Odds and sods I look at regularly, just because they amuse me. I hope they do the same for you. Incidentally, I found this page’s title on Greg Ross’s Futility Closet (it’s somewhere on this page) in a mini-article which also includes the delightful sentence in Icelandic: Barbara Ara bar Ara araba bara rabbabara. Ross points out that this, “besides being fun to say, is spelled with only three letters. It means “Barbara, daughter of Ari, brought only rhubarb to Ari the Arab.”
Fark.com RSS » Man dead after Logan stabbing. Snikt [News]
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Fark.com RSS » Visit Peoria, Illinois Come for the Portillo's. Stay for the Portillo's. Eat Portillo's. Portillo's [Stupid]
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Fark.com RSS » Today's vaccine shortage is brought to you by the letter A [Sick]
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Fark.com RSS » University accused of failing to take action against student with strange sexual fetish. What strange sexual fetish you ask? Well, you'll just have to click to find outHE DRESSES UP AS A BABY HAHAHA [Weird]
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Fark.com RSS » THIS JUST IN: Locking your car doors is an effective way to prevent your car being robbed [Facepalm]
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Fark.com RSS » Not news: Man finds car after forgetting where he parked it. Fark: Twenty years later [Fail]
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Fark.com RSS » Fark Food Thread: Here it is.. Your Fark Turkey Day sides thread. Share what you're making/taking to the feast. Canned Cranberries shall be banned at the door [Interesting]
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Fark.com RSS » Apparently we're now so stupid we have to be reminded to breathe [Amusing]
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Fark.com RSS » ← Free Cows (WARNING: Graphic images) [Followup]
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Fark.com RSS » Photoshop this uplifting sign [Photoshop]
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Fark.com RSS » Connecticut state education official Stephen Wright arrested for violating probation in drunken driving arrest. When asked for a comment, he said, "24 hours in a day. 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?" [Dumbass]
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Fark.com RSS » Germany replaces U.S. as country with best image, the real news being that the U.S. ever had this title to begin with [Murica]
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Fark.com RSS » Pro tip: When breaking into homes, it's best if you do not leave your resume at one of the crime scenes and your cell phone in another [Dumbass]
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Fark.com RSS » "OK, heads – we go with Gordie, our incumbent mayor who's been doing a fine job these past 20 years. Or tails – we go with this new guy who's muttering to himself and stroking his AR-15" [Weird]
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Fark.com RSS » The U.S. House just passed the Fark the Poor and Reward the Wealthy Tax Act [News]
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Fark.com RSS » Ireland's FOTA Wildlife Park celebrates birth of new Brazilian Tapir and needs help naming him. Difficulty: No Tapir McTapirFace [Sappy]
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Fark.com RSS » Canada's foolish tradition of not locking the front door comes to its inevitable horrific conclusion: 19 dead, including mother, father, 6 children, 3 dogs, 1 cat, several goldfish- ok, just kidding, the cops showed up and took a drunk guy home [
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Futility Closet » An Orderly Alphabet
Image: Wikimedia Commons In the early days of typewriting, this was usually the first thing typed on each new typewriter after it rolled off the production line: Amaranath sasesusos Oronoco initiation secedes Uruguay Philadelphia A worker known as an aligner typed it to check that the resulting letters were aligned correctly on the platen. How does it work? ‘Amaranath,’ the misspelled … [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Meanwhile in Japan, they are still crazy for the cheeseburger that Donald Trump ate [Interesting]
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Fark.com RSS » Someone thought carrying about $190,000 in cash in a backpack in the Bronx was a good idea [Facepalm]
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Fark.com RSS » Japanese train company felt compelled to issue an apology for a train not leaving on time. It left 20 seconds early [Amusing]
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Fark.com RSS » "If you can't keep your animal under control, you will have to leave the plane." "That is my therapy pig." "I was talking to the pig" (possible nsfw content on page) [Dumbass]
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Fark.com RSS » Police: We knew he had a stockpile of guns, and we knew he was in violation of a court order barring him from having guns. We just waited until the inevitable happened before we tried to stop him [Asinine]
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Fark.com RSS » Twitter bans white supremacist groups [Obvious]
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Fark.com RSS » Photoshop these beautiful berries [Photoshop]
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Fark.com RSS » Hobby Lobby's Museum of Antiquities Theft set to open in D.C this week. bring the kids, it'll be great fun for all [Murica]
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Fark.com RSS » And all along you thought you knew why the theater floor was sticky [Creepy]
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Weird Universe » Takes $1.95 Dispute to Supreme Court
During the gasoline shortage of 1979, New York state ordered a $7 minimum purchase of gas at stations, to stop people topping up. Frank Makara's tank would only hold $5.05 woth of gas, but he had to pay the full $7 minimum anyway. Outraged, he sued the BP station that charged him the $7, and took his suit all the … [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Explorer has gone missing in Papua New Guinea while searching for a tribe of headhunters. So I guess he found them [Obvious]
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Weird Universe » The Fountain of the World Cult
"Members of Fountain of the World cult in Chatsworth are pallbearers and mourners at funeral of their leader Krishna Venta and two other cult members killed in dynamiting of their headquarters."
