Odds and sods I look at regularly, just because they amuse me. I hope they do the same for you. Incidentally, I found this page’s title on Greg Ross’s Futility Closet (it’s somewhere on this page) in a mini-article which also includes the delightful sentence in Icelandic: Barbara Ara bar Ara araba bara rabbabara. Ross points out that this, “besides being fun to say, is spelled with only three letters. It means “Barbara, daughter of Ari, brought only rhubarb to Ari the Arab.”
Fark.com RSS » To be fair, naked, drunk, and firing guns in the air IS a way to go through life, at least in Florida [Florida]
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Fark.com RSS » Journalist arrested for writing an article about the first lady's used underwear. Difficulty: Not Melania [Obvious]
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Fark.com RSS » OJ's lawyer to Simpson after Las Vegas massacre: "I hope nobody tries to pin any of this on you." Wow, class act, counselor [Dumbass]
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Fark.com RSS » Finally the most important question about the Las Vegas shooting has been answered. Namely "who can we sue?" Stephen Paddock was recently prescribed benzodiazepine, a sedative that can cause people with underlying anger issues to "become
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Fark.com RSS » And today's metaphor-of-the-day award goes to the sign that fell apart behind the UK Prime Minister while she gave a speech on Brexit [Facepalm]
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Fark.com RSS » News: Sears Canada exec reneges on 40% of the court-approved Hardship Fund that was to be set aside for destitute laid-off workers. Fark: Because he's personally keeping the money as a bonus [Sick]
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Fark.com RSS » Conspiracy theorists and amateur criminal behavioral analysts forced to reset as news surfaces that the Vegas gunman appears to have originally planned to attack the "Life is Beautiful" festival headlined by Chance the Rapper a week earlier [
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Fark.com RSS » Gas station attendant asks customer not to smoke while fueling his car. Customer refuses. Gas station attendant regretfully says he really must insist [Hero]
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Fark.com RSS » Gulf Coast residents prepare for impact of another hurricane, paper towels [Scary]
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Fark.com RSS » Photoshop El Celacanto [Photoshop]
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Fark.com RSS » House passes bill to ban killing some fetuses [News]
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Fark.com RSS » Catalonia preparing to declare independence from Spain. No big deal, it's not like the last Spanish Civil War led up to anything bad [Scary]
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Fark.com RSS » Chinese man admits to sneaking snakes in socks. Although why a snake would wear socks I dunno [Strange]
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Fark.com RSS » Let's go back in time to L.A.'s early days with palm trees, movie stars, and Klan rallies. Yes, that's right, I said palm trees [Strange]
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Fark.com RSS » Man carrying a .357-caliber Magnum, a loaded .45-caliber semi-automatic, a .223-caliber fully automatic assault rifle, a .308-caliber fully automatic assault rifle, more than 900 rounds of ammunition, and survival equipment pulled over for speeding [
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Futility Closet » Free Standard Shipping
Just a note: From today through Monday, standard shipping is free on all Futility Closet merchandise — shirts, mugs, hoodies, phone cases, baby bodysuits, even frickin’ aprons. Aprons! Think of it! Just enter coupon code FSH17 into the Coupon field when going through checkout. Thanks for your support! [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Student banned from using college internet after illegally downloading Rick and Morty [Amusing]
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Fark.com RSS » Florida to seek death penalty against killer clown. Considering the legal costs, that's just pound foolish, but Pennywise [Florida]
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Fark.com RSS » Arrr, check out me mugshot you buccaneers [Dumbass]
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Weird Universe » Notice on CHICAGO TRIBUNE links
Friends–I always delighted in searching the open archives of the CHICAGO TRIBUNE, and finding many items there to highlight on WU, with links back to the source.
This week the formerly open archives went behind a paywall. I understand the economics of it, but I'm still sad.
And of course, the old links won't work now.
