Odds and sods I look at regularly, just because they amuse me. I hope they do the same for you. Incidentally, I found this page’s title on Greg Ross’s Futility Closet (it’s somewhere on this page) in a mini-article which also includes the delightful sentence in Icelandic: Barbara Ara bar Ara araba bara rabbabara. Ross points out that this, “besides being fun to say, is spelled with only three letters. It means “Barbara, daughter of Ari, brought only rhubarb to Ari the Arab.”
Fark.com RSS » North Korea's new missile is scarier than we thought, it might even be able to take out something on land and not just water [Scary]
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Fark.com RSS » Applebee's betting on $1 Long Island Ice Teas all December long to help shareholders, drunkards forget rough 2017 [Obvious]
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Fark.com RSS » Porsche reported stolen in 1991 found at base of steep cliff [Strange]
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Fark.com RSS » Pro-tip: If you steal a $300,000 Ferrari, don't ask for gas money as that might give you away [Dumbass]
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Fark.com RSS » Officers called to a suspicious incident in the 600 block of Steamboat Boulevard. A five gallon bucket was propped against the door and the water ran out [PSA]
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Fark.com RSS » Fark Food Thread: The chill is in the air but we're still Farkers. So.. help us stay warm and cozy while holding back none of the booze as you share to the right the best cold-weather drinks [Interesting]
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Fark.com RSS » Charges dropped against mom who put recorder in daughter's backpack to catch bullies [Followup]
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Fark.com RSS » Two charged with theft of car, ATM. Eww. You never go ATM [Dumbass]
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Fark.com RSS » Photoshop this floating boy [Photoshop]
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Fark.com RSS » Hey, who's down for a one-year anniversary celebration of the Charlottesville protests? Difficulty: The guy throwing it is the neo-Nazi who organized the first one. Anyone? Anyone? Hey, is this thing on? [Facepalm]
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Fark.com RSS » Tony Hovater is upset that he was called the Nazi sympathizer next door. He wants everyone to know that he Tony Hovater is not a Nazi sympathizer next door and would the please stop call him, Tony Hovater the Nazi sympathizer next door [Dumbass]
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Fark.com RSS » Man who confronted police with sex toy is told to buzz off [Florida]
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Fark.com RSS » Londoners before : "We can not let Terrorism change how we do things." Londoners now: "IT'S SNOWING IN LONDON. STOCKPILE TEA CITY IS HYSTERIC PANIC PANIC BUY HUSKIES PANIC BUY SLEDS NUCLEAR WINTER ITS ALL DOOMED DOOMED" (possible
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Fark.com RSS » Google reveals the top "why do" searches in every state — and some of them are pretty special [Amusing]
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Fark.com RSS » Garsh, Jim Nabors has died [Sad]
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Fark.com RSS » So, uh, who wants to play some naked tag? And to really ramp up the fun, let's do it in the NAZI gas chambers of Stutthof. And film it (possibly NSFW) [Asinine]
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Fark.com RSS » Actual NY Times editorial: "Is North Korea's Nuclear Test a Sign of Hope?" [Facepalm]
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Fark.com RSS » Oklahoma town on its fourth police chief of 2017 after the previous three were fired for misconduct, including one who ran a skinhead KKK organization. So the most recent chief decided to take a photo of himself flipping the bird with two teens [Foll
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Fark.com RSS » It's not like Mike Flynn had one thing to do with Trump and Russia. OK, one thing. Nothing else. And just this other thing. And this, and this. Nothing else. And this, and these. Nothing else [Interesting]
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Fark.com RSS » Another reason to tear it down: Robert E. Lee monument in Richmond may have buried treasure inside. Fark: A rare photograph of Lincoln in his coffin [Interesting]
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Fark.com RSS » Very long article and video interview with the man who shut down Trump's twitter account. TL;DR Some user reported the account, he processed the request to deactivate it [Amusing]
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Fark.com RSS » Mayor who also dressed up as the town Santa Claus busted for hiring a prostitute through Craigslist. Ho Ho Ho [Dumbass]
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Fark.com RSS » Tennyson: "'Tis better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all." South African philosopher Benatar: "Better Never to Have Been: The Harm of Coming Into Existence." Gotta wonder what happened to make him so jaded. Lo
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Weird Universe » Service for smiles
Given an equal choice, will a store clerk first serve a smiling or a frowning customer?
Science provides the answer. Clerks go toward the smiler.
Maybe this is why it's so hard to ever get help in Home Depot. I need to be grinning more.
