Odds and sods I look at regularly, just because they amuse me. I hope they do the same for you. Incidentally, I found this page’s title on Greg Ross’s Futility Closet (it’s somewhere on this page) in a mini-article which also includes the delightful sentence in Icelandic: Barbara Ara bar Ara araba bara rabbabara. Ross points out that this, “besides being fun to say, is spelled with only three letters. It means “Barbara, daughter of Ari, brought only rhubarb to Ari the Arab.”
Fark.com RSS » Trump: I would give myself 10/10 for Puerto Rico response [Facepalm]
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Fark.com RSS » "Sir, that's a $40 surcharge" [Repeat]
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Fark.com RSS » Guy nabbed at airport trying to make Americium great again [Scary]
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Fark.com RSS » Police department defends Officer who lied about warning suspect before shooting him. Apparently, thinking something is the same as doing something if you have a badge [Fail]
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Fark.com RSS » Fark Food Thread: How are you preparing for Halloween? Have your party treats planned out or are you looking for tips on goodies to make and take? Link goes to a festive drink since Farkers are notoriously bad at finding ways to booze it up [Interest
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Fark.com RSS » Photoshop these bees [Photoshop]
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Futility Closet » D’oh!
In a 2005 story about The Simpsons, San Francisco Chronicle writer Steve Rubenstein mentioned that in a dream Homer once “wrote that 1782 to the 12th power plus 1841 to the 12th power equals 1922 to the 12th power.” Rubenstein added, “(It does.)” Well, it doesn’t — the first factor here must be even, and the second must be odd, … [Link]
Fark.com RSS » What do you get when you cross a Ewok with Gallagher? This guy [Dumbass]
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Fark.com RSS » Man mistakes Ken Griffey, Jr. for a Civil War general [Strange]
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Fark.com RSS » Tinder is reinforcing ancient mating habits…like the 2am booty calls behind the Gas-N-Sip [Interesting]
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Fark.com RSS » You know things are farked up when the Washington Post does a feature on fallout shelters that are still in existence and have remained pristine for half a century [Scary]
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Fark.com RSS » Some dumbass who got defeated by a Rust Monster wants to tell you all about how D&D changed the way he views his life [Stupid]
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Fark.com RSS » Is world's oldest tortoise GAY? Not that there's anything wrong with that [Awkward]
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Weird Universe » Growing Up Skipper
In the Barbie family, Skipper is Barbie's younger sister. The 1975 version of her included the unusual feature that moving her arm caused her to experience "plastic puberty" (as one reporter put it). From wikipedia:
In 1975 Growing Up Skipper was released. The gimmick of the doll, which led to much controversy in the newspapers, was that if Skipper's arm … [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Just because you can, doesn't mean that you should. Case in point, the 17-string guitar [Strange]
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Fark.com RSS » Photoshop these wine connoisseurs [Photoshop]
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Fark.com RSS » NY Police: No, we can't tell you how much we took in civil asset forfeiture, as our database fell down the stairs by accident and injured itself. Judge: Fark You [Scary]
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Fark.com RSS » Spain to trigger direct rule on Catalonia to crush independence rebels [News]
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Fark.com RSS » McCain wants answers about Niger, oh and a strategy, or a plan, or some reason why men had to die would be nice, too [News]
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Fark.com RSS » Today's question for those who felt we shouldn't rebuild New Orleans because it was flood prone: Should we allow people to build homes in areas prone to wildfires? [Awkward]
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Fark.com RSS » Microbrewery offers to exchange tickets to Alt-Right Richard Spencer's speech in Gainesville for free beer, so of course they've received death threats [Followup]
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Fark.com RSS » People in one neighborhood come together to raise an orphaned deer. Up until the day wildlife agents shoot it because it lost its fear of humans [Asinine]
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Fark.com RSS » That's what Xi said [Interesting]
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Weird Universe » Home on Wheels
Dora Bryan was certainly somewhat homely for a famous actress, with a female assistant prettier than herself. And surely anyone who names their parakeet "Cecil Gibson" must've been a few caravans shy of a trailer park. [Link]
GraphJam » The World Is More Dangerous Than I Thought!
Graph by: Vanos_Ira Tagged: Portal , traffic signs , war of the worlds Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » With Your Flavors Combined
Graph by: (via fuckyeahalbuquerque.tumblr.com) Tagged: awesome , blt , captain planet , convergence , flow chart , infographic , mmm bacon Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Finding the Warm Spot Shouldn't Be Like Cracking a Safe
Graph by: Unknown Tagged: best of week , cold , hot , shower Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » At Least It's an Excuse to Drink Heavily
Graph by: (via Happy Place) Tagged: Pie Chart , relaxation , stress , time , vacation , work Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Putting That BS To Use
Graph by: Aubie2 Tagged: astronomer , bachelor of science , BS , college , graduate , Pie Chart , ufo Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » If You Actually Used This Flowchart Then Probably
Graph by: (via Bite) Tagged: flowchart , geek , glasses , nerdy Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Math Dance
Graph by: Unknown Tagged: best of week , dance , math , moves Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Movie Franchise Lexicon: Remake or Reboot or Reimagination or Retcon?
