John Gordon Ross

A Man for All Reasons

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Whittle It a Little, It’ll Fit

Odds and sods I look at regularly, just because they amuse me. I hope they do the same for you. Incidentally, I found this page’s title on Greg Ross’s Futility Closet (it’s somewhere on this page) in a mini-article which also includes the delightful sentence in Icelandic: Barbara Ara bar Ara araba bara rabbabara. Ross points out that this, “besides being fun to say, is spelled with only three letters. It means “Barbara, daughter of Ari, brought only rhubarb to Ari the Arab.”

Fark.com RSS » Dammit pet people of Florida in the way of Hurricane Irma, STOP tethering your animals to trees and leaving them there on your way out [Asinine]

Sunday 10 September 23:08:57 UTC 2017

Asinine [link] [184 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » This is why when your kid wants to go to the park, you take your kid to the damn park [Followup]

Sunday 10 September 22:14:57 UTC 2017

Followup [link] [42 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Fark ready headline: "Male escorts reveal the hardest part about their jobs" [Obvious]

Sunday 10 September 21:34:56 UTC 2017

Obvious [link] [112 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Look up in the sky, there's a drug war going on above our heads [Interesting]

Sunday 10 September 21:10:11 UTC 2017

Interesting [link] [30 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » What is the appropriate sharing ratio when eating Doritos with your dog? It can't really be one-to-one like my dog says, can it? [Misc]

Sunday 10 September 21:03:57 UTC 2017

Misc [link] [100 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Bad: Hurricane evacuee died in the shelter, with "no place to remove the body to." Worse: and he could be there for a few days. Fark: The building currently has no power or water, and food supplies are already starting to dwindle [Sad]

Sunday 10 September 20:53:56 UTC 2017

Sad [link] [134 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Photoshop theme: New Guinness World Records [Photoshop]

Sunday 10 September 20:00:01 UTC 2017

Photoshop [link] [22 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » (Ham x ham x ham) + sidewalk = wtf [Strange]

Sunday 10 September 19:55:47 UTC 2017

Strange [link] [64 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » One in three millennials wish they had grown up as their baby boomer parents because now there's nothing left but gloom and doom [Interesting]

Sunday 10 September 18:50:05 UTC 2017

Interesting [link] [241 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » What the creepy tag was created for [Creepy]

Sunday 10 September 17:30:38 UTC 2017

Creepy [link] [79 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » The latest thing we ignorant savages have been cooking wrong all along: bacon [PSA]

Sunday 10 September 16:43:16 UTC 2017

PSA [link] [172 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Racist Iowa footballers update: Some considering lawsuit, one's parents apologize, and how the team's black quarterback is handling it [Followup]

Sunday 10 September 15:32:35 UTC 2017

Followup [link] [258 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Glacier National Park is burning [Ironic]

Sunday 10 September 15:13:13 UTC 2017

Ironic [link] [49 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Information on open shelters in Florida [Florida]

Sunday 10 September 15:01:59 UTC 2017

Florida [link] [159 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Manatee County issues emergency update on Irma with an ASL "interpreter" who CLEARLY has no idea what he's doing. This captioned video describes what he was actually telling Deaf people [Facepalm]

Sunday 10 September 14:40:44 UTC 2017

Facepalm [link] [165 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Cruise ship fleeing Irma now stranded at sea with 4,000 passengers and unlimited booze. And the problem is? [Giggity]

Sunday 10 September 14:33:44 UTC 2017

Giggity [link] [76 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » We really need to clarify what is a hedge and what isn't a hedge to avoid all this hedge-rage [Asinine]

Sunday 10 September 13:23:08 UTC 2017

Asinine [link] [52 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » I hacked you period. Did you hack me question mark. Please, please exclamation point. I want your data in parentheses [PSA]

Sunday 10 September 13:17:25 UTC 2017

PSA [link] [102 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » You people who feel the need to take your precious puppy everywhere you go, stop pretending your dog is a service animal [Obvious]

Sunday 10 September 13:16:36 UTC 2017

Obvious [link] [161 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Photoshop what this Cardinal is holding [Photoshop]

Sunday 10 September 13:00:01 UTC 2017

Photoshop [link] [35 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » CSB Sunday Morning: Your classic TV [CSB]

Sunday 10 September 13:00:00 UTC 2017

CSB [link] [113 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Plain popcorn kernels cannot contain gluten. Yet, there are some brands of popcorn that have the non-GMO seal and are labeled gluten free [Facepalm]

Sunday 10 September 12:15:43 UTC 2017

Facepalm [link] [243 comments] [Link]

Weird Universe » Psychic Baseball Game

Sunday 10 September 12:12:33 UTC 2017

No supernatural abilities actually required.

