Odds and sods I look at regularly, just because they amuse me. I hope they do the same for you. Incidentally, I found this page’s title on Greg Ross’s Futility Closet (it’s somewhere on this page) in a mini-article which also includes the delightful sentence in Icelandic: Barbara Ara bar Ara araba bara rabbabara. Ross points out that this, “besides being fun to say, is spelled with only three letters. It means “Barbara, daughter of Ari, brought only rhubarb to Ari the Arab.”
Fark.com RSS » Equifax hax leaves 143M potentially without fat stax [News]
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Fark.com RSS » Fewer [Ironic]
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Fark.com RSS » Tinder poo-thrower comes clean: "I have many regrets" [Followup]
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Fark.com RSS » Breitbart contacts FBI about a DDoS attack. FBI investigates, finds it's a malfunctioning ad network on Breitbart. Damned globalist ads [Facepalm]
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Fark.com RSS » Lititz Teens come forward about their "It" Prank. You better believe there is a Skyler and Brianna in the group, too [Followup]
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Fark.com RSS » The affidavit didn't state what kind of shoes she threw at the deputy's patrol vehicle, before kicking the bumper, jumping on the hood and extending her middle finger [Florida]
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Fark.com RSS » This is how WW III starts: Dennis Rodman, two-time NBA All Star and full-time tackle-box face, says President Donald Trump's "crazy," offers advice on North Korea. Sports and Politics tabs are sheltering in place [Murica]
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Fark.com RSS » GoFundMe for soosh's family. He gave us so much and it's time to do the same for his family [Sad]
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Fark.com RSS » New Yorkers can now get a BS in Pizza Philosophy, an AO in OA, or a doctorate in I'm Walkin' Over Here tuition free [Cool]
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Fark.com RSS » Make Art Great Again: Border wall installation erected by the 'French Banksy,' which is probably the stinky, surrendering version [Cool]
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Fark.com RSS » Now the damn millennials aren't killing houseplants [Weird]
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Fark.com RSS » Gas station employees in Milwaukee are fed up with daily raids from juvenile thieves. One clerk gets mad and locks them inside (with video) [Fail]
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Fark.com RSS » Photoshop this biker [Photoshop]
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Fark.com RSS » Remember, when a hurricane wipes out everything you know, you can start over in a new place with a new life. Just, uh, that new place probably shouldn't be 'in the path of the next hurricane' [Florida]
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Fark.com RSS » Institutionalized Christianity in America is threatened by abundance of cheap sex. Cheap? Not everyone can afford $20, buster [Unlikely]
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Fark.com RSS » Please note: it is now legal to fart on Berlin Police [Strange]
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Futility Closet » The Victim
It goes against masculine pride to have a wife helping support the household, and once a man’s pride is shattered, anything can happen to him. … There was a couple I once knew in Chicago. At the time of their marriage the husband was earning $5,000 a year. Two years after marriage the wife went to work, and presently was … [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Does your internet search history suddenly show an unhealthy interest in fish? There might be a reason for that [Strange]
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Fark.com RSS » Man, Bob was really on fire on the back nine today [Scary]
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Fark.com RSS » "Pharma Bro", supervillain and all-around weasel Martin Shkreli auctioning off only copy of Wu-Tang Clan's album 'Once Upon a Time in Shaolin.' "At any time I may cancel this sale and I may even break this album in frustration
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Fark.com RSS » Missing toddler found in corn field, insists he was only trying to "go the distance" to "ease his pain" [Murica]
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Fark.com RSS » Lobster predicts six more weeks of summer. Will be steamed and served with melted butter if he is wrong [Interesting]
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Fark.com RSS » 11-year-old finds gun, shoots himself. Police say parents need to teach kids to be more careful, point it at other people [Obvious]
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Fark.com RSS » You can now add "Mothers with slotted spoons" as yet another thing trying to kill you in Australia [Asinine]
