Odds and sods I look at regularly, just because they amuse me. I hope they do the same for you. Incidentally, I found this page’s title on Greg Ross’s Futility Closet (it’s somewhere on this page) in a mini-article which also includes the delightful sentence in Icelandic: Barbara Ara bar Ara araba bara rabbabara. Ross points out that this, “besides being fun to say, is spelled with only three letters. It means “Barbara, daughter of Ari, brought only rhubarb to Ari the Arab.”
Fark.com RSS » Man has surgery to reduce his 11 pound testicles, 3 foot penis, and wheelbarrow stable [Scary]
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Fark.com RSS » Heartbeats matter [News]
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Overheard In The Office » Learned It in Prison
Female cube dweller: We're moving next week, but it's taking forever to get everything packed. Michael is such an anal packer. Charleston, South Carolina [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Why do men fear female armpit hair? [Interesting]
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Fark.com RSS » You know how some people leave a religious tract instead of a tip? This is like that, except awesome [Spiffy]
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Fark.com RSS » Girl Scouts cleaning shoreline of Brooklyn creek find 7 dead cats in plastic bags, say it's a nice change of pace from dead hookers and mob informants [Sick]
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Fark.com RSS » Family Dollar truck gets stuck on sharp mountain highway curve. Recovery efforts to cost more than truck's contents [Fail]
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Fark.com RSS » Fark Food Thread: It's that time of year so break out the squash recipes and help your fellow Farkers enjoy the season [Interesting]
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Fark.com RSS » "And who's been sleeping in my bed?" asked Goldilocks [Amusing]
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Futility Closet » Four Play
It’s a popular recreation to try to arrange four 4s into various expressions to generate the whole numbers, like so: 1 = 4 ÷ 4 + 4 – 4
2 = 4 – (4 + 4) ÷ 4
3 = (4 × 4 – 4) ÷ 4
4 = 4 + 4 × (4 – 4)
5 = (4 × … [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Do you like free booze and are over 50 years old? Do we have a study for you [Cool]
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Fark.com RSS » Photoshop this child and his chicken [Photoshop]
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Fark.com RSS » National Park Service realizes that a 45-foot statue of a naked woman on the National Mall would have breasts and other icky womanly things; reverses its approval [Stupid]
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Fark.com RSS » Head tax for homeless irks businesses. To be fair, if there's a homeless person with more than one head, they probably should be taxed more somehow [Interesting]
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Fark.com RSS » China tests out world's first driverless train that doesn't run on rails. Off the rails Casey Jones, still driving while on cocaine impressed [Interesting]
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Fark.com RSS » If your nipples leak, you might have a brain tumor [Interesting]
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Fark.com RSS » Twitter is banning ads from Russian media outlets RT, Sputnik and Fark.com [Interesting]
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Fark.com RSS » Indiana appeals court rules sex offenders can attend church with children present. Guess there won't be a priest shortage after all [Asinine]
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Fark.com RSS » College of the Ozarks creates mandatory patriotism class. Would you like to know more? [Murica]
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Fark.com RSS » Tampa mayor to city's police force: "Give me head"… waitasec…Well it was something like that [Florida]
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Fark.com RSS » You know it's an epic 'hold my beer' moment when the homemade explosive device you are working on explodes and the cops don't find your body until a day later [Murica]
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Fark.com RSS » Gun safety lesson inadvertently teaches 10-year-old boy valuable lesson, to wit: "Do not attend gun safety lessons taught by Florida police" [Florida]
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Fark.com RSS » For some reason, the U.S. Air Force is tweeting that Santa Claus isn't real [Weird]
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Fark.com RSS » Someone in Louisiana just hit the $191.1 million dollar jackpot. Will immediately buy shoes, teeth [Obvious]
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Fark.com RSS » RCMP accused of not telling employees there was lead at a firing range, hydrogen in snow [Asinine]
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Fark.com RSS » Denver news anchor tries the "worlds spiciest potato chip," The Aristocrats ensues [Fail]
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Fark.com RSS » Boa constrictor found in hotel bed, found before it could do what is described in that Shel Silverstein poem [Scary]
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Fark.com RSS » Massachusetts may leave the Eastern Time Zone. Here come the post-8 a.m. sunrises [Silly]
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Fark.com RSS » Oooooooo, Ahhhhhhhhh [Scary]
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Weird Universe » Jack Punter’s House
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Fark.com RSS » NYC mayoral candidate Aaron Commey once hijacked an airplane with a handgun and demanded it be flown to Antarctica or Argentina to battle a make-believe group of evil-doers. He should be fun [Strange]
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Fark.com RSS » Florida woman's dress repeatedly blows up to expose her lady parts, obviously necessitating MASSIVE law enforcement response [Florida]
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Fark.com RSS » Nose-picking masturbator terrorizes NYC subway riders [Creepy]
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Fark.com RSS » Today's sticky item spilled all over a highway: Mango juice [Misc]
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Weird Universe » All Are Welcome
There's been controversy recently in the town of Groton, Massachusetts over eight stone markers that were installed on roads leading into the town engraved with the phrase "Town of Groton — All Are Welcome."
