Odds and sods I look at regularly, just because they amuse me. I hope they do the same for you. Incidentally, I found this page’s title on Greg Ross’s Futility Closet (it’s somewhere on this page) in a mini-article which also includes the delightful sentence in Icelandic: Barbara Ara bar Ara araba bara rabbabara. Ross points out that this, “besides being fun to say, is spelled with only three letters. It means “Barbara, daughter of Ari, brought only rhubarb to Ari the Arab.”
Fark.com RSS » Army vet sues VA over scalpel left in body after surgery. VA plans counter-suit for theft and unauthorized possession of government property [Strange]
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Fark.com RSS » Nazi begs for his freedom. Ironic tag stares down its nose at him in silent fury [Asinine]
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Fark.com RSS » If your 6-year-old gets scratched by a sick bat take him to the emergency room ASAP. Even if he does he cry when he's told he would get shots [Florida]
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Fark.com RSS » Triple Dog Dare goes horribly wrong [Dumbass]
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Fark.com RSS » Over 1000 kids charged with distributing explicit material by sharing video clip on social media of two 15-year-olds having sex in very conservative state of … Denmark? [Asinine]
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Fark.com RSS » Police report many loaves and fish were confiscated [Stupid]
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Fark.com RSS » The most Walmart crime of the year goes to the two stealing a credit card at a Pa. Walmart, then scurrying away on scooters (With Meme-worthy Pic) [Amusing]
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Fark.com RSS » Want proof that Guinness was started by Farkers? Look no further than the company's Managing Director Hugh Beaver, who founded the now-famous Book of Records to settle bar arguments [Cool]
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Fark.com RSS » Get on cruise ship, aware it is heading into "bomb cyclone". Experience "bomb cyclone" on cruise ship. Whine online about unpleasant "bomb cyclone' experience on cruise ship. Demand refund. Whine online about how unfair the cr
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Fark.com RSS » A well-known NC pastor and his wife tested their faith… against a train [Dumbass]
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Fark.com RSS » Ivana Trump says ex-husband is not racist, merely confused. "And sometimes he says silly things" [Facepalm]
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Fark.com RSS » Have you no shame, Colonel? Have you no decency? [Sick]
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Fark.com RSS » Photoshop this puppy sculpture [Photoshop]
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Fark.com RSS » School superintendent resigns over inappropriate relationship. On the one hand, the student had graduated from HS by the time it got physical. On the other hand, the dude totally has a porn name [Creepy]
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Fark.com RSS » *collective male wince* [Scary]
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Fark.com RSS » And the state with the highest poverty rate is….California [Facepalm]
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Fark.com RSS » Driver of a company that contracts for Amazon is robbed of his delivery van and 62 parcels so of course he is responsible for damages to the van and the stolen items [Fail]
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Fark.com RSS » Yes, it is a crime to share your opioid stash with a friend, causing him to overdose and die. Yet some people are outraged at this [Facepalm]
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Fark.com RSS » Cranberries singer Dolores O'Riordan dies suddenly at age 46. Insert your own tasteless Zombie joke here [Sad]
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Fark.com RSS » Police asking for help identifying masked suspect believed to have robbed Boost Mobile store of thousands of dollars. With 27 8×10 color glossy photographs with circles and arrows and a paragraph on the back to help catch thief [Amusing]
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Fark.com RSS » Semi driver mashes truck loaded with potatoes under low-height bridge; driver knishes he hadn't scone this way. Gnocchi, I'll stop roasting now [Amusing]
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Fark.com RSS » Caption this awesome otter [Caption]
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Fark.com RSS » Interesting facts you may not have known about Martin Luther King, Jr., which may or may not include that his shirts never wrinkled, his blood smelled like cologne, his hands felt like rich brown suede, and that you could see his charisma from space
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Weird Universe » Follies of the Madmen #347
Wait for the radioactive soap traces. [Link]
Fark.com RSS » When figuring out that you've had too much to drink and shouldn't be driving, it's best to pull over and sleep it off. Just not at the Holland Tunnel blocking traffic [Dumbass]
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Fark.com RSS » There's actually a scale that exists that can measure a man's likelihood to sexually harass someone, but judging by the illustration used in TFA it only works on giants [Interesting]
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Fark.com RSS » 20 arrested after a fight broke out over a missing iPhone at John's Incredible Pizza. Fark: nobody checked the lost & found [Stupid]
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Fark.com RSS » States that have legalised the evil weed now reap what they sow with their evil crop: violent crime and murder are way down in all of them [Spiffy]
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Fark.com RSS » In most of the country, it's MLK Day, but in Alabama and Mississippi…Happy Stigginit Day, everybody [Facepalm]
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Fark.com RSS » Button pusher gets new job working as sex therapist where the consequences of pushing the wrong button aren't quite as dire [Strange]
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Fark.com RSS » Photoshop this rocky road [Photoshop]
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Fark.com RSS » Guy outraged by his stepdaughter's ability to grow up decides to teach her a lesson by photoshopping her head onto women he was having sex with. That'll teach her. Oh, by the way, he's going to jail (NSFW) [Sick]
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Weird Universe » Ronald’s no protester
But I wonder how Ronald ever got targeted by the selective service system if he hadn't registered yet.
