Odds and sods I look at regularly, just because they amuse me. I hope they do the same for you. Incidentally, I found this page’s title on Greg Ross’s Futility Closet (it’s somewhere on this page) in a mini-article which also includes the delightful sentence in Icelandic: Barbara Ara bar Ara araba bara rabbabara. Ross points out that this, “besides being fun to say, is spelled with only three letters. It means “Barbara, daughter of Ari, brought only rhubarb to Ari the Arab.”
Fark.com RSS » Richmond police warn McDonald's renovations could cause prostitution shift [Strange]
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Fark.com RSS » And because people have to double down on being reprehensible, Susan Bro, the mother of Heather Heyer, has been receiving death threats for speaking out [Sick]
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Fark.com RSS » ߷📲 [Stupid]
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Fark.com RSS » When traveling to Oregon for your eclipse viewing, please keep in mind the strange laws and customs of the locals, such as not smoking pot in public [Interesting]
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Fark.com RSS » Look for shadow bands before and after the total eclipse. Also Subby's Total Eclipse Shadow Band will be performing that day [Cool]
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Fark.com RSS » Topeka gorilla finally gives a shiat [Cool]
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Fark.com RSS » Judge avoids conviction for DUI, (BAC .188) because reasons, will stay on bench [Asinine]
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Fark.com RSS » Fark-ready headline: Man 'tied his penis to shotgun and then shot himself in the head' [Scary]
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Fark.com RSS » Photoshop this empty office [Photoshop]
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Fark.com RSS » Alaska discovers their political party application accepts emojis, and that they now have an officially registered party named "Everybody Poops and We Can Prove It" 💩 [Amusing]
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Fark.com RSS » Car's got a lot of pickup [Scary]
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Fark.com RSS » New Confederate monument set to be unveiled in Crenshaw County, AL. Because remembering unknown Confederate soldiers who never came home from Civil War belongs next to RV park belonging to man who owns the monument [Asinine]
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Futility Closet » Outreach
Image: Flickr Church signs, collected by Steve and Pam Paulson for Church Signs Across America, 2006: BE AS GOOD A PERSON AS YOUR PET BELIEVES YOU ARE
THE EASTER BUNNY DIDN’T RISE FROM THE DEAD
BE YOURSELF, EVERYONE ELSE IS TAKEN
DON’T GIVE UP! MOSES WAS ONCE A BASKET CASE
CH CH: WHAT’S MISSING? U R
LIFE IS CHANGE, GROWTH IS … [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Guess which Florida prison is on lockdown. Congratulations, you are correct [Florida]
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Fark.com RSS » Man's head and upper chest found in shopping cart. Police hope to make a bust [Sick]
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Fark.com RSS » Local residents moaning about noise from the sex festival being held in their town [Interesting]
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Fark.com RSS » Next week, don't be like this guy who stared at solar eclipse without special sunglasses in 1962 [Scary]
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Fark.com RSS » Rare stolen sousaphone returned to owner after being tracked down on the shadowy world of underground sousaphone black markets [Followup]
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Fark.com RSS » "When he found the pills he thought to himself 'Oh, dude pills' and took them" [Dumbass]
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Fark.com RSS » Maryland shows the country how it is done again. Dred Scott approves [Spiffy]
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Fark.com RSS » "To pull off the heist, one of the suspects drilled a hole in the ATM and filled it with gasoline, while the second suspect placed a fuse into the ATM and detonated the cash machine" [Interesting]
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Fark.com RSS » Bannon latest to pull the 'I can't be fired, I quit' maneuver [NewsFlash]
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Fark.com RSS » The eclipse is already messing up traffic in Oregon. No word on how many died crossing the river [PSA]
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Fark.com RSS » Children are becoming "violent, militarized monsters" thanks to Disney movies like The Incredibles and Toy Story 3 [Fake]
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Fark.com RSS » Why hasn't Trump tweeted about Chuck E. Cheese's plans to remove their animatronic bands? [Sad]
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Fark.com RSS » Several people stabbed in Finland. Suspect shot by police and is in custody [NewsFlash]
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Weird Universe » Manatee Alerting Device
Edmund Gerstein claims to have invented a "Manatee Alerting Device" (aka MAD) that, when attached beneath a boat, will emit a beam of sound alerting manatees to get out of the way. But it's controversial. Other researchers insist the device will just add more noise to an already noisy underwater environment. It would be like "putting a siren on every … [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Millennials are killing "it" now [Spiffy]
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Fark.com RSS » Photoshop this monster truck [Photoshop]
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Fark.com RSS » How bad is the pollution in India? Dogs are turning blue. Yes … for real [Strange]
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Weird Universe » Art Arfons and the Green Monster
Love that rocketship design!
