Odds and sods I look at regularly, just because they amuse me. I hope they do the same for you. Incidentally, I found this page’s title on Greg Ross’s Futility Closet (it’s somewhere on this page) in a mini-article which also includes the delightful sentence in Icelandic: Barbara Ara bar Ara araba bara rabbabara. Ross points out that this, “besides being fun to say, is spelled with only three letters. It means “Barbara, daughter of Ari, brought only rhubarb to Ari the Arab.”
Fark.com RSS » Russia vs. China vs. USA – who you got? [Murica]
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Fark.com RSS » Ballistic missile test-fired by military of despotic regime [Murica]
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Fark.com RSS » "Whenever I break into a neighbor's home, my tastes are simple: a slug of moonshine, a cheese sandwich, and a pickle" [Dumbass]
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Fark.com RSS » If you're a teacher using heroin at school, don't leave your Facebook page open. Also, WTF is wrong with this reporter's forehead??? [Facepalm]
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Fark.com RSS » If you recently moved from Florida to Alaska hoping to avoid giant baby-eating snakes, we have some bad news for you [Scary]
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Fark.com RSS » Just a dash cam capturing a plane crashing on the highway [Scary]
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Fark.com RSS » No, you can't use your cell phone as your scooter's headlight because there's no app for that [Florida]
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Fark.com RSS » Mother forced from home after Brazilian spiders burst out of a banana. That's a lot of spiders [Scary]
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Fark.com RSS » Good news, everyone. That collapsed I-85 bridge in Atlanta should be completely rebuilt by the holiday. If we're lucky, that be Labor Day [Followup]
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Fark.com RSS » Auto accelerates unexpectedly through auction – killing 3 and injuring many. Difficulty : Not an early 2000's Camry [Scary]
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Fark.com RSS » Please submit your account information in the link to the right to learn how to avoid this dangerous phishing attack [Scary]
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Fark.com RSS » My hovercraft is full of chicken [Cool]
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Fark.com RSS » Woman gives birth to 13-pound baby in natural delivery. Doctors await to see who will walk first [Strange]
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Fark.com RSS » Bottles of gin recalled for containing the correct amount of alcohol [Interesting]
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Fark.com RSS » Not news: Amusement park opens new claw machine. Fark: With live kittens as prizes [Spiffy]
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Fark.com RSS » Suspects arrested in Knox Box burglaries. Apparently, the Knox Box needs locks [Interesting]
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Fark.com RSS » Photoshop this contemplative young man [Photoshop]
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Fark.com RSS » "You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you." -Ray Bradbury, Zen in the Art of Writing. Well, I've got part of that down, at least. THIS is your Fark Writer's Thread [CSB]
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Fark.com RSS » That'll do, pup. That'll do [Sappy]
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Fark.com RSS » Puerto Rico files bankruptcy equal to four Detroits, will look good on its next statehood application [Sad]
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Fark.com RSS » Hillary Clinton caught driving drunk in Pennsylvania. I don't know about you guys, but I think we really dodged a bullet in the election [Fake]
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Fark.com RSS » Here's a great idea: Climb to the top of a mountain considered sacred to indigenous people and take a naked selfie. Who would ever have a problem with that? (blurred nekked pic warning) [Facepalm]
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Fark.com RSS » 'Crimson Canals in Stanislaus County' sounds like a bad summer romance novel [Strange]
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Fark.com RSS » Is wearing Hawaiian shirts considered cultural appropriation? [Stupid]
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Fark.com RSS » Sometimes you walk into a bar and come out drunk, other times you walk into a bar and come out with $3.5 million [Spiffy]
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Fark.com RSS » Police caller: "I just killed my wife." Police, later: "No, you didn't. That's not even a real gun" [Strange]
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Fark.com RSS » Active shooter alert at North Lake College in Irving TX [Live]
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Fark.com RSS » Funeral home accused of refusing to cremate gay man. Apparently, like breaking a mirror, that's seven years of bad luck [Asinine]
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Fark.com RSS » Cheeky toddler locks himself in car and loves every minute of it [Amusing]
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Fark.com RSS » You had one job, funeral home [Fail]
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Fark.com RSS » Magnet school has long waiting list and admission by lottery… except good athletes can skip the line. So it really does prepare children for college [Obvious]
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Fark.com RSS » Lowering standards to meet new recruit quotas includes all programs, even Navy K-9 Corps [Amusing]
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Fark.com RSS » Dad pranks his two teen daughters by sending them into the auto parts store for 'Blinker Fluid ' and a 'Bucket of Steam'. However the real joke is the dad wearing a Detroit Lions cap [Amusing]
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Fark.com RSS » Fake war hero found guilty of lying about winning the Purple Heart in a top-secret jungle mission. He might have gotten away with it had he not gone a bit too far with the embellishment and claimed BA Baracus saved him from the jaws of Predator [Dumb
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Fark.com RSS » New Mexico science teacher pleads guilty to cooking crystal meth, pitching reality series to AMC [Strange]
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Fark.com RSS » Tyson announces switch to antibiotic free chicken, face tattoo staying though [Interesting]
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Fark.com RSS » The real reason North Korea's latest missile blew up was that it was 'headed for Russia' [Followup]
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Fark.com RSS » Local brewery posts rules after kids cause repeatedly damage property in its Biergarten. Rule #1: Unsupervised children will be aged in wooden bourbon casks [Florida]
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Weird Universe » Pineapple Becomes Art
Random object mistaken as art. Over at Robert Gordon University in Scotland, fourth-year student Ruairi Gray claims that he bought a pineapple from the local supermarket and then placed it beside the "Look Again" art and design exhibition at the university.
