Odds and sods I look at regularly, just because they amuse me. I hope they do the same for you. Incidentally, I found this page’s title on Greg Ross’s Futility Closet (it’s somewhere on this page) in a mini-article which also includes the delightful sentence in Icelandic: Barbara Ara bar Ara araba bara rabbabara. Ross points out that this, “besides being fun to say, is spelled with only three letters. It means “Barbara, daughter of Ari, brought only rhubarb to Ari the Arab.”
Fark.com RSS » Slicing bread? You're doing it wrong [PSA]
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Fark.com RSS » Cool: Wichita State giving students free food. Difficulty: they have to stay off their cell phones during class [Obvious]
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Fark.com RSS » Shortest DUI pursuit ever [Fail]
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Fark.com RSS » Greetings passengers, there'll be a slight delay due to all the horrific weather including the twisters that we'll have to fly through. Get to know your seat mates because they may be the last people you see before the grim reaper [Scary]
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Fark.com RSS » Why wasn't Houston evacuated in the face of Hurricane Harvey? Well, back in 2005, almost as many people died in traffic accidents (100) fleeing Hurricane Rita vs those who stayed behind. So you're damned if you do, damned if you don't [Mu
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Fark.com RSS » Photoshop this happy guy [Photoshop]
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Fark.com RSS » Family's attempt to get uninvited bear to leave their cookout goes about as well as can be expected [Amusing]
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Fark.com RSS » Otis the wonder mutt was better prepared for the aftermath of Hurricane Harvey than many hoomans were. Your dog wants MREs [Amusing]
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Fark.com RSS » Cafe that banned all children under the age of twelve faces massive boycott by people outraged that someone wants a nice dining environment free of screaming kids. And this is being submitted by a parent of a toddler [Facepalm]
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Fark.com RSS » Why wait for a wall to be built when you really like digging tunnels? [Obvious]
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Futility Closet » Words and Music
Anthony Burgess based his 1974 novel Napoleon Symphony explicitly on the structure of Beethoven’s Symphony No. 3, the Eroica: The story is told in four “movements,” whose length corresponds to the listening time of the corresponding parts of the symphony: 118 pages (14:46 minutes), 120 pages (15:34 minutes), 30 pages (5:33 minutes), and 77 pages (11:27 minutes). The allegro takes … [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Hawk chooses the best place to wait out Hurricane Harvey: in some guy's cab and then his living room [Cool]
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Fark.com RSS » Unknown number of Cypress Island facility escapees in Puget Sound being chased down by authorities. No need to panic just yet, but have your garlic butter ready just in case [Awkward]
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Fark.com RSS » Face it, you don't own your own face anymore [Interesting]
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Fark.com RSS » Photoshop this nice corona [Photoshop]
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Fark.com RSS » CSB Sunday Morning: Hyped up [CSB]
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Fark.com RSS » Please say that squiggly eyebrows are NOT going to be the next big brow trend. No, just NO [Facepalm]
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Weird Universe » Wizard Amendment
March 1995: During the discussion of a bill in the New Mexico state senate, Sen. Duncan Scott (R) proposed the following amendment:
When a psychologist or psychiatrist testifies during a defendant's competency hearing, the psychologist or psychiatrist shall wear a cone-shaped hat that is not less than 2 feet tall. The surface of the hat shall be imprinted with stars … [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Shot dead teen found in the back of Akron police cruiser. Shot was heard after three arrested teens were placed in three separate police cruisers. This week on Unsolved Mysteries [Strange]
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Fark.com RSS » Houston, we have a problem [Followup]
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Weird Universe » Follies of the Madmen #324
Original ad here.
The notion of a garment that imparts a frigid chill to the wearer seems most unappealing.
At the time of this writing, there is actually a vintage one for sale online.
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GraphJam » What I Like About Twilight…
What I Like About Twilight… Graph by: Unknown Tagged: movies , nothing , twilight Share on Facebook
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GraphJam » I'm Just So Interesting
Graph by: imptoxin Tagged: Pie Chart , self-absorbed , skype , video chat Share on Facebook
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GraphJam » It Deserved It
Graph by: Willseph Tagged: device , thrown , printer Share on Facebook
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GraphJam » Classic: Unconditional Love
And hoping for a treat. Or a ball. Or acknowledgement. Goggies are so silly. Graph by: Unknown Tagged: Bar Graph , cute , dogs , excited , happy , love Share on Facebook
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GraphJam » So That's Where My Frisbee Went!
