John Gordon Ross

A Man for All Reasons

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Whittle It a Little, It’ll Fit

Odds and sods I look at regularly, just because they amuse me. I hope they do the same for you. Incidentally, I found this page’s title on Greg Ross’s Futility Closet (it’s somewhere on this page) in a mini-article which also includes the delightful sentence in Icelandic: Barbara Ara bar Ara araba bara rabbabara. Ross points out that this, “besides being fun to say, is spelled with only three letters. It means “Barbara, daughter of Ari, brought only rhubarb to Ari the Arab.”

Fark.com RSS » Nebraska officially became a state on March 1, 1867. The major difference between then and today? The Nebraska license plates were better in 1867 [Amusing]

Friday 3 March 23:50:05 UTC 2017

Amusing [link] [32 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Okay. Quick question. WTF are miniature horses for? You can't ride them. You can't shear their wool. You can't turn them into pack animals. Maybe you could sell the meat. Are they just tiny horses that eat and poop? What are they for? [Su

Friday 3 March 23:21:53 UTC 2017

Survey [link] [261 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » In 1942 an entire aircraft factory in California was covered in camouflage. The fake homes now go for $3000/sq.ft [Cool]

Friday 3 March 23:20:06 UTC 2017

Cool [link] [30 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » Institute Plans to Rebuild Frank Lloyd Wright’s Lost Designs

Friday 3 March 23:00:00 UTC 2017

The Banff Pavilion in the Canadian Rockies was demolished in the 1930s, but could get a new life. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » When you're awaiting sentencing for a fatal hit and run, you might want to assume that all your calls are being monitored and recorded. You know, in case you say you feel no remorse for the victim's family or call the judge a f*cking a**hole

Friday 3 March 22:50:05 UTC 2017

Dumbass [link] [58 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » A Brief History of Sushi in the United States

Friday 3 March 22:30:00 UTC 2017

It took a smash-hit TV show and a boom in immigration from Japan to turn sushi into an everyday “American” food. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Step right up, place your bets on Arkansas' eight upcoming executions taking place over the next ten days. Over under on each inmate experiencing an agonizing and painful death is five minutes [Asinine]

Friday 3 March 22:20:06 UTC 2017

Asinine [link] [114 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » A Deleted ‘Die Hard’ Scene Explains One Major Plot Hole

Friday 3 March 22:00:00 UTC 2017

Can we get a "yippee-ki-yay?" [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Sure he was unarmed, but look at that shot grouping [Dumbass]

Friday 3 March 21:50:05 UTC 2017

Dumbass [link] [62 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » 8 Climatic Facts About Our Abnormally Warm Winter

Friday 3 March 21:30:00 UTC 2017

4. Chicago saw no snow in January or February. [Link]

Mental Floss » The Brawny Woman Will Replace the Brawny Man for Women's History Month

Friday 3 March 21:22:44 UTC 2017

It's time for Brawny Woman. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » In a love story as old as time itself, a Japanese man died from the thing he loves the most. Gonna go out on a limb and guess that nobody cleared his browser history either [Sad]

Friday 3 March 21:20:06 UTC 2017

Sad [link] [105 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Visa war looms between the US and EU. Something tells me they won't take American Express either [Interesting]

Friday 3 March 21:08:06 UTC 2017

Interesting [link] [87 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Photoshop this new growth [Photoshop]

Friday 3 March 21:00:01 UTC 2017

Photoshop [link] [17 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » What Does a U.S. Ambassador Really Do?

Friday 3 March 21:00:00 UTC 2017

The answer depends a lot on whether you bought your way into the job. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Man admits to being super drunk, which is like regular drunk except you can cause a school lockdown with a single bound [Fail]

Friday 3 March 20:20:06 UTC 2017

Fail [link] [32 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Cattle on the loose on Kansas highway. Numerous BBQ food trucks in hot pursuit. Your F150 wants steak [Giggity]

Friday 3 March 20:00:06 UTC 2017

Giggity [link] [67 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » 11 Well-Read Facts About the Library of Congress

Friday 3 March 20:00:00 UTC 2017

It's the largest library collection on Earth. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Happy birthday to the state that makes bad news fun [Florida]

Friday 3 March 19:20:06 UTC 2017

Florida [link] [24 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » Researchers Want to Recreate What a New York Library Smelled Like in 1906

Friday 3 March 19:15:00 UTC 2017

The olfactory experts have analyzed books, fabrics, and cigars to capture the perfect scent profile. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Some guy's dashcam records drive-by shooting right in front of him. With audible gunshot goodness [Video]

