Odds and sods I look at regularly, just because they amuse me. I hope they do the same for you. Incidentally, I found this page’s title on Greg Ross’s Futility Closet (it’s somewhere on this page) in a mini-article which also includes the delightful sentence in Icelandic: Barbara Ara bar Ara araba bara rabbabara. Ross points out that this, “besides being fun to say, is spelled with only three letters. It means “Barbara, daughter of Ari, brought only rhubarb to Ari the Arab.”
Fark.com RSS » Icelandic man tries to sell you on culinary merits of skata, the national equivalent of durian. "It is one of the most debated gastronomic issues in Icelandic society, even more than putrefied shark" [Strange]
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Fark.com RSS » Photoshop this home on the range [Photoshop]
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Fark.com RSS » It's the most wonderful time of year: when we review the objects idiots got stuck in their various body orifices over the last twelve months. "It was a one-in-a-million shot, doc. I'm tellin' ya" [Fail]
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Fark.com RSS » Pope calls for peace in the Middle East. This is not a repeat since the first Christmas [Interesting]
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Fark.com RSS » Moscow bus decides it would rather take the subway [Scary]
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Fark.com RSS » Step 1: Take off your top. Step 2: Steal Baby Jesus from Vatican nativity. Step 3: Defeat the patriarchy? [Strange]
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Fark.com RSS » 8-year-old killed two adults in 2008. He's now about to anonymously walk free. They still don't know why he killed them [Strange]
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Fark.com RSS » Yeah go ahead and rob a store in one of the country's busiest airports on the Friday before Christmas. I'm sure that the cops won't be around. Oh what's that? You're also on the DEA's Most Wanted list? [Dumbass]
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Futility Closet » Silver and Gold
I know of only one triple pun that is also an accurate touché. A visitor who came in upon the wife of Sir Herbert Beerbohm Tree while she was giving her daughter a geography lesson, asked the child: ‘What is the capital of the Rothschilds?’ Answered the mother: ‘Bering Straits.’ (The Baring family, it is perhaps permissible to add, were … [Link]
Fark.com RSS » The original war on Christmas was started by the Society for the Prevention of Useless Giving [Amusing]
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Fark.com RSS » Best. Gift. Ever [Spiffy]
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Fark.com RSS » Nothing says Merry Christmas like spelling out the words with more than 7,000 dominos, Christmas ornaments, mistletoe, Christmas lights and way the hell too much time on your hands [Cool]
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Fark.com RSS » Creepy low-life racist is hiding out in Ohio. OK, everybody in Ohio, looks like it's time to pin the Klan hat on the douchebag racist [Sick]
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Fark.com RSS » Captain Steroid presents his 8th Annual X-Mas Photoshop Contest. Theme: Weird holiday photo. Top 3 'shops receive 1 month FREE TotalFARK. Difficulty: Non-TFers only. Contest ends @ 11pm CT. Merry X-Mas, everyone. 🙂 [Photoshop]
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Weird Universe » Nobody Shoots at Santa Claus
Not entirely true.
Newsweek – Feb 15, 1965
Arizona Daily Star – Dec 25, 2013 [Link]
Fark.com RSS » If you crashed into a utility pole, taking out the bottom half but leaving the top suspend in midair, the police would really like a call explaining how you managed it [Fail]
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Fark.com RSS » American propaganda at its best: The real reasons for NORAD's "SantaCams" on Christmas Eve and how it all came about [Interesting]
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Fark.com RSS » Yes [Live]
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Weird Universe » Merry Christmas 2017!
Santa phones Alfred E. Newman?
Hope you all have a swell day!
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GraphJam » Not Pictured: They Just Pooped
SHAME Graph by: Unknown Tagged: bathrooms , hygiene , Pie Chart , washing Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » This Building Looks FABULOUS
Graph by: fotsifotsi Tagged: architects , building , clothes , engineers , fabulous , gay , straight , venn diagram Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Uses of an electronic stud finder
LoL by: Kalli Breda Tagged: christmas , graphjam , husband , situational humor Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Consequences of Discovering a Superhero's Secret Identity
LoL by: kayqy Tagged: comics , movies , superhero , TV Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » The Japanese population according to the average person.
