Odds and sods I look at regularly, just because they amuse me. I hope they do the same for you. Incidentally, I found this page’s title on Greg Ross’s Futility Closet (it’s somewhere on this page) in a mini-article which also includes the delightful sentence in Icelandic: Barbara Ara bar Ara araba bara rabbabara. Ross points out that this, “besides being fun to say, is spelled with only three letters. It means “Barbara, daughter of Ari, brought only rhubarb to Ari the Arab.”
Fark.com RSS » With someone pooping on so many lawns in this town, police admit they don't have much to go on [Sick]
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Fark.com RSS » World Health Organization says medical marijuana has no public health risks and should not be withheld from patients, World Health Organization officials [Spiffy]
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Fark.com RSS » The BBC covers the CIA's guide for office warfare. Now, you too can be a saboteur though inefficiency, complaining, and potentially hiding behind the copy machine with a makeshift garrote constructed from office supplies [Interesting]
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Fark.com RSS » If your kid gets a drone for Christmas, remember to register their name, address, email, and ID number with the government. Or if you don't like paperwork you could get them a nice AR-15 [PSA]
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Fark.com RSS » Aquarium finds novel way to keep nativity scene safe from vandals [Scary]
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Fark.com RSS » Yes, every great artist should sign their masterpieces, but hold on there, liver surgeon [Sick]
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Fark.com RSS » Bad: a couple boards your Flight with a pair of fussy babies. Good: they considerately pass out noise cancelling headphones to the other passengers. Holy Shiat: it's George and Amal Clooney [Cool]
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Fark.com RSS » Photoshop these selfie snappers [Photoshop]
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Fark.com RSS » A probable cause affidavit states the man told officers his wife, Taylor Swift, "told me to kill him" [Amusing]
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Fark.com RSS » Hip-hop grandpa dressed as an elf brings cheer to everyone [Cool]
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Fark.com RSS » Meat may soon be taxed to fight greenhouse gas emissions. You'd think they'd go after cabbage first [Unlikely]
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Fark.com RSS » Another year, another lineup featuring ridiculous Williams-Sonoma Christmas merchandise. Includes floaters and SMEG, for extra LOLs [Amusing]
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Fark.com RSS » Orcas near South Africa learn how to flip endangered Great White Sharks to make them helpless, then eat their livers. Only about 2000 Great Whites left in the wild. In other news, Great White shark livers are delicious [Giggity]
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Fark.com RSS » Much like your mother, Detroit expects to get 5 to 8 inches tonight [Interesting]
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Futility Closet » Resolution
Image: Wikimedia Commons Australia’s ARM Architecture designed the 31-story Swanston Square apartment building in Melbourne with custom-shaped white balconies against black windows, so that from a distance the face of Aboriginal leader William Barak emerges. It’s situated to face the Shrine of Remembrance, which honors Australians who have served in war. “The site has this potential to be a very significant … [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Oklahoma City zoo got a hippopotamus for Christmas. Gayla Peevey was there and approves [Cool]
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Fark.com RSS » California's Skirball Fire caused by illegal cooking fire at homeless camp. "It does appear as if people were sleeping and cooking in that area. The fire department was not aware of this encampment prior to the fire" [Interesting]
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Fark.com RSS » It's that time of year again when people send you these bricks of fruit called fruitcakes during the holidays, but what exactly are they? [Interesting]
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Fark.com RSS » Forget "The Last Jedi" – let's all remember the time Harrison Ford was forced to spend Christmas with Chewbacca's dysfunctional, sex-crazed family [Weird]
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Fark.com RSS » Seriously, how can somebody forget a baby by the sidewalk? [Dumbass]
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Fark.com RSS » If you eat brussels sprouts for some reason, you could spend up to 1000% more [Strange]
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Weird Universe » Not ever to dance again
Is the ad implying that one of her legs got infected from a dirty bandage and had to be amputated? Or perhaps a foot? Because that's the only reason I can think of why she'll never dance again.
Pittsburgh Press – Nov 8, 1936 [Link]
Weird Universe » Nixon and Snooks
Original article here.
Original article here.
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Fark.com RSS » Photoshop this athletic effort [Photoshop]
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Fark.com RSS » Broadway dog confused by Cats. Enjoy your Woofday Wednesday [Silly]
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Fark.com RSS » Sheriff's department apologizes for photo showing a needle with the caption: "NARCAN: Robbing Darwin of his bountiful harvest since 1971" [Murica]
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Fark.com RSS » Kim Jong-Un will profit off of Bitcoin rather handsomely (possible nsfw content on page) [Creepy]
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Fark.com RSS » Roy Moore once again refuses to take "no" for an answer [Followup]
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Fark.com RSS » Robot carries Olympic torch in South Korea. Robot expected to do well in the "taking away jobs" marathon event [Strange]
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GraphJam » I'm a Soulless Machine
They can judge me all they want, miserable do-gooders. Graph by: dbrockman Tagged: charity , events , facebook , Pie Chart Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Average person's conception of themself by age
Graph by: usctrojanfan77 Tagged: age , average , cool , ego , feelings , kings , self image , world Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Fear of Change vs. Addiction to Change
Graph by: JBrah93 Tagged: best of week , coca cola , coke , pepsi , pop , soda Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » And a Well-Made Toy!