Read a long fascinating article on this Manson precursor at the LA WEEKLY. [Link]
Fark.com RSS » "I understand I have 12 children of our own, at the same time, what we have on the back of our truck is nothing compared to what you see every day on the music videos, see on TV and video games" [Followup]
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Fark.com RSS » Fark could be offline forever as early as next month, thanks to the FCC [Asinine]
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Fark.com RSS » Vista Ridge Mall is about to become Roy Moore's favorite place to "shop" [Awkward]
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Fark.com RSS » God is coming and She is pissed at Alabama [Murica]
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Fark.com RSS » Keep farking that chicken, you'll kill it. Literally [Sick]
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Fark.com RSS » Tis the season… to update what it would cost you to buy everything from the 12 Days of Christmas song. This is a repeat from every year since forever [Interesting]
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Fark.com RSS » F-35 testing to boost air force base population by 3,500, including crash crews, mechanics, firefighters, medics, and maybe even a couple pilots [Misc]
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GraphJam » Pee Graph
Graph by: Unknown Tagged: bathroom humor , line , Line Graph , peeing , toliet Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Anne Frank Always Wins
Graph by: overlordtoast Tagged: apples to apples , best of week , cards , Pie Chart , that sounds naughty Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Odds of Missing a Note on Guitar Hero
Graph by: kate1738 Tagged: alone , Bar Graph , Guitar Hero , impress , missing , notes , rock band , video games Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Don't Forget To Check For Snakes/Spiders in the Toilet
Graph by: markot9 Tagged: bathroom , murderers , Pie Chart Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » President's Popularity
Graph by: StarsHallelujah Tagged: Line Graph , president , politics Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » And It Mooooves Us Alllll
Graph by: doctorwhofan63 Tagged: lyrics , Pie Chart , sing , the circle of life Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » I Hope So
Graph by: (via Best Nate Smith Ever ) Tagged: charity , venn diagram , fapping , good Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Things that happen in Underground Parking Garages in the movies
Graph by: Unknown Tagged: cars , chase , corporate , explosives , garages , information , meetings , movies , murder , parking , political , rape Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Dogs: Size vs. Ego
Graph by: Shuvva Tagged: chihuahua , dogs , ego , great dane , huge , large , size , small , spaniel , terrier , tiny Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Why I Have no Idea What to Do for a Living
Graph by: IamLordVoldemort Tagged: job , work , venn diagram Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » What Pizza Actually Tastes Like
Submitted by: Unknown Tagged: Sad , pizza , food Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » This Game Is Stupid
Graph by: Zexious Tagged: bad , video games , Pie Chart , too hard Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » What If Its For a Job On The Internet?!
