Odds and sods I look at regularly, just because they amuse me. I hope they do the same for you. Incidentally, I found this page’s title on Greg Ross’s Futility Closet (it’s somewhere on this page) in a mini-article which also includes the delightful sentence in Icelandic: Barbara Ara bar Ara araba bara rabbabara. Ross points out that this, “besides being fun to say, is spelled with only three letters. It means “Barbara, daughter of Ari, brought only rhubarb to Ari the Arab.”
Fark.com RSS » The high school where 100% of graduates got into colleges is also the one where 50% missed more than 30 days of classes, 20% missed more than 90 days, and the average SAT score was 782/1600 [Asinine]
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Fark.com RSS » A mum-of-four drank 10 double vodkas, five double sambucas and tequila before she attacked two men in a pub. The obvious question: what's her Fark handle? [Interesting]
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Fark.com RSS » Tesco Vee is up to his old tricks, again. This time in West Virginia [Followup]
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Fark.com RSS » I'm not sure what a "Stress Willy" is, but Amazon just sent one to a 9-year-old girl instead of a pack of stick-on gold letters [Fail]
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Fark.com RSS » University feared that fired Sandy Hook shooting truther professor would kill himself. Subby is scared that he won't [Obvious]
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Fark.com RSS » Prison inmates give Washington State governor's mansion a makeover, because nothing says 'decorating for the holidays' like toothbrush shivs hanging over a festive bowl of pruno [Interesting]
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Fark.com RSS » Texas cheerleader takes mime game to another level [Repeat]
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Fark.com RSS » I mean, who *hasn't* wanted to bash Chuck E. Cheese's head in with a sledgehammer [Obvious]
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Fark.com RSS » NYC's first green public school is generating four times as much garbage as it should [Ironic]
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Fark.com RSS » IOC says nyet to Russia in the 2018 Winter Olympics. In related news, Krusty the Clown to personally lose $44 million [News]
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Fark.com RSS » Hamas declares "Day of Rage" on Friday to protest Trump, the Machine [News]
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Fark.com RSS » Unbelievable record-breaking rainbow in Taiwan lasts for an amazing 9 hours, still no unbelievable pot of gold though [Weird]
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Fark.com RSS » Photoshop the true meaning of Christmas [Photoshop]
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Futility Closet » The Feynman Ciphers
In 1987, Chris Cole posted a message to the sci.crypt Usenet group: When I was a graduate student at Caltech, Professor Feynman showed me three samples of code that he had been challenged with by a fellow scientist at Los Alamos and which he had not been able to crack. I also was unable to crack them. I now post … [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Judge rules bikini baristas can keep showing you a latte every morning [Giggity]
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Fark.com RSS » Instagram adds content warnings for koala selfies, still no cure for duck faces [Strange]
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Fark.com RSS » Those holiday laser light displays you have surrounding your home blind the fark out of pilots [PSA]
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Fark.com RSS » NY family hiking on Thanksgiving stumbles upon perfect disk of ice spinning silently in the middle of the woods [Cool]
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Fark.com RSS » There are fair fights, there are unfair fights, and then there's pitting an A-4 Skyhawk against an F-22 [Cool]
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Fark.com RSS » This Wednesday is the Centennial of the largest man-made explosion (2.9 kilotons) until the invention of Nuclear Weapons [Scary]
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Fark.com RSS » Guy learns the hard way that a wood chisel isn't the best tool to use for popping pimples [Fail]
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Fark.com RSS » Navajo Nation sues Trump over their right to Bear Ears, the often overlooked addendum to the second amendment [News]
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Fark.com RSS » Disused storage cabinet at MIT turns out to be nuclear reactor [Interesting]
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Fark.com RSS » New analysis of latest missile launch from Best Korea shows they may be using Iranian technology [Obvious]
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Fark.com RSS » Stealthy destroyer photographed leaving shipyard [Ironic]
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Fark.com RSS » A dyslexic man developed and created a special font designed to make it easier for dyslexics to read, and it works [Hero]
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Fark.com RSS » Sh*t's on fire, yo: Jerusalem edition [News]
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Fark.com RSS » California's on fire again [Scary]
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Fark.com RSS » Internet completely baffled by mysterious vision of God's massive hands in the sky that is totally not a reflection of the dude taking the picture [Facepalm]
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Weird Universe » Chained to a 4-ton block of marble
Belgian artist Mikes Poppe recently chained himself to a four-ton block of marble and then attempted to free himself by chiseling away at it. His goal was to demonstrate how the "inescapable burden of history" imprisons artists.
