Whittle It a Little, It’ll Fit

Odds and sods I look at regularly, just because they amuse me. I hope they do the same for you. Incidentally, I found this page’s title on Greg Ross’s Futility Closet (it’s somewhere on this page) in a mini-article which also includes the delightful sentence in Icelandic: Barbara Ara bar Ara araba bara rabbabara. Ross points out that this, “besides being fun to say, is spelled with only three letters. It means “Barbara, daughter of Ari, brought only rhubarb to Ari the Arab.”

Fark.com RSS » Hello? Yes, this is Dr. Dog [Fail]

Sunday 28 May 23:44:54 UTC 2017

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Fark.com RSS » Mugshot goodness, a gorilla impressionist, and lingerie throwing. All just a typical week in Central Pennsylvania [Amusing]

Sunday 28 May 23:22:47 UTC 2017

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Fark.com RSS » Man planning to swim 100km around the world with a tree strapped to his back. Sounds like he has a knothole in his head [Strange]

Sunday 28 May 23:22:00 UTC 2017

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Fark.com RSS » North Korea may have gotten a projectile to Japan. I'll be in my bunker [News]

Sunday 28 May 23:01:44 UTC 2017

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Fark.com RSS » The Trump family coat of arms, used prominently everywhere, cannot be used in England, because he "borrowed" it from its legitimate owners, who also owned Mar-a-Lago. Fark: He replaced "Integrity" on the crest with "Trump" [Fa

Sunday 28 May 22:15:39 UTC 2017

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Fark.com RSS » Old and busted: Beer bong challenges at college parties. New hotness: Dead dolphin dancing at college parties [Sick]

Sunday 28 May 21:55:54 UTC 2017

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Fark.com RSS » Skydiving over the Hudson River and your parachute won't open? Just let it go man [Scary]

Sunday 28 May 20:18:52 UTC 2017

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Fark.com RSS » Photoshop this Best Korea Billboard [Photoshop]

Sunday 28 May 20:00:01 UTC 2017

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Fark.com RSS » And in today's chapter of the TSA trying to make travel as miserable as possible: expanding laptop bans to all international flights [Unlikely]

Sunday 28 May 19:41:18 UTC 2017

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Fark.com RSS » Still considering a career teaching high school? [Dumbass]

Sunday 28 May 18:25:33 UTC 2017

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Fark.com RSS » Area man gets quick preview of the rest of his life after proposing to girlfriend [Misc]

Sunday 28 May 18:09:48 UTC 2017

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Fark.com RSS » Someone tried out Betsy DeVos' brain reeducating company [Creepy]

Sunday 28 May 18:09:15 UTC 2017

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Fark.com RSS » Snack Food Sunday keeps it simple this week: what's your "go to" snack when you're feeling a bit peckish? [Interesting]

Sunday 28 May 18:00:00 UTC 2017

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Fark.com RSS » Now might be a good time to move to Canada [Interesting]

Sunday 28 May 17:11:53 UTC 2017

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Weird Universe » Do Girls Get In Your Hair?

Sunday 28 May 13:36:32 UTC 2017

The Daily Tar Heel – Oct 16, 1960

Playboy – 1960 — via Hair Hall of Fame [Link]

Weird Universe » Brick: “Summer Heat”

Sunday 28 May 13:36:31 UTC 2017

"That summer heat makes me want to get down! The moonlight's making it easier for me to see/That it's time for love–or Mother Nature's playing tricks on me!""

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Fark.com RSS » Photoshop this serene scene (that's no doubt chock full of mosquitoes) [Photoshop]

Sunday 28 May 13:00:01 UTC 2017

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Fark.com RSS » CSB Sunday Morning: Perfect moments [CSB]

Sunday 28 May 13:00:00 UTC 2017

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Fark.com RSS » Radical femi-Nazi working to overturn and outlaw traditional, Biblical marriage [Florida]

Sunday 28 May 11:58:46 UTC 2017

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Fark.com RSS » Osama bin-Laden's son Hamza is trying to take over his father's business [Followup]

Sunday 28 May 10:23:45 UTC 2017

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Fark.com RSS » Trump toilet paper – be sure to wipe right [Amusing]

Sunday 28 May 9:14:45 UTC 2017

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Fark.com RSS » What do you do with a small dead gray whale, what do you do with a small dead gray whale, what do you do with a small dead gray whale early in the morning? [Strange]