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Fark.com RSS » Study finds people over age 40 should only work three days a week. The other 4 days should be spent yelling at clouds and telling kids to GET OFF MY DAMN LAWN [Obvious]
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Fark.com RSS » NNYTFNOBBQOMG – Watertown New York [FarkParty]
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Fark.com RSS » Smoking Hot cafeteria lady arrested for sex with teen, having sent nude pictures of herself to him which we can only assume were taken in landscape mode [Florida]
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Fark.com RSS » "Oops, sorry about that, my bad, I accidentally spent £850,000 that appeared for no reason in my account" [Dumbass]
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Fark.com RSS » This article lies when it says old West theme parks lie about the past. We all know from history the old West had rickety wooden buildings between steel beams of xtreme roller coasters and saloons that served $10 dollar funnel cake and $8 Coke [Muric
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Fark.com RSS » SpaceX to help the Air Force get their spaceplane out of harm's way before Irma arrives by flying it into orbit. A little extreme but it should be safe up there [Interesting]
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Fark.com RSS » Bentonville police said a thief trudged through the fountain waters and took off with a nearly 30-pound cannonball from a Confederate statue [Amusing]
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Fark.com RSS » Texas woman goes full Thelma and Louise after getting arrested for shoplifting. Never go full Thelma and Louise [Dumbass]
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Fark.com RSS » Why are South Koreans such cool cucumbers if the North Koreans are about to start World War III? Hint: Life goes on [Interesting]
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Fark.com RSS » Photoshop this sunset [Photoshop]
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Weird Universe » Nikita Made Me Kill!
Not only did he not like modern art, but he caused mental illness!
Original article here.
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Fark.com RSS » The tip of Florida has a weird pink color that is itchy and a professional should look at. According to the European forecasting model, that's caused by Miami taking a direct hit from Irma. It's your Hurricane Irma discussion thread. Get the
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Fark.com RSS » The giant unexploded WWII bomb found a few days ago? Yeah, about that [Followup]
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Weird Universe » Armless Driver Fights Loss of License
Ray Myers was known as the 'armless musician.' He was born in 1911 without arms, but he taught himself to play the guitar with his feet, and he became quite accomplished. Good enough that he was considered to be talented in his own right, not just as a curiosity.
Myers also taught himself how to drive a car using only … [Link]
Fark.com RSS » If you're running a fraternity where underage drinking is allowed, don't draw attention to yourself by installing an indoor waterfall on the upper floor of your frat house [Strange]
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Fark.com RSS » John Keil, who led the team that created McGruff the Crime Dog and voiced the character, dies at 94 – or 13 dog years [Sad]
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Fark.com RSS » Submarine builder admits to killing journalist, claims it was an accident and the sinking was a suicide attempt. Unlikely tag busy frantically wiping fingerprints [Followup]
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Fark.com RSS » Well so much for billionaire Richard Branson riding out Hurricane Irma in his luxury Necker Island home in the Caribbean [Followup]
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GraphJam » Availability of my waiter/waitress over the course of a meal
Graph by: chadcole26 Tagged: appetizer , availability , Bar Graph , bill , drinks , food , found , hair , meal , need , ordering , ready , refill , restaurant , seated , waiter , waitress , work Share on Facebook
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GraphJam » Ego of NFL players
Graph by: Unknown Tagged: Bar Graph , brett favre , ego , football , kicker , linebacker , nfl , player , quarterback , running back , sports , wide receiver Share on Facebook
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GraphJam » Things to Do Without Access To The Internet
Graph by: Unknown Tagged: book , hell , internet access , McDonald's , naps , read , sadness , wi-fi Share on Facebook
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GraphJam » It's Generally Not Effective
Graph by: idohavefriends Tagged: pie charts , graphs , funny Share on Facebook
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GraphJam » Fear vs. Enemies in Zelda Games
