Odds and sods I look at regularly, just because they amuse me. I hope they do the same for you. Incidentally, I found this page’s title on Greg Ross’s Futility Closet (it’s somewhere on this page) in a mini-article which also includes the delightful sentence in Icelandic: Barbara Ara bar Ara araba bara rabbabara. Ross points out that this, “besides being fun to say, is spelled with only three letters. It means “Barbara, daughter of Ari, brought only rhubarb to Ari the Arab.”
Fark.com RSS » Ah, spring in Florida: the flowers bloom, the cold slips away and the native drunken Florida Men strip naked and pick up their machetes to destroy mailboxes [Florida]
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Fark.com RSS » On the plus side, everyone now knows he really did have a Canadian girlfriend [Sad]
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Fark.com RSS » When putting together an Easter basket for your niece or nephew to bring in to school, it's usually best to leave the marijuana out [Dumbass]
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Fark.com RSS » Twin sisters give birth on the same day nine months after their probable orgy [Sappy]
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Fark.com RSS » Oregon man attempts to reenact woodchipper scene from Fargo [Scary]
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Fark.com RSS » Kansas City Archdiocese parts ways with group because it reflects 'troubling trends'. I totally see it, not towing the Catholic dogma line, pushing their own agenda. They're a dangerous and radical group of thugs, like drug dealers Fark:
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Futility Closet » Day by Day
Spanish artist Oscar Diaz found a literal way to mark time: He designed a calendar that writes itself. The dates of each month are embossed as a connected series of numbers on a sheet of paper; when the first digit is inserted into a bottle of ink, capillary action draws up the fluid and informs each date in succession over … [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Turns out you can't physically and psychologically abuse your children for that sweet, sweet YouTube fame [Followup]
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Fark.com RSS » It's flying termite swarm season in New Orleans [Creepy]
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The Oatmeal – Comics, Quizzes, & Stories » You're not going to believe what I'm about to tell you
This is a comic about the backfire effect.View [Link]
Fark.com RSS » There are many reasons you never hear the words 'Scottish' and 'surfer' in the same sentence. This is probably one of them [Scary]
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Fark.com RSS » Woman prays, then stomps out car windshield of man she thought was her boyfriend. With glass stomping video [Amusing]
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Fark.com RSS » Nominee for Secretary of the Army thinks evolution is like a rusting lawn mower [Asinine]
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Fark.com RSS » Actual lines from actual lawsuit: "Chaos ensued. The masseuse panicked and jumped onto the Jet Ski with the captain" [Facepalm]
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Fark.com RSS » Photoshop these jaws [Photoshop]
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Fark.com RSS » Man found nailed to a tree. Jesus, that has got to hurt [Sick]
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Fark.com RSS » NYPD drill atop the Brooklyn Bridge sparks concern from onlookers, Gwen Stacy [Scary]
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Fark.com RSS » Why sloths don't get 'crusty eyes'. Fark.com – All sloth factoids, all the time [Interesting]
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Fark.com RSS » ISIS terrorist found with James Bond style spy cufflinks sentenced to eight years in prison, or until he breaks out with his laser belt buckle, whichever comes first [Strange]
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Fark.com RSS » You may have to drink Jose Cuervo instead of Patron on Cinco de Mayo to offset your guac costs [Interesting]
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Fark.com RSS » Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems…. especially on Fark [Dumbass]
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Fark.com RSS » Remains of 20 coyotes found – roadrunner spotted snickering behind nearby shrub [Followup]
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Fark.com RSS » Teacher lets students duct tape him to wall for charity. That Charity must be really persuasive [Strange]
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Fark.com RSS » Hamas announces that while they still don't recognize Israel as a state, they don't really want to destroy it anymore. Small steps [Unlikely]
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Futility Closet » Unquote
“It is a waste of energy to be angry with a man who behaves badly, just as it is to be angry with a car that won’t go. The difference is that you can compel your car to go to a garage, but you cannot compel Hitler to go to a psychiatrist.” — Bertrand Russell [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Human bones? Nah, not us mate, we're just badgers. Look, I'm badgering. Not digging up graves. No sirree Bob [Amusing]
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Fark.com RSS » Protests, in Seattle: "Screw you for voting for Trump" "Screw you for voting for . . . hey, man, is that weed?" "Hell, yeah, bro, pass it around." *puff* "What were protesting, again?" *puff* "Dunno. Eh, screw it&#
