Odds and sods I look at regularly, just because they amuse me. I hope they do the same for you. Incidentally, I found this page’s title on Greg Ross’s Futility Closet (it’s somewhere on this page) in a mini-article which also includes the delightful sentence in Icelandic: Barbara Ara bar Ara araba bara rabbabara. Ross points out that this, “besides being fun to say, is spelled with only three letters. It means “Barbara, daughter of Ari, brought only rhubarb to Ari the Arab.”
Fark.com RSS » Chickens in SPAAAAACE [Amusing]
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Fark.com RSS » 'Serial masturbators' in Cook County custody rewarded with pizza for 30-day abstention: Lawsuit [Interesting]
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Fark.com RSS » Transport Canada update: "Okay, knives are allowed again, but no baby powder" [Facepalm]
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Fark.com RSS » Just how bad is the opioid crisis in America? Police in Arkansas are warning customers to wipe off grocery cart handles due to potential Fentanyl residue. UPDATE: Debunked by Snopes [Unlikely]
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Fark.com RSS » Caption this intimate moment [Caption]
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Fark.com RSS » Egyptian accidentally shoots groom in the genitals during stag-do celebration [Fail]
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Fark.com RSS » More about those two "sailors" rescued by the Navy after being adrift for months. It seems some of their friends are starting to reveal what really happened (NSFW) [Followup]
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Fark.com RSS » ARM demands felony charges for cow abuse. Meanwhile, the Core Commander happily lights a grill made out of destroyed Pee Wee [Florida]
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Fark.com RSS » Fark Food Thread: How do you incorporate greens into meals without just preparing a side salad? Help your fellow Farkers eat healthier meals by showing us how easy it is to go green [Interesting]
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Fark.com RSS » Walk out of your car covered in gasoline and holding a lighter? That's a tasi—FFOOOOMMMMP [Sad]
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Fark.com RSS » Florida man arrested for DUI on lawnmower. On the bright side, he wasn't smoking grass [Florida]
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Futility Closet » Good Girl
Image: Wikimedia Commons Four years ago, the city was making extensive repairs for a number of blocks along our main thoroughfare here in Pasadena, putting in a complete new set of pipes. After two weeks, the day came when I was to have my hair done. I heard machinery in the distance, but decided to go on. I soon found myself … [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Groundbreaking has begun on Fark's new headquarters [Cool]
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Fark.com RSS » Photoshop this eerie woman [Photoshop]
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Fark.com RSS » Ontario passes idiotic pot regulations. New Brunswick: hold my spliff and watch this [Asinine]
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Fark.com RSS » Good news for anyone hoping for another remake of "On The Beach": North Korea apparently underestimated the amount of radiation that would escape from their recent tests (possible nsfw content on page) [Scary]
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Fark.com RSS » Nutella publicly acknowledges they changed their recipe. People who apparently like Nutella are not taking it well [Amusing]
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Fark.com RSS » Ikea is selling sluts [Weird]
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Fark.com RSS » Louis CK's movie premiere canceled in anticipation of a New York Times article that could be about anything really [Dumbass]
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Fark.com RSS » Toddler smacks into windshield after Florida woman chases boyfriend at 90 mph and hits the brakes. See, that's why I keep them strapped down in the cargo area. For safety [Florida]
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Fark.com RSS » Three out of four Washington State drivers refuse to honk their horns. Of course, that fourth one is an actual Washington State native honking angrily at all the people who've moved in and screwed the place up [Interesting]
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Fark.com RSS » Amazon psychedelic shaman potion is better at treating addiction than LSD or shrooms, and it qualifies for free shipping to an alternate universe [Spiffy]
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Fark.com RSS » More people retiring to Pittsburgh than Miami because when you don't have much time left you want every moment to feel like an eternity [Weird]
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Fark.com RSS » You should probably wait until the trial is over to hit on the jurors [Florida]
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Fark.com RSS » Gunfire at Walmart triggered by shoelace remark [Followup]
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Fark.com RSS » Well, the postal manifest said 'stuffed animals', but it didn't specify stuffed with what [Fail]
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Fark.com RSS » More bad booze news for the Irish: Your cheap booze is about to double in price after a new booze bill gets passed soon by those that want you healthy and sober [Sad]
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Fark.com RSS » Photoshop this calculator [Photoshop]
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Weird Universe » Smile Mirror
Visual Arts student Berk Ilhan has created a mirror that will only work if you smile. His idea was that this would help cheer up cancer patients by forcing them to smile. He's hoping to sell these for between $2000 and $3000 each. So far, the reaction to his invention has been, shall we say, not positive.
Some of the … [Link]
Fark.com RSS » If you try to rob a liquor store this time of year, don't be surprised when the clerk cracks you in the head with a bottle of Bailey's Pumpkin Spice [Fail]
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Fark.com RSS » Old creep serial pervert had a contract that allowed him to keep being old creep serial pervert. Weinstein? Why no. O'Reilly [Followup]
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Fark.com RSS » Apparently times are so tough that kids are trying to make DIY braces for their teeth at home [Creepy]
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Fark.com RSS » Gina? Lovely country, terrific. Terrific country. No, they don't take advantage of us. Great people. Great wall [Facepalm]
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Fark.com RSS » )-: [Repeat]
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Weird Universe » The Annals of State-Sponsored Corporal Punishment
Kids these days–so unreasonable!
Original article here. [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Joyriding on a stolen electric shopping cart and getting it stuck in the snow, that's a felony [Amusing]
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Fark.com RSS » Japan is going crazy for the Trump burger. It tastes like nothing [Silly]
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GraphJam » Our Generation's Shakespeare
Graph by: Unknown Tagged: describe , perfect , Pie Chart , shakespeare , twilight Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Replotted: I See No Difference
Submitted by: Unknown Tagged: end of the world , Pie Chart , replotted , SOPA Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » A Few Trillion Kills and Counting
Get Over Here and Play a Video Game Graph by: Jambei Tagged: best of week , frag , halo , infographic , kills , online , video games , xbox Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Go Team Apocalypse!