Graph by: mediacroc Tagged: bar graphs , legend of zelda , LoZ , graphs , video games , funny Share on Facebook
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GraphJam » How to Tell if the Guy Next to You Has the Same Station On
Graph by: Unknown Tagged: pie charts , driving , Haddaway , graphs , funny , what is love Share on Facebook
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GraphJam » My Morning Commute Is Never Boring
Graph by: (via Bite) Tagged: morning commute , streetcar , transit Share on Facebook
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GraphJam » Not All Trilogies Are Born Equal
Graph by: buckles_b (via Bite) Tagged: Line Graph , Lord of the Rings , Mad Max , movies , quality , rush hour , the godfather , trilogies Share on Facebook
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GraphJam » What You're Saying Is You Don't Have a TV
Graph by: Anna22 Tagged: video games , flow chart Share on Facebook
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GraphJam » Pity Laugh
Graph by: ElloGovnor Tagged: pity , laughing , joke , Pie Chart Share on Facebook
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GraphJam » Singing To Music In The Car
Graph by: KingCrizzo Tagged: car , concert , driveway , driving , fast , freeway , humming , Line Graph , lip sync , red light , singing , Songs , Stage , street , words Share on Facebook
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GraphJam » And to Look Busy
Graph by: fabulousfeet96 Tagged: check , phone , Pie Chart , text , time Share on Facebook
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GraphJam » They Make It Look SOOO Awesome
Graph by: hennesseyviper Tagged: Pie Chart , university , studying , school , internet Share on Facebook
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GraphJam » Chance I'll Get Caught by a Red Light
LoL by: museonfire Tagged: coffee , driving , graphjam , graphs , situational humor , traffic , transportation Share on Facebook
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GraphJam » Presentation Is Key
Graph by: nikirific Tagged: Cats , food , human food , people food , pet , Pie Chart Share on Facebook
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GraphJam » Life Cycle of a 7/11 Taquito
Graph by: buckles_b (via Bite) Tagged: 7-11 , food , grossout , Michael Bay , poop , taquitos Share on Facebook
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GraphJam » The 15 Tallest Christmas Trees in the World
Submitted by: (via graphs.net) Tagged: christmas , infographic , trees , tallest Share on Facebook
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GraphJam » Twenty Minutes Until Class? No Problem
Graph by: Unknown Tagged: class , essays , Line Graph , school , writing Share on Facebook
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GraphJam » No Time to Talk, I'm "Studying"
Graph by: Unknown Tagged: complaining , finals , Pie Chart , studying , truancy story Share on Facebook
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GraphJam » Proof that Math Can Be Fabulous
Submitted by: (via mylifeasalinearfunction) Tagged: Line Graph , fabulous , math Share on Facebook
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GraphJam » Power By Beard Length
Graph by: (via Stephen Wildish) Tagged: god , beard , facial hair , gandalf , wizards , santa , power , magic Share on Facebook
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GraphJam » Don't Stop Until You Get to the End
Source: Daily Cat Comic Graph by: (via I Love Charts) Tagged: read , flowchart , loop Share on Facebook
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GraphJam » According to the Beatles
Graph by: buckles_b (via Bite) Tagged: Bar Graph , beatles , song , troubles , yesterday Share on Facebook
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GraphJam » We're Searching For Lyrics
Graph by: bdbecker Tagged: do do do do do , europe , final countdown , GOB , Pie Chart , venus Share on Facebook
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GraphJam » Weather vs. Need to Stop for Gas
Graph by: ehantoni Tagged: blizzard , characters , chill , driving , empty , full , gas , stop , sunny , weather , wind Share on Facebook
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GraphJam » Uh Oh!
Graph by: bcclark81 Tagged: toilet paper , bathroom , graphs , funny Share on Facebook
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GraphJam » Trying to Make Navi Shut Up
Graph by: Ryouma Tagged: legend of zelda , ocarina of time , Pie Chart , video games Share on Facebook
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GraphJam » Fixes Everything But the Kitchen Sink
Graph by: Tachyon Tagged: dad , fixing , Pie Chart , repair man , sink , swearing Share on Facebook
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GraphJam » You Showed Them
Graph by: superfightpanda Tagged: best of week , Pie Chart , psychopath , research , sociopath Share on Facebook
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GraphJam » Which Medical Profession is right for you?