Well, it was fun … [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Colorado police would like you to stop calling them about the Mad Pooper [PSA]
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Fark.com RSS » Turkish archaeologists have found it. They've found the tomb of the guy responsible for Christmas. Believers rejoice. Hallelujah [Cool]
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Fark.com RSS » Judge: Sir, are you classified as human? Sovereign Citizen: Negative. I am an agricultural product [Stupid]
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Fark.com RSS » We must destroy these statues of oppression and hate. Take that, Virgin Mary [Asinine]
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Fark.com RSS » Vegas shooter stockpiled 33 weapons in the last 12 months, which would have sent off some warnings at the ATF that he might have been up to no good, if there wasn't a loophole in purchase tracking that excludes rifles [Murica]
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Fark.com RSS » Girl falls down manhole and breaks her ankles. If only it'd been a girlhole, she would have been fine. See, 'cause manholes are for men. Is this thing on? [Sad]
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Fark.com RSS » As if Las Vegas hasn't suffered enough, Trump plans visit to city today. No word what he'll be throwing to the crowds this time [Followup]
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Fark.com RSS » Today's animals that got loose are….a bunch of goats and a donkey roaming the streets of Pittsburgh [Misc]
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Fark.com RSS » Photoshop this boredom with the police state [Photoshop]
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Fark.com RSS » Woofday Wednesday – Principal has the best excuse to bring her emotional support dog to school with her [Sappy]
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Fark.com RSS » Why is Las Vegas silent in the wake of the domestic terror attack that ravaged the city? [Followup]
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Fark.com RSS » Harvest Moon, Full Hunter's Moon, Travel Moon, the Dying Moon, whatever you call it, get ready for a very special full moon tomorrow night [Cool]
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Weird Universe » Tiny Food
Artist Tom Brown creates tiny food in his tiny kitchen. He recently became famous on the Internet when George Takei shared the video below on Facebook, leading to 2.8 million views. Check out Tom's website here.
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Fark.com RSS » Spain could be headed to full-fledged civil war [Obvious]
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Fark.com RSS » Guy would have been fine if it wasn't for that crazy butterfly he imagined. The imaginary butterfly defense, that old chestnut [Unlikely]
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Fark.com RSS » New York cop sues black man he wrongfully assaulted [Asinine]
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Weird Universe » Unauthorized Dwellings 3
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Fark.com RSS » The U.S. Food and Drug Administration may start cracking down on unproven claims that marijuana has health benefits. Other useless herbal supplements still just fine and dandy [Asinine]
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GraphJam » So You're Playing Diablo III
Get Over Here and Play a Video Game WIN! Graph by: Unknown Tagged: best of week , computer , diablo 3 , dungeon crawlers , flow chart , RPG , video games Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Law of Drama
Source: xkcd Graph by: Unknown Tagged: drama , hypocrites , Line Graph , law Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Would You Like Another Basket?
Graph by: Nik Tagged: basket , cheddar biscuits , expensive , food , meal , Pie Chart , red lobster Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Teams the refs make bad calls on
LoL by: boogoyle22 Tagged: games , referee , sports , teams Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Jean Cruelty Is Real
Graph by: Unknown Tagged: jorts , never , no Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » 15k For Hitting a Hipster on a Bike
Graph by: Unknown Tagged: driving , joggers , Pie Chart , points Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » The Only Winning Move…
Graph by: Unknown Tagged: pie charts , internet , graphs , funny , politics Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Occupy Dracula's Castle!
Graph by: (via Pleated-Jeans) Tagged: best of week , dracula , Occupy Wall Street , rich , vampires Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Sorry, I Was Looking Up Recipes for My Party
Graph by: thaeryn Tagged: holiday , Line Graph , productivity , weekend Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Typical Villain
Graph by: Unknown Tagged: best of week , Harry Potter , Pie Chart , voldemort Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Do You Suffer from Archive Fever?
