Odds and sods I look at regularly, just because they amuse me. I hope they do the same for you. Incidentally, I found this page’s title on Greg Ross’s Futility Closet (it’s somewhere on this page) in a mini-article which also includes the delightful sentence in Icelandic: Barbara Ara bar Ara araba bara rabbabara. Ross points out that this, “besides being fun to say, is spelled with only three letters. It means “Barbara, daughter of Ari, brought only rhubarb to Ari the Arab.”
Fark.com RSS » Kangaroo boxing match captured on infrared video. It's the X-Games for marsupials [Cool]
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Fark.com RSS » Novelist Margaret Atwood receives Franz Kafka prize, or at least she will once the paperwork makes it through a nightmarish bureaucracy run by shadowy, malevolent forces [Interesting]
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Fark.com RSS » At a time when opioid deaths in the U.S. are on the rise, they're actually dropping in Colorado. Wonder why? [Obvious]
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Fark.com RSS » Guy figures out clever way to let people know he had sex [Stupid]
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Fark.com RSS » Former hostage couple on having children while in Taliban captivity: "We always planned to have a big family and decided, hey let's make the best of this and at least go home with a larger start on our dream family. We're Irish, haha"
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Fark.com RSS » The list of banned items for the white supremacy speech, rally, and protest at University of Florida tomorrow. Underpants and service animals appear to be allowed [Followup]
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Fark.com RSS » Cranes spotted around the 'Hotel of Doom' putting up finishing touches. This is not a repeat from 1987, 1992, 2006, 2008 or 2013. Really, it's going to open this time [Followup]
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Fark.com RSS » Photoshop this polka-dotted lady [Photoshop]
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Fark.com RSS » "Insurance company sends letter to 9-month-old boy explaining he's too expensive to keep alive" [Facepalm]
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Fark.com RSS » Smartphone use by drivers is killing more people than ever, but few people want to know just how many; come for the frightening statistics, stay for the link to the driver's ed film by Werner Herzog [Obvious]
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Fark.com RSS » Australian women are ditching boob jobs and opting for bum enhancements to copy 'booty queen' look flaunted by the stars. Also known as the Iggy Effect. (NSFW) [Facepalm]
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Fark.com RSS » There's a new boy in Fiddler's Green [Sad]
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Fark.com RSS » Domestic violence case against man dropped because of his "cultural incompetence" [Strange]
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Futility Closet » Domestic Situations
A couple of items concerning servants: In his Memoirs and Anecdotes, Philip Thicknesse notes that in 1742 the Duke of Somerset had his dinners announced in a sort of diminishing echo: … a servant entered, holding a silver staff in his right hand, something like a bishop’s crozier, and bare headed, announced the splendid repast three times thus; Forte, — … [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Photographer captures the o_O faces of women before, during and after [Giggity]
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Fark.com RSS » OK, forget yesterday's Bigfoot article, as this one out of Arizona is much more cromulent. In fact, the photo isn't even blurry [Followup]
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Fark.com RSS » He's been to Conjunction Junction. All of his tenses are perfect. He once wrote a total ellipsis that turned the sky dark and terrified superstitious peasants. He is the most interesting writer on Fark, and this is your Fark Writer's Thread [
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Fark.com RSS » A 6-year-old Kansas boy who loves cops decided to hand out doughnuts and lemonade to his local officers. While the police appreciated his gesture they let him know it's not going to help with any speeding tickets in 10 years or so [Cool]
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Fark.com RSS » The most popular Halloween candy sold in every state. Louisiana, I think we need to have a talk [Interesting]
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Fark.com RSS » After memorable Ménage à Trois, researcher gets PhD in threesomes [Giggity]
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Fark.com RSS » "I can guarantee with my life that the train will be called Trainy McTrainface" [Cool]
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Fark.com RSS » Today's mass shooting comes to you from Maryland [NewsFlash]
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Fark.com RSS » Man surrenders to police while bringing in a dozen donuts for them [Amusing]
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Fark.com RSS » Have you ever found a razor in your kid's Halloween candy? No you haven't [Interesting]
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Fark.com RSS » Couple spotted on CCTV having sex in a Domino's spared jail after judge decides the pizza was punishment enough [Followup]
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Weird Universe » Oyster Flatulence
I didn't even realize that oysters produced flatulence, but I guess this is now something new to worry about.