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Fark.com RSS » One of America's favorite Nazis, Charles Manson, gets a sexy new mug shot. Trump will comment after he's spent a few days investigating whether Manson is a good Nazi or a bad Nazi [Sick]
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Fark.com RSS » Everyone will be paying attention to the solar eclipse next week. Except for the Navajos who will be quietly fasting indoors so as not to gawk at this unholy celestial union of lust between the Sun and the Moon [Interesting]
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GraphJam » So Bloated
Graph by: reasonuser Tagged: Awkward , farts , Pie Chart , relationships Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Who Needs a Job?
Graph by: wefallandwefly Tagged: graduation , internet , Pie Chart , school Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Steering Wheel Hand Positions
Quantifying Everything For Great Justice Graph by: Unknown Tagged: driving , hands , Memes , steering wheel Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Odds that my Roommate Will be Going at it with Her Boyfriend
LoL by: schmuel25 Tagged: boyfriend , relationships , roommate Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Screw This, Van Gogh Lived With One I Can Live With None
Graph by: wgbishop Tagged: anime , ears , Pie Chart , kanon Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Uncool Man
Graph by: (via Coolness Graphed) Tagged: Bar Graph , gross , lettuce , teeth , uncool Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Click Here! You Just Won a Free Virus!
Graph by: Unknown Tagged: annoying , blame , computer , parents , Pie Chart , problems Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Escaping criminal is likely to stop if…
Graph by: Magisterz Tagged: back , Bar Graph , criminal , escaping , foot , near , shoot , shouing , stop Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Cable TV
LoL by: Nothere227 Tagged: basic , cable , channels , pay , TV , watch Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Maybe Clean Your Floor Once in a While
Graph by: S.P.A-Bits (via Bite) Tagged: anatomy , feet , gross Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » FACT: Cupcakes Prevent Suicide
Graph by: Unknown Tagged: Bar Graph , cupcake , Death , nom , snack , stats to prove anything Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Welcome to the School of Hard Knocks
Graph by: Unknown Tagged: pregnancy , learn , necessity , health , female Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » For Me It's Only the Blue. That's Why I'm Forever Alone
Graph by: daorangemoose Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Why Am I Out of Repel?!
Pokémemes: Gotta Catch 'Em LOL Graph by: GothicPretzel Tagged: Pie Chart , Pokémon , video games , wild Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » You're Just in This For the Food, Aren't You?
Graph by: Unknown Tagged: pets , food , dogs , Pie Chart Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » It Can Wait
Graph by: hahamaster33 Tagged: homework , school , flowchart Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Chances of being called Gay
LoL by: nms Tagged: gay , video game Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » They're Just Not Flattering
Graph by: _Do_Not_Want_ Tagged: flattering , hipsters , obese , Pie Chart , skinny jeans Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Middle Seats Are Like Ghost Towns
Graph by: Ben Tagged: car , ghost town , infographic , middle east , minivan , parents , seat Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » I Liked the Brief Moment Featuring Hawkeye
Prrow! Graph by: ladymsm Tagged: Bar Graph , hot , men , shirtless , Thor Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » All the Cool Kids Are Getting Them
Graph by: markot9 Tagged: christmas , toys , kids , unsafe , Pie Chart Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Images Drawn in a Fogged Window
LoL by: TheAtarian1 Tagged: body , drawings , name , phone number , windows Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » In Their Defense, You Can Stream Firefly
Graph by: bert3GS Tagged: movies , netflix , television , venn diagram Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » I Don't Know Why I Bother
Graph by: kittycomeplay123 Tagged: shuffle , ipod , Pie Chart Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Three Inches of Heaven
Graph by: ryan12qwer34 Tagged: contents , mattress , memory foam Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Replotted: Zooey Deschanel Has Ruined Siri for Everyone
Graph by: Jack Nezbet Tagged: facebook , iphone , Pie Chart , replotted , siri , storms , Zoey Deschanel Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Whatever You Do, Rock On
Graph by: AliceOpal (via 2.bp.blogspot.com) Tagged: guide , moves , proper , rocking Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Other People's Responses to the fact that I am a Computer Science Major
Graph by: lucyrickyalex Tagged: college , computer , computer science , fix , good , major , numbers , Pie Chart , repsonses , university Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Thank You, Internet
