Odds and sods I look at regularly, just because they amuse me. I hope they do the same for you. Incidentally, I found this page’s title on Greg Ross’s Futility Closet (it’s somewhere on this page) in a mini-article which also includes the delightful sentence in Icelandic: Barbara Ara bar Ara araba bara rabbabara. Ross points out that this, “besides being fun to say, is spelled with only three letters. It means “Barbara, daughter of Ari, brought only rhubarb to Ari the Arab.”
Fark.com RSS » Russian propaganda posted on parody website becomes lead story on Fox News. Here's how it happened. Of course, the Sun is there too. No word on how it'll eventually end up greenlit on Fark, but subby has a pretty good idea [Fake]
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Fark.com RSS » Old and busted: Teasing cats with laser pointers. New Hotness: Teasing Jumping Spiders with lasers. And they have telescopes for eyes [Cool]
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Fark.com RSS » I dub thee "Waterslide Jesus" [Cool]
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Fark.com RSS » Police looking for sexy female robber who's been drugging and robbing men she meets in L.A. nightclubs [Scary]
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Futility Closet » Undone
“Erasing Hands,” by Malaysian illustrator Tang Yau Hoong. What happens next? [Link]
Fark.com RSS » "Police said the man got up to get ready at about 5:30 a.m. Monday and found his neighbor in his bedroom, in nothing but his birthday suit." Difficulty: Utah [Creepy]
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Fark.com RSS » Man calls his brother from the grave after being buried alive by the Russian mafia. I don't know who his mobile provider is but that would make one hell of a commercial [Scary]
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Fark.com RSS » Good news for amoral people: Blood Diamonds are back [Murica]
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Fark.com RSS » Woman behind bars after her 5 AM booty call goes bad [Florida]
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Fark.com RSS » 32 mobsters indicted for trafficking 10,000 pounds of stolen chocolate [Amusing]
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Fark.com RSS » Florida (naturally) woman gives birth to toddler [Florida]
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Fark.com RSS » "That's not a small amount of cocaine" [Interesting]
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Fark.com RSS » Scientists analyze Bourbon Street puddle water. No surprises here [Interesting]
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Fark.com RSS » Boston to the rest of the U.S. cities: Suuuuucccckkk iiiiiiit (especially you, NY) [Cool]
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Fark.com RSS » Double Plus Weak: TBS Decides the 'T' word has to go, now we're looking back and it's gone [Fail]
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Fark.com RSS » Photoshop this gargoyle [Photoshop]
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Fark.com RSS » 150 pounds of meth found in popcorn boxes at border. Police tipped off when they realized 'Orville Reddentweaker' wasn't a real brand [Misc]
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Fark.com RSS » New York subway bans dogs unless they fit in a bag. Riders: Challenge accepted [Amusing]
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Fark.com RSS » Alexa, please disclose my private conversation with my wife to our insurance agent [Strange]
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Fark.com RSS » Want to know how broken the news cycle is? Step away from social media ..far away [Interesting]
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Fark.com RSS » I could be wrong but I don't think removing a wrench from a swollen penis is something that is typically taught in dental school [Strange]
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Fark.com RSS » If you retain anything from this article let it be the brutally metal band name Hanoi Rat Massacre [Interesting]
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Fark.com RSS » The title of nation's best bacon goes to Vande Rose Farms for their artisan brown sugar-cured Applewood smoked bacon [Murica]
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Fark.com RSS » TSA reminds air travellers: 40mm grenades are not allowed in carry-on bags. Or checked bags for that matter [Dumbass]
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Fark.com RSS » DC's Union Pub, which apparently is trying to kill its patrons, is offering a free round of drinks on the house tomorrow every time Trump tweets about Comey tomorrow from 9:30 am to 4pm [Murica]
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Fark.com RSS » "I've learned over decades of building that a deadline is a potent tool for problem-solving." -Adam Savage. So if you're short on time, break out the duct tape and C4 because THIS is your Fark Writer's thread, deadline approaching
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Fark.com RSS » Florida deputies fired more than fifty rounds at motorcyclist, demonstrating the tactical importance of More Dakka in law enforcement [Florida]
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Fark.com RSS » While you're waiting for FedEx to bring your last Amazon shipment you don't remember ordering, take the Fark Weird News Quiz, week of 5/28/17-6/3/17 [Amusing]
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Fark.com RSS » Ever wake up the morning after partying, and look at the bar tab asking "What was I thinking?" [Followup]
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Fark.com RSS » So what's the record for number of times arrested for drinking and driving within 3 hours? [Dumbass]
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Overheard In The Office » I'm Sure That's Why
Suit: It's hard for me to put myself in other people's shoes because I'm so awesome. Des Moines, Iowa Overheard by: coolerthanme [Link]
Fark.com RSS » $234,763 embezzled from car wash. Police were alerted by a realtor after the suspect tried to buy a house with 939,052 quarters [Fail]
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Fark.com RSS » News: Buffalo Bills rookie takes an Uber to training camp in Buffalo. Fark: From Chicago [Spiffy]