Graph by: Unknown Tagged: google earth , graphs , funny , Pie Chart Share on Facebook
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GraphJam » Number of Nickelback Shows I Plan to Attend in 2010
Graph by: Unknown Tagged: attend , bad graph , concert , Music , nickelback , none , number , shows Share on Facebook
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GraphJam » Usage of My Backseat
LoL by: ballisticjake Tagged: car , drive , sex , storage Share on Facebook
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GraphJam » Percent of Time Spent at Karaoke
LoL by: alifa Tagged: dancing , gettin jiggy wit it , karaoke , singing , Songs , time , will smith Share on Facebook
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GraphJam » Who Uses Gang Signs
Graph by: treefiddy Tagged: actually , cool , gang signs , idiots , people , venn diagram Share on Facebook
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GraphJam » Pacception
Graph by: Unknown Tagged: Inception , pacman , Pie Chart , pie charts , we need to go deeper Share on Facebook
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GraphJam » I'd Like It Even Better If It Were Dancing
I don't like anything about Professor Graphic. I am the approximately 9% Graph by: supermattyb (via charmingcharlie.co.nr) Tagged: dancing , moustache , Pie Chart , tophat Share on Facebook
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GraphJam » You-Phony-Um?
Graph by: Unknown Tagged: pie charts , Music , graphs , funny , euphonium , g rated Share on Facebook
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GraphJam » A Modern Parenting Tip
Graph by: markot9 Tagged: text , parenting , Pie Chart Share on Facebook
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GraphJam » Cause or Cure?
They can be your AA sponsor, and the devil sitting on your shoulder. Graph by: Unknown Tagged: cause , cure Share on Facebook
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GraphJam » Swedish Meatballs Better Than Swedish Furniture
Graph by: Unknown Tagged: furniture , ikea , meatballs , Pie Chart , swedish Share on Facebook
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GraphJam » Ain't Nobody Got Time Fo' Dat
Graph by: Unknown Tagged: i got bronchitis , interviews , jesus , sweet brown Share on Facebook
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GraphJam » How to Write a Tom Waits Song
Graph by: (via Bite) Tagged: Music , Tom Waits , song , steps Share on Facebook
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GraphJam » Movie popcorn vs. Time
Graph by: EliCarro Tagged: begins , eating , Line Graph , Movie , plenty , Popcorn , previews , quick , start , time , waiting Share on Facebook
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GraphJam » It's Candy Mountain, Charlie!
Graph by: (via College Humor) Tagged: candy , charlie the unicorn , cookies , infographic , Memes , mountain , twix , venn diagram , youtube Share on Facebook
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GraphJam » Where your cat wants to sleep vs. how allergic you are to her
LoL by: cattieloves Tagged: allergic , bed , cat , pet , sleep Share on Facebook
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GraphJam » You Love My Lady Lumps
Graph by: Unknown Tagged: black-eyed peas , cool , my humps , Pie Chart Share on Facebook
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GraphJam » Insert Laugh Track Here
Graph by: StarsHallelujah Tagged: BFFs , friends , Laugh Track , real life , sitcoms , TV , venn diagram Share on Facebook
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GraphJam » I'm Still Going to Name My Children After Pokemon
Graph by: (via Pleated Jeans) Tagged: batman , best of week , childhood , ninja turltes , plans , Pokémon Share on Facebook
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GraphJam » Especially That One With the Cat!
Graph by: Unknown Tagged: youtube , graphs , line graphs , funny Share on Facebook
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GraphJam » Where You'll Find Penguins
Graph by: ThePerceptiveObserver Tagged: antarctica , gift bags , greeting cards , image , movies , penguins , Pie Chart , toy stores Share on Facebook
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GraphJam » It's 2:00 am and the Final is in 6 hours, What's going through your mind?
Graph by: Middnightt Tagged: college , ducktales , exams , finals , hatred , professor , school , song , test , theme Share on Facebook
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GraphJam » Nap Time
Graph by: jagramsay Tagged: school , math class , nap time , notes , Pie Chart Share on Facebook
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GraphJam » What Is It This Time?