Friday 3 March 18:50:05 UTC 2017

Video [link] [64 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » When St. Patrick's Day falls on a Lenten Friday, most Catholic dioceses issue a blanket exception for the day. And then there's St. Louis Archbishop Robert Carlson [Dumbass]

Friday 3 March 18:31:56 UTC 2017

Dumbass [link] [168 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » Americans Traveling to Europe This Summer May Need a Visa

Friday 3 March 18:30:00 UTC 2017

The rules could go into effect this May. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » The Boston Farkers Pub Crawl Returns April 2nd @ 1:00 PM, details in thread [FarkParty]

Friday 3 March 18:20:06 UTC 2017

FarkParty [link] [80 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Giant dinosaur caught strolling across Florida golf course with massive fish clenched in his gnarly teeth [Florida]

Friday 3 March 17:50:05 UTC 2017

Florida [link] [101 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » 'Sesame Street' Writing Fellowship Shines a Spotlight on Diversity

Friday 3 March 17:41:53 UTC 2017

New writers can apply for the chance to learn from the creative professionals behind the beloved children's show. [Link]

Mental Floss » 5 Questions: Captains "Cour"ageous

Friday 3 March 17:41:51 UTC 2017

[Link]

Mental Floss » 13 Wondrous Photos of Waves

Friday 3 March 17:41:45 UTC 2017

Australian photographer Warren Keelan ventures off shore to get close-ups of the ocean in action. [Link]

Mental Floss » The Best Breakfast Spot in All 50 States

Friday 3 March 17:30:00 UTC 2017

No matter what type of morning meal you prefer—a cup of strong coffee with a croissant or a full plate of eggs, bacon, and potatoes—we’ve got you covered. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » I'm sorry, I've been drinking since last night. What? Why yes, I'm a Fark mod, how did you know? Oh, you think you can play catch up? Go ahead and try me. It's the Fark Weekly Weird News Quiz [Silly]

Friday 3 March 17:16:32 UTC 2017

Silly [link] [30 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Uber-UK loses a legal test case requiring that its drivers show a minimum proficiency in English. Merde [Interesting]

Friday 3 March 16:50:05 UTC 2017

Interesting [link] [46 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » When Flowers Were New, This Ancient Beetle in Amber Pollinated Differently

Friday 3 March 16:45:00 UTC 2017

Scientists thought there were three ways ancient insects pollinated non-flowering plants. This beetle shows us there were four. [Link]

Weird Universe » Blinky the Friendly Hen

Friday 3 March 16:43:13 UTC 2017

April 27, 1978: Artist Jeffrey Vallance bought a frozen chicken (a Foster Farms fryer) at a supermarket and then buried it at the Los Angeles Pet Cemetery, following a brief memorial service. He also installed a grave marker for the frozen bird, naming it "Blinky the Friendly Hen." He came to think of Blinky's grave as being like the grave … [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Mizzurah gets to claim the anti-Semitic faux bomber [News]

Friday 3 March 16:23:52 UTC 2017

News [link] [197 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » A significant portion of London is closed today due to undetonated World War II ordnance [Scary]

Friday 3 March 16:20:05 UTC 2017

Scary [link] [76 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » When Mr. Rogers Went to Washington

Friday 3 March 16:00:00 UTC 2017

In 1969, Fred Rogers went before the Senate to plead for a $20 million grant for public broadcasting, which had been proposed by President Johnson but was in danger of being sliced in half by Richard Nixon. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Good news guys — there's a new "smart condom" on the market that can help scan your potential hookup for STDs. Downside — it rates your performance [Interesting]

Friday 3 March 15:50:04 UTC 2017

Interesting [link] [67 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » 14 Sunny Facts About ‘The O.C.’

Friday 3 March 15:30:00 UTC 2017

6. Mitchell Hurwitz wanted the show's cast to make a guest appearance on 'Arrested Development.' [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Frat bros decide to haze pledge who passed out by rubbing peanut butter on his face, discover he has a severe allergy to peanuts [Asinine]

Friday 3 March 15:20:05 UTC 2017

Asinine [link] [134 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Why does my new couch have marijuana in it? [Florida]

Friday 3 March 14:50:04 UTC 2017

Florida [link] [94 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » "ATHE1ST" license plate request rejected in Indiana. No word if "ACLUSUES" plate available [Obvious]

Friday 3 March 14:45:39 UTC 2017

Obvious [link] [205 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Here hold my beer while I belt out a Pavarotti classic at the old construction worksite [Spiffy]

Friday 3 March 14:11:22 UTC 2017

Spiffy [link] [29 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Photoshop this cuddly critter [Photoshop]

Friday 3 March 14:00:01 UTC 2017

Photoshop [link] [24 comments] [Link]

Weird Universe » Beulah Miller, the Girl with X-Ray Vision

Friday 3 March 13:56:09 UTC 2017

Very proud to have a resident of my native Rhode Island exhibit this uncanny power.