Sunday 28 May 8:34:32 UTC 2017

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GraphJam » Getting Ready to Pop the Question? Probably Not, But This Is Still Interesting

Sunday 28 May 7:25:41 UTC 2017

Engagement Ring Guide Infograph Graph by: daisyjones.jones.1 Share on Facebook [Link]

GraphJam » Untitled

Sunday 28 May 7:25:40 UTC 2017

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GraphJam » Standard Drink Overpour %

Sunday 28 May 7:25:39 UTC 2017

Standard Drink Overpour % 11.9 9.9 12.1 Graph by: Unknown Share on Facebook [Link]

GraphJam » CLOWN VISIT AWESOMENESS & YOUR AGE

Sunday 28 May 7:25:38 UTC 2017

CLOWN VISIT AWESOMENESS & YOUR AGE Graph by: Terry_Ward Share on Facebook [Link]

GraphJam » Politial Posts on Facebook

Sunday 28 May 7:25:37 UTC 2017

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GraphJam » Amount of information in math textbook Amount tought Amount Expected to be known

Sunday 28 May 7:25:36 UTC 2017

Amount of information in math textbook Amount tought Amount Expected to be known Graph by: Unknown Share on Facebook [Link]

GraphJam » How Often I do Laundry

Sunday 28 May 7:25:35 UTC 2017

How Often I do Laundry 8 8 0 Graph by: Unknown Share on Facebook [Link]

GraphJam » Why People take samples at Costco

Sunday 28 May 7:25:34 UTC 2017

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Sunday 28 May 7:25:33 UTC 2017

Shapeshifter The difference between a werewolf and a shapeshifter Transforms under the full moon Has no control over themselves Does NOT look cuddly Werewolf Transforms whenever it wants Has control over themselves Sometimes looks cuddly (depending on the animal) See the difference? A.K.A. an animagus Sirius Black Remus Lupin Graph by: InuyashaGirl13 Share on Facebook [Link]

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Sunday 28 May 7:25:32 UTC 2017

what i want what i have food in my house what is permanently frozen in my freezer Graph by: Share on Facebook [Link]

GraphJam » Early Morning Anger

Sunday 28 May 7:25:31 UTC 2017

When The Alarm Goes Off Graph by: DramaQueenAmby Share on Facebook [Link]

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Sunday 28 May 7:25:30 UTC 2017

Reason To Buy iMac Graph by: cheezyummy Share on Facebook [Link]

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Sunday 28 May 7:25:29 UTC 2017

Uses for a Snuggie Graph by: Share on Facebook [Link]

GraphJam » Oh the Blue Moon…

Sunday 28 May 7:25:27 UTC 2017

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GraphJam » What Men remember from a romance movie

Sunday 28 May 7:25:26 UTC 2017

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GraphJam » Math Is Love

Sunday 28 May 7:25:25 UTC 2017

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GraphJam » Meat Info

Sunday 28 May 7:25:24 UTC 2017

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GraphJam » What Kids Learn from "Finding Nemo"

Sunday 28 May 7:25:23 UTC 2017

What Kids Learn from Graph by: Unknown Share on Facebook [Link]

GraphJam » Why Do I Go To the McDonalds

Sunday 28 May 7:25:22 UTC 2017

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GraphJam » What You Do Here at Initech

Sunday 28 May 7:25:21 UTC 2017

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GraphJam » WHAT WE THINK OF COCKROACHES

Sunday 28 May 7:25:20 UTC 2017

WHAT WE THINK OF COCKROACHES Graph by: Aezira Share on Facebook [Link]

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Sunday 28 May 7:25:19 UTC 2017

What we do on partys Graph by: Unknown Share on Facebook [Link]

GraphJam » European Cars

Sunday 28 May 7:25:18 UTC 2017

European Cars Graph by: Frankthefox Share on Facebook [Link]

GraphJam » Talking to girls

Sunday 28 May 7:25:17 UTC 2017

What I said What I meant to say Talking to girls What I meant What she heard Graph by: Unknown Share on Facebook [Link]

GraphJam » Time allocation in the shower

Sunday 28 May 7:25:16 UTC 2017

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GraphJam » Ways I wish to recieve information

Sunday 28 May 7:25:15 UTC 2017

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GraphJam » Silence is golden. Invest in gold.