Some citizens expressed concern that the phrase might be taken literally, and that "those with a criminal or terrorist background" might feel they were being invited … [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Photoshop this love bread [Photoshop]
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Fark.com RSS » Like bananas? Prepare to live without them [Sad]
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Fark.com RSS » Game change: sexual harassment edition [Creepy]
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Fark.com RSS » Fark-ready headline: "I'm selling my ranch after aliens tried to abduct my wife" [Amusing]
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Fark.com RSS » Nazis are using leaked psychological manipulation techniques in their war against non-Nazis. Nazissuckreally shortmicroweenies [Creepy]
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Fark.com RSS » Cheerios will no longer be able to call itself "gluten-free". "Taste-free" still perfectly acceptable [Asinine]
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Fark.com RSS » "Every minute" said gamblers, confidence men, Steve Bannon, and maybe even P. T. Barnum. "Every minute" [Hero]
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Fark.com RSS » If we all really want clean air, instead of making electric cars why don't we just get rid of cars altogether? [Unlikely]
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Fark.com RSS » Fark-ready headline: Woman who married herself gives in to temptation and cheats on herself [Silly]
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Fark.com RSS » Arizona opens up its first marijuana dispensary drive-thru, because that's just how they roll [Spiffy]
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Fark.com RSS » There's one thing Kate Middleton never wears, if you know what I mean [Giggity]
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GraphJam » Level of attraction between me and the waitress versus drinks taken
LoL by: nevillesingular Tagged: attractive , drinking , drunk , waitress Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Way to Take the Magic Away
Graph by: Unknown Tagged: cartoons , drugs , prescription , Sad , winnie the pooh Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » The Real Reason Why Tyra Banks Does America's Next Top Model
The real reason why Tyra does what she does Graph by: lasloan Tagged: Americas Next Top Model , face , models , opinions , panel , Pie Chart , pose , reality tv , stupid , supermodels , talk , TV , Tyra Banks Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » CHANCES I'LL CATCH MY TYPOS
Graph by: dogheadbuttchow Tagged: Bar Graph , careful , catch , nanosecond , proofreading , save , typos Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » How To Succeed At Job Interviews, Or Just About Anything, Really
Graph by: Unknown Tagged: job , job interviews , knocker Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Reasons Why I've feared for my life on a plane
LoL by: AATFC Tagged: airline , airport , bathroom , children , emergency , fear , kids , plane Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Epic Drum Solo Time
Graph by: Samsaysheyllo Tagged: drum solo , pie charts , pencils , graphs , funny Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » The Birds Have Nothing on My Anger
Graph by: Unknown Tagged: angry birds , Pie Chart , pig , video games Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Context is Important
Graph by: Vilame Tagged: radio , bar graphs , ipod , favorite song , graphs , funny Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » It's Like a Napkin You Wear
Graph by: rosexoxo Tagged: napkins , hands , Pie Chart , pants Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Two Music Titans Go Head to Head
Graph by: (via Thinkstripes) Tagged: Music , spotify , infographic , pandora Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Nyan!