Although not everyone was so positive, as the NYT coverage from April 23, 193, shows.

Original article here.

Further coverage here.




[Link]

Fark.com RSS » It's Friday. In anticipation of what you plan to do much of this weekend, reward yourself by enjoying a slideshow of animals sleeping [Amusing]

Friday 3 March 13:34:45 UTC 2017

Amusing [link] [12 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » 11 Unexpected Starbucks Menu Items From Around the World

Friday 3 March 13:30:00 UTC 2017

Because nothing goes better with a fresh-brewed cup of coffee than a meat pie. [Link]

Overheard In The Office » …We Fired the Psychic During Budget Cuts

Friday 3 March 13:05:41 UTC 2017

Finance manager: Every time an e-mail outage occurs I'm working on something, and I have to start over. I need you to let me know an hour or so ahead of time next time the system is going to crash.
IT guy: Ummmmm… Auburn, Indiana Overheard by: dru [Link]

Fark.com RSS » This is the future that liberals want [Spiffy]

Friday 3 March 12:56:30 UTC 2017

Spiffy [link] [558 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » Captains "Cour"ageous

Friday 3 March 12:34:46 UTC 2017

[Link]

Mental Floss » YouTuber Finds a Way to Make Nerf Darts Dangerous

Friday 3 March 12:30:00 UTC 2017

Where there's a will, there's a way. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Good news, ladies. Thanks to a Nova Scotia judge, you don't have to worry that your driver will miss your "Yes" signals when you pass out in his cab [Sick]

Friday 3 March 11:47:46 UTC 2017

Sick [link] [111 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » So let's say you want to walk around with a bottle of beer but you're too lazy to hold it [Murica]

Friday 3 March 11:22:46 UTC 2017

Murica [link] [76 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » Morning Cup of Links: Susan La Flesche, Medicine Woman

Friday 3 March 11:00:00 UTC 2017

The Incredible Legacy of Susan La Flesche, the First Native American to Earn a Medical Degree. She faced racism outside her tribe, and misogyny inside it.
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Why are these turkeys circling a dead cat? It looks like some weird funeral rite.
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How to stay safe on public Wi-Fi. A few tweaks to your habits will help.
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The Curse … [Link]

Fark.com RSS » California Supreme Court rules that there is no such thing as private communications for government officials [Interesting]

Friday 3 March 10:52:00 UTC 2017

Interesting [link] [77 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » Bees Are Way Smarter (And Sassier!) Than You'd Think

Friday 3 March 10:00:00 UTC 2017

Apart from propping up human survival by pollinating our crops, bees are also the capable architects, mathematicians, and navigators of the insect world. [Link]

Mental Floss » Nintendo Switch Game Cartridges Taste Terrible (for a Very Good Reason)

Friday 3 March 9:22:17 UTC 2017

In case you have kids. Or just in case you like to eat video games. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Mountain View High School sees a $40 million payday after someone 5 years ago had the good sense to invest $15,000 in a start up company called Snapchat [Spiffy]

Friday 3 March 9:12:56 UTC 2017

Spiffy [link] [42 comments] [Link]

GraphJam » This Is Really Going to Be the Year

Friday 3 March 8:46:34 UTC 2017

cigarattes,Line Graph,new years,resolutions Graph by: Unknown Tagged: cigarattes , Line Graph , new years , resolutions Share on Facebook [Link]

Mental Floss » Browse 165 Years of 'The New York Times' Front Pages

Friday 3 March 7:28:56 UTC 2017

See every cover from America's paper of record since 1852. [Link]

Futility Closet » Banishing Gloom

Friday 3 March 6:54:33 UTC 2017

For his Historical Atlas of 1830, Edward Quin took a different approach than other cartographers: Rather than present history as a series of discrete moments, he illustrates the growth of knowledge by covering the earth in obscuring clouds that are beaten back from panel to panel. “In Quin’s Historical Atlas, the world is shown first in darkness, with clouds obscuring … [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Ben Seaver tries to blame his DUI on chicken nuggets when blaming on Mike failed and calls Carol a nerd [Unlikely]