Nineteen days later he gave up and asked to be freed, admitting that he had "underestimated the marble." Despite this, he said, "I … [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Photoshop this B-52 [Photoshop]
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Fark.com RSS » Subby is going to jail [Awkward]
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Fark.com RSS » What the country needs right now is secret police loyal only to Trump, run by Erik Prince and Oliver North [Scary]
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Fark.com RSS » Trump lobbied a GOP delegate to change the GOP platform to water down support for the Ukraine. Senate Intelligence Committee to hear more from this delegate this week. House Intelligence Committee will try to jail delegate [Followup]
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Fark.com RSS » K. T. McPantsOnFire [Followup]
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Fark.com RSS » Want to watch a woman steal an Amazon delivery, then get caught by a foul mouthed nanny? [Cool]
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Fark.com RSS » Good for her [Cool]
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Fark.com RSS » The compelling case for repenting, quitting your job, and slacking off [Obvious]
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Weird Universe » The Can Museum
It seems to me that you could profitably waste many hours exploring The Can Museum.
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Fark.com RSS » It turns out there is a massive, dark, wet, unexplored tunnel system hidden deep within Montreal, your mom [Cool]
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GraphJam » Textbooks? You Don't Actually Need Those, Do You?
Graph by: broncosfan63 Tagged: backpacks , high school , Line Graph , school , textbooks Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » The Gay Agenda
Graph by: Flautenpupie79 Tagged: business , control , gay , mind , privacy , world Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » I Didn't Have a Brick Separator
Graph by: Unknown Tagged: pie charts , lego , graphs , funny Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Spelling Is Hard, Okay?
Graph by: Unknown Tagged: attributes , baby , redneck , similar Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Wile E. Coyote's Budget
Graph by: jspenguin Tagged: acme , birdseed , budget , medical bills , signs , umbrellas , wile e coyote Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Funiness of Lake names
LoL by: PangeeSauce Tagged: geography , lakes Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Rise From Your Coffin!
Graph by: noimaginationtocreateaname Tagged: altered beast , cedric diggory , coffin , edward cullen , Harry Potter , Pie Chart , twilight , vampire Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Reason People Will See "Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs"
Graph by: Linkartist Tagged: 3-D , acorn , animation , cartoons , chase , funny , ice age , kids , laughs , movies , scrat Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Amounts of Snacks Eaten During Movies
Graph by: Unknown Tagged: ads , before , cinema , during , eating , junk food , movies , Pie Chart , snacks , theater Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Time Spent Playing CoD Multiplayer
Graph by: APPLEZACKS Tagged: call of duty , gaming , lag Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » What time I plan to get up vs. What time my 3-year-old son wakes up
Graph by: jksterup Tagged: Bar Graph , child , morning , parents , school , sleep , son , wake up Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Check Out My Portfolio on Tumblr
Graph by: Unknown Tagged: cameras , nikon , photographers , Pie Chart , portfolio , teenagers , tumblr Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » The Hero With a Thousand Faces
Graph by: (via computersherpa.deviantart.com) Tagged: awesome , literature , nerdy , tropes Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Stand-up Comedy
Graph by: noisypeter Tagged: comedians , dane cook , funny , stand-up comedy , TV Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Shopping Cart Distribution
LoL by: Defiant Tagged: perfect , shopping , wheels Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Mmmm, Pie….
Graph by: Unknown Tagged: cherry , custard , nom , pie , super realistic , venn diagram Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Application Trolling
Graph by: Bruce_Benjamin_Stark Tagged: save , unexpected , troll , application Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Classic: The Perfect Message
Submitted by: Vytheros (via Pleated-Jeans) Tagged: classic , cpr , instructions Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » They Sound Angry, But I Can't Put My Finger on Why
Graph by: Unknown Tagged: german , movies , Pie Chart , villains Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Shopping List: milk, eggs, bread
LoL by: aardvarkage Tagged: food , men , milk , shopping , women Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » It Doesn't Get Any Better
Graph by: Unknown Tagged: high-school-sleep , social life , study , venn diagram Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » He Loves His Chewy Toy
Graph by: Unknown Tagged: chewbacca , chewy , dogs , noises , Pie Chart , star wars , wookie Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Composition of my 25 page research paper.
