Odds and sods I look at regularly, just because they amuse me. I hope they do the same for you. Incidentally, I found this page’s title on Greg Ross’s Futility Closet (it’s somewhere on this page) in a mini-article which also includes the delightful sentence in Icelandic: Barbara Ara bar Ara araba bara rabbabara. Ross points out that this, “besides being fun to say, is spelled with only three letters. It means “Barbara, daughter of Ari, brought only rhubarb to Ari the Arab.”
Fark.com RSS » Thai man arrives home seven months after being 'declared dead and cremated'. Well that made for one awkward Christmas [Strange]
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Fark.com RSS » Driver finds a suitcase filled with human bones in woods on the side of a remote Georgia road, is initially reluctant to report it because, hey, free bones and a suitcase [Creepy]
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Fark.com RSS » Police investigate massive brawl at Waffle House. This is not a repeat of every other Waffle House story ever [Stupid]
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Fark.com RSS » Anonymous letter: "[E]xtremely disrespectful, rude, selfish not to decorate a house … for the holidays." Home owner: My mom always helped decorate our house for the holidays, but she just died from cancer [Dumbass]
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Fark.com RSS » Trendy expensive $7 per-slice bacon is now trendy because it's expensive [Murica]
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Fark.com RSS » Man poses for picture of himself with stacks of cash, minutes later the inevitable happens [Dumbass]
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Fark.com RSS » Iron Photoshop Challenge: Help Steven Seagal out with a better cover for his new book- The Way Of The Shadow Wolves: The Deep State And The Hijacking Of America [Photoshop]
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Fark.com RSS » 4-year-old girl gets served a real drink instead of a 'mocktail' and ends up with a hangover. Okay, lets come up with her future Fark handle [Fail]
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Fark.com RSS » Gamer threatens to send cops to other gamer's house over a bet. Second gamer gives wrong address. Cops arrive and shoot a non-gamer [Sad]
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Fark.com RSS » As God is my witness, I thought iguanas could fly [Florida]
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Fark.com RSS » Stealing copper wire can be an electrifying experience [Sad]
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Futility Closet » A Bloody Bargain
During Henry Stanley’s 1886 Emin Pasha Relief Expedition to the interior of Africa, naturalist James S. Jameson allegedly paid a group of cannibals to kill and eat a young girl so that he sketch the act. According to his interpreter, Assad Farran, Jameson afterward took the sketches to his tent, finished them in watercolors, and then “showed these and many … [Link]
Fark.com RSS » There can be only one [Sick]
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Fark.com RSS » Dave Barry asks the most important question of 2017: Did that really happen? [Amusing]
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Fark.com RSS » Florida man rigs his door to electrocute his pregnant wife and changes his Facebook status to "widowed" before anything happens to her. Shockingly, his cunning plan fails [Florida]
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Fark.com RSS » Website claims best sub sandwiches are made by a grocery store. Author obviously hasn't ever eaten a sub sandwich elsewhere [Florida]
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Fark.com RSS » A picture is worth a thousand lies [Amusing]
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Fark.com RSS » Police: Please don't celebrate New Year's by randomly shooting at the sky [Florida]
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Weird Universe » Unicorn Food Phenomenon
One of the curious food trends of 2017: transforming normal food into unicorn food by rainbowfying it.
