Odds and sods I look at regularly, just because they amuse me. I hope they do the same for you. Incidentally, I found this page’s title on Greg Ross’s Futility Closet (it’s somewhere on this page) in a mini-article which also includes the delightful sentence in Icelandic: Barbara Ara bar Ara araba bara rabbabara. Ross points out that this, “besides being fun to say, is spelled with only three letters. It means “Barbara, daughter of Ari, brought only rhubarb to Ari the Arab.”
Fark.com RSS » Row, row, row your boat / Through the bus windscreen / Scarily, scarily, scarily, scarily / Hear the schoolkids scream [Scary]
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Fark.com RSS » There's calling the cops after your weed gets stolen stupid and then there's calling the cops and accusing them of stealing your weed stupid [Florida]
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Fark.com RSS » Guy barges into police HQ and demands to know why woman was arrested. Why yes, as a matter of fact, he did have an open warrant [Dumbass]
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Fark.com RSS » Flight attendant has been working 61 years, will retire when she finally finds her luggage [Interesting]
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Fark.com RSS » In 2017 we learned honest people swear more, somebody stole Eintstein's brain, and a Harvard scientist came up with a plan to find aliens on a goat farm [Weird]
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Futility Closet » Farewell
Politicians and public figures may well care to ponder the story of the death of Franco. Surrounded on his deathbed by his faithful generals, he heard outside, beyond the heavily drawn curtains, a strange subdued noise like the sea, and asked someone to investigate. An aide did. He looked down from the palace balcony and returned with a lump in … [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Potential terror attack at San Francisco's Pier 39 busted up by the FBI [Scary]
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Fark.com RSS » Photoshop this starry, starry night [Photoshop]
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Fark.com RSS » A restaurant gives you clams that you think are too small. Do you: A) Complain B) Just eat them C) Call 911 [Florida]
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Fark.com RSS » TSA agents are still rejecting District of Columbia drivers' licenses, which of course were modified to make them TSA compliant for air travel. No word if New Mexico is still one of the 50 states [Facepalm]
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Fark.com RSS » This is what happens when thousands of chickens move next door to you and there's nothing you can do about it [Murica]
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Fark.com RSS » Man attacks airplane passenger, insults him during the flight, chases him at the airport after landing and stabs him in the chest at a parking lot – and all of that because of the victim's stinky socks [Facepalm]
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Fark.com RSS » Ohio parents give teachers wine bearing photos of their son printed with "Our Child Might Be The Reason you Drink So Enjoy This Bottle On Us" [Amusing]
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Fark.com RSS » Third suspected organ found in water treatment plant. While police don't know what kind of organ it is, they can point to a lot of pipes [Scary]
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Fark.com RSS » Rocky Raccoon, crept into the room, and proceeded to attack the sleeping baby [Scary]
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Fark.com RSS » Merry Christmas. You're nicked [Amusing]
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Fark.com RSS » Now is the time to winterize your car. First, you need some antifreeze, snow tires, onions, and potatoes, new wipers… wait what? [PSA]
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Futility Closet » Cameo
One more Sherlock Holmes oddity: “The Adventure of the Cardboard Box” appeared in the Strand in 1893. In it, Holmes tells Watson, “As a medical man, you are aware, Watson, that there is no part of the body which varies so much as the human ear. Each ear is as a rule quite distinctive and differs from all other ones. … [Link]
Fark.com RSS » If you see a bloodhound with a vest that says POLICE wandering around, the CT Troopers would like you to give them a call [Awkward]
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Weird Universe » 1960s Christmas Hairdos
Munich 1964
Detroit Free Press – Dec 7, 1964
Pittsburgh Press – Dec 20, 1966
St. Cloud Times – Dec 12, 1964
Decatur Herald – Dec 24, 1966 [Link]
Weird Universe » Rusty Cans
It seems to me that you could spend many enjoyable hours at Rusty Cans, looking at the fotos and reading the highly informative and entertaining text.
