John Gordon Ross

A Man for All Reasons

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Whittle It a Little, It’ll Fit

Odds and sods I look at regularly, just because they amuse me. I hope they do the same for you. Incidentally, I found this page’s title on Greg Ross’s Futility Closet (it’s somewhere on this page) in a mini-article which also includes the delightful sentence in Icelandic: Barbara Ara bar Ara araba bara rabbabara. Ross points out that this, “besides being fun to say, is spelled with only three letters. It means “Barbara, daughter of Ari, brought only rhubarb to Ari the Arab.”

Fark.com RSS » Ever found stuff in your new home left there by past tenants? Newspapers? Old pictures? Ok. How about snakes? [Scary]

Saturday 5 August 23:40:00 UTC 2017

Scary [link] [99 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » "Dear NASA, I would like to apply for the position of Planetary Protection Officer. I think I would be fit for the job. One of the reasons is my sister says I am an alien. Also, I have seen almost all the space movies and alien movies I can see&#

Saturday 5 August 23:35:40 UTC 2017

Amusing [link] [26 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » "Generation X needs to save America from Millennials." Yeah, just like the Greatest Generation saved America from the Baby Boomers, right? [Unlikely]

Saturday 5 August 22:39:39 UTC 2017

Unlikely [link] [249 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » What are the downsides to the job? [Cool]

Saturday 5 August 21:13:51 UTC 2017

Cool [link] [42 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » The Associated Press' weekly roundup of fake news stories, which of course is just an attempt to divert attention from the AP's own fake news stories. You can't fool subby, AP libtards [Obvious]

Saturday 5 August 20:28:44 UTC 2017

Obvious [link] [138 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Photoshop this pyrrha… This phyrahux…. Screw it, photoshop this desert cardinal [Photoshop]

Saturday 5 August 20:00:01 UTC 2017

Photoshop [link] [30 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » What's the weirdest thing you've ever put in a safety deposit box? If it beats a dead cat, a loaf of bread and a rock, you win [Creepy]

Saturday 5 August 19:42:16 UTC 2017

Creepy [link] [78 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Aug 4th was International Beer Day. Site lists the best beers from over 100 countries. This is a day late because Drew was checking each one personally [Interesting]

Saturday 5 August 18:41:49 UTC 2017

Interesting [link] [49 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » 'Old Ironsides' is once again afloat. This is not a repeat from 1812 [Cool]

Saturday 5 August 17:42:08 UTC 2017

Cool [link] [82 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Woman buys vacant lot at city auction. Lot turns out to be a city street. City offers her full refund. Woman declines and demands full market value [Interesting]

Saturday 5 August 17:33:23 UTC 2017

Interesting [link] [168 comments] [Link]

Futility Closet » Mens Agitat Molem

Saturday 5 August 17:32:48 UTC 2017

In 2010 Jeremy Wood walked around the campus of the University of Warwick with a GPS device to “draw” a map at 1:1 scale. Altogether he covered 238 miles in 17 days. “He stayed in the Maths Houses on Gibbet Hill so the line through Tocil Wood to the Mead Gallery is exceptionally dark since it was walked so many … [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Oh…HIGH heels. Now I get the joke [Obvious]

Saturday 5 August 17:18:06 UTC 2017

Obvious [link] [33 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » If you plan on driving to a better location to see the upcoming solar eclipse, you might to leave a bit early to avoid expected traffic jams. How early? Oh, about two weeks ago [PSA]

Saturday 5 August 15:12:17 UTC 2017

PSA [link] [246 comments] [Link]

Weird Universe » Ada Leonard and Her All-Girl Orchestra

Saturday 5 August 14:25:41 UTC 2017

Wikipedia page here.
[Link]

Fark.com RSS » With the steaming pile of cinematic fail that is the new "Dark Tower" movie fresh in mind, the Saturday Morning Book Club wants to know when you think Hollywood got it right with a film adaptation [Interesting]

Saturday 5 August 14:00:00 UTC 2017

Interesting [link] [291 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Naked man horrifies McDonald's customers. Then things get weird [Dumbass]

Saturday 5 August 13:55:01 UTC 2017

Dumbass [link] [64 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Huge rolls of bubble wrap on the highway do not make for cushy commute [Misc]

Saturday 5 August 13:46:42 UTC 2017

Misc [link] [15 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » And to think some people have a problem with pineapple on pizza – wait until they hear about this new monstrosity [Sick]