Unicorn Cereal from Kelloggs
Unicorn Frappuccino from Starbucks
Unicorn Tears Gin Liqueur from Firebox
Unicorn Macarons from Mac Lab Bakery
Unicorn Pizza from Industry Kitchen
Unicorn Bread from El Bolillo Bakery [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Bartenders reveal the drinks you should never order at a bar. Oddly enough, a beer is number 7 [Stupid]
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Fark.com RSS » President Donald Trump appeared to know little, if anything, about international trade deals during an exchange with German Chancellor Angela Merkel in March this year. White House officials reportedly characterized the talk as "humiliating"
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Fark.com RSS » If you blow yourself up cooking homemade fireworks where you can buy legal fireworks, you might be from Alabama [Dumbass]
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Fark.com RSS » Snowy owl escapes prison [Sappy]
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Fark.com RSS » 9-year-old boy with a BB gun stops a man from stealing his dad's truck. Case not likely to end up in a pellet court [Hero]
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Fark.com RSS » Photoshop this rope levitation trick [Photoshop]
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Fark.com RSS » United Airlines: "We drag passengers off our planes." Alaska Air: "Hold my beer and mukluks" [Asinine]
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Fark.com RSS » It's 31 below zero on Mount Washington, so we sent a guy up with a pot of boiling water to dump out and turn to snow, and filmed it. Put your mittens on and click [Cool]
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Fark.com RSS » Providence man popped over pile of pot by police who proceed to pinch his pick-up for possible proceedings [Misc]
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Fark.com RSS » U.S. hospitals are suffering a major shortage of IV bags and saline products. Wanna guess where one of the biggest U.S. suppliers of said products has manufacturing plants? [Dumbass]
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Weird Universe » Death of a Fly
The product. [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Finnebrogue has saved our bacon [Hero]
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GraphJam » Snack Food
Graph by: bluewolf482 Tagged: cheap , expensive , food , healthy , invention , McDonald's , organic , quick , snacks Share on Facebook
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GraphJam » Scariest Thing Ever!
Graph by: mprosk Tagged: bbc , doctor who , equation , gas masks , scary Share on Facebook
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GraphJam » Chances of when you will figure out a good comeback
LoL by: Unknown Tagged: comeback , in bed , slam Share on Facebook
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GraphJam » Should I go to Class Today?
A handy flowchart for undergraduates. Graph by: fishmalk Tagged: attendance , classmates , discussions , drool , drunk , FAIL , flow chart , grade , halo , no , pants , pass , professor , score , screwed , tape recorder , test , yes Share on Facebook
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GraphJam » When My Class Pays Attention
Graph by: CrashedMac73 Tagged: class , Movie , attention , teachers Share on Facebook
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GraphJam » You Just Wait
Graph by: Potterheadforever Tagged: best of week , draco malfoy , Harry Potter , Movie , mudbloods , Pie Chart Share on Facebook
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GraphJam » It's a Vicious Cycle
I see it happen every year… Graph by: Slyde1052 Tagged: call of duty , vicious cycle , video games Share on Facebook
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GraphJam » But You've Earned it
Graph by: Unknown Tagged: papers , school , pie charts Share on Facebook
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GraphJam » Just a Little More
Graph by: Indomitus Tagged: bleeding , ears , Line Graph , sound , TV , volume Share on Facebook
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GraphJam » The Psychology of the Breaking Bad Home Infographic
Graph by: neomam (via www.terrysfabrics.co.uk) Tagged: breaking bad , psychology , television Share on Facebook
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GraphJam » So What? Canada's a Freeloader
Graph by: Unknown Tagged: Canada , freddie freeloader , infographic , kilometers , kind of blue , miles davis , so what Share on Facebook
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GraphJam » And That's Just the Free Samples
Graph by: MultiLockOn Tagged: costco , food , free samples , money Share on Facebook
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GraphJam » Pray She Doesn't Learn "LOL"
No seriously, who taught my mom LOL? I bet it was my sister. Graph by: pierewiet Tagged: mom , Pie Chart , sms , texts Share on Facebook
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GraphJam » Not Too Close; You'll Look Like a Pig
If you push them all together it usually ends up looking like you ate more than half. If you leave a couple of little spaces, you'll look like the "Good Guy Greg" of the group who takes the small slices! Graph by: (via afternoonsnoozebutton) Tagged: greedy , Pie Chart , pizza , slices Share on Facebook
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GraphJam » Will It Boom?