Graph by: dantae88 Tagged: abstract , books , college , material , paper , research , university , websites , wikipedia Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » You've Probably Never Read It
Graph by: greenwatches Tagged: best of week , college , english , hipster , major , Movie , read , truancy story , venn diagram Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Alcohol vs. Regret
Graph by: (via Life Would Be Much Easier as a Turtle) Tagged: alcohol , bad decisions , booze , Line Graph , regret Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Winging It
Graph by: Irhaslegendaryswordlol Tagged: improvisation , Pie Chart , preparation Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Dropped Plate
Graph by: Unknown Tagged: plate , pie , graph Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Ramen Noodle Consumption
LoL by: TheAtarian1 Tagged: college , consume , day , food , lunch , ramen noodles , summer Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Dawkins RAGEEE!!!
Graph by: Unknown Tagged: Bar Graph , controversy , evolution , richard dawkins , science , what does the internet th Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » I Read It on the Internet so It Must Be True
Graph by: someone124 Tagged: internet , Line Graph , misleading , reading , true facts Share on Facebook [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Good: Charity to expand. Bad: Chittenden Emergency Food Shelf of Burlington, VT: "We've never seen so many people telling us they are needing more" after 50,000 visit over past year alone [Murica]
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Fark.com RSS » Explore Minnesota Garbage [Spiffy]
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Fark.com RSS » Rock being moved because people keep driving into it [Stupid]
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Fark.com RSS » "Pence Pleads Ignorance" to absolutely everything everyone around him said and did [Facepalm]
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Futility Closet » Eh
Tenth-century merchant captain Bjarni Herjólfsson spent his summers trading in Scandinavia but returned to his native Iceland each winter to visit his parents. In 986 he was told that his father had sailed to Greenland with Erik the Red, so he followed them west. Lacking a map or a compass, he was blown off course by a storm, and when … [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Illegal immigration is expensive. Includes state by state expenditures [Scary]
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Fark.com RSS » RIP Robert Baratheon [Fail]
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Fark.com RSS » PSA: To all police agencies please note that it has been determined that wild animals such as moose will refuse to follow traffic signals thereby causing road havoc [Obvious]
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Fark.com RSS » Rich SF residents get their private street back [Followup]
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Fark.com RSS » Now witness the firepower of this fully armed and operational electromagnetic railgun prototype that has cost taxpayers $500 million so far…for the last time because the project will be cancelled [Fail]
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Fark.com RSS » Phase 1 of Cards Against Humanity's plan to stop Trump's border wall is complete as they have purchased a land along the border and retained a law firm that specializes in eminent domain [Spiffy]
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Fark.com RSS » Drunk, yelling the strip club DJ is "anti-white racist", and shooting a gun in the parking lot is no way to go through life, son [Dumbass]
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Fark.com RSS » Well, he certainly couldn't hold a 240-year-old message in his hands, what with the holes and all [Repeat]
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Fark.com RSS » Not news: Your dog brings home some dead thing. Fark: Your dog brings home a human skull [Scary]
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Fark.com RSS » Florida man arrested for drawing school shooting on son's homework. No charges in connection with the crap drawn on his face [Florida]
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Fark.com RSS » It's probably never a great idea to steal someone's shoes, especially if you are on the jury and the shoes belong to an attorney who works at the court [Dumbass]
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Fark.com RSS » Santa Claus whips it out at Holiday Boat Parade [Florida]
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Fark.com RSS » Hey, remember that time on the bus when you took off your shoes and socks and the smell was so bad you got arrested? That was great [Sick]
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Fark.com RSS » For tonight's Paul's Memory Bank (8PM ET) the songs have a number in their title. At the end we'll have a mini tribute to Jim Nabors, 1 song as Gomer, another that showed off his exceptional baritone voice (Impossible Dream has been playe
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Fark.com RSS » Important tip: your use of social media can negatively impact your career, even if you aren't using it at work, especially if, say you are a police officer and your comment on a video of a car attack on a crowd of protesters is "ha ha I love
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Fark.com RSS » Photoshop this terrific tin [Photoshop]
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Fark.com RSS » Viagra factory in Ireland is giving every male in the town, including dogs, non-stop erections [Weeners]
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Fark.com RSS » When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter – I sprang from my bed to see what was the matter [Florida]
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