A study published in the Scientific Reports journal shows that clams, mussels and oysters produce one-tenth of methane and nitrous oxide gases in the Baltic Sea as a result of digestion. Therefore, researchers have warned that shellfish “may play an important … [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Photoshop what's in her hand [Photoshop]
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Fark.com RSS » If you want a team, get a pack of wolves. If you want a family member, get a dog. Here's your Woofday Wednesday thread [Interesting]
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Fark.com RSS » Can you be too fat for prison? An attorney is trying to keep his 273 lb. client out of it with this argument [Unlikely]
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Fark.com RSS » Aviation police that dragged guy off of United plane are forcibly removed from their jobs [Followup]
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Fark.com RSS » So why DOES a museum keep burying whales under Raleigh NC? [Strange]
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Fark.com RSS » You're a gamergater who got doxxed by gamergaters, so you went after liberals for being pedophiles. Then you found your parents were liberals. So you took a stand about ethics in patricide [Strange]
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Fark.com RSS » Is Popeye's corporate being kept abreast of the situation? Who will finally blink in this game of chicken? Who will rule the roost and earn their wings? This story has legs [Fail]
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Fark.com RSS » Kentucky, see what happens when you handcuff 8- and 9-year-olds? ACLU lawyers kick your ass [Followup]
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Fark.com RSS » Hero EMT saves civilians when officer has a panic attack after firing seven rounds at an unarmed man. With bodycam "goodness" embedded (warning, autoplay.) [Hero]
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Fark.com RSS » People have been wondering if the missing security guard from the Las Vegas shootings was possibly involved in it? Or maybe he was kidnapped? Or maybe…. oh, never mind, he's just a sellout. Jesus Campos to appear on Ellen show [Followup]
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Fark.com RSS » Jealous of recent nearby southern California wildfires, oil refinery in El Segundo sets itself ablaze [Scary]
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Weird Universe » The Fish
An early forerunner of "Rock Lobster." [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Remember the fires in Oregon and Washington? The good news: Atmospheric River to bring them rain. The bad news: A 5000 mile long atmospheric river that may bring up to 15" of rain [Unlikely]
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GraphJam » I'm Afraid I Can't Print That, Dave
Graph by: (via Something of That Ilk) Tagged: best of week , computers , error , Pie Chart , printers , scumbag Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » As Little as Possible
Graph by: Unknown Tagged: best of week , internet explorer , Pie Chart , web browser Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Comfort is King!
Submitted by: Unknown Tagged: toilet , vacation Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Hatred Is Bliss
Graph by: (via I Love Charts) Tagged: hate , like , love , Pie Chart , relationships Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » 15 Ridiculous Law
Graph by: (via Prism Casino) Tagged: laws , ridiculous , weird Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Show Some Creativity
Graph by: Unknown Tagged: bar graphs , colors , evil , graphs , funny Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Aside From the Suit Itself
Graph by: Unknown Tagged: rdj , tony stark , iron man , suit Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » GraphJam: Facial Hair Chart
Graph by: deadmeat1492 (via Graph Jam) Tagged: best of week , facial hair , hitler , wizard Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Not as Straight Forward as We All Thought
Graph by: (via Bite) Tagged: raking the lawn , fall , burning , arson Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Happy Holidays from GraphJam!
Submitted by: Unknown Tagged: graphjam , holiday Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » I Guess I'm Agnostic
Submitted by: vulkanovich Tagged: atheist , god , internet , Pie Chart Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » You Forgot Skipping Songs
Graph by: hoosierragamuffin Tagged: headphones , pandora , Pie Chart , school , studying Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Did You Hear Something?