Graph by: Unknown Tagged: Bar Graph , misanthropic , rage Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Unnecessary Glasses Are Unnecessary
Graph by: (via Ben Greenman) Tagged: glasses , Pie Chart , seeing Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Thoughts During [____]
Graph by: CreativeBoredom Tagged: pretty little liars Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » The Deadly Cycle
Ever seen a college student have a meltdown while trying to pick a flavor of ramen? Graph by: MissNuthin Tagged: hungry , vicious cycle , deadly , grumpy , indecisive Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » The Hundred Acre Mental Facility
Graph by: battousai Tagged: disorders , infographic , mental disorders , winnie the pooh Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Maybe If You Just Do Nothing…
Graph by: Unknown Tagged: air hockey , competition , game , goal , nothing , Pie Chart Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Making that Digital Pie
Graph by: Unknown Tagged: wtf , digital pie , boredom Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Paralysis Is a One Way Street
Graph by: Unknown Tagged: Pokémon , graphs , funny Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » And There Goes My Inventory
Graph by: Unknown Tagged: Pie Chart , lava , mine craft , inventory , video games Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Mints: The Safe Choice
Graph by: Tagged: choke , dinner , hiccups , mints , toothpick , venn diagram Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Data Can Be Beautiful
Submitted by: (via aledknowsbest) Tagged: graphs , video games , snake , funny Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Speed Limits There Are Confusing
Graph by: Unknown Tagged: distance , lol , measurement , miles , minutes , Pie Chart , texas Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Smartphone Cannon Fodder
Is keeping in touch by mobile phone killing our real-life conversations? Graph by: neomam (via www.ligo.co.uk) Tagged: smartphone , smart , phone , conversation Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » What People Say To Me When They Hear My Irish Accent
Graph by: purpleusbkey Tagged: accents , irish , Pie Chart , potato , what people say when Share on Facebook [Link]
Fark.com RSS » They found it [Satire]
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Fark.com RSS » Woman steals Highlander, upgrades by stealing Lexus, upgrades again by stealing BMW, all in a few hours while out on bail for car theft [Amusing]
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Fark.com RSS » Charles Manson reaching the bottom of the slide [News]
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Fark.com RSS » Good news, America: Eric and Don Jr. can once again legally bring endangered African animal parts home [Sick]
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Fark.com RSS » A high school principal would summon girls by intercom to his office, so PedoMoore could hit on them over the phone [Sick]
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Fark.com RSS » Emergency services at VP Mike Pence's house, roads closed and no further information. UPDATE: Bomb threat/Nothing found [News]
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Fark.com RSS » Colorado: Home of the first marijuana overdose [Scary]
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Fark.com RSS » Girl dies from wifi allergy. Wait, you can DIE from a made-up "disease"? [Scary]
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Fark.com RSS » Theme of Farktography Contest No. 654: "Top This". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme [Farktography]
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Fark.com RSS » Consumer Product Safety Commission announces recall of 7 hoverboard brands in case the barn hasn't burned down after the horse left last year [Followup]
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Fark.com RSS » You're doing it wrong [Sad]
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Fark.com RSS » Chainsaw-wielding hitchhiker more popular than Trump in Puerto Rico [Cool]
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Fark.com RSS » When asked about California shooter's history of stabbing neighbors and firing guns from his house, police say there's no way they could have anticipated his rampage [Murica]
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Fark.com RSS » PSA: Calling 911 while you're being chased by police and demanding to speak to Donald Trump because he's your friend will not help – not even in Florida [Florida]
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Fark.com RSS » Bill Gates' "smart city" in Arizona is not smart, not a city, and has little to with Bill Gates. At this point, I'm not even sure that Arizona exists [Stupid]
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Fark.com RSS » Danish police detain a man for stealing Copenhagen's public benches, resisting a rest [Strange]
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Fark.com RSS » Instashop this picture of Donald Trump really liking his water bottle [Photoshop]
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Fark.com RSS » Peacock at Calgary Zoo briefly becomes part of interactive exhibit with lion [Obvious]
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Fark.com RSS » Steve Mnuchin poses with his two loves [Giggity]
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Fark.com RSS » China uses Trump as an example of why democracy doesn't work [Awkward]
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Fark.com RSS » Photoshop this cow & boy [Photoshop]
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Fark.com RSS » Lamborghini delivers a special edition white-and-gold Huracan built just for Pope Francis, who autographed the hood and then sent it to an auction house to raise money for charities helping Iraqi Christians, sick kids in Africa, and migrant women [Sp
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Fark.com RSS » This is America. Freedom of speech does not exist here [Murica]
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Fark.com RSS » Women's boobs are not free speech, says federal court [Boobies]
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Fark.com RSS » Randy buck mounts, attempts to bonk two deer-shaped ornaments on family's lawn. Doesn't score but hilarity ensues [Fail]
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