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Fark.com RSS » D&D Therapy – Roll a wisdom check against that CR15 Bipolar Bear [Interesting]
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Fark.com RSS » Automobile ownership 101: Want to see if your fuel tank is full? Don't use a lighter [Dumbass]
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Fark.com RSS » Former Democratic lawmaker, now apparently chairman of the Lemon Party, indicted on sexual battery charges [Giggity]
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Fark.com RSS » Woman steals watches, money from men after sleeping with them. Kidneys intact [Florida]
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Fark.com RSS » Indian state minister orders 10,000 bats for distribution to newly-wed women to combat domestic violence [Scary]
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Fark.com RSS » Saudi man sentenced to death for insulting Muhammad on Twitter. Ironically this tactic also gave Donald Trump four years in the White House [Scary]
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Fark.com RSS » New research shows that the "organic milk" you're so proud of spending so much money on probably isn't, you know, organic. In other news, "fat free" products don't make you skinny, "diet" sodas are bad for you, and
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Fark.com RSS » Officer: My shooting of an unarmed black teenager was justified because the car he was in was backing toward me aggressively. Chief: What about this video? Officer: F*ck [Fail]
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Weird Universe » Mystery Illustration 44
What is this woman's domestic sin? Unable to make coffee? Wears curlers to bed? Bad breath?
Answer after the jump.
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Fark.com RSS » For some reason, deputy is offended to be referred to as "Captain Boobs" at work [Florida]
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Weird Universe » Left by wife, becomes caveman
There's two ways to read this. Either this guy really took the break-up hard. Or, after his wife left him, he decided to live exactly as he wanted, and he was the happiest man in the world.
I suspect there's a lot of married men who would revert to a caveman-like existence (perhaps to a less extreme degree) without the … [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Photoshop these legs [Photoshop]
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Fark.com RSS » Mar-a-Lago spares no expense for the guests entertainment, including spectacular fireworks and dead civilians [Sick]
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Fark.com RSS » The family that Yales together, stays together [Cool]
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Fark.com RSS » You'll probably want to avoid those antique shaving brushes unless you want anthrax with your shave [Scary]
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Fark.com RSS » America is safe again after Immigration officials detain Australian for overstaying his visa by 90 minutes [Murica]
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Fark.com RSS » Ever wanted to see warn-torn Mosul? No? Well how about from the eyes of a drone? What, still no? Come on, it's CNN. They give the people what they want [Interesting]
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Fark.com RSS » First he stole her heart. Then he stole her gaming consoles [Florida]
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Fark.com RSS » Some NBA players spend their retirement buying mini giraffes. Ray Allen spends his teaching people about the Holocaust [Hero]
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Fark.com RSS » "Almost every speed limit is too low," said: A) Dom Toretto, B) Dale Jr., or C) Michigan State Police [Interesting]
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Fark.com RSS » Newest problem with the kids these days: Having a fall-back option in case their current relationship doesn't work out. Because no one ever did that in the olden days [Dumbass]
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Fark.com RSS » A history of crossing the US/Mexico border [Interesting]
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Fark.com RSS » No arrests made at the NFL draft in Philly. I mean, that's great and all, but they haven't even played their first game yet. Give em time [Interesting]
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Futility Closet » The Right Perspective
French artist François Abélanet creates anamorphic landscape illusions. “With my creations, I transform fiction into reality,” he writes. “Where there’s a garden, a plaza, a courtyard, or a confined space, I see a playing field where everyone is invited to participate, to play with nature. Indeed, I like the idea that nature lives its own life and becomes its own … [Link]
Fark.com RSS » Woman finds plea from Chinese worker imprisoned in factory hidden in her Walmart purse. In other news, Walmart items may not be American made, but at least they're hand-made by folks worse off than you are [Sad]
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Fark.com RSS » New Orleans makes Mardis Gras slightly more interesting [Interesting]
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Fark.com RSS » Photoshop the beautiful beaches of Scotland [Photoshop]
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