Graph by: Terranstar Tagged: explosions , fact , flow chart , myth , mythbusters , television Share on Facebook
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GraphJam » Chance I'll spill coffee on myself, by color of my shirt
Graph by: geiiga Tagged: Bar Graph , beverage , black , blue , brown , chance , coffee , color , drink , shirt , spill , white Share on Facebook
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GraphJam » Ignorance Is Bliss
Graph by: (via I Love Charts) Tagged: confidence , Line Graph , ignorance is bliss , knowledge Share on Facebook
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Fark.com RSS » Existing pot shops will have to get new California licenses to comply with the new regulations. So, things may get a little strange for the month of January [Interesting]
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Fark.com RSS » Court rules that an Oregon bakery who refused to make a wedding cake for a lesbian couple because of religious bigotry will have to pay the couple $135,000 in damages [Followup]
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Fark.com RSS » Yes, there were 40 thousand pounds …. of avocados [Fail]
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Fark.com RSS » This ONE SIMPLE TRICK will allow Blue States to give middle class citizens a tax cut while completely end-running the GOP's tax sham [PSA]
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Fark.com RSS » You just witnessed a van slowly jump the curb and hit a building in downtown Seattle. Do you A) Check on status of injured, B) Call 911 or C) Beat the crap and curse out the driver who already had a medical episode? [Dumbass]
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Fark.com RSS » Atlanta TV anchor succumbs to a stroke while driving to her stepfather's funeral. Fark needs a "Depressing" tag [Sad]
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Fark.com RSS » At last Canada's national nightmare is over: RCMP find owner of stolen Pepsi machine dumped in New Brunswick potato field [Strange]
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Fark.com RSS » Woman in California says she wants to have a baby. NOW. Everyone in the supermarket lines up to help [Spiffy]
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Fark.com RSS » Last known Fuzzy-Wuzzy Angel, who were New Guinean tribesman that helped provide supplies to Australian troops and evacuate injured soldiers during WWII dies at age 92. Godspeed sir [Hero]
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Fark.com RSS » Jersey Shore locales cancel polar plunges due to "extreme cold." Wasn't that kind of the point? MN Farkers laugh derisively as their polar plunges will be at least 20 degrees colder [Amusing]
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Fark.com RSS » Why doesn't the United States use the metric system? Pirates. Yar [Interesting]
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Fark.com RSS » Bad idea, diving off a pier running from the cops. Worse idea, driving off a pier while running from the cops. With helpful video [Dumbass]
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Fark.com RSS » Sure is dusty in Kentucky, what with all the cancer. Tag is for Drew [Hero]
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Fark.com RSS » Here's some insane video of absolutely vicious beasts turning on a camera man, attempting to devour him completely [Sappy]
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Fark.com RSS » Airport goat yoga is a) a good description for TSA screening procedures, b) the name of subby's garage band, c) a real thing [Silly]
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Fark.com RSS » A hair salon that offers butt implant surgery? That should've been a red flag right there [Stupid]
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Fark.com RSS » You know a forecast winter storm in Montana will be a doozy when it's described as "meteorologically beautiful" and "likely quite crippling" [Cool]
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Fark.com RSS » Sorry Earth, soooooooo close but no asteroid to kill you off today [Sad]
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Fark.com RSS » Photoshop something really scary on the other side of the fence [Photoshop]
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Fark.com RSS » Surgeon caught using used rectal catheters on at least five patients has license temporarily suspended. Wait, just temporarily? [Sick]
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Futility Closet » “Concerning Love”
I wish she would not ask me if I love the Kitten more than her.
Of course I love her. But I love the Kitten, too; and it has fur. — Josephine Preston Peabody, The Book of the Little Past, 1908 [Link]
Fark.com RSS » "Thanks for helping to save people during the terrorist attack in London. For your trouble, here's a £270 bill for running a red light while you were fleeing for your life" [Stupid]
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Fark.com RSS » The leader of the Salvation Army takes concert tickets that were supposed to be given to the homeless and gives them to his own family and then defends the action saying they need shelter, not entertainment. Now pass me the donated gravy [Dumbass]
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Fark.com RSS » Pro-tip: Do not leave your debit card at the scene of the robbery you just committed. Bonus: Mighty forehead, maybe fivehead mugshot goodness in article [Dumbass]
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