Graph by: Unknown Tagged: cancer , happy meal , McDonald's , obesity , Pie Chart , toy Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Tournament of Brackets
Graph by: (via The New Yorker) Tagged: brackets , march madness , tournament Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Definition of "no offense"
Graph by: Aqp Tagged: definition , jackass , offend , offense , Pie Chart Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Things People Do While Driving
LoL by: Sanclestia Tagged: cell phone , driving , eating , food , kids , people Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » The Difference Is Grease
My mom says crazy things. Graph by: Unknown Tagged: best of week , logic , meal , mom logic , noms Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » I'd Use All of These
Graph by: markot9 Tagged: gross , colors , crayola , crayons , rejected Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Things You'll See At A Flea Market
Graph by: Nuetch Tagged: flea market , fleas , garbage , Jewelry , rare Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Bromine, the Tannest Element
Graph by: (via epic4chan) Tagged: bro , bromine , periodic table Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » The Doctor and I Share Similar Fears
Graph by: Unknown Tagged: scary , fear , doctor who Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Don't Forget: 101 Sex Tips That Will Never Ever Work
Graph by: Unknown Tagged: beauty , cosmopolitan , magazines , Pie Chart , weight loss , women Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » U Mad Vegetarians?
Graph by: Unknown Tagged: animals , meat , u mad , vegetarian Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Exxageration
LoL by: Unknown Tagged: bills , cell phone , expensive , insurance , parents Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » instruments kids play
Graph by: Unknown Tagged: Bar Graph , drums , flute , guitar , Guitar Hero , instrument , kids , Music , play , saxaphone , video games Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Venn Diagram of Tastiness
Graph by: (via Roaring Softly) Tagged: best of week , foods , tasty treats , venn diagram , yummy Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » They're Extremely Nutritious
Graph by: Dragonjimd Tagged: diet , dogs , essays , excuses , pets , Pie Chart Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Moms Who've Got It Going On
Graph by: LardyOne Tagged: song , moms , stacys-mom Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Replotted: It's Everywhere
Submitted by: jakeface Tagged: Pie Chart , pron , replotted Share on Facebook [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Getting boozed-up by drinking donated wine left by parents and chowing down the pellet food of the school's pet guinea pig is no way to enjoy the holidays, teacher (possible nsfw content on page) [Weird]
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Fark.com RSS » Would-be burglar doesn't get anything, gives moon instead (NSFW video moment of the moon) [Fail]
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Fark.com RSS » U.S.: "Absolutely, positively, definitely no talks until you lose the Nukes." Best Korea: "Nuh-uh." Rex Tillerson: *BLINK* [Awkward]
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Fark.com RSS » From the "Fat Chance" Department – If you picked up any bank robbery cash thrown on 15 Freeway, police would like it back [Unlikely]
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Futility Closet » Mysterious Ways
Image: Flickr Between 1950 and 1964, Meyer Wertlieb rented a garage in Washington D.C. to James Hampton, a janitor who worked at the General Services Administration. When Hampton died, Wertlieb opened the garage and found a throne. Hampton, the son of a minister, had been born in South Carolina in 1909. In 1928 he moved to Washington to share an apartment … [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Australian town had one job to do for its 150th birthday celebration: remember the actual date [Fail]
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Fark.com RSS » You want Jurassic Park? Because that's how you get Jurassic Park [Interesting]
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Fark.com RSS » Hey, baby. Wanna come back to my Pepco substation? [Strange]
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Fark.com RSS » And now some good news: London's Euston station to turn into homeless shelter for 200 people on Christmas Day [Sappy]
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Fark.com RSS » Roy Moore banned from National Mall [NewsFlash]
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Fark.com RSS » I'm a shaaaaark, I'm a shaaaaark, enjoy your honeymoon, I'm a shaaaaark [Scary]
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Fark.com RSS » Study from Italy finds that stubbornness increases life expectancy. Subby want to know where they found Italians who weren't stubborn for the control group [Cool]
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Fark.com RSS » NYC bomb suspect sent Trump a warning, but nobody noticed since it was on Facebook instead of Twitter [Dumbass]
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Fark.com RSS » If you've been putting off your online holiday shopping, get yer butt in gear. UPS, FedEx, DHL are already running days late [PSA]
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Fark.com RSS » "And if you come this way, you can see some famous artifacts from early human history and over here some famous paintings from the renaissance era…and now here is a 130 ton fatberg that was found in the sewers" [Strange]
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Fark.com RSS » Policeman crashes car while off duty and takes off running wearing nothing but his birthday suit. That's a promoting [Facepalm]
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Fark.com RSS » Photoshop this whole park [Photoshop]
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Fark.com RSS » Robotic device helps paralyzed patients walk. Shoulder-mounted cannon still in development [Cool]
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Fark.com RSS » Here comes Santa B, here comes Santa B, paying layaway at Walmart [Sappy]
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Fark.com RSS » Car-ma [Dumbass]
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Fark.com RSS » Texan woman dumps her trash in a Colorado parking lot, discovers that the internet and police love making people like her famous [Dumbass]
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