Graph by: Matt_T_7 Tagged: afraid of the dark , crazy , flow chart , i hate kids , medicine , paleontology , profession Share on Facebook
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GraphJam » It Smells Like Feet
Graph by: wolfbane822 Tagged: annoying , Pie Chart , questions , updog Share on Facebook
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GraphJam » Every Hat Reveals A Great Deal About the Mind Beneath It
Graph by: (via Bite) Tagged: cloths , hats , mind , summer Share on Facebook
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GraphJam » Procrastinator's Workflow
Graph by: Unknown Tagged: nap , procrastinator , tired , decision tree Share on Facebook
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GraphJam » Where I Learn Engrish Too
Graph by: Unknown Tagged: english , internet , lyrics , Pie Chart , school , speaking Share on Facebook
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GraphJam » Male Hair Distribution By Age
LoL by: bbaustin1 Tagged: age , ears , hair , head , men , nostrils Share on Facebook
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GraphJam » Right Isn't Always Right
Graph by: Unknown Tagged: right , correct , phrasing Share on Facebook
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GraphJam » Reframe: Still the Reigning Champ
Graph by: thegoddambatman (via Bite) Tagged: Reframe , youtube , cat videos , Champion , Pie Chart Share on Facebook
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GraphJam » Should You Buy Borderlands 2?
Get Over Here and Play a Video Game Graph by: (via Reddit) Tagged: friends , borderlands 2 , video games , flow chart , store Share on Facebook
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GraphJam » Who Can Mash the Buttons Faster?
Graph by: Unknown Tagged: button mashing , Pie Chart , Street fighter , video games Share on Facebook
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GraphJam » Blue Group Is My Fav
Click the image for an interactive version! Graph by: (via www.slate.com) Tagged: awesome , cartoons , colors Share on Facebook
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GraphJam » Lyrics of YMCA that people know
Graph by: spellbee2 Tagged: disco , lyrics , Music , Pie Chart , ymca Share on Facebook
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GraphJam » Well Duh, He Invented It
Graph by: A_Phat_Duck Tagged: dubstep , Music , Pie Chart , skrillex Share on Facebook
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GraphJam » Whatever, This Is Research
Graph by: DMstudiosx Tagged: internet , Line Graph , paper , procrastination , school Share on Facebook
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Fark.com RSS » Some people have a problem with Florida's attention-whore sheriff using Hurricane Irma to get his mug in the news again [Followup]
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Fark.com RSS » Loses loose a Lose or Lose loses Loses? [Scary]
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Fark.com RSS » Authorities find indoor pool with several sharks. No word on head-mounted lasers or remains of missing spies [Strange]
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Fark.com RSS » Ministry of It's For Your Own Good, Citizen cracks down on dad for c) teaching his kids how to use public transit [Creepy]
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Fark.com RSS » Nazis are invading your town and you want to stop them. Do you call: A) The police; B) Black Lives Matter; C) The Coup Clutz Clowns [Silly]
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Futility Closet » Prototype
In 2001, computer animator Wayne Lytle created “Pipe Dream,” a 3D music visualization in which falling balls trigger musical notes on vibraphones, tubular bells, bongos, and other instruments: Entertainingly, in 2006 an email hoax claimed that the scene was not animated but real: Amazingly, 97% of the machines components came from John Deere Industries and Irrigation Equipment of Bancroft Iowa, … [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Feds give security clearances to rustlers, cutthroats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, conmen, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwackers, hornswogglers, etc.
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Fark.com RSS » Remember the San Francisco street that was sold out from under the rich owners? Yeah, about that [Followup]
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Fark.com RSS » Over the past 18 months, 60,000 USB flash drives have been smuggled into Best Korea [Spiffy]
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Fark.com RSS » Today in Bizzaro World News: Trump had a "very good meeting with Nancy Pelosi and Chuck Schumer" that end up with a Hurricane Harvey disaster relief bill that also raised the debt ceiling [Interesting]
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Fark.com RSS » Theme of Farktography Contest No. 644: "Farktography Classic: Sports Photography 2". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme [Farktography]
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Fark.com RSS » What sort of world do we live in when a 7-month pregnant woman can be denied entrance to a steakhouse because her crop top violates the dress code? EXCUSE ME, I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA [Murica]
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Fark.com RSS » Schoolkids forced to make replica genitals out of plasticine. Odd as it might seem some parents have a problem with this [Awkward]
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Fark.com RSS » Shortest engagement ever [Fail]
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Fark.com RSS » Delta 302, it looks like the Hurricane Irma is going to be slamming Puerto Rico right about the time you're going to land. Might be a good idea to head back. Delta 302: Hold my beer [Scary]
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Fark.com RSS » Photoshop this new species [Photoshop]
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