Friday 3 March 6:45:15 UTC 2017

Unlikely [link] [36 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » …in General Convention at the town of Washington on the 2nd day of March 1836 [Hero]

Friday 3 March 6:08:54 UTC 2017

Hero [link] [52 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Cop: "I caught you driving your car while under the influence of alcohol." Driver: "Yeah? Well, 25 years ago I killed a woman and got away with it, so compared to that this is nothing" [Strange]

Friday 3 March 5:14:36 UTC 2017

Strange [link] [54 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Driver locks thirsty thief in back of beer truck. Not a repeat from Tuesday's staged video [Amusing]

Friday 3 March 4:31:28 UTC 2017

Amusing [link] [13 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » The latest craze sweeping the ranks of tween age girls is a giant bow hair clip called a JoJo bow. And of course some schools are banning them [Sad]

Friday 3 March 4:27:10 UTC 2017

Sad [link] [144 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » More than 1000 bison killed in a few weeks. This is not a repeat from 1881 [Sad]

Friday 3 March 4:11:19 UTC 2017

Sad [link] [51 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Mikey may hate everything, but he loves hand sanitizer [Dumbass]

Friday 3 March 3:50:04 UTC 2017

Dumbass [link] [32 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » Wichita Gets Safer Bike Lanes Thanks to Toilet Plungers

Friday 3 March 3:30:00 UTC 2017

Plunging toward traffic safety. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Vegan attacks chicken truck and, yes, alcohol was heavily involved. I mean, no one said vegans could not drink [Amusing]

Friday 3 March 3:15:12 UTC 2017

Amusing [link] [55 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Not news: Population has doubled since 2010. Florida: Population infected with Syphilis [Florida]

Friday 3 March 3:10:04 UTC 2017

Florida [link] [43 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Millennials: We're sooooooo lonely because our friends are always online. WAAAAAAAAAAA [Obvious]

Friday 3 March 3:02:56 UTC 2017

Obvious [link] [46 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » $400 worth of cookies missing from Pepperidge Farm truck…culprits caught in nearby alley, in possession of cookies and marijuana [Amusing]

Friday 3 March 2:38:30 UTC 2017

Amusing [link] [40 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Switching over from meatball and disassembled furniture production, the Swedes prepare for war [Interesting]

Friday 3 March 2:30:21 UTC 2017

Interesting [link] [55 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Man who threatened to kill Kevin and also tried to kill Kevin is scooted back to Florida. That rascal [Followup]

Friday 3 March 2:30:04 UTC 2017

Followup [link] [24 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » How Are Dr. Seuss's Books Translated?

Friday 3 March 1:59:15 UTC 2017

It takes a truly gifted author to write verse as magical as the works of Dr. Seuss. [Link]

Mental Floss » 15 Fun Facts About 'Crocodile Dundee'

Friday 3 March 1:59:00 UTC 2017

The crocodile and the bidet weren't real. The romance was. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Apparently those new Peep Oreos are the gift that keeps on giving [Amusing]

Friday 3 March 1:50:04 UTC 2017

Amusing [link] [86 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » America’s First Mandatory Education Law Was Inspired by Satan

Friday 3 March 1:30:00 UTC 2017

The Puritans were preoccupied with the devil’s doings. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Is chess a gateway to heroin abuse? [Strange]

Friday 3 March 1:10:04 UTC 2017

Strange [link] [69 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Photoshop this lounging fashionista [Photoshop]

Friday 3 March 1:00:01 UTC 2017

Photoshop [link] [26 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » These Rice Farmers Made Art of Agriculture

Friday 3 March 1:00:00 UTC 2017

The Japanese village of Inakadate holds an annual rice paddy art festival. The canvas and pigments for these works may be a little unwieldy, but the results are startlingly precise and—from the right vantage point—truly spectacular. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Guy that cops say seeks 3 hots & a cot hurls brick thru Youngstown Police station's front door…for the 2nd time in 6 months: "I just want to go to jail" [Obvious]

Friday 3 March 0:30:04 UTC 2017

Obvious [link] [54 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » 9 Timeless Bits of Wisdom from Eleanor Roosevelt's 1933 Advice Book for Women

Friday 3 March 0:00:00 UTC 2017

The former first lady offers readers counsel on careers, happiness, health, parenting, and more. [Link]

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