Graph by: Unknown Tagged: animals , cat , creepy , cute , Line Graph Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Sweet Mother o' Mercy
Graph by: vahkichaser2 Tagged: fergie , guns n roses , oh gosh what is that sound , Pie Chart , super bowl XLV , sweet child of mine Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Pls Stahp
Graph by: Unknown Tagged: Music , Vanilla Ice , hammer time Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Why I Became a Professor
Graph by: fish_stew Tagged: free , impress , people , Pie Chart , professor , stuff , teacher , university , young Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » The Bane of Karaoke Nights
Graph by: Jeffreyd1 Tagged: Music , graphs , line graphs , funny Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » My Bucket List
Graph by: (via Pleated Jeans) Tagged: best of week , bucket , bucket list , pig , Willy Wonka Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Even on Vibrate
I swear, my phone always manages to find my keys so the noise is even louder. Graph by: TheSuperFace Tagged: Bar Graph , loud , noise , phone , sms , text message Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Fear of Teenagers
Graph by: chrisrichards Tagged: 20s , 30s , 40s , 50s , 60s , elderly , fear , kids , teenagers Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Time for My Break
Graph by: mcdaash Tagged: angry birds , bathroom , break time , Pie Chart , work Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Wait, Are Canadian's Invading Us?!
How is 30% of the US Farther Norht than Windsor, Ontario, Canada? Submitted by: (via whatsdifferentincanada) Tagged: Canada , map , usa Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Hormones? You?
Graph by: djlynx Tagged: crying , emotions , Pie Chart , women Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Mom, Can I PLEASE Go to the Gym Instead?
Graph by: MLIA.FTW Tagged: Just Dance , mile , Pie Chart , running , sweating , wii Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Avenge ALL the Things!
Graph by: (via TDYLF) Tagged: Line Graph , Movie , The Avengers Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » I Should Keep a Magazine in There
Graph by: lobsterassassin Tagged: bathroom , graphs , shampoo bottle , funny , Pie Chart Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » I Expect More From You Guys
Graph by: Unknown Tagged: love triangle , gale , peeta , books , hunger games , twilight , Pie Chart Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » What Do You Mean 'No Pay Raise' This Year?
Graph by: markdotnet Tagged: interest , job review , performance , Pie Chart , salary Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Not Now, There's Fun to Be Had!
Graph by: sanichegehog Tagged: school , weekends , illness , breaks , Pie Chart Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Obesity Rates in the US
Graph by: (via Netorama) Tagged: fatties , us , obesity Share on Facebook [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Catholics and Lutherans celebrate divorce [Ironic]
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Futility Closet » Some Enchanted Evening
In Southeast Asia, fireflies synchronize their flashing. Observing them in Siam in the 1920s, naturalist Hugh Smith wrote, “Imagine a tenth of a mile of river front with an unbroken line of [mangrove] trees with fireflies on every leaf flashing in synchronism. … Then, if one’s imagination is sufficiently vivid, he may form some conception of this amazing spectacle.” The … [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Kentucky taxpayers, you're on the hook 'cuz of your biatch named Karma [Murica]
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Fark.com RSS » Theme of Farktography Contest No. 651: "Nightmare Fuel". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme [Farktography]
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Fark.com RSS » "We can do this the easy way or the hard way." Gas station clerk chooses hard way, with picture goodness of the effect on the robber. Hero tag is for clerk [Hero]
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Fark.com RSS » Nasty woman complains that Whitefish stinks [News]
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Fark.com RSS » Judge serves three day notice to "vacate the premises" to overdue baby. Baby listens and demands her security deposit back [Amusing]
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Fark.com RSS » Medium well done [Sick]
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Fark.com RSS » Mother charged for having daughter undergo female genital mutilation asks judge to remove GPS monitor from ankle because it's "physically uncomfortable and causes irritation to the skin" [Unlikely]
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Fark.com RSS » Parent angered by weed delivery service flyer left at her home. Well, maybe little Suzie and Jimmy won't need to get high if you stop letting the Kardashians and $#* My Dad Says raise them 24/7 oh and btw HOLY CRAP WEED HOME DELIVERY [Spiffy]
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Fark.com RSS » If you feel your Soul is headed in the wrong direction, surrender it to the maker [Misc]
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Fark.com RSS » Administrators in one southern California school district have been receiving extra payments from a secret "profit sharing" fund for decades, and no one seems to know why. Not even the people receiving them [Interesting]
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Fark.com RSS » When Kimmie says literally, he MEANS literally, and has the nukes to back it up. Or so he says, as sabres continue to rattle [News]
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Fark.com RSS » Photoshop this Russian wedding [Photoshop]
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