Graph by: Unknown Tagged: school , answer , internet , google , Pie Chart Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Uses of Google
LoL by: JayThwack Tagged: google , internet , technology Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Frustration
Graph by: Unknown Tagged: cleaning , frustrations , Pie Chart Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Daily Deviations on deviantArt
LoL by: Unknown Tagged: art , au natural , deviantart , internet Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Responses I get at McDonalds When I ask customers if they want 'crispy' or 'grilled' chicken
Graph by: DogDayAfternoon Tagged: chicken , crispy , customers , fried , Grilled , McDonald's , Pie Chart Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Why I love having my own office
Graph by: BirchSaws Tagged: co-workers , desk , eat , fart , internet , Music , Office , online Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Ehhh Macarena
Graph by: Unknown Tagged: Music , lyrics , Macarena , Pie Chart Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Finally We Can Know for Sure
Graph by: the.punisher (via Wikipedia) Tagged: relationship , Line Graph , rule , dating Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » It's the End of the World as We Know It
Graph by: S.P.A-Bits (via Bite) Tagged: apocalypse , Bar Graph , end of the world as we kn , Music , REM Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Don't Make Her Angry… Wait, Nevermind
Graph by: Unknown Tagged: angry , emotions , kristan stewart , Pie Chart , twilight Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Don't Tell Me You Wouldn't
Graph by: buckles_b (via Bite) Tagged: butt sniffing , dogs , flow chart , wtf Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Do ALL the Studying?!
The bane of my existence. Graph by: chelsea_fc Tagged: university , uni , students , school , internet , facebook , procrastination Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » There's Got to Be a Better Way
Graph by: jakester88 Tagged: drinking , bear grylls , water , flowchart , better drink my own piss Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Dog Breed Infographic
Graph by: (via infographicjournal.com) Tagged: breed , dogs , infographic Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Working Late? You Betcha!
Graph by: kabigon42 Tagged: Bar Graph , friends , working Share on Facebook [Link]
GraphJam » Guess I Have to Make Banana Bread Now
Graph by: Unknown Tagged: pie charts , bananas , graphs , funny Share on Facebook [Link]
Fark.com RSS » This *isn't* how you protest confederate statues [Fail]
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Fark.com RSS » Hey, I'm taxiing here [Fail]
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Futility Closet » Welcome Wagon
Image: Wikimedia Commons In 1941, the German infantry found that its 3.7 cm Pak 36 anti-tank gun was practically useless against Soviet T-34 tanks — the Pak could only announce its presence by bouncing rounds harmlessly off the tank’s rugged armor. Accordingly the Germans nicknamed it Heeresanklopfgerät — literally, “army door-knocking device.” [Link]
Fark.com RSS » "We must ban open carry" [Murica]
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Fark.com RSS » Jefferson Davis tarred and feathered. Check that. Jefferson Davis Memorial Highway monument tarred and feathered. In Arizona. Because subby still had some sanity left, and that could not be allowed to continue [Weird]
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Fark.com RSS » This guy? Well, yes he is a Farker [Obvious]
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Fark.com RSS » How to make fun of Nazis [PSA]
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Fark.com RSS » Elementary school teacher accused of letting students do LSD at her home, which had the most awesome skylight to another world, dude [Dumbass]
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Fark.com RSS » Nazis in Arizona go one step too far [Sick]
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Fark.com RSS » Arizona woman decorates Confederate monument [Amusing]
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Fark.com RSS » Car thief plummets to his death from crane, which means he wasn't a very good car thief. Subby rarely sees cars parked on cranes [Dumbass]
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Fark.com RSS » The New 'Call Of Duty' will penalize players for shooting Nazis who are actually very fine people [Satire]
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Futility Closet » Unquote
“Though he might be more humble, there’s no p’lice like Holmes.” — E.W. Hornung [Link]
Fark.com RSS » NYC court worker earning $166K fired after butt-dialing a reporter and inadvertently saying "I barely show up to work" [Dumbass]
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Fark.com RSS » Photoshop Theme: time travelers caught on camera (past or present) [Photoshop]
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