Odds and sods I look at regularly, just because they amuse me. I hope they do the same for you. Incidentally, I found this page’s title on Greg Ross’s Futility Closet (it’s somewhere on this page) in a mini-article which also includes the delightful sentence in Icelandic: Barbara Ara bar Ara araba bara rabbabara. Ross points out that this, “besides being fun to say, is spelled with only three letters. It means “Barbara, daughter of Ari, brought only rhubarb to Ari the Arab.”
Fark.com RSS » I'm not saying that archaeologists have spotted hundreds of mysterious, ancient stone structures put there by aliens in Saudi Arabia on Google Earth, but archaeologists have spotted hundreds of mysterious, ancient stone structures put there by al
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Fark.com RSS » "The sheriff's office said the victim ran as the clown chased him a short distance. Then the clown tripped and fell, and went back into the bushes. " [Florida]
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Fark.com RSS » Subby never knew there was a "Whiskey Bible," but it has announced the best whiskey of the year [Cool]
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Fark.com RSS » Here's why we really like repetition in music. Repetition in music, in music, music, music, mumumumumumusic (video) [Interesting]
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Fark.com RSS » Would you rather have $100,000 or an old letter from the Titanic? Me too, but the article is about the letter [Cool]
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Fark.com RSS » Photoshop this Kingfisher [Photoshop]
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Fark.com RSS » Parents can too co-sleep with their kids and still have a sex life, say parents of kid who's going to be in therapy for decades [Weird]
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Fark.com RSS » OK. This time we have absolute, irrefutable, complete proof of Bigfoot's existence. Maybe [Followup]
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Fark.com RSS » Cow on the loose in Prospect Park, Brooklyn. Citizens in utter panic [Amusing]
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Futility Closet » Action!
Don Martin’s cartoons in MAD magazine were famous for their sound effects: ARGLE GLARGLE GLORGLE GLUK: princess using mouthwash BUKKIDA BUKKIDA BAKKIDA BAKKIDA: boxer pummeling opponent’s head CHOOK CHOOK CHOOK CHOOK: man digging DOOT: doctor hitting patient’s knee with a hammer FAGWOOSH SHOSSH GOOGLOOOM FUSH: sounds heard in a seashell FLOOT THWIP THOP KLOP: a man folds up a beach … [Link]
Fark.com RSS » 'Haunted' seaside Maine castle on the market for $3.35M. But don't worry: "If there is a spirit there, it's benevolent" [Scary]
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Fark.com RSS » Somewhere, in the distance, Kevin Kline is seen murmuring to John Cleese, "You named your daughter after a car?" [Facepalm]
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Fark.com RSS » Group of friends build Halloween yard display with a 20 ft, two-story, 1,000 lb, replica of a Star Wars AT-AT. Will be tripped up by snow speeders once the first snow falls [Cool]
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Fark.com RSS » Man tries using a propane torch to burn spiders from under his trailer. Since you are reading this here you would be correct in assuming something went wrong [Dumbass]
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Fark.com RSS » Drones are dropping drugs, cell phones and weapons into prison yards around the U.S. Hollywood now working on Shawshank reboot [Obvious]
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Fark.com RSS » Baltimore fatberg removal to cost $60,000, take up to a week NSFL (Not Safe For Lunch) [Sick]
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Fark.com RSS » A movie theater that won a lawsuit over Utah's liquor laws and the movie "Deadpool" is asking for a lot of chimichangas in attorney's fees [Obvious]
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Fark.com RSS » Just like there are no gays in Iran, there is no sexual harassment in China [Unlikely]
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Fark.com RSS » Fire chief, wife arrested after husband crashes motorcycle, wife interferes with investigation, follows husband to hospital, forces her way into ER, pulls out husband's IV, tosses his drawn blood into waste can, husband hits cop arresting wife. T
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Fark.com RSS » Photoshop this curious cub [Photoshop]
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Fark.com RSS » Is pulling your laptop out of your carry-on bag your favorite part of going through airport security? It is? You're definitely going to want to fly through BWI, then [Stupid]
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Weird Universe » Left wife, lived in forest for 10 years
Malcolm Applegate claims that he got fed up with his wife's nagging. So he left and went into hiding in a thick woodland outside of London for ten years.
Applegate has since emerged from the woodland, reconnected with his wife, and he says, "We now have a great relationship again."
It reminds me of that story of the Iranian guy … [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Che Guevara would probably not be too happy with what Cuba looks like today. And don't even get him started on how much one of his shirts costs [Obvious]
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Fark.com RSS » Lottery machine picks out the same numbers for six days in a row and nobody at the lottery company notices. What are the odds? [Facepalm]
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Fark.com RSS » The government is responsible for the opioid crisis. This cannot be overstated [Obvious]
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Fark.com RSS » Researchers are getting closer than ever to linking sugar to cancer. Sweet [Interesting]
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Fark.com RSS » Made for Fark headline: "The secret to amazing chocolate chip cookies? Bang them" [Creepy]
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Weird Universe » Follies of the Madmen #330
This wife has a problem bigger than an inconsiderate husband–he's a clinical alcoholic!