Graph by: OryuKitty Tagged: headache , Pie Chart , sci fi , Star Trek Share on Facebook
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GraphJam » Spank the Monkey
Graph by: (via Pleated Jeans) Tagged: fapping , infographic , masturbation , Statistics Share on Facebook
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GraphJam » Greecebook
Graph by: Tagged: facebook , greece , money , nation Share on Facebook
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GraphJam » Lawn Mowers Through the Ages
Now that it's lawn mower season, we stop and think — How much do we actually know about these magnificent pieces of machinery? Submitted by: Rachelbarney (via www.ereplacementparts.com) Tagged: lawn , chores , mowing Share on Facebook
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GraphJam » No One's a WinRAR Here
Graph by: pcman1985 Tagged: computers , Pie Chart , trail , winner , WINRAR Share on Facebook
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GraphJam » How Else Am I Supposed to Clean Them?
Graph by: (via The Frogman) Tagged: Bar Graph , ear wax , ears , gross , q tip Share on Facebook
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GraphJam » What if He's Your Second Cousin?
Those barely count, right? Graph by: Unknown Tagged: attraction , boys , cousins , venn diagram Share on Facebook
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GraphJam » We Wouldn't Want People Confusing Them for Bananas
Graph by: Unknown Tagged: banana , english , pineapple Share on Facebook
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GraphJam » On the Scale of Geeky or Nerdy
Submitted by: (via tedywestchester) Tagged: geeky , nerdy , graphs Share on Facebook
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GraphJam » I'm Just Going to Go Cry Now
Graph by: (via Visually) Tagged: browser , crash , Line Graph , restart , tabs Share on Facebook
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GraphJam » Deep Stuff, Man
Graph by: yumTako Tagged: gordon freeman , half life , Pie Chart , quotes , video games Share on Facebook
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GraphJam » Kiss Me Through The Simi
Graph by: Schpang Tagged: Iceland , infographic , languages , simi , telephone Share on Facebook
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GraphJam » Celebrating the Barcode
Source: Wasp Graph by: (via Daily Infographic ) Tagged: barcode , invention , lasers , infographic , scan Share on Facebook
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GraphJam » The Dishes Have Become Self Aware and Are Replicating on Their Own
We are nothing but raw material to them! Submitted by: bobtron Tagged: Line Graph , dishes , messy , laziness , self aware Share on Facebook
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GraphJam » Mom Always Wants to Know When You're Getting Married
Graph by: oreoz314 Tagged: dating , Line Graph , meh , sweet , time Share on Facebook
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GraphJam » Chances of Soup Dripping from a Spoon
Graph by: Unknown Tagged: between , bowl , dripping , Line Graph , over , pot , soup , spoon Share on Facebook
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Fark.com RSS » And if anybody should object to this union, let him speak now….I didn't mean you, Harvey [Weird]
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Fark.com RSS » The best and worst places to be gay in the United States [PSA]
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Fark.com RSS » Global recording sensation and alleged satanic illuminati puppet Taylor Swift released "Look What You Made Me Do," the first single off of her highly anticipated upcoming album. Wait, Satanic what? Really? [Facepalm]
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Fark.com RSS » Apparently, Charlottesville racist who attempted to shoot into crowd of counter-protesters was a mutant because he was invisible to the police standing beside him [Awkward]
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Fark.com RSS » Coming to you from Alaska's capital city, it's another round of Livingston Stapler Company Presents. Two hours of music hosted live by a farker, starting at 9PM AKDT/10PM PDT [Live]
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Fark.com RSS » Republicans bracing for more bad news. Strike that. Reverse it [Fail]
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Fark.com RSS » As if you need any encouragement, here are nine good reasons to watch porn [Giggity]
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Fark.com RSS » New York Times pulls a book off of its #1 best sellers list due to "inconsistencies" – i.e. hundreds or thousands of copies were bought by a single buyer [Facepalm]
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Fark.com RSS » £13.40 for a pint is the most London thing ever. Of course it's an IPA, but you knew that already [Obvious]
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Fark.com RSS » How to get banninated from everything on the Internet [Amusing]
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Fark.com RSS » California's about to pass a bill that gives a $10,000 rebate if you buy an electric car, which makes it as cheap as gas guzzlers. Another good reason to live in California [Interesting]
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Fark.com RSS » Photoshop this mask [Photoshop]
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