Odds and sods I look at regularly, just because they amuse me. I hope they do the same for you. Incidentally, I found this page’s title on Greg Ross’s Futility Closet (it’s somewhere on this page) in a mini-article which also includes the delightful sentence in Icelandic: Barbara Ara bar Ara araba bara rabbabara. Ross points out that this, “besides being fun to say, is spelled with only three letters. It means “Barbara, daughter of Ari, brought only rhubarb to Ari the Arab.”
Fark.com RSS » "Poland is not defining Europe's future today and nor will it define the Europe of tomorrow" says leader of Western European country who has always been defining Europe's future [Asinine]
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Fark.com RSS » America's best-prepared disaster response planning organization belongs to A) FEMA, B) Red Cross, or C) Waffle House. In other news, "Waffle House Jump Team" is the name of my Bloodhound Gang cover band [Cool]
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Fark.com RSS » Your 8-year-old son has just found what appears to be a gun in a dressing room. The best thing to do is A) leave it where it is and report it to the store manager, B) take it to the nearest counter, or C) pull the trigger to see if it's real [Dum
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Fark.com RSS » In 1960, 19 Yale students were told to have a seat over there. Now the then 14-year-old speaks out [Creepy]
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Fark.com RSS » Trump signs military transgender ban [NewsFlash]
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Fark.com RSS » Perhaps you've been hesitant to use a porta potty at a music festival, but then you would be missing out on a secret rave that could only be entered through one of the units [Strange]
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Fark.com RSS » This just in: Millennials have found a new way to waste time [Silly]
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Fark.com RSS » Wanna watch Harvey live as it happens? Here are 8 cams to choose from [Cool]
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Fark.com RSS » MLB "Players Weekend" allows for nicknames on the back of jerseys. FARK: Danny Farquhar is nicknamed after his favorite website [Amusing]
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Fark.com RSS » Girlfriend turns down your proposal? Yep, that's a punchin' [Facepalm]
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Fark.com RSS » Priest: I suck at poker and it's God's fault. I know, I'll collect child porn to get revenge [Dumbass]
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Fark.com RSS » Photoshop this chandelier [Photoshop]
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Futility Closet » Escalating Powers
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Fark.com RSS » Oblivious Houston dump truck driver gives Mother Nature a head start on Hurricane Harvey [Dumbass]
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Fark.com RSS » "(J)ust because I am a mortician by trade don't mean I don't do anything els(e) . .." would be a great name for a clinic that specializes in circumcisions by a 23-year old bag-piper named Josh [Fail]
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Fark.com RSS » Okay, quick, make a headline with "high speed chase" "Hummer" and "casket" [Facepalm]
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Weird Universe » Civilization
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Weird Universe » Butter Coffee
I posted five years ago about Norwegian Egg Coffee. But egg isn't the only unusual thing that people add to their coffee. A few years ago, there was a fad for butter coffee, aka Bulletproof Coffee. As the name implies, you mix butter into your coffee. People often add in some coconut oil as well. Apparently the butter binds with … [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Photoshop this orange organism [Photoshop]
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Fark.com RSS » Huge, horny spiders are setting off burglar alarms in homes as they desperately search for mates [Scary]
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Fark.com RSS » One of America's few remaining drive-in movie theaters is closing to make room for condos. Your new mid-century vision of Americana will now be stacked cages for humans. As far as the eye can see. How Rockwellian [Murica]
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Fark.com RSS » What to Expect During an Ambulance Ride. I'm going to go with 'pain' [Facepalm]
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Fark.com RSS » Like an invisible rabbit of destruction, Harvey hits Category 2, the first potential landfall hurricane in Texas since 2008 is making life dangerous. Stay safe, Farkers, and check in here. It's your Hurricane Harvey Discussion Thread, Day 2 [Live
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Fark.com RSS » Even though the girl was crossing a street in a crosswalk, in a school zone, with signs posted all over the place saying that pedestrians have right of way, the media can't get over the fact that she was hit by a car while using her smartphone [S
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Fark.com RSS » I'm sure its just some unfortunate, unintended, unforeseen consequence, but, imports of Russian lumber have jumped 42% this year after Trump slapped a massive tariff on imports of Canadian softwood lumber [Obvious]
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Fark.com RSS » Hi, we'd like to continue funding your weird science mumbo jumbo, but per the President, we'll need you to scrub the terms "climate change" and "global warming" from your proposals. That'd be great. Thanks in advance [Face
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GraphJam » Excitement Of English Fans
Excitement Of English Fans Graph by: justasmalltowngirl Tagged: england , excitement , fans , football , soccer , world cup , years Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Confidence in Understanding Spanish Vs. Who's Speaking it
Graph by: Tagged: class , Line Graph , Movie , native , spanish , speakers , speaking , television , understanding Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Hawai'i Is Disappoint
Submitted by: Unknown Tagged: continent , math , Video , wtf Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Overburdened Again!?