Original ad here.

Further information here. [Link]

Weird Universe » Beefless Days

Sunday 10 September 12:12:32 UTC 2017

Back in 1942, the town of Ashland, Ohio instituted a policy of "beefless days." It had nothing to do with going vegetarian. All the town residents pledged that on every Thursday until the war ended they wouldn't complain about anything.

Oakland Tribune – Oct 9, 1942

On Thursdays, Ashland residents are now free to beef about anything they want. But the … [Link]

Futility Closet » The Trinity Hall Prime

Sunday 10 September 10:42:13 UTC 2017

On Thursday, Numberphile published this video, which features a startling wall hanging in the Senior Combination Room at Trinity Hall, Cambridge: Junior research fellow James McKee devised a 1350-digit prime number whose image forms a likeness of the college’s coat of arms. (The number of digits is significant, as it’s the year that Bishop William Bateman founded the college.) Image: Math … [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Can you ever really promise that 2,000 alligators won't be able to get loose during a hurricane? [Florida]

Sunday 10 September 10:15:02 UTC 2017

Florida [link] [47 comments] [Link]

GraphJam » I Don't Even Care That It Doesn't Make Any Sense

Sunday 10 September 9:57:08 UTC 2017

best of week cute nonsensical smiley face venn diagram - 6191598080 Graph by: (via Gemma Correll) Tagged: best of week , cute , nonsensical , smiley face , venn diagram Share on Facebook [Link]

GraphJam » The Person In Front Doesn't Have It So Bad

Sunday 10 September 9:57:07 UTC 2017

2 girls 1 cup movies saw the human centipede venn diagram - 4974613504 Graph by: Guydo Tagged: 2 girls 1 cup , movies , saw , the human centipede , venn diagram Share on Facebook [Link]

GraphJam » Replotted: Don't Act Like You're So Special, Voldemort

Sunday 10 September 9:57:05 UTC 2017

Harry Potter Pie Chart story villain voldemort - 5447180288 Graph by: Quigley Tagged: Harry Potter , Pie Chart , story , villain , voldemort Share on Facebook [Link]

GraphJam » Boo the Flu

Sunday 10 September 9:57:04 UTC 2017

boo flu illness sick Pie Chart - 6977358592 Graph by: (via Sarah Lazarovic) Tagged: boo , flu , illness , sick , Pie Chart Share on Facebook [Link]

GraphJam » I Just Laughed at His Funny Accent

Sunday 10 September 9:57:03 UTC 2017

anger British golden globes Pie Chart ricky gervais scientology - 4370027008 http://www.youtube.com/watch?annota~ Graph by: Cyclone-cat Tagged: anger , British , golden globes , Pie Chart , ricky gervais , scientology Share on Facebook [Link]

GraphJam » Literal Icons of the London 2012 Olympics

Sunday 10 September 9:57:02 UTC 2017

best of week icons literally olympics sports - 6458069760 Submitted by: ComJacker Tagged: best of week , icons , literally , olympics , sports Share on Facebook [Link]

GraphJam » Groups as Seen by Other Political Groups

Sunday 10 September 9:57:00 UTC 2017

anonymous best of week communism political - 5750741248 Graph by: StarsHallelujah Tagged: anonymous , best of week , communism , political Share on Facebook [Link]

GraphJam » Backwards, When the Cops Make Me

Sunday 10 September 9:56:59 UTC 2017

alphabet children Pie Chart police thank goodness for lmnop - 4328349952 Graph by: sgtjake Tagged: alphabet , children , Pie Chart , police , thank goodness for lmnop Share on Facebook [Link]

GraphJam » The Hills Are Alive With the Sound of Didgeridoos

Sunday 10 September 9:56:58 UTC 2017

australia austria How People View Me Pie Chart - 4925312768 Submitted by: seriz Tagged: australia , austria , How People View Me , Pie Chart Share on Facebook [Link]

GraphJam » Think of it More as a 'Blocked Contact' List

Sunday 10 September 9:56:56 UTC 2017

contacts avoid cell phone block - 7670165760 Graph by: Unknown Tagged: contacts , avoid , cell phone , block Share on Facebook [Link]

GraphJam » The Times

Sunday 10 September 9:56:53 UTC 2017

dirty dancing flow chart green day Songs times - 6283763200 Graph by: (via Bite) Tagged: dirty dancing , flow chart , green day , Songs , times Share on Facebook [Link]

GraphJam » Treadmill Speed of Guy Next to Me

Sunday 10 September 9:56:51 UTC 2017

arrives attractive exercise impress leaves minutes show off speed treadmill warm up woman - 2188346112 Graph by: bsewcicma Tagged: arrives , attractive , exercise , impress , leaves , minutes , show off , speed , treadmill , warm up , woman Share on Facebook [Link]

GraphJam » Not In the Face!

