and judging from the video, underwear and barf bag sales were brisk [Scary]
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Fark.com RSS » Strip bar gets a perfect health inspection. Not a hair to be found anywhere [Spiffy]
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Fark.com RSS » Problem: suspicious package at the post office. Answer: well, shiat [Sick]
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Fark.com RSS » Have a break, have a cough drop-flavored Kit Kat [Strange]
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Weird Universe » With real lemon juice!
In 1982, the Maryland Poison Center reported almost 80 cases of people who had suffered nausea and diarrhea after drinking Sunlight dishwashing liquid. They had received free bottles of the stuff in the mail as part of a promotional campaign. The source of the confusion was a picture of lemons on the label as well as the phrase "with real … [Link]
Weird Universe » Harvesting and Storage of Sorghum Silage
In our untiring quest to find the most boring material ever filmed or written, which began with "Timber Bridge Inspection," reposted below, we bring you the entire contents of a scintillating pamphlet.
Original document here.
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Fark.com RSS » Photoshop this cool character [Photoshop]
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Fark.com RSS » Because of the Internet Wayback Machine, a whole generation doesn't realize that Mr. Peabody actually used to take Sherman in the WABAC machine. Now, Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit out of my [PSA]
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Fark.com RSS » The world's deadliest cat may just be the cutest thing you will see this Caturday [Caturday]
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Fark.com RSS » The marijuana industry would really prefer it if you stopped calling their product 'pot' and started calling their product 'cannabis' [Unlikely]
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Fark.com RSS » Forget the doctor. With a couple of tide pods and it would have been flushed right out [Scary]
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Fark.com RSS » Just in case you weren't already impressed with the chameleon's ability to change color, it also has glow-in-the-dark bones [Cool]
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GraphJam » What's Wrong With Pretzels?
Graph by: LeoDaGuy Tagged: pretzels , munchies , food , delicious Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » CHANCE OF REMEMBERING TO TAKE OUT THE TRASH
Graph by: Kraygh Tagged: bed , before , chores , cozy , early , evening , fined , garbage , morning , remember , trash , truck Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Beer Is Quite Magnificent!
Click here for the full chart! Submitted by: Unknown Tagged: beer , lager , Chart , styles , magnitude , funny , types , after 12 , g rated Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Poptart's Pop-parts
Graph by: JordaaanFdR Tagged: breakfast , food , poptarts Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Flowchart to the Jungle
Graph by: FobiaLOL Tagged: axl rose , flow chart , fun and games , guns n roses , jungle , welcome Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » What little kids do around teenagers
Graph by: Tagged: act , annoy , cool , kids , Pie Chart , quiet , sit , teenagers , video games Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » They Just Go Together
Graph by: (via Bite) Tagged: bar , beer , alcohol , skill , Line Graph , pool Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » It's Kinda a Big Deal
Graph by: (via Coolness Graphed) Tagged: Bar Graph , solar system , The Sun Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » The Job Paradox
Graph by: Unknown Tagged: boring , boss , cashiers , commute , decent , enjoyable , job , live , pardox , salary , venn diagram Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Coffee Consumption Vs. Typing Ability
Graph by: Unknown Tagged: Line Graph , typing , coffee Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Specially Designed Laptop Echo Chamber
Graph by: TheMitz Tagged: Bar Graph , laptop , noise Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » More Bar Graphs, Please
Graph by: reganelysabeth Tagged: color blind , hate , Pie Chart , self referential Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » The Importance of the First Kiss
How to get that first kiss just right. Graph by: neomam (via EHarmony) Tagged: relationships , first kiss , infographic Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Reasons to refill my windshield washer fluid
Graph by: Unknown Tagged: cars , fluid , Pie Chart , quit , reminder , windshield , wiper Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Where's the Snooze Buttons on These Things
Graph by: Unknown Tagged: bed , morning , parents , sleeping , snooze button , wake up Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » The Differences are Vital
Graph by: Unknown Tagged: aviators , biker , hipster , leather jacket , mustache , pilot , venn diagram Share on Facebook [Link]
Fark.com RSS » School in New Mexico is trying to raise money by holding a gun raffle. Not surprisingly, someone has a problem with this [Obvious]
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Fark.com RSS » Turns out Florida police man isn't all that bright either [Florida]
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Fark.com RSS » So you can spread the flu by the simple act of breathing [PSA]
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Fark.com RSS » Labradoodle is a funny name for a life saving dog (or two) [Sappy]
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Futility Closet » Stopwatch Cinema
High Noon unfolds in real time — the running time of the story closely parallels the running time of the film itself. Producer Stanley Kramer said that the filmmakers hoped this would “create a sense of urgency as the noon hour approached.” Director Fred Zinnemann wrote the word CLOCK next to many scenes in his script, and he prepared a … [Link]
Fark.com RSS » I don't always search for tattoos on the internet. But when I do, eyebrows (icky image warning) [Fail]
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Fark.com RSS » The sickening psychology of parents who torture their children [Creepy]
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Fark.com RSS » Do you want 1918 all over again? Because this is how you get 1918 all over again [Sick]
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Fark.com RSS » Trump and Republicans decide spiting DACA kids is more important than keeping the government running. McTurtle's vote fails [News]
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Fark.com RSS » Worst bank robber ever? [Dumbass]
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Fark.com RSS » There'll be trouble when the shampoo hits the hot spring [Amusing]
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Futility Closet » Signs of the Times
For years the village of Fucking, Austria, was plagued by sniggering tourists, who stole its distinctive road signs to keep as souvenirs. Replacing them cost 300 Euros per sign, which meant higher taxes for the residents. They considered changing the name of the village, but, said mayor Siegfried Höppl, “Everyone here knows what it means in English, but for us … [Link]
Fark.com RSS » It turns out the The Bible is much more engaging to new readers when it's packaged as a novel. Well, that's how people generally expect to get their fiction, isn't it? [Obvious]
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Fark.com RSS » The best way to avoid vaginal atrophy is to have more sex [PSA]
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Fark.com RSS » Road trips can be a hoot, especially with an owl stuck in the grille. With bonus "Who YOU lookin' at, bub?" picture [Scary]
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Fark.com RSS » Canadian airline troll goes to the Supreme Court for the rights of the person sitting next to you to engulf your armrest with their ass [Cool]
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Fark.com RSS » Photoshop this integrated LED rear tail/brake/turn signal light for a Kawasaki ZX-14R ZZR1400 [Photoshop]
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Fark.com RSS » Trump gave Melania a week to lose the baby weight. Has nothing to do with his affair with the porn star 7 months later [Followup]
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Fark.com RSS » Woman accused of killing and dismembering her ex-boyfriend now linked to another dismembered dude found 10 years ago. Previous lovers remember her as a real cut-up [Florida]
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