Graph by: Unknown Tagged: abs , bella , edward , go team venture , Jacob , Pie Chart , twilight Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » It's an Experience
Graph by: (via Tumblr) Tagged: computer , movies , theater Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Bad Marketing
Graph by: chickenman78 Tagged: Movie , snooki , three stooges , venn diagram Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Chance of realising that that small piece of metal is a vital part of your computer
Graph by: JaneD Tagged: computers , floor , metal , object , piece , trash Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » And 'Playing' Means Killing Everybody
Graph by: Unknown Tagged: fire , killing , Pie Chart , sims 3 , video games Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Thought It Was Called Breakunchinner
Submitted by: Unknown Tagged: breakfast , brunch , lunch , dinner Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Sadly, True
Graph by: Unknown Tagged: homework , answers , google Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Sports Don't Require Facts
Graph by: Dotpenn Tagged: sports , rumors , Bar Graph Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Aren't Forced Conversations the Best?
Graph by: alex6922 Tagged: Awkward , family , Pie Chart , school Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Can't We Read Something Else?
Graph by: watergurl Tagged: books , school , pie charts , twilight , reading Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » I Always Wanted a Pet Tiger
Graph by: 43906138 Tagged: childhood , disney , Pie Chart , princesses Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » But Everyone Cares About What I Post, Right?
Graph by: Valii- Tagged: facebook , posts , status updates , venn diagram Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » They're All Corgreat!
Graph by: (via loldwell) Tagged: corgis , cute , dogs , infographic Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » What Cinnamon Toast Ceral Commercials Teach Kids
Graph by: gigglemonster8 Tagged: breakfast , cereal , cinnamon toast crunch , commercials , eat , eating , friends , important , Pie Chart , teach Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Paying Money to Use Money? WTF!?
Graph by: (via This Is Indexed) Tagged: ATM , bank , fees , robbery , venn diagram Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Can't Wait
Graph by: Unknown Tagged: february , The Walking Dead , Pie Chart , Valentines day Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » You Mustn’t be Afraid to Dream a Little Bigger, Darling
Graph by: H3nQ Tagged: dreams , Inception , movie quotes , Pie Chart Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » This Daylight "Savings" is Too Confusing
Graph by: GonzoRulz Tagged: daylight savings , australia , map Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » No Taste
Graph by: Zarvanis Tagged: Music , school , no taste , Pie Chart Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Don't Panic!
Graph by: Unknown Tagged: alarm , car , dont-panic , Pie Chart Share on Facebook [Link]
Fark.com RSS » One thing Millennials aren't ruining is astrology and witchcraft; they're taking to it like ducks to water [Interesting]
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Fark.com RSS » I should buy a cat couch [Cool]
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Fark.com RSS » Hooker shoots victim twice in the head because he is performing oral sex wrong. I didn't know there would be a test [Scary]
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Fark.com RSS » Navy Captain releases his own report on McCain and Fitzgerald collisions [Followup]
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Futility Closet » Snug
Canada’s René-Levasseur Island is larger than the lake that surrounds it. The island occupies 2,020 square kilometers, while the surrounding Lake Manicouagan covers 1,942. Visible from space, the feature is sometimes called the Eye of Quebec. [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Homemade ad for used Honda Accord drives price so high eBay cancels auction [Followup]
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Fark.com RSS » Man gets out of his marriage by convincing the judge he isn't married. Ergo: the tag [Hero]
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Fark.com RSS » Theme of Farktography Contest No. 653: "Purple 2". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme [Farktography]
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Fark.com RSS » Harvard hosts annual 'Anal Sex 101' course – where everyone ends up at the bottom of the class [Giggity]
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Fark.com RSS » Landlord won't fix a broken door. Sunshine State Solution: Shoot selves during staged home invasion for insurance money [Florida]
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Fark.com RSS » Iowa man dies in the most Iowa way possible [Strange]
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Fark.com RSS » Insurance companies picking up birth control costs for religious employers [Spiffy]
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Fark.com RSS » Liberian refugee elected mayor of Helena, Montana, campaigned for stricter enforcement of overdue fees [Repeat]
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Fark.com RSS » Sex offender arrested for exposing himself at a Dollar Tree. Told police he didn't feel like getting all dressed up to go to Walmart [Creepy]
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Fark.com RSS » Luckily, I only plan on staying in 79 Cuban hotels [News]
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Fark.com RSS » "Sure, I called her 'Sugar-t*ts' and asked her to buy sex toys, but you are taking those comments out of context" says Trade Minister [Dumbass]
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Fark.com RSS » Investigators suspect 249 ghosts worked at stadium. Trump immediately proposes ghost ban and astral plane wall [Fail]
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Fark.com RSS » Even after checking their sources, USA Today Stihl got it wrong [Fail]
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Fark.com RSS » Woman goes to Walmart self-checkout, rings up $1,800 worth of merchandise for $3.70 [Dumbass]
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Fark.com RSS » Russia presses ahead with combat robots, hoping to simultaneously reduce risks for their military forces and free them up to post on Facebook [Interesting]
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Fark.com RSS » Photoshop this speedster [Photoshop]
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Fark.com RSS » I'll have 3 Boston Creme donuts, some Munchkins, some heroin, some meth and a large coffee [Dumbass]
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Fark.com RSS » Some vehicles aren't designed for quick U-turns. This ship captain found a way. With video [Facepalm]
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Fark.com RSS » Dick says goodnight moon [Sad]
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