Sunday 28 May 7:25:14 UTC 2017

Times you give me Graph by: dosboof Share on Facebook [Link]

GraphJam » Popularity of Things With "Twilight" in Their Names

Sunday 28 May 7:25:13 UTC 2017

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Sunday 28 May 7:25:12 UTC 2017

Cheezburger Image 4311177728 Graph by: lilshadowhunter Share on Facebook [Link]

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Sunday 28 May 7:25:11 UTC 2017

The Cheesy Poof Principle Graph by: dharcat Share on Facebook [Link]

GraphJam » History Channel Content

Sunday 28 May 7:25:10 UTC 2017

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GraphJam » Time Spent On Netflix [ for Netbook Or Small Screen Users ]

Sunday 28 May 7:25:09 UTC 2017

Time Spent On Netflix [ for Netbook Or Small Screen Users ] Graph by: Unknown Share on Facebook [Link]

GraphJam » Windows Attempts at Estimating Time

Sunday 28 May 7:25:08 UTC 2017

Windows Attempts at Estimating Time Graph by: matt2313 Share on Facebook [Link]

GraphJam » WOW… just wow

Sunday 28 May 7:25:07 UTC 2017

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GraphJam » Overpouring in Different Situations

Sunday 28 May 7:25:06 UTC 2017

Overpouring in Different Situations 11.9% 9.2% 12.1% Source: Walker, D., Smarandescu, L. and Wansink, B. (2013). Half Full or Empty: Cues That Lead Wine Drinkers to Unintentionally Overpour. Substances Use and Misuse. 49 (3): 295-302. (DOI: 10.3109/10826084.2013.832327). Graph by: Unknown Share on Facebook [Link]

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Sunday 28 May 7:25:05 UTC 2017

Talking on the phone: Graph by: NinjaKenz624 Share on Facebook [Link]

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Sunday 28 May 7:25:04 UTC 2017

Reasons Not To Have Kids Graph by: aalguire Share on Facebook [Link]

GraphJam » Why my school is half a million in debt

Sunday 28 May 7:25:03 UTC 2017

Why my school is half a million in debt or budget breakdown fail Sadly, this is a true story... Graph by: Red15nukes Share on Facebook [Link]

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Sunday 28 May 7:25:02 UTC 2017

When I give twighlight fans my long prepaired monolog on why its crap summerising the failed symbolism, antifeminism, lack of well rounded charichters and poor plot my school librarian Graph by: YCH3000 Share on Facebook [Link]

GraphJam » Untitled

Sunday 28 May 7:25:01 UTC 2017

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GraphJam » Where you never put baby Dirty Dancing Where baby can be

Sunday 28 May 7:25:00 UTC 2017

Where you never put baby Dirty Dancing Where baby can be Graph by: coolmandan03 Share on Facebook [Link]

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Sunday 28 May 7:24:59 UTC 2017

Guy Friends Guys who will sleep with you Heterosexual Friendships Graph by: Unknown Share on Facebook [Link]

GraphJam » Actual uses of a Blackberry

Sunday 28 May 7:24:58 UTC 2017

Actual uses of a Blackberry Graph by: kevinc69 Share on Facebook [Link]

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Sunday 28 May 7:24:57 UTC 2017

WHAT I CAN'T Graph by: Unknown Share on Facebook [Link]

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Sunday 28 May 7:24:53 UTC 2017

Cheezburger Image 4407536640 Graph by: The-Masked-Mango Share on Facebook [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Coming up at the top of the hour it's the Memorial Day weekend edition of Livingston Stapler Company Presents. Join us for two hours of music hosted live by a farker in Juneau, Alaska (9PM AKDT/10PM PDT) [Live]

Sunday 28 May 4:57:12 UTC 2017

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Fark.com RSS » Some of you are celebrating the wrong thing this weekend [Hero]

Sunday 28 May 1:47:06 UTC 2017

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Fark.com RSS » She travels alone, across the country, in an RV, on a mission to save lives. She pays drug addicts to get IUDs, tubal ligations, and vasectomies [Hero]

Sunday 28 May 1:25:17 UTC 2017

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Fark.com RSS » Mother of the year found in Walmart parking lot [Dumbass]

Sunday 28 May 0:56:28 UTC 2017

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Fark.com RSS » HEROES [Hero]

Sunday 28 May 0:50:27 UTC 2017

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Fark.com RSS » "Doctor offices are dangerous, that's why I carry a gun in my purse" says woman who shot another person after dropping her purse. "See? My point exactly" [Scary]

John Gordon Ross

A Man for All Reasons