He returned a few days later and discovered that his pineapple had been moved into a glass case. [RGU:Union] … [Link]
Weird Universe » Salongo
A forgotten early album by the Insane Clown Posse?
Ramsey Lewis at Wikipedia. [Link]
Fark.com RSS » America's most hated mom was out and about in Florida, hitting up happy hour [Florida]
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Overheard In The Office » Which One is the “One”?
Peon: Is one million with six zeros?
Boss: Yes, and a one. 10877 Watson Road
St. Louis, Missouri [Link]
Fark.com RSS » "Honestly, we thought all-inclusive meant we didn't have to pay for anything on the entire island during our stay" [Fail]
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Fark.com RSS » In news you may have missed, an Ohio man charged at his son with a hatchet. Click not for the story, but the photo [Obvious]
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Fark.com RSS » Photoshop this police standoff [Photoshop]
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Fark.com RSS » The Coal industry has proven to be a source of high-paying jobs where wages have risen 60% in the past 8 years…in the executive suite. The poor saps giving themselves black lung actually digging the stuff out of the ground? They're getting scre
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Fark.com RSS » Hamburglar steals iconic Ronald McDonald statute [Sad]
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Fark.com RSS » One is the loneliest number for this dog named Eastwood, as he was the only dog left after 2,500 shelter dogs were adopted from his shelter [Sad]
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Fark.com RSS » As an EMT, you have a lot of responsibilities on your shoulders. Giving a pregnant teen a pelvic exam is not one of them [Obvious]
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Fark.com RSS » "The look of realization on the cat's face upon realizing that the hamster smells like food seems to send the feline into a moment of existential shock" [Video]
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Futility Closet » Nature Reading
Image: Wikimedia Commons In Germany, where modern forestry began, a curious new sort of literature arose in the 18th century: Some enthusiast thought to go one better than the botanical volumes that merely illustrated the taxonomy of trees. Instead the books themselves were to be fabricated from their subject matter, so that the volume on Fagus, for example, the common European … [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Oregon man submits resume for Benghazi investigation [Creepy]
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Fark.com RSS » The incoming freshman class of 2021 is the most polarized in history [Awkward]
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Fark.com RSS » Old and busted: hoarding cats. The new hotness: hoarding bees [Scary]
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Fark.com RSS » Underwear-clad carjacking suspect arrested in Orange City Walmart. Why does Fark allow only one Florida tag? [Florida]
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Fark.com RSS » A handicapped parking space dispute in the Miracle Mile Plaza doesn't have to involve a hand gun and a neck beard to appear on Fark, but it helps [Dumbass]
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Fark.com RSS » Alaskan lottery relies on a wooden tripod hooked to some antique clocks via a metal cleaver and a barrel of rocks. Rube Goldberg and the Mythbusters approve [Amusing]
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Fark.com RSS » I think this article says that the sun never shines in Butt Falls, but I didn't really read it carefully [Weird]
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Fark.com RSS » Canada made marijuana illegal 94 years ago but were too blitzed to remember why [Spiffy]
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Fark.com RSS » If you are a convicted felon legally barred from owning a firearm, do not brandish one on Facebook Live [PSA]
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Fark.com RSS » Woman loses lawsuit to reveal identity of male escort she says got her pregnant, which is probably good since she hasn't been named either [Giggity]
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Fark.com RSS » Colgate University in Upstate New York went on lockdown for over 4 hours last night because someone saw an art student enter the student center with a GLUE GUN for a project. Authorities believe the charges won't stick [Amusing]
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Fark.com RSS » Trump, 2016: "We're gonna build a wall, and Mexico will pay for it". EU, 2017: "We're going to demand £92 billion, and the UK will pay it" [Dumbass]
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Fark.com RSS » Pols to Amtrak: Fix NYC's Penn Station ASAP. Amtrak: Ok, we've devised a plan where we can take six weeks to do major work over the summer while commuters are on vacation. Pols: AUGH. The disruptions [Facepalm]
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Fark.com RSS » Canadian Defence Minister on visit to India says he was responsible for the winged Afghani human female with living venomous snakes in her hair then changes his story [Ironic]
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Fark.com RSS » Photoshop these cartoon characters [Photoshop]
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