Submitted by: (via empire online) Tagged: movies , language , infographic Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » OMG Say Something Hot!
Graph by: Unknown Tagged: accents , england , english , girls , internet , Pie Chart Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Be Careful What You Major In…
Graph by: Unknown Tagged: liberal arts , school , major , engineering , graduation , Line Graph Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Still Good for a Good Time
Graph by: Unknown Tagged: john green , nerdfighters , venn diagram , youtube Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » How I Spend My Time in Zelda
Graph by: Unknown Tagged: slow , zora , zelda Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Make Sure You Follow Through
Graph by: Saanengoatgirl Tagged: golf , graphs , line graphs , funny , putting Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Not a Lot
Graph by: accountname0 Tagged: commercials , klondike bar , Pie Chart , what would you do Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Likability Of People Who Use the Word "Like"
Graph by: Unknown Tagged: always , annoying , day , friend , hour , like , normal , teens , word Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » But Harry Is Always Younger
Graph by: Unknown Tagged: cedric diggory , edward cullen , equation , Harry Potter , logic , math , voldemort Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Where's a 1-Up When I Need One
Get Over Here and Play a Video Game Graph by: Deadhead2393 Tagged: mario , Pie Chart , video games Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » What People Think About "What People Think About"
Graph by: Unknown Tagged: best of week , parody , what people think , who cares Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » What Proactiv Gets Rid Of
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GraphJam » And Let Us Not Forget the "I've Never Eaten Here But…" Review
Graph by: teverton Tagged: review , restaurant , yelp , Pie Chart Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Mario Gets His Revenge
Graph by: (via Bite) Tagged: mario , nintendo , pokey , video games Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Great, Now the Whole Class Knows
Graph by: TFace Tagged: failing , Pie Chart , progress report , school , teacher Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Susan Glenn Always Comes Out on Top
Graph by: Unknown Tagged: axe , infatuation , infographic , Memes , secret ad , Susan Glenn Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Burgers by Location
Graph by: fdvce Tagged: amusement park , burgers , county fair , fancy , fast food , food , gas station , good , homemade , junk food , tasty Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Coffee Awesomeness
Coffee Awesomeness Graph by: DarylM Tagged: coffee , cold , delicious , drinks , gross , hot , tastes , temperature Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » What Base Have You Made It To?
Graph by: LongArmProductions Tagged: girlfriend , hot , Pie Chart , relationships Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Oh, Play That One Song!
Graph by: CatLolzLover Tagged: chopsticks , Music , piano , Pie Chart Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » You Should See What Happens When I Mess Up That Last Bird
Graph by: Unknown Tagged: angry birds , apps , games , iphone , Pie Chart Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » The Important Difference Between Correlation and Causation
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GraphJam » Plot Is For…Real Films
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Fark.com RSS » It's still too soon for somebody in Las Vegas to set up a Halloween display featuring 58 headstones and the hashtag #vegasstrong [Facepalm]
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Futility Closet » Efficiency
Benjamin Franklin and Sir Francis Dashwood once set out to shorten the Book of Common Prayer. Noel Perrin writes in Dr. Bowdler’s Legacy: Franklin and Dashwood had made contact while each was a postmaster general, and found themselves agreeing that the great trouble with church services is that they are too long. They then put out their anonymous Abridgement of … [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Every teeny tiny itsy-bitsy little bit of separation is a step in the right direction. We're so proud of you… New Mexico? [Hero]
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Fark.com RSS » 🤢 [Weird]
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Fark.com RSS » Theme of Farktography Contest No. 650: "Let There Be Light". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme [Farktography]
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Fark.com RSS » New study finds that three-quarters of flying insects have vanished during the last 25 years. Hmm. Maybe they just flew somewhere else [Scary]
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Fark.com RSS » Thieves on surveillance video hug in celebration after car-break-ins [Strange]
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Fark.com RSS » Long time Farker published a sci-fi novel. To quote Jay Sherman from The Critic, "Buy my book Buy my Book" [Plug]
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Fark.com RSS » This is EXACTLY what your day needs: the mental image of a bunch of 60-something retirees jogging naked around the trailer park [Florida]
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Fark.com RSS » "Tower, this is Air Berlin requesting a flyby." "Negative, Air Berlin, the pattern is full" [Dumbass]
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Fark.com RSS » Apparently not a drive-thru ATM [Dumbass]
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Fark.com RSS » Three little pigs found running loose amid reports that someone blew their houses down [Strange]
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Fark.com RSS » Florida Brewery brews clever plot of trading in your admission tickets for free beer to thwart white nationalist Richard Spencer's speaking event. BRILLIANT [Florida]
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Fark.com RSS » "Dammit, are you the one responsible for putting this crossing guard in my way?" [Facepalm]
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Fark.com RSS » Photoshop this pastoral setting [Photoshop]
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