Sunday 10 September 9:56:50 UTC 2017

boss battle face Pie Chart video games zelda - 5559136000 Graph by: lermilo Tagged: boss battle , face , Pie Chart , video games , zelda Share on Facebook [Link]

GraphJam » Knowledge is Power

Sunday 10 September 9:56:49 UTC 2017

best of week infographic knowledge Occupy Wall Street police - 5368536064 In light of recent unfortunate events in Oakland, wherein police fired teargas on Occupy protesters, we offer some friendly advice: Be prepared, and, (as always) never incite violence. Graph by: (via The High Definite) Tagged: best of week , infographic , knowledge , Occupy Wall Street , police Share on Facebook [Link]

GraphJam » Don't Panic!

Sunday 10 September 9:56:47 UTC 2017

button car panic Pie Chart - 6074946304 Graph by: BeardedLadyManda Tagged: button , car , panic , Pie Chart Share on Facebook [Link]

GraphJam » A Rainbow of Insecurity

Sunday 10 September 9:56:46 UTC 2017

colors emo insecurity Pie Chart rainbow - 5939160320 Graph by: dman141997 Tagged: colors , emo , insecurity , Pie Chart , rainbow Share on Facebook [Link]

GraphJam » Reframed: Being a Person

Sunday 10 September 9:56:45 UTC 2017

Reframe graphs funny - 7479356416 Graph by: Unknown Tagged: Reframe , graphs , funny Share on Facebook [Link]

GraphJam » Who Doesn't Hate Math

Sunday 10 September 9:56:44 UTC 2017

pie charts school teaching math - 8007235328 Graph by: Unknown Tagged: pie charts , school , teaching , math Share on Facebook [Link]

GraphJam » How a man feels about peeing by location

Sunday 10 September 9:56:43 UTC 2017

bar graphs building feel feelings grand canyon location man peeing side snow toilet - 2583243008 Graph by: chezzxpert101 Tagged: bar graphs , building , feel , feelings , grand canyon , location , man , peeing , side , snow , toilet Share on Facebook [Link]

GraphJam » If Only They Had, Like, Made It Into a Show, or Something

Sunday 10 September 9:56:42 UTC 2017

jersey shore reading is dumb snookis-book tv shows venn diagram - 6243835392 Graph by: Unknown Tagged: jersey shore , reading is dumb , snookis-book , tv shows , venn diagram Share on Facebook [Link]

GraphJam » Things Youtube videos are recorded with

Sunday 10 September 9:56:40 UTC 2017

cameras internets Pie Chart potato youtube - 6523347712 Graph by: Unknown Tagged: cameras , internets , Pie Chart , potato , youtube Share on Facebook [Link]

GraphJam » The Customer Is Always…

Sunday 10 September 9:56:37 UTC 2017

always customers right tool wrong - 2049479936 Graph by: starcommandjenn Tagged: always , customers , right , tool , wrong Share on Facebook [Link]

GraphJam » A Map For Every Grocery Store Ever

Sunday 10 September 9:56:35 UTC 2017

shopping map samples food check out grocery store - 6822878464 Graph by: (via Pleated Jeans) Tagged: shopping , map , samples , food , check out , grocery store Share on Facebook [Link]

GraphJam » What You Need to Know about Owning a Tank

Sunday 10 September 9:56:33 UTC 2017

transportation inforgraphic tank - 7877382400 Graph by: neomam (via wish.co.uk) Tagged: transportation , inforgraphic , tank Share on Facebook [Link]

GraphJam » Wealth Inequality in America Is Worse Than You Think

Sunday 10 September 9:56:31 UTC 2017

Submitted by: Unknown Tagged: wealth , inequality , video games , politics Share on Facebook [Link]

GraphJam » Human Sexuality Is Complicated

Sunday 10 September 9:56:30 UTC 2017

Submitted by: Unknown Tagged: sexuality , homosexuality , transgender , Video , relationships , gender Share on Facebook [Link]

GraphJam » Things I Spent My Leftover Student Loan Money On:

Sunday 10 September 9:56:29 UTC 2017

beer education money school student loan - 1387182848 LoL by: Unknown Tagged: beer , education , money , school , student loan Share on Facebook [Link]