From THE ELKS MAGAZINE for November 1950. [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Gang bang ends in bang bang [Stupid]
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Fark.com RSS » Jesus has left the building [Unlikely]
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Fark.com RSS » Election interference, Canadian style [Misc]
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Fark.com RSS » Headline reminded me I still need to send Delta a thank you card [Asinine]
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GraphJam » How my cigarette tastes
LoL by: Unknown Tagged: cigarette , quit , smoking Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » A Moment of Silence for the Dearly Departed
Submitted by: Unknown Tagged: hammer pants , quotes , dead , Music Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » The Preacher Problem
Graph by: B-Dasher Tagged: religion , preaching , venn diagram , convert Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Always a Good Idea
Graph by: Unknown Tagged: drinking , good idea , flow chart Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Collars of the DNC
Check out more political fun at Pundit Kitchen. Graph by: (via Election) Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » PERRY Used Grappling Hook! It's Super Effective!
Graph by: i_has_lolz Tagged: perry the platypus , phineas and ferb , platypus , Pokémon , Psyduck Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Classic: All the Best Things in Life
Graph by: (via Wendymacnaughton ) Tagged: embarrassment , life Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » When My Mom Asks Me to Do Something
Graph by: artistchick Tagged: chores , graphs , mom , funny Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Na Na Na Na, Bat Plot
Graph by: maxystone (via jokeradar.com) Tagged: batman , does this work , graph , IRL , math Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » The Tooth About Truthpaste
Graph by: pariksit007 Tagged: best of week , dyslexia , toothpaste , truth Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Tell Jabba I've Got His Money
Graph by: (via Wired) Tagged: jabba , money , movies , Pie Chart , star wars Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Sick Day
Source: xkcd Graph by: Unknown Tagged: sick day , illness , Pie Chart Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » What's the Web Address for Google Again?
Graph by: Unknown Tagged: bing , search engine , google , Pie Chart Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Things I would do for a Klondike Bar
Graph by: ArgentumKnight Tagged: amputate , arm , buy , fire , klondike bar , light , myself , parachute , Pie Chart , sharks , skydive , store , swim Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » His Paws in the Air Sometimes
Saying me-ow-o. Graph by: chumbawumba Tagged: ayoo , cat , dynamite , food , meow , pets , Pie Chart , taio cruz , throw up , vomit Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » One More Memory Block Couldn't Hurt
Graph by: Jaimegirl96 Tagged: assassins creed , best of week , grades , homework , Pie Chart , school Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Mars Rovers Relative Wheel Size
Graph by: (via I Love Charts) Tagged: curiosity , mars rover , size , wheels Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Replotted: Just Your Average Day, For a Former Dictator
Submitted by: 666ilovecake666 Tagged: dictator , Kim Jong-Il , korean , North Korea , Pie Chart , popstar Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » How Much Congressmen and Senators Care
Graph by: Unknown Tagged: Bar Graph , congressmen , family , future , important , love , money , safety , senators , vote Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Please Wait Until the Plane Comes to a Complete Stop
Graph by: (via I Love Charts) Tagged: airplane , exit , flight Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » FYI, Jesus Returns in 2018…and in 2023?
Graph by: (via xkcd) Tagged: earth , future , infographic , timeline , xkcd Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » What I Remember From My Childhood
Graph by: inkytabitha Tagged: childhood , nostalgia , Parenting Skills , Pie Chart Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » "Oh Sure, Your Eyes are 'Watery' Because You 'Yawned'"
Graph by: Unknown Tagged: crying , eyes , Pie Chart , Sad , tears , yawning Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Things you do when you get a Mac
Graph by: Tagged: computers , mac , new , photobooth , Pie Chart , safari Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » The Final Frontier
Submitted by: Unknown Tagged: Astronomy , awesome , infographic , learning , science , Video Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » What About Cone-ing?
Graph by: Altoid55 Tagged: Cone-ing , drive thru , Pie Chart Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » There Are Others?
Graph by: Unknown Tagged: best of week , dubstep , Music , Pie Chart , skrillex Share on Facebook [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Aww nuts [Dumbass]
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Futility Closet » Restocking
LINENLESSNESSES has one I, two Ls, three Ns, four Es, and five Ss. (Discovered by Sir Jeremy Morse.) [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Three coal-fired power plants generating more than 4,000 MW to be shut down by the end of 2018 in the God-forsaken, over-regulated, job-killing hell-hole of….Texas [Followup]
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Fark.com RSS » Student who inhaled 360 nitrous oxide canisters in one week learns she may never walk again. Who's laughing now? [Dumbass]
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Fark.com RSS » Woman fleeing California wildfire uses a duffel bag as a makeshift sidecar for her 70-pound dog [Hero]
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Fark.com RSS » United passenger pissed on and off simultaneously [Weeners]
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Fark.com RSS » Way to go, Hamilton [Florida]
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Fark.com RSS » Maybe, just maybe, if we actually want to MAGA, we could start by getting every kindergartner free milk with their lunch, rather than relying on other five-year-olds having to raid their own piggybanks to pay for their peers. #sotiredofwinning [Asini
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Fark.com RSS » Your bear wants steak [Obvious]
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Fark.com RSS » Tonight on Paul's Memory Bank (8PM EDT) it's "Psychedelia Night". Some songs are classified as "psychedelic rock", while some songs are a bit more blatant with the drug references, especially the comedy bits [Live]
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Fark.com RSS » This story is bizarre even by Florida standards: Florida man commits murder over imaginary girlfriend [Florida]
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Fark.com RSS » North America's second-oldest Snow Monkey gets a promotion [Sad]
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Fark.com RSS » Proving he's still learned nothing, Pharma Bro trolls the press [Dumbass]
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Fark.com RSS » Kneel for the anthem? Bad. Sit on the flag? Good [Misc]
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Fark.com RSS » Photoshop these New Zealand police officers [Photoshop]
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