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Fark.com RSS » Military flight from Myanmar, also known as Burma, is missing after taking off from Myeik, also known as Mergui, and heading towards Dawei, also known as Tavoy. Investigators now looking for the plane, also known as a heap of smoking wreckage [Sad]
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Futility Closet » Island Cats
Image: Wikimedia Commons In 1914, the rim of the New Zealand volcano Whakaari collapsed, burying a sulfur mining operation and killing 10 men. “Remarkably, there was one survivor: the camp cat, Peter the Great,” notes Sarah Lowe in New Zealand Geographic. “The cat returned to Whakatane, perhaps with one life less, but with unimpaired virility: many Whakatane cat owners trace their … [Link]
Fark.com RSS » ♬ ♬ I told the Mozambique witch doctor targeting bald people isn't nice. And then the witch doctor, he game me this advice: Ooo eee, ooo ah ah ting tang walla walla, bang bang, ooo eee, ooo ah ah ting tang walla walla, bang bang ϗ
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Fark.com RSS » United Airlines declares war on 17th century violin and possibly injures the hand of the musician that plays it. Stay classical, United [Asinine]
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Fark.com RSS » Leroy Johnson in critical condition after his tractor rolls over on him. No word on if he screamed his name in defiance [Scary]
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Fark.com RSS » Photoshop this curious doggie [Photoshop]
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Fark.com RSS » Morons horrified after photo of what the separated ingredients in Nutella look like goes viral [Stupid]
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Weird Universe » The Big Shave
A lot of famous directors begin their careers by making weird, experimental films. For instance, there's the case of Martin Scorsese and his odd, six-minute film The Big Shave that he made in 1967. It had an alternative title, Viet '67, because it was apparently a metaphor for the war in Vietnam, even though the entire film involves a guy … [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Trump has found someone who will pledge him full loyalty in exchange for leading the FBI [News]
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Fark.com RSS » Japan combines 2 of Fark's favorite things: cats and breasts. It they could include beer, Drew would emigrate [Silly]
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Fark.com RSS » How hot is it in Phoenix? So hot it's causing car windows to shatter [Scary]
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Fark.com RSS » "Welcome to Walmart, with do-it-yourself dentistry now available" [Sick]
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Fark.com RSS » Rescuers save man wedged in Denali National Park. Geez how fat WAS this guy? [Cool]
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Weird Universe » Safe, Sane and Single
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Fark.com RSS » Bodyslam Greg files for a two-week continuance in his assault case. We could get the cheery prospect of a sitting Congressman on trial for tackling and punching a reporter. Is this a great country or what? [Murica]
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Fark.com RSS » Mass shooting reported (spins wheel) inside Iran parliament [Scary]
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Fark.com RSS » Just marvel at the incredible detail and lifelike features… *rolls eyes* [Fail]
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Fark.com RSS » Not news: DUI driver hits sign, small tree, keeps going. News: School Bus driver. DIAF: With 12 kids on board [Scary]
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Fark.com RSS » When you crash through the emergency room window, you receive instant service [Amusing]
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Fark.com RSS » Yes. Well, when I see 5 weirdos dressed in togas stabbing the President in the middle of the park in full view of 100 people, I shoot the bastards. That's *my* policy [Amusing]
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Fark.com RSS » Suspect caught stuffing 15 quarts of motor oil down his pants. Fry wanted for questioning [Florida]
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Fark.com RSS » Three wounded in Cocoa shooting. Apparently, they were cuckoo for Cocoa guns [Florida]
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Fark.com RSS » Not news: Having a kegger at your frat News: A guys coordinates an international shipment of beer from Maine to Iceland. Fark: His "kegger" is a 40-foot refrigerated shipping container that's a floating beer keg w/dozens of kinds of beer
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Fark.com RSS » Peacock escapes zoo, enters liquor store, gets smashy. That pea-dick [Asinine]
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Fark.com RSS » St. John Bosco's Brain stolen from a Catholic church. Police looking for an Igor. At least the brain wasn't in an Abby [Weird]
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Fark.com RSS » You do understand that if Trump is removed from office, we go from having a moron in charge to having a religious fanatic in charge, right? [Facepalm]
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Fark.com RSS » "Authorities" seize "Fruity Pebbles marijuana" bar, misplace punctuation guide [Spiffy]
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Fark.com RSS » Wait… there's an upcoming tick apocalypse? That sucks [Creepy]
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Fark.com RSS » Anthem Healthcare to Ohio: We're out of here – and you can thank Trump [Obvious]
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Fark.com RSS » Khashoggi dead. ZOINKS [Interesting]
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Fark.com RSS » Man choked to death in Denny's parking lot, which is odd because that usually doesn't occur until after the order arrives [Scary]
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Fark.com RSS » Photoshop this security official in a secure stance — securely [Photoshop]
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