GraphJam » Energy Use Per Household Item

Sunday 10 September 9:56:28 UTC 2017

electricity energy infographic - 7993448192 Graph by: neomam (via www.jonesoil.ie) Tagged: electricity , energy , infographic Share on Facebook [Link]

GraphJam » Before There Were Cell Phones…

Sunday 10 September 9:56:27 UTC 2017

check the time pie charts microwaves graphs funny - 7623745024 Graph by: flyleafmementomori Tagged: check the time , pie charts , microwaves , graphs , funny Share on Facebook [Link]

GraphJam » why people watch hockey

Sunday 10 September 9:56:26 UTC 2017

cold fighting games hockey ice skill sports TV watch - 2062755584 Graph by: Purple-Grrl Tagged: cold , fighting , games , hockey , ice , skill , sports , TV , watch Share on Facebook [Link]

GraphJam » You and Your Fridge

Sunday 10 September 9:56:23 UTC 2017

food fridge infographics - 7796597760 The info graphic has been developed keeping in mind the storage time of refrigerator and freezer for different kinds of foods. It provides the information on temperature and storage time for refrigerator and freezer. Submitted by: emersonrose (via www.graphs.net) Tagged: food , fridge , infographics Share on Facebook [Link]

GraphJam » Ctrl+Alt+AUGH

Sunday 10 September 9:56:21 UTC 2017

annoying computers frozen microsoft word Pie Chart - 5105614592 Graph by: Tom523 Tagged: annoying , computers , frozen , microsoft word , Pie Chart Share on Facebook [Link]

GraphJam » Did I Write These in Hieroglyphics?

Sunday 10 September 9:56:20 UTC 2017

Bar Graph best of week college hieroglyphics notes truancy story - 5841721344 Graph by: Unknown Tagged: Bar Graph , best of week , college , hieroglyphics , notes , truancy story Share on Facebook [Link]

GraphJam » Biggest Threats to America's Youth

Sunday 10 September 9:56:19 UTC 2017

americans Bar Graph biggest education gqangs internet low self-esteem panic parenting poor street threat video games youth - 2685938688 Graph by: Unknown Tagged: americans , Bar Graph , biggest , education , gqangs , internet , low self-esteem , panic , parenting , poor , street , threat , video games , youth Share on Facebook [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Homeless drug-addicted women are commonly victims of rape, but reporting it often makes them even more vulnerable [Sad]

Sunday 10 September 9:25:00 UTC 2017

Sad [link] [113 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Male students kicked out of school because their hair was? A) Too long. B) Green. C) Too short [Facepalm]

Sunday 10 September 7:35:42 UTC 2017

Facepalm [link] [123 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Coming up at the top of the hour it's a very special Livingston Stapler Company Presents in honor of our beloved soosh who passed away earlier this week. LGT the first greenlit LSCP show from August, 2012. Please join us in paying tribute to soos

Sunday 10 September 4:55:44 UTC 2017

Live [link] [257 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Thai woman cons 8 men by marrying them and then disappearing right after collecting the dowry money from the families. Here goes the bride [Awkward]

Sunday 10 September 4:38:49 UTC 2017

Awkward [link] [56 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » A man smuggles vodka into a festival by burying it on the site weeks earlier. OK what's his Fark handle? [Cool]

Sunday 10 September 3:27:04 UTC 2017

Cool [link] [108 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Quit talking to 'the guys' down in the drain kid, you're scaring the bejebbies out of your mom [Amusing]

Sunday 10 September 2:33:18 UTC 2017

Amusing [link] [57 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Librarian who was arrested and charged with assaulting a police officer for defending a man's freedom of speech found not guilty. Librarian celebrates like all good librarians do: with a good bottle of scotch [Obvious]

Sunday 10 September 2:14:03 UTC 2017

Obvious [link] [83 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Grown man gets dumped, and you're reading about this on Fark [Creepy]

Sunday 10 September 1:25:15 UTC 2017

Creepy [link] [111 comments] [Link]

Futility Closet » Triangle

Sunday 10 September 1:23:09 UTC 2017

When blues singer Sally Osman filed for divorce from ventriloquist Herbert Dexter in 1934, she named his dummy, Charlie, as a co-respondent. When she and Dexter had married two years earlier, she agreed that Dexter could take the puppet along on their honeymoon, as he had often complimented her through Charlie’s voice. But when they developed a new stage act, … [Link]

Fark.com RSS » The Ark Encounter just made $1.8 million [Stupid]

Sunday 10 September 0:26:16 UTC 2017

Stupid [link] [181 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Photoshop this hopping rabbit [Photoshop]

Sunday 10 September 0:00:01 UTC 2017

Photoshop [link] [20 comments] [Link]

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