John Gordon Ross

A Man for All Reasons

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Whittle It a Little, It’ll Fit

Odds and sods I look at regularly, just because they amuse me. I hope they do the same for you. Incidentally, I found this page’s title on Greg Ross’s Futility Closet (it’s somewhere on this page) in a mini-article which also includes the delightful sentence in Icelandic: Barbara Ara bