Odds and sods I look at regularly, just because they amuse me. I hope they do the same for you. Incidentally, I found this page’s title on Greg Ross’s Futility Closet (it’s somewhere on this page) in a mini-article which also includes the delightful sentence in Icelandic: Barbara Ara bar Ara araba bara rabbabara. Ross points out that this, “besides being fun to say, is spelled with only three letters. It means “Barbara, daughter of Ari, brought only rhubarb to Ari the Arab.”
Fark.com RSS » This just in from the Ric Romero Institute: How well you recover from Hurricane Harvey may depend on how much money you have [Obvious]
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Fark.com RSS » No "live" show tonight on Paul's Memory Bank. Putting the server on auto-pilot mixing up music & comedy (8PM EDT). Next week, the Annual Halloween Show featuring "The War of the Worlds". Got time for a few requests [Audio]
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Fark.com RSS » There's been a lot less dead hookers since Craigslist started offering erotic services [Interesting]
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Fark.com RSS » You know that old lady in front of you on the NYC subway who cannot figure out how to swipe her metro card? Just wait until she has to pay using her phone [Cool]
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Fark.com RSS » Belgian sex education website recommended for 7-year-old kids demonstrates advanced sex techniques even subby hasn't heard of. Stupid Flanders (NSFW) [Awkward]
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Fark.com RSS » "Paul admits he would have not gone through with it had he not been drunk" [Dumbass]
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Fark.com RSS » Bionic woman takes 24 hours to complete a 10-mile run. She's never going to get back into OSI at that rate [Spiffy]
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Fark.com RSS » Naming your kid Jihad is the new Hitler [Asinine]
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Fark.com RSS » Underwear bomber complains about the fruits of his loom(ing) long term incarceration. A thousand tiny violins begin warming up [Followup]
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Fark.com RSS » Federal Courts: Whales are fish [Stupid]
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Fark.com RSS » Live Briefing on Niger Ambush -history in the making [News]
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Fark.com RSS » At 12 years old, Louie the dog is getting a bit old and slow, so when he disappeared one day, his owners were a bit freaked out. What they didn't know was that he was out being a hero. GOOD BOY [Sappy]
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Fark.com RSS » The President of the Czech Republic has affronted reporters by brandishing a replica AK-47 with the words "for journalists" inscribed on it during a press conference. To his credit, the gun shoots alcohol [Strange]
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Fark.com RSS » Photoshop this German bus [Photoshop]
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Fark.com RSS » Remember, the police standoff isn't over until the Florida Man sings [Florida]
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Fark.com RSS » Good Morning, fellow Palestinians. Good Morning, automated Facebook translation service. Good Morning, Israeli police [Fail]
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Fark.com RSS » 16 Afghan soldiers training in Alabama have gone AWOL, "may pose a security risk" due to age, military training, higher thread count [Scary]
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Futility Closet » Please Help!
Futility Closet is a full-time endeavor for me, and the website is supported entirely by its readers. If you value this site, please consider making a contribution to help keep it going. You can make a one-time donation on our Support Us page, or you can pledge a monthly contribution to get bonus posts and other rewards. Thanks for your … [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Priests have been trying to get into tiny holes while avoiding detection since the 1500s [Interesting]
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Fark.com RSS » When asked why officers fired 137 rounds at the two unarmed men, a police source replied, "They didn't have 138" [Obvious]
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Fark.com RSS » Woman sweats blood. Doctors baffled but say it's nothing to feel stigmatacized about [Weird]
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Fark.com RSS » Queen Elizabeth owns a lot of property, including Regent Street, racecourses, posh hotels, a McDonald's in Oxford, several castles…wait, what? [Interesting]
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Fark.com RSS » Fark NotNewsletter: Fark rules! [FarkBlog]
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Fark.com RSS » The Salvation Army welcomes all donations…well most donations….maybe not occupied urns [Unlikely]
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Fark.com RSS » Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2017-10-15 to Sat 2017-10-21 [FarkBlog]
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Fark.com RSS » Depeche Mode concert goers find their car tires slashed after concert, are forced to try walking in their own shoes [Strange]
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Fark.com RSS » Things you might find on a weekend jog in Pennsylvania – couples in the park, people walking their dogs and of course, armor-piercing tank rounds [Strange]
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Fark.com RSS » 'Tis the season for asshats throwing pumpkins from overpasses at the cars below [Asinine]
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Fark.com RSS » Gym fanatic blames protein shakes and testosterone for making him feel 'confused and disorientated' after he walked naked into female changing rooms and touched woman's butt (NSFW images in sidebar) [Dumbass]
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Fark.com RSS » The FDA is about to decide whether it should loosen the definition of "dietary fiber" to allow food companies to keep calling things like Froot Loops and breakfast bars "healthy" [Murica]
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Fark.com RSS » Photoshop this awesome glass [Photoshop]
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Weird Universe » Miss Food Freezer
Continuing our exploration of strange beauty contests, here's the Miss Food Freezer contest of 1951.
Arizona Republic – Mar 6, 1951
The favorite to win seemed to be Marianne Davis, who had already won the title of Miss General Electric. I could be wrong, but in the publicity photo below I think they've got her wrapped in freezer wrap while she … [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Alaskan photographer wakes up to a mama Lynx and her seven kits hanging out on his back porch. With pics of adorable big-footed fuzzy killers [Cool]
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Fark.com RSS » Rhino spots poacher tracking and preparing to kill it, so it decides to attack first, injuring the would-be murderer. Hero tag is for the rhino [Hero]
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Fark.com RSS » Too late to SHUT DOWN EVERYTHING [Followup]
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Fark.com RSS » Let's see what is in the mail today: Bill, bill, bill, catalog, bill, catalog, catalog, child porn, bill, bill [Strange]
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Weird Universe » Mystery Illustration 60
Can the appearance of all these white males from 1957 lead us to guess what their common bond was? Judges? Cops? Farmers? Fuller Brush salesmen?
The original has gone dark behind the CHICAGO TRIBUNE ARCHIVES paywall. But luckily I saved the answer–after the jump. [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Fifty years ago, a bunch of acid-dropping anti-war activists tried to "levitate" the Pentagon to end the Vietnam War. As you know, it didn't work because of those damn unicorns [Interesting]
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Fark.com RSS » Maybe it's time to give up your road rage shenanigans when you run over yourself with road rage [Dumbass]
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Fark.com RSS » It's hard to beat the old "put the fox in charge of the hen house" argument [Facepalm]
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GraphJam » I Have to See How Much Worse This Version Is!
Graph by: Unknown Tagged: complaints , fans , star wars , venn diagram Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » I Bet You Think You're So Much Better Than Me
Graph by: buckles_b (via Bite) Tagged: best of week , eating , food , Pie Chart , respect , vegan , vegetarian Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » I Hope There's an Eevee Inside
Graph by: doctorwhofan63 Tagged: childhood , Pie Chart , pokeball , Pokémon Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » What My Microwave Heats
Graph by: moonjunio Tagged: burn , cold , container , food , Heat , ice , microwave Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Why We Can't Have Nice Things?
Graph by: Unknown Tagged: best of week , nice things , patrick , Pie Chart , sparta , Sponge Bob Squarepants , this-is-why-we-cant-have Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Every Other Animal It Sees, That Is
Graph by: Unknown Tagged: pee , outside , dogs , Pie Chart Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Fantastical Fictive Beers
Click here to enlarge the poster and see all of it's details, or click here to buy it form Pop Chart Lab. Submitted by: (via pop chart lab) Tagged: beer , alcohol , Chart , poster , television Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » That Feel
Graph by: Unknown Tagged: terrified , feel , excitement , Pie Chart , Father Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Harry Potter vs Twillight
just some facts that show which one is the better story… Graph by: Qwertzuy (via Arguscarhire) Tagged: Harry Potter , twilight , infographic Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Save Time; Start With a Salad
Graph by: Baconyin Tagged: hard shell , noms , Pie Chart , taco , taco salad Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » You Look So Handsome and Cunning With That 'Stache
See the original at mosmakeadifference Graph by: Jandosk8 Tagged: Memes , moustaches , mustaches , sir , win Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Probability of Food Spill in Terms of Shirt Price
LoL by: crazyninjanick Tagged: clothing , food , prices Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » What Cats Find Interesting
Graph by: KieferSkunk Tagged: Cats , interesting , packaging , Pie Chart , toys Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Final Exams
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GraphJam » Far East Spreadsheet
Graph by: David Tagged: far east movement , like a g6 , lyrics , Music , so fly , spreadsheet Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Five Minerals With Unusual Names
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GraphJam » Every Single Time
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GraphJam » Working the Same Time Everyday: The Last Minute
Graph by: thijsrog Tagged: deadline , Line Graph , procrastination , productivity , work ethic Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Now You Wish You Were Falling Off That Cliff In Real Life
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GraphJam » How Brave Are You Feeling?
Graph by: MusicalL0ver Tagged: internets , lemon party , Pie Chart , rick roll , tiny url , trolling Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Widow Tweed, What Are You Doing?!
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GraphJam » The More You Know: Bourbon Vs Whisky
Submitted by: Unknown Tagged: bourbon , whisky , infographic , funny , after 12 , g rated Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Predictable / Little Government Regulation / Damaging Our Children's Future
Predictable / Little Government Regulation / Damaging Our Children's Future Graph by: Tagged: bp , childrens , damaging , debt , economic , future , ga ga , global , government , lady , little , oil , our , predictable , regulation , spill , warming Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » I Always Have the Best Intentions And Then…
Graph by: mbrewer Tagged: homework , free time , Pie Chart Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Let's Take a Second and Map How Americans Talk
How do you speak? Submitted by: Unknown Tagged: americans , talking , dialects Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » I Could Do This For Hours
Hours. Hours? Ho-urs? Hou-rs? How-ares? Submitted by: (via Doghouse Diaries) Tagged: school , doghouse diaries , language Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » How Many Do You Have?
Graph by: (via www.socialmediaexplorer.com) Tagged: facebook , infographic , photos , profile , profile pics Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Visible Tom Waits
Source: Jim Locky Graph by: (via I Love Charts) Tagged: sand paper , Music , here be dragons , Tom Waits , gravely voice Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » My, How You've Grown!
Graph by: maxystone Tagged: donkey kong , link , mario , video games Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » She Can See Sound?
Graph by: xkdbyf Tagged: accents , girls , irish , looks , personality , Pie Chart , sight , sound Share on Facebook [Link]
Futility Closet » Podcast Episode 174: Cracking the Nazi Code
In 1940, Germany was sending vital telegrams through neutral Sweden using a sophisticated cipher, and it fell to mathematician Arne Beurling to make sense of the secret messages. In this week’s episode of the Futility Closet podcast we’ll describe the outcome, which has been called “one of the greatest accomplishments in the history of cryptography.” We’ll also learn about mudlarking … [Link]
Fark.com RSS » It's kind of adorable when a town in Alabama with a population of less than 15,000 thinks it actually has a chance to land the new Amazon headquarters [Unlikely]
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Fark.com RSS » Thank you, officers, for keeping this kind of crime off our streets [Asinine]
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Fark.com RSS » La David Johnson's widow wrote letter denouncing Rep. Frederica Wilson using her husband for political purposes. Either that, or the right-wing fake news folks wrote it. Difficulty: timestamp on letter [Fail]
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Fark.com RSS » Wild hog messes with Texas dude and is shot dead. Of course, hoggy has been tearing up Texas dude's property for the last five years so it took him awhile [Murica]
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Fark.com RSS » In China cranes are a traditional symbol of immortality, longevity, vigilance, prosperity, and happiness. Side effects of unscheduled visits may include sudden unexpected urge to purchase a new car, underwear (brain-jarring video) [Scary]
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Fark.com RSS » I do say, m'lady, that this divorce card of yours is quite stunning. Prithee, may I see your back painting and then perhaps inquire as to your interest in a rousing game of Puff Billiards or Battle Ball? Splendid [Interesting]
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Fark.com RSS » An abused, mistreated dog that was adopted by a family is terrified of everyone and everything: except a newborn baby that it frequently cuddles with and oh dear god the pictures are so damned cute [Sappy]
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Fark.com RSS » Pesticide religion has doomsday prediction. In other news, there's a pesticide religion [Strange]
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Fark.com RSS » U.S. preparing to put nuclear bombers back on 24-hour alert. Sleep tight [Scary]
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Fark.com RSS » Photoshop this odd sculpture [Photoshop]
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