Press and Sun Bulletin – Mar 13, 1968 [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Apparently farting at the gym keeps the sweaty dudes from hitting on you (page might be NSFW) [Spiffy]
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Fark.com RSS » Pennsyltucky Baptist church decides that the day before MLK's birthday is the most appropriate time to hold a special service thanking their community's civil servants [Asinine]
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Fark.com RSS » Two European breeds added to the AKC registry. In related news: American dog lovers trying to figure out how to pronounce Nederlandse kooikerhondje [Spiffy]
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Fark.com RSS » "The American civil-rights movement began in 1951, in Brevard County, with the assassination of Harry and Harriet Moore on Christmas Day" [Florida]
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Fark.com RSS » "The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort and convenience, but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy." –Martin Luther King, Jr [Hero]
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Fark.com RSS » Casino going up in flames. Surprisingly nothing to do with Trump [Scary]
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Fark.com RSS » In other news, women in Sri Lanka have been dry since 1955 [Asinine]
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Fark.com RSS » The key to a happy and sustained marriage is proper planning of that nasty hot make up sex [Giggity]
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Fark.com RSS » 54-year-old UKIP leader dumps 25-year-old racist former glamour model after racist tweets about Meghan Markle went public [Followup]
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GraphJam » Time my hair looks good
Graph by: Unknown Tagged: Bar Graph , friend , good , hair , home , looks , out , perfect , pretty , school , sucks Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Time spent watching a movie
Graph by: Unknown Tagged: bathroom , critical , drink , eating , mouth , movies , phones , Pie Chart , plot , Popcorn , understand , watching Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » So Chaotic Neutral Is Just a Nice Way of Saying Noob?
Submitted by: alexoyeah Tagged: chaotic , evil , gamers , good , lawful , neutral Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Use ALL the Toppings!
Graph by: pumaking73 Tagged: lunchables , pie charts , graphs , funny Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Frozen Meals
Graph by: graphjamusername Tagged: bored , consume , dots , dying , eating , ending , facebook , food , frozen , ghosts , gibberish , Heat , information , meals , movies , Music , pac man , package post , Pie Chart , plot , quoting , random , spiderpig , talking , the simpsons , updates , … [Link]
GraphJam » I Love One of These Things
Not telling you which. Graph by: posmod07 Tagged: brains , michael jackson , Pie Chart , zombie Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Also, It's Never Lupus
Graph by: Unknown Tagged: doctor , TV , disease , House MD , Pie Chart Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Politics
Graph by: Unknown Tagged: agree , argue , barack obama , disagree , politics , talk , venn diagram Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » All the Gold in the World
The world has lot less gold than you might think. Graph by: Demon (via Demonocracy) Tagged: world , gold , wealth , infographic , money Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » If Only Someone Would Pay Me to Play Video Games
Graph by: Unknown Tagged: life , minecraft , Pie Chart , Pokémon , school , video games Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Not THERE, Rover!
Graph by: MyNameIsNotPa Tagged: pie charts , dogs , graphs , funny Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » The Arrow Keys Mess Up My Flow, Man
Graph by: gadget593 Tagged: arrow keys , backspace , Pie Chart , typo Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » The Charted Cheese Wheel
Click here for this charting of 65 delightful cheeses from around the world, assembled into one wondrous wheel! Submitted by: (via Pop Chart Lab) Tagged: cheese , charts , food Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » My, What a Big Hammer You Have
Submitted by: gtama Tagged: How People View Me , scandanavian , Thor Share on Facebook [Link]
Fark.com RSS » "If my dog doesn't have to wear pants, why should I?" [Creepy]
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Fark.com RSS » Indonesian stock exchange collapses. THAT'S SUPPOSED TO BE A FARKING METAPHOR [News]
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Fark.com RSS » You can't park here. Try upstairs [Repeat]
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Fark.com RSS » When robbing a store, it's a lot easier to have a getaway car waiting, rather than having to go knocking on neighbors' doors and asking for a ride while still wearing your masks [Fail]
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Fark.com RSS » Man spends decades torturing innocent people trying to heal, and nobody stops him [Sappy]
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Futility Closet » Podcast Episode 185: The Man From Formosa
In 1703, London had a strange visitor, a young man who ate raw meat and claimed that he came from an unknown country on the island of Taiwan. Though many doubted him, he was able to answer any question he was asked, and even wrote a best-selling book about his homeland. In this week’s episode of the Futility Closet podcast … [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Last week's news summary in 74 seconds [Amusing]
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Fark.com RSS » U.S. ambassador to North Korea charged with DUI [Sad]
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Fark.com RSS » Welcome to January 15th, enjoy your misery. Here's the math as to why [Misc]
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Fark.com RSS » You think that drunk driving is a modern problem? [Interesting]
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Fark.com RSS » Illinois judge allows an 11-year-old girl to use medical marijuana at school. No word when Jeff Sessions will sue the girl [Followup]
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Fark.com RSS » Gun company decides that plausible deniability is for the weak, goes full fascist [Murica]
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Futility Closet » Self-Ancestors
A 1907 magazine reports two curiously ingrown family trees. The first is that of an alleged Neapolitan sailor: I married a widow. She had by her first husband a handsome girl named Silvietta, with whom my father fell in love and who became his second wife. Thus my father became my son-in-law and my stepdaughter became my mother, since she … [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Photoshop this dumpster fire [Photoshop]
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Fark.com RSS » Erratic, cunning, linguist robs chauffeur [Weird]
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Fark.com RSS » You two suck at cooking meth [Fail]
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