Graph by: whimsyy Tagged: bishounen , cosplay , giant , japanese , lolita , monster , ninja , Pie Chart , population , schoolgirls Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » I Got 99 Problems, and They're All Dinkelberg
Graph by: Unknown Tagged: 99 problems , blame , dinkleberg , governement , Pie Chart Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Harlem NOPE
Graph by: justindaneau Tagged: dont-do-it , horrible , harlem shake Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Awkwardness Ensues
Graph by: Happy5790 Tagged: pie charts , ads , graphs , funny Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » I Think It Was Supposed to Be About Love or Something
Graph by: Unknown Tagged: kristen stewart , twilight , Pie Chart Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Ice is Back With a Brand New Invention!
Graph by: swan854 Tagged: ice ice baby , Vanilla Ice , venn diagrams , graphs , funny Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Quantity vs price in restaurants
Graph by: Staz Tagged: cost , diners , fast food , gourmet , high class , Line Graph , McDonald's , price , quantity , restaurant Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Back Away From the Phone
Graph by: Tagged: crush , phone , Pie Chart , texting Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » So What Does That Make You?
Graph by: nonhydrogenated Tagged: intelligence , internet , meta , news , RPGs , trolls , venn diagram , venn diagrams Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Graph Boredom
Graph by: Kraygh Tagged: bored , ms pacman Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » SunshinePurpleromance123
A visual representation of the most common passwords, as determined by recent Sony password leaks. 'Scuse me while I change all of my passwords. Graph by: (via www.reddit.com) Tagged: hacking , lulzsec , passwords Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Slightly Alarming
And .2% really couldn't care less… Graph by: VINDEX Tagged: alarming , Bar Graph , murder , whatdoestheinternetthink Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Dial M for Misdial
Graph by: Unknown Tagged: alfred hitchock , dial m , keyguard , murder , phone , Pie Chart , pocket Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Teens Are Really Personable People
Graph by: Unknown Tagged: teens , text message , ask out Share on Facebook [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Well, Christmas is finally here, and you know what that means. Yes, Easter egg displays in stores [Facepalm]
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Fark.com RSS » Skiers in the French Alps get an early Christmas present as they get stuck on a gondola high above the ground [Scary]
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Fark.com RSS » Maybe requiring a signature for the delivery of $5,000 in kidney medication would have been a good idea [Sick]
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Futility Closet » Podcast Episode 183: An Everest Mystery
In 1924 two British mountaineers set out to be the first to conquer Mount Everest. But they never returned to camp, and to this day no one knows whether they reached the top. In this week’s episode of the Futility Closet podcast we’ll review the case of George Mallory and Andrew Irvine, which has been called “one of the greatest … [Link]
Fark.com RSS » It's gotten to where a Muslim can't even celebrate Christmas without receiving death threats. From other Muslims [Awkward]
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Fark.com RSS » Is the Christmas Pickle a real thing? It's been awhile since we had a decent pickle incident. Hiding the pickle in a Christmas tree is an old German tradition. True or False? How many of you have a pickle in your tree right now? Be honest [Weird]
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Fark.com RSS » This just in: Santa moving to south pole due to climate change. Oh, Canada [Silly]
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Fark.com RSS » Town in N.J. tries to prevent non-residents from driving on its streets. "Freie Fahrt für freie Bürger" is obviously a foreign concept [Asinine]
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Fark.com RSS » Have a creepy little Christmas with these unsettling Victorian cards. Come and see Santa abducting kids, stay for the Christmas goats [Weird]
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Fark.com RSS » Ninety-nine cans of beer in the case, ninety-nine cans of beer. Take one oot and pass it aboot, ninety-eight cans of beer in the case [Spiffy]
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Fark.com RSS » Widow asks son for a heart monitor after monthly electric utility bill hits $284 billion. Jeez, unplug the Christmas lights, Mom [Unlikely]
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Fark.com RSS » Will the real reborn Jesus please step forward so we can write off the rest of these heathens from around the world? [Amusing]
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Fark.com RSS » Women used to be much, much hotter [Weird]
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Fark.com RSS » Photoshop this demonstration of what we call a "laser" [Photoshop]
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Fark.com RSS » Even on Christmas Eve… reset the clock [Satire]
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