Graph by: kazek24 Tagged: all the things , burden , Pie Chart , Skyrim , video games Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » We Just Want Different Things
What lame excuses do you give? Graph by: avallach Tagged: break up , couples , truth , venn diagram Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » When You Should Start Dating According To
Graph by: Spartan004 Tagged: age , Bar Graph , dating , disney channel , never , parents , school , start Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Only Grandmas
Graph by: landsharky53 Tagged: grandma , internet explorer Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Wait, That's Not What Going Out Means?
Graph by: Yarfaroni Tagged: dating , going steady , kids these days , Pie Chart Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Run For Your Life
Graph by: sizzldat (via www.jinx.com) Tagged: creeper , creepus explodus , minecraft Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » You Don't Understand, I Will Die Without Youtube!
Graph by: beckehz Tagged: Bar Graph , best of week , internet , interwebs , politics , teenagers , teens , youtube Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Playas Gon' Play
Graph by: JustinPants Tagged: 2000s , 3lw , Bar Graph , haters , players , Songs Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Holy Venn Diagrams!
Submitted by: (via Stephen Wildish) Tagged: bat , batman , venn diagram , woman , Wombat Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Batman Is a Genius
Graph by: ilovesuperheros7 Tagged: batman , genius , gadgets Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Retail: The customer is always
Graph by: KingTomburger Tagged: asshole , customers , retail , right , work Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » No Overlap? There Must Be a Mistake
Graph by: (via Bite) Tagged: stuffed crust pizza , hot dog , dignity , venn diagram , food Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Where does knowledge of bankruptcy come from
Graph by: Psycho5275 Tagged: advertising , bankruptcy , game shows , knowledge , research , TV , wheel of fortune Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Just Face It
Graph by: Unknown Tagged: best of week , flow chart , Okay , okay face , problems Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » the school course paradox
Graph by: Unknown Tagged: boring , classes , course , difficult , easy , interesting , look , looking , open , paradox , school , spot , terrible , transcript , venn diagram Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Where trolls really live
Where trolls really live Graph by: bbozic Tagged: bridges , mothers , the internet , trolls Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » But; People Use Them Wrong
Graph by: jellidoenut Tagged: ; , colons , grammar , Pie Chart , semi-colons , smarter , spelling Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » 10 Songs in Graph Form
A collection of 10 graphed songs for your listening… I mean, viewing pleasure. Comes with some bonus tracks at the end! Graph by: Tagged: Songs , Music , list Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » How I Know the Geography of Europe
Graph by: justAwatermelon Tagged: europe , total war , graphs , funny , Maps Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Love You Too, Turd Burglar
Graph by: Kid.Congo Tagged: humor , insult , Pie Chart , relationships , rude Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Challenges of being a radiology tech
Graph by: Unknown Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Time Spent Outside in the Snow by Age
LoL by: Unknown Tagged: age , outside , snow , winter Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Classic: So Good, So Good, So Good!
Graph by: TheDonutMaster Tagged: lyrics , Pie Chart , Songs , sweet caroline Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » When will I reach position No.1 on Dells Customer Service Phoneline
Graph by: gemsie Tagged: call center , customer service , Dell , hang up , phone calls Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Always When You Haven't Saved For Three Hours
Graph by: Unknown Tagged: computer , crash , homework , saved Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Which Really Came First?
Submitted by: Unknown Tagged: chicken , which came first , egg , science , Video Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Forever Unemployed
Graph by: daveosaurus Tagged: job , hunting , funny , unemployed Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Shrinking Real Estate and Rising Responsibility
Submitted by: Unknown Tagged: desk , server , paper Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » The Mircowave Problem
Graph by: Unknown Tagged: Popcorn , food , microwave Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Your Mom's Mouth…
Graph by: Unknown Tagged: innuendo , Pie Chart , sexual , teenagers , your mom Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » All Legal as Far as I Know
Graph by: markot9 Tagged: Oprah Winfrey , Lance Armstrong , performance enhancers , Pie Chart Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » I Use It To Make My Own Fursona
Graph by: Unknown Tagged: elder scrolls , furries , khajiit , Skyrim , video games Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Usefulness of Vuvuzela after the world cup.