Graph by: buckles_b (via Bite) Tagged: Bar Graph , teens , high school , adults , annoying Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Damn, Only a Delay
Graph by: Unknown Tagged: delay , Pie Chart , school , school cancelled , truancy story Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Alaska and Hawaii Were Fish
But they got eated. Graph by: Unknown Tagged: continental us , Maps , shark , usa Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Darth Venn
Graph by: (via I Love Doodle) Tagged: darth vader , star wars , venn diagram , venn diagrams Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » It's a Familiar Taste
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eI7U~ Graph by: jsrfmaniac Tagged: animation , cannibalism , cereal , cinnamon , commercials , delicious , milk , Pie Chart Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » It's Better Than Nothing
Graph by: (via Robpollak) Tagged: creative , finish , venn diagram Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Finger written comment on a dirty car…
LoL by: mattdoyal Tagged: cars , finger , wash Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » And Every Other Occupation
Graph by: Unknown Tagged: productivity , bosses , work Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » It Uses Splash
Graph by: Unknown Tagged: fishing , magikarp , Pie Chart , Pokémon Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » A Source of Righteous Fury, or Overwhelming Tyranny
Graph by: SirKilmoreRyan (via Bite) Tagged: best of week , crime , facial hair , law , mustache , mustaches Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » When You Think You Will Get Attacked By A Shark
Graph by: thatchergleason Tagged: attack , Bar Graph , die , shark , shark week , water Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Mexican Television
Mexican Television El Señor de GIFs would probably loves this graph. Graph by: blackbird34608 Tagged: Excited People Jumping Up and Down , Gorgeous Women , Mardi Gras , Mexican TV , mrs-america-pageant , The Man Show , Unintelligible Speech Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » You Learn to Tune Him Out
Graph by: gwmoss Tagged: best of week , friends , introductions , nice guy , not , Pie Chart , used to Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » I Fell Off Again? FFFFUUUUUUUU!!!!
Graph by: PhillyWillyNillyChilly Tagged: best of week , Mario Kart , Pie Chart , swearing , video games Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Tis the Season
Graph by: w0lft0r Tagged: time , christmas lights , holidays , Pie Chart Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » I Hate My Brain
Graph by: maxystone (via Thedoghousediaries) Tagged: awake , brain , Line Graph , sleepy Share on Facebook [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Thanks to hurricanes and wildfires, nobody's talking about the fact that last week there was an oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico that may be the largest since BP's Deepwater Horizon in 2010 [Scary]
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Fark.com RSS » Wait, this is a crime? Sooo, this isn't just a Fark kink?? Well, there goes my plans for tonight [Silly]
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Fark.com RSS » Thief uses coin-operated vacuum cleaner to suck itself off [Misc]
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Fark.com RSS » Well that explains a whole lot about Alex Jones [Obvious]
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Futility Closet » Coverup
A problem from the British Columbia Colleges Senior High School Contest for 2000: If I place a 6 cm × 6 cm square on a triangle, I can cover up to 60% of the triangle. If I place the triangle on the square, I can cover up to 2/3 of the square. What is the area, in cm2, of the … [Link]
Fark.com RSS » You're a 'pastor' who owns a grave marker factory, and claim a family didn't pay for 'extras' on their 5 year old's stone. Do you A) Forgive the debt, B) Go to small claims court, or C) Repossess the child's marker? [S
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Fark.com RSS » Kidnapped grandmother fends off knife-wielding attacker by reaching for something that responds much faster than the police [Cool]
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Fark.com RSS » Free heroin with your Speedway Speedy Rewards card [Murica]
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Fark.com RSS » Trump to widow of soldier killed in Niger attack: "He knew what he signed up for" [Asinine]
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Fark.com RSS » Syrian surface to air missile battery tries to fire on Israeli airplane for the second time, Israeli air force ensures there will be no third try [Fail]
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Fark.com RSS » Macaque prefers buddy's attention [Interesting]
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Fark.com RSS » High school cheerleaders in Utah proclaim their support for interracial sex. Oh, wait. Nope. Just racist-ass brats [Dumbass]
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Fark.com RSS » What's one way to keep people from calling the police? Arresting them as material witnesses [Scary]
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Fark.com RSS » Police called after a Chicago teen was repeatedly warned about sneaking onto the basketball court at fitness facility. Since this is on Fark, you can guess what happens next [Hero]
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Fark.com RSS » Little girl perishes from massive crack overdose [Florida]
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Fark.com RSS » Another day, another teacher putting it where it doesn't belong [Sick]
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Fark.com RSS » Photoshop this pressure gauge somewhere useful [Photoshop]
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