Odds and sods I look at regularly, just because they amuse me. I hope they do the same for you. Incidentally, I found this page’s title on Greg Ross’s Futility Closet (it’s somewhere on this page) in a mini-article which also includes the delightful sentence in Icelandic: Barbara Ara bar Ara araba bara rabbabara. Ross points out that this, “besides being fun to say, is spelled with only three letters. It means “Barbara, daughter of Ari, brought only rhubarb to Ari the Arab.”
Fark.com RSS » Juror dismissed from former Congresswoman Corrine Brown's fraud trial told other jurors "Holy Spirit" told him she was not guilty. God/Jesus/Holy Ghost: "Not me" [Florida]
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Fark.com RSS » Apey McApeface officially named "Alba" [Sappy]
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Fark.com RSS » Drinking and swearing woman gets in trouble on plane flight. Sorry, not sure what her Fark handle is [Silly]
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Fark.com RSS » Shark bites diver in Tacoma. That's gotta hurt [Fail]
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Fark.com RSS » DC Union Station video screens publicly streamed PornHub, which lasted for three minutes. THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID [Amusing]
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Fark.com RSS » Man attacked by giant penis. Suspect described as white, about 6ft tall, with a shaved head [Strange]
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Fark.com RSS » You know it's an epic party when there's so much marijuana smoke in the house that the police who bust it up have to take breaks outside to breathe [Fake]
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Fark.com RSS » Apparently there's some super strength coke on the streets of the UK and we shouldn't take it. Wish someone had told me that before my nose fell off [Dumbass]
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Fark.com RSS » Uber driver wanted to check out passenger's gun. Cool. Pow pow pow. Oops [Murica]
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Fark.com RSS » "I've secretly swapped other donors' sperm with my own. Let's see if anyone notices" [Creepy]
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Fark.com RSS » Student stabs her Tinder date and is spared jail time because she's British hot. With relevant pics of her in a tank top washing a boat [Stupid]
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Fark.com RSS » Photoshop this man and the supermodels [Photoshop]
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Fark.com RSS » If your best plan to go robbing involves wearing so many balaclavas you can't put your helmet on, having to put an axe between your legs while riding a scooter and gaining so much attention 4 people call the cops, maybe a change in career is in o
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Fark.com RSS » The Pentagon's inspector general is conducting a review of the incredibly secretive B-21 bomber program to try to answer such questions as IS there actually such a plane or are we spending $80 billion to paint "1"'s on all our existin
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Fark.com RSS » Beloved comic book store owner killed in robbery as 911 callers are placed on hold. Worst. 911. Call. Ever [Sad]
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Fark.com RSS » Is your hyperactive child acting out? That's a tazin' [Asinine]
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Fark.com RSS » Supreme Court decides that you can be arrested for burping [Facepalm]
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Fark.com RSS » "Hey, there's a dog on your roof." "We know, thanks." – "Hey buddy, there's a dog on your roof." "Thanks, we know." – "Yo, there's a dog on your roof." "Yes, we know, thank you." – "Hey,
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Fark.com RSS » "Here's What It's Like To Be A Queer, Polyamorous Kink Witch." Translation: PAY ATTENTION TO MEEEEEEE [Stupid]
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Fark.com RSS » My Family's Slave [Sad]
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Fark.com RSS » The perfect head for the FBI in Trump land just announced he would accept the job [Murica]
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Fark.com RSS » Cuba: Where underground arcades, secret networks and piracy are a way of life [Interesting]
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Fark.com RSS » Fark NotNewsletter: Fark is having an auction [FarkBlog]
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Fark.com RSS » And the prize for best use of 'cunning stunt' in an article goes to [Interesting]
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Fark.com RSS » Man repeatedly dials 911 demanding to be taken to his wife, who is Taylor Swift [Florida]
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Futility Closet » Leaping Lena
A stirring story emerged from eastern Europe in 1954, at the height of the Cold War: During a routine flight, a West German racing pigeon got lost in communist Czechoslovakia, and when she returned two days later, her leg bore a message addressed to Radio Free Europe: We plead with you not to slow down in the fight against communism … [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Dylann Roof family jailhouse visit videos to be released. In one, he asks his sister if her new baby is transgender. In another, he tells family members to get over his crimes… it was a year ago after all [Sick]
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Weird Universe » Long arm saves dolphin
February 1978: A dolphin named Dr. Spock who lived at Marine-World swallowed a 3-inch bolt. The animal doctors there didn't have any instruments long enough to reach into the dolphin's stomach and remove the bolt. So, hoping to avoid surgery, they called up basketball player Clifford Ray of the Golden State Warriors and asked him if he would be willing … [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Red Bull gives you wings [Sad]
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Overheard In The Office » It Clearly Works Differently For Managers
Manager: So you’re saying that evolution works different for hobos? Okay, so as hobos get further away from the equator they become more evolved. 15 LC
Iowa City, Iowa Overheard by: TheChris [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Two weeks ago I power washed my senior neighbor's sidewalk because his health has declined. Today he mowed my lawn to repay me because he was feeling "motivated." I just let him go to it even though I pay a lawn kid. His health must be up
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Fark.com RSS » Great white sharks and killer whales are at war with each other. No word on what kind of weapons they are using for the battles [Interesting]
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Fark.com RSS » Photoshop this floating house [Photoshop]
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Fark.com RSS » Move over, meggings, man bun, and guyliner. The romphim has arrived [Facepalm]
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Fark.com RSS » 'Drug-laced Sweet Tarts' [PSA]
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Fark.com RSS » Son raises cane on Mother's Day [Dumbass]
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Fark.com RSS » Who 'attempts' to neuter their dog at home? [Asinine]
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Fark.com RSS » The world's leading cyberterrorist criticizes the NSA for the ransomware attack, saying it should have notified Microsoft of the vulnerability [Ironic]
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Fark.com RSS » Yours is the nicest bedding I've ever come across [Scary]
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Weird Universe » Unauthorized Dwellings 1
The theme of people living secretly where they should not be living is a perennial one. Here is an instance from the Sixties.