Usefulness of Vuvuzela after the world cup Graph by: arthur.154 Tagged: beer , soccer , vuvuzelas , world cup Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » The TSA Makes So Much Sense
Graph by: swolfearch (via SW Specific Thought) Tagged: plane , items , TSA Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Colorblind Friendly?
LoL by: colburbe Tagged: color , friend , good , graphjam , graphs Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Nine Layer Density Tower
Source: Youtube Graph by: (via I Love Charts) Tagged: density , awesome , liquids , tower , layers Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Mars Has Tall Mountans
Submitted by: Unknown Tagged: mountains , science , mount everest , olympus mons , Mars Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » At Least It's Not on the Floor
Graph by: TraNE577 Tagged: pants , pee joke , peeing on the floor , Pie Chart , urinal Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Even Right Now
Graph by: (via Sleepdraw) Tagged: spiders , arachnophobia , Pie Chart Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Sorry, It Needs to Be More Prettier
Graph by: obsidianz Tagged: art class , creativity , Pie Chart , school , teachers Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Walter White is Not Know For His Optimism
Submitted by: Unknown Tagged: breaking bad , television Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » The Infinite Loop
Graph by: Unknown Tagged: loop , love life , flow chart Share on Facebook [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Man who posted on social media that he can't wait to drive his truck through a crowd of Trump protesters: "I'm being made into a horrible person over a joke that was just meant to ruffle some feathers" [Dumbass]
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Fark.com RSS » Spies (not) Like Us [Awkward]
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Fark.com RSS » Four U.S. servicemen assigned to Vice President Pence's protection detail have been removed because they brought women back to their Panama hotel. Who do they think they are, the Secret Service? [Facepalm]
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Fark.com RSS » Girl Scouts accuse Boy Scouts of trying to undercut their organization through a "covert campaign to recruit girls." That, and give them cooties [Interesting]
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Fark.com RSS » While the debate rages over what to do with Confederate monuments, there's one person still collecting a Civil War pension to this very day [Weird]
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Fark.com RSS » Bad news, fellow Farkers: None of us qualify for the Chinese military [Amusing]
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Fark.com RSS » Not News: Two black men post a picture of themselves with luxury shopping bags on a bench in Italy. News: Picture goes viral, Italians rail about "lazy immigrants mooching off of the state." Fark: Said men are Samuel L Jackson and Magic Johns
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Fark.com RSS » Thanks to climate change, a tanker was able to sail through the Arctic without an icebreaker for the first time – 30% quicker than via the southern route, saving fuel and reducing its carbon footprint in the process, helping to counter climate change
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Fark.com RSS » If you thought that the latest crossword puzzle in the Boise Weekly was impossible, you're not alone [Fail]
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Fark.com RSS » Aetna notifies 12,000 patients by mail that their HIV medication are going to be changed. Fark: With the letters "HIV" visible from the envelope window. Remember folks, it's spelled HIPAA, not HIPPO [Fail]
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Fark.com RSS » Headline "Even the dumbest Us Weekly headlines look great in New Yorker font". Submitted in Comic Sans MS [Stupid]
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Fark.com RSS » Newark unveils roving 'job mobile' to match residents with new companies, disappoint people who read the sign too quickly [Unlikely]
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Fark.com RSS » This is why standing outside to film a lightning storm is a dicey proposition [Scary]
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Fark.com RSS » 71-year-old woman is considerate enough to leave her dashcam running while she goes out for a round of drunk driving [Fail]
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Futility Closet » Law and Ordure
Image: Flickr Chicago artist Jerzy Kenar put up this bronze statue in front of his East Village home as a gentle reminder: “I hoped it would motivate dog owners to pick up after their pets.” When the water’s running it looks even more realistic than this. But both mayor Richard M. Daley and Father Michael Pfleger, pastor of St. Sabina Church, … [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Starting Monday free range organic tofu nuggets at Whole Foodazon.com will be dropping from $15.99lb to $15.97 [Cool]
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Fark.com RSS » Court rules Facebook friends aren't real friends. Tom from Myspace still wants to be your BFF though [Interesting]
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Fark.com RSS » If Mexico is going to pay for the border wall, why is Trump threatening to shut down the government if Congress won't fund it? [Amusing]
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Fark.com RSS » KFC's new Virtual Reality training tool is pure nightmare fuel [Scary]
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Fark.com RSS » Photoshop this marble musician [Photoshop]
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