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Fark.com RSS » Photoshop this turtle event [Photoshop]
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Fark.com RSS » Nobody knows what or who is causing a loud banging noise in a New Jersey town [Weird]
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Fark.com RSS » Jim Beam is selling a smart decanter that pours whiskey on command. Shut up and take my money [Cool]
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Fark.com RSS » Matt Lauer releases statement on his termination from NBC. Here are his complete comments [News]
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Fark.com RSS » Reza Zarrab testified yesterday. About moving money around, bribing Turkish officials, violating US sanctions, how 2 Trump administration officials tried the political route to get him off. Mike Flynn was watching [Interesting]
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Weird Universe » A Rose and a Baby Ruth
Apology on the cheap. [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Don't you hate it when you leave a dead bird and a flaming box of poop on the wrong porch? [Awkward]
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Fark.com RSS » Who is smarter, dogs or cats? We know because science [Obvious]
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GraphJam » Calendar of Meaningful Dates
Source: xkcd Graph by: Unknown Tagged: dates , books , calendars , meaningful , holidays Share on Facebook
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GraphJam » Types of Commercially Available Toilet Paper
LoL by: jkdamighty Tagged: clog , comfortable , device , Fluffy , medieval , soft , toilet paper , torture Share on Facebook
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GraphJam » Delivery Areas of Nearby Pizza Places
Graph by: Mandie… Tagged: close , delivery , house , near , pizza , proximity , venn diagram Share on Facebook
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GraphJam » You Can Always Leave at the Break
Graph by: (via College Humor) Tagged: class , school , skipping Share on Facebook
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GraphJam » How Pandora Works
A flow chart on Pandora. Graph by: Unknown Tagged: flow chart , internet radio , Music , pandora , radio , websites Share on Facebook
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GraphJam » Breakdown of Our Bed
Graph by: Unknown Tagged: bed , percentage , relationships , sleeping Share on Facebook
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GraphJam » No Bacon to Bring Home
Graph by: NanoNic Tagged: bacon , bring home the bacon , Pie Chart , pizza , rage face , slice Share on Facebook
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GraphJam » Show You a Fragment
Graph by: geekerygirl17 Tagged: grammar , Microsoft Office , Pie Chart , software , word Share on Facebook
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GraphJam » He'll Take Up the Whole Bed, Too
Graph by: Henrietta88 Tagged: cute , dirty , dogs , Pie Chart , snuggle , wet Share on Facebook
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GraphJam » Re-Plotted: Batfamily
Submitted by: GiantChild Tagged: alfred , batman , family Share on Facebook
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GraphJam » Reasons I don't feel bad for downloading music illegally
Graph by: bacrist07 Tagged: cribs , download , Hall of Fame , illegal , mtv , Music , Pie Chart Share on Facebook
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GraphJam » Spaceballs: The Graph
Graph by: Ioun267 Tagged: venn diagrams , spaceballs , graphs , funny Share on Facebook
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GraphJam » That's Exactly How It Works
Graph by: Unknown Tagged: illness , movies , osmosis jones , Pie Chart Share on Facebook
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GraphJam » You Should Lollygag More
Graph by: Unknown Tagged: jail , lollygag , video games , Skyrim Share on Facebook
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GraphJam » They're Tryin' to Track Me Down
Graph by: Unknown Tagged: deputy , i shot the sheriff , Music , song Share on Facebook
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GraphJam » Just Ask For It Back After Class
Graph by: Unknown Tagged: borrowing , paper , Pie Chart , thats-not-borrowing-you-jerk Share on Facebook
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GraphJam » Blue Shell, Every Time
Graph by: jajabinkss Tagged: Bar Graph , frustrations , Mario Kart , video games Share on Facebook
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GraphJam » You Mean Those Lines Are There For a Reason?
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Fark.com RSS » Far right trolls, white supremacists, assholes support Trump sharing a snuff film [Followup]
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Fark.com RSS » GLORIOUS Red Party Tax plan would lead to grad students being taxed on free tuition as if it was income, giving them an income tax head start of $40,000 or $50,000 a year on a lifetime of unbearable debt even if living in mom's attic, eating garb
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Futility Closet » Decisions
A puzzle by David Silverman: Able, Baker, and Charlie are playing tag. Able is faster than Baker, who’s faster than Charlie. All three of them start at point P, and Able is “it.” At time -T, Baker runs north and Charlie runs south. After a count that takes time T, Able starts chasing one of the two quarries. The game … [Link]
Fark.com RSS » So that's why he was freaking out today [News]
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Fark.com RSS » "The officer then took out a tube of K-Y Jelly, a personal lubricant, and said: 'You are going to need a lot of this'" [Florida]
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Fark.com RSS » Theme of Farktography Contest No. 656: "Dream a Little Dream". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme [Farktography]
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Fark.com RSS » The Geraldo doth protest too much, methinks [Creepy]
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Fark.com RSS » "I don't think that in everyday course of business, we poop our pants or go around defecating ourselves." Point taken, counselor [Fail]
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Fark.com RSS » I'm not saying it was Heisenberg, but it was probably Heisenberg [Strange]
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Fark.com RSS » Candidate for Landlord of the Year tries to evict 100-year-old woman from rent-controlled apartment [Asinine]
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Fark.com RSS » Bosnian Croat Commander: *taps temple* You can't sentence me for war crimes when I'm already dead *drinks poison* [Strange]
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Fark.com RSS » "What I am getting is stronger by refusing to blame myself and speaking the truth out loud". Survivor of attack by Moore speaks truth to power [Hero]
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Fark.com RSS » Photoshop this little sleeper [Photoshop]
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