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Fark.com RSS » And… it's gone [Obvious]
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Fark.com RSS » Ever forget to fill out a few forms and miss out on getting $6.5 million? [Fail]
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Fark.com RSS » "Reason for the season? Gettysburg HOA says Jesus sign must go" [Facepalm]
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Fark.com RSS » Hey did you know you were using these 30 everyday objects wrong all along? [Obvious]
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Fark.com RSS » Photoshop this island paradise [Photoshop]
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Fark.com RSS » Sorry to break the bad news, but you've been wrapping presents all wrong [Obvious]
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Fark.com RSS » There is dumb, and then there is "Attempting a home invasion of the vice president of the NRA" dumb [Dumbass]
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Fark.com RSS » During the trial of a man accused of groping a woman at a Christmas party, a judge has to ask what "Thot" means. Apparently, he isn't familiar with the ranks held by members of the Breen in the Star Trek universe [Awkward]
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Fark.com RSS » Court is all like "Buzzfeed gotsta protect source of that dossier thing" and Russian is all "ha ha I don't need it anyway" and rejected and stuff [Followup]
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GraphJam » No Contest Really
Graph by: (via Bite) Tagged: chicken little , vs , movies , james bond , skyfall Share on Facebook
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GraphJam » They Have Feelings Too
Terrible, terrible feelings. Graph by: newtonstein Tagged: Bar Graph , enthusiasm , school , teachers Share on Facebook
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GraphJam » Why I go to Wal-Mart
Graph by: Click2ClaimPrize Tagged: Mario Kart , Walmart , Pie Chart Share on Facebook
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GraphJam » Post ALL the Feels
Graph by: Unknown Tagged: valentines , feels , status update , facebook Share on Facebook
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GraphJam » Classic: I'll Take Cartoon Characters Any Day
Graph by: Unknown Tagged: disney , sing , cartoons , classic , Pie Chart Share on Facebook
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GraphJam » Oh, It's Coming
Submitted by: Asciicodeplus Tagged: best of week , bird flu , infographic , swine flu , zombie Share on Facebook
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GraphJam » They Also Learn Not to Thieve
Graph by: tengaps Tagged: cartoons , dora the explorer , Pie Chart , spanish Share on Facebook
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GraphJam » Red Drinks Just Taste Better
Graph by: Xela140 Tagged: pie charts , food coloring , graphs , funny Share on Facebook
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GraphJam » Superhero Mathematics
Graph by: Unknown Tagged: batman , best of week , equation , iron man , math , Spider-Man , superhero , superman Share on Facebook
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GraphJam » A Visual Guide to the Common Glasses at a Bar
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GraphJam » Sad Truth
Submitted by: adelmaiden Tagged: Pie Chart , playboy , pr0n , today , writing Share on Facebook
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GraphJam » Origami For Absolute Beginners
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GraphJam » That's The Christmas Spirit!
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GraphJam » I Don't Need to Care For Another Four Years
Graph by: PrincessWordplay Tagged: minecraft , election , Pie Chart , politics Share on Facebook
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GraphJam » Contents of a Teenage Girl's iPod
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GraphJam » Birthday Card Flowchart
Graph by: (via I Love Charts) Tagged: birthday card , flowchart Share on Facebook
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GraphJam » I'm Resigned to Wear Dentures
Graph by: jazjaz130 Tagged: dentist , health , Pie Chart , teeth Share on Facebook
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GraphJam » Evolution of the Concert Goers
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Fark.com RSS » "Turns out we provided armed security for a cartel wedding" [Fail]
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Fark.com RSS » If you were still on the fence about just how awful the Trump administration can be, this may help clear things up you. Also, the fark is wrong with you? [Sick]
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Fark.com RSS » Abandoned cheese shop starting to stink up entire NYC block [Strange]
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Fark.com RSS » Las Vegas metro police captain goes missing at 2 a.m. But nothing scary has happened in Vegas recently, so I'm sure it's nothing [Scary]
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Fark.com RSS » Your roommate stinks up your apartment with his smoking. Do you C: cut off his head and penis after stabbing him 40 times? (possible nsfw content on page) [Sick]
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Fark.com RSS » Comey told McCabe about his conversations with Trump. McCabe passed it on to others at the FBI. Lordy I hope there are tapes [Followup]
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Fark.com RSS » Republicans leading the attack on the Mueller investigation are coordinating with the White House. Hmmm, what would that be called? [Obvious]
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Fark.com RSS » Veterans Administration has been hiring health care providers with revoked licenses for the last 15 years. Thanks for your service [Sad]
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Fark.com RSS » So what exactly do Fox News viewers watch when they're not watching Fox News? [Murica]
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Fark.com RSS » "I was discriminated against." "That's terrible. Was it because of your race, religion, gender, sexuality, or age?" "Even worse: my shopping cart" [Dumbass]
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Fark.com RSS » Federal judge dismisses emoluments lawsuit [Fail]
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Fark.com RSS » Man with the world's second biggest penis accuses the self-declared record holder of cheating (NSFW) [Weeners]
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Fark.com RSS » Rolling Christmas monstrosity nets $230 fine, Fark fame [Silly]
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Fark.com RSS » A man has ordered his girlfriend to turn down a promotion because her larger salary would 'humiliate' him. In related news: A man with a high pitched voice is searching for a new girlfriend [Dumbass]
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Fark.com RSS » Well, SOMEthing was exposed [Amusing]
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Fark.com RSS » Mexican YouTube star who told one of the country's most dangerous drug lords to "suck my dick" was shot 18 times in a brutal bar execution (graphic image warning) [Scary]
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Fark.com RSS » Birth tourism causes huge surge in Saipan Anchor Babies. Coincidentally, that's the name of my cover band. Be sure to come check us out at the South Pacific Lounge tonight, cover is only $5 and well vodak is only $1 [Murica]
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Fark.com RSS » That real Christmas tree that you dragged inside your house… did you examine it thoroughly? [Interesting]
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Fark.com RSS » Drunkin' Donuts [Cool]
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Fark.com RSS » Man dresses as train seat on the underground, asks people to 'sit on it' [Strange]
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Fark.com RSS » This New Year's you should eat long noodles because the longer the noodle, the longer you'll live. And also eat bagels because their circular shape represent the year coming full circle. And if you're still hungry eat a whole fish [Strang
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Fark.com RSS » Photoshop these soldiers [Photoshop]
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Fark.com RSS » I mean, who doesn't want a trophy wife? [Weird]
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