Original article here. [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Woman yells at husband for watching Internet porn, so he does the only logical thing and threatens to blow his penis off with his gun. Shots fired [Weeners]
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Fark.com RSS » Even if they don't put up No Parking signs, it's never a good idea to park where road crews are repaving. Unless you live in St Louis [Facepalm]
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Fark.com RSS » Death finally delivers Moors murderer Ian Brady at the grim reapers door step. Good riddance [Cool]
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Fark.com RSS » Woman hits husband with bamboo stick, Her bail is set at; A. own recognisance, B. $1000, C. $275,000,000? [Strange]
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Fark.com RSS » Cop overdoses on drugs he randomly touched during traffic stop. Undoubtedly, this is entirely true [Unlikely]
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Fark.com RSS » Don't eat the rock candy at Grandma's meth lab [Strange]
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Fark.com RSS » Chick-fil-A goes bacon. Still not open Sunday [Interesting]
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Fark.com RSS » Injured hiker in mountainous area fears death, calls for emergency assistance. Things were going well until the hovering rescue chopper's rotors dislodged some debris above him [Ironic]
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Fark.com RSS » School administrator to parents: Get your daughter a whiter hair style or GTFO [Florida]
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Fark.com RSS » Osama Bin Laden's son eager to follow in his father's footsteps [Dumbass]
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Fark.com RSS » "There's 106 miles to Halifax, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark out, and we've got three kids in the back." "Hit it" [Dumbass]
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Fark.com RSS » If you've ever woken up with a wet pillow, it could be something more serious than a dream about Charlize Theron [Scary]
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Fark.com RSS » Sure the science used to convict you has since been debunked, but this state doesn't have a clemency process so you'll need to go ahead and serve out the full 99 years [Asinine]
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Fark.com RSS » Man carrying human head stabs store employee; woman's body found in nearby home a short time later. Police say events are connected, even if the physical evidence is not [Sick]
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Fark.com RSS » "Shoot me. Your gun does not work" is not a claim you want to be wrong about [Florida]
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Fark.com RSS » North Korea's new missile can carry 'heavy nuclear warhead' with a payload of 10 megabellyflops [Unlikely]
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Fark.com RSS » Drunk tries to break into an apartment building, but fails. Being a good Canadian, he sent the tenant "a six pack of 'average tasting' apology beer." Bob and Doug nod in agreement, eh? [Spiffy]
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Fark.com RSS » Guy torches patrol car, calls 9-1-1 to brag about it and ends with "Trace that, biatch" Guess how this story ends, biatch [Florida]
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Fark.com RSS » If you've been waiting to get your very own castle for free, Italy is here to help [Interesting]
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Fark.com RSS » Did you graduate from medical school, foreign or domestic? Did you manage to squeak past the licensing examination? Were your scores too low to get into residency, or was your personality just too darn toxic? Has Missouri got a deal for you [Scary]
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Fark.com RSS » Paul's Memory Bank is halfway through the Swing Through The Alphabet. Tonight at 8PM EDT, 2 hours of songs starting with the letter "M" covering the years 1959-1979 [Live]
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Fark.com RSS » But on the plus side, this call will look great on the response time report [Ironic]
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Futility Closet » Black and White
By François Paul Loquin. White to mate in two moves. SelectClick for Answer 1. Kf1! Kxh3 2. Bf5# From La Régence, 1849. [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Photoshop this hole in the bottom of the world [Photoshop]
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