Submitted by: (via oliver bendorf) Tagged: the internets , comic , flow chart Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » World's Sky in One Day
24 hours of Air Traffic in a few seconds Submitted by: Unknown Tagged: world , planes , traffic Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » How Smart Phones Make Me Feel
Graph by: (via I Love Charts) Tagged: cell phones , dead battery , Line Graph , smart phones Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » DEATH TOLLS
Graph by: Unknown Tagged: Bar Graph , black plague , count , Death , flu , swine flu , toll , world war , wwI , WWII , year Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Why I Prefer Spring and Fall
Graph by: (via I Love Charts) Tagged: cold , day , hot , night , seasons Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » They Know
Why do people think they can get away with gawking just because they're wearing a pair of shades? I CAN STILL SEE YOU. Graph by: Unknown Tagged: Pie Chart , spying , subtle , sunglasses Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Exam Night Anatomy
Graph by: (via I Love Charts) Tagged: studying , anatomy , school , Line Graph , exam night , stress , test , college Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » How far back your seat tilts on an airplane
Graph by: dothevu Tagged: airplanes , guy , recline , seats , tilts Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » They Probably Hid You From Their Feed a Long Time Ago
Graph by: zoesco Tagged: facebook , hide , status update , caring , no one Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Royal Trends
Graph by: (via Meltwater) Tagged: George , royal baby , trend , royal Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Tears for Fears Knows What's Up
Graph by: Unknown Tagged: rule the world , tears for fears , everybody Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Where Do They All Come From?
Graph by: Unknown Tagged: girlfriend , hot girls , Pie Chart , temptations Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Gummy Grizzlies
Graph by: (via I Love Charts) Tagged: bears , candy , food , infographic Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Ugh, What Are We Feeding You?
Graph by: Unknown Tagged: Bar Graph , breath-holding , cat , smells bad , swimming Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » You Just Missed the Most Epic Play, Ever
Graph by: RawrSlayer Tagged: bathroom , epic , football , Pie Chart , play , sports Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Look at It Splash!
Graph by: Sabbath_Ink Tagged: graphics , Pie Chart , video games , water Share on Facebook [Link]
Fark.com RSS » From the atheier-than-thou files: "New Atheists are not atheist enough" [Strange]
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Futility Closet » Southern Literature
During Robert Falcon Scott’s first Antarctic expedition, 1901–04, Ernest Shackleton edited an illustrated magazine, the South Polar Times, to entertain the crew. Each issue consisted of a single typewritten copy that would circulate among up to 47 readers aboard the Discovery, Scott’s steam-powered barque, through each of two dark winters. Contributors would drop their anonymous essays, articles, and poems into … [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Las Vegas Strip hotels Wynn and Encore begin checking guests' bags with metal detectors [Murica]
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Fark.com RSS » When caught on the ground during the Vegas Massacre, the King of Instagram outed himself joining the Chickenhawk Brigade [Awkward]
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Fark.com RSS » Does anyone know what the record is for number of DWI convictions? This man just got his 28th, and his mug shot seems to support the story [Dumbass]
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Fark.com RSS » I have a sudden urge to go screwdriving (Not safe for work) [Giggity]
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Fark.com RSS » Hero? "I don't see myself that way. I would want someone to do the same for me. No one deserves to lose a life coming to a country festival" [Hero]
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Fark.com RSS » DC area police chief says officers should learn to drink and hire prostitutes [Silly]
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Fark.com RSS » Equifax, the company that hired a music major with ZERO IT background as their CIO, has finally come clean on the root cause of their breech: "It was Carl from the Help Desk. He forgot to patch stuff" [Stupid]
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Fark.com RSS » People quickly notice something amiss with conference on feminism [Facepalm]
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Fark.com RSS » Immigration and Customs Enforcement's new snitch line "VOICE" is very popular with people who secretly try to get their in-laws deported. A classic American win-win situation [Followup]
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Fark.com RSS » Taylor Ham…Serious Business [Obvious]
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Fark.com RSS » So many Vegas restaurants were donating food for emergency workers, victims and blood donors today, that one hospital had to start turning them away [Spiffy]
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Fark.com RSS » The Vegas gunman had a perfectly legal device called a "bump stock" which allows a semi automatic weapon to become fully automatic [Facepalm]
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Fark.com RSS » Photoshop this man and his munificent beard [Photoshop]
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