Saturday 5 August 13:37:39 UTC 2017

Sick [link] [83 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » You used to be cool, America, but now that everyone has a tattoo, it's becoming a problem [Obvious]

Saturday 5 August 13:23:09 UTC 2017

Obvious [link] [332 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » "Can you hear me now?" [Scary]

Saturday 5 August 13:02:56 UTC 2017

Scary [link] [40 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Photoshop this former mailman and his delivery vehicle [Photoshop]

Saturday 5 August 13:00:01 UTC 2017

Photoshop [link] [16 comments] [Link]

Weird Universe » Stolen Lampposts

Saturday 5 August 12:48:00 UTC 2017

Police in Lelystad (the Netherlands) arrested a man who was driving with two stolen lampposts strapped to the top of his car. They posted the following picture to their Facebook page.

Google Translate provides the following translation of the picture's caption (and I think Google translate has been getting better lately, because this translation is fairly comprehensible):

This morning around … [Link]

Fark.com RSS » No [Obvious]

Saturday 5 August 12:30:55 UTC 2017

Obvious [link] [58 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Genie has been honored with the title of 'Cat of the Year' after comforting and caring for her 11 year old person who underwent several operations and chemotherapy while battling bone cancer. F*ck cancer, long live Caturday (and this brave gi

Saturday 5 August 12:00:00 UTC 2017

Caturday [link] [585 comments] [Link]

GraphJam » Does Anyone Look Good in Jeggings?

Saturday 5 August 10:36:26 UTC 2017

clothes fashion pants people venn diagram - 4630227200 Graph by: Tagged: clothes , fashion , pants , people , venn diagram Share on Facebook [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Capri pants deemed inappropriate teacher's attire because DAT ANKLE [Stupid]

Saturday 5 August 9:42:33 UTC 2017

Stupid [link] [120 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Rep. Tom McClintock (R-Wrong) lays the blame for massive wildfire where it belongs: Environmentalists [Followup]

Saturday 5 August 8:22:40 UTC 2017

Followup [link] [59 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Dating a curvy woman does not make you a nice guy or a hero [PSA]

Saturday 5 August 6:10:43 UTC 2017

PSA [link] [236 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Need some new transportation and think cars, trucks, and bikes are too mundane? How about a dirigible [Spiffy]

Saturday 5 August 5:52:23 UTC 2017

Spiffy [link] [42 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » How bad is the air quality in central British Columbia thanks to the wildfires? Kamloops scores an Air Quality Health Index of 49… on a scale of 1 to 10 [Scary]

Saturday 5 August 4:37:41 UTC 2017

Scary [link] [60 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » "Wrong turn" kills Grand Canyon hiker. Yeah, you don't want to take a wrong turn in the Grand Canyon [Sad]

Saturday 5 August 4:02:34 UTC 2017

Sad [link] [106 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » A pastor, a state trooper and a convicted sex offender walk into a police station…because they were some of the more than 1,000 people arrested this month as part of a nationwide sex-trafficking sting [Spiffy]

Saturday 5 August 2:50:05 UTC 2017

Spiffy [link] [105 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Okay, first question: how did he get them on top of his car? [Unlikely]

Saturday 5 August 2:43:14 UTC 2017

Unlikely [link] [48 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » There were two Martin Shkrelis who appeared in the same courtroom before the same judge this week and both were convicted [Weird]

Saturday 5 August 1:50:05 UTC 2017

Weird [link] [26 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Perhaps leading the police on a 120mph chase is not the best decision when driving a Volkswagen Scirocco [Dumbass]

Saturday 5 August 0:50:05 UTC 2017

Dumbass [link] [85 comments] [Link]

Futility Closet » United Nations

Saturday 5 August 0:30:21 UTC 2017

In August 1805, Lewis and Clark encountered a band of Shoshone Indians led by Chief Cameahwait. In order for Lewis to communicate with Cameahwait, the group had to speak four languages: Lewis spoke English to Private Francois Labiche, who spoke French to interpreter Toussaint Charbonneau, who spoke Hidatsa to his Shoshone wife Sacagawea, who spoke Shoshone to Chief Cameahwait. Cameahwait’s … [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Japanese chicken take-out chain offers a variety of different sauce flavors like soy, BBQ, ranch dressing, human sweat, honey muWAIT WHAT? [Weird]

Saturday 5 August 0:01:15 UTC 2017

Weird [link] [72 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » PS Battle: What's he so interested in? [Photoshop]

Saturday 5 August 0:00:01 UTC 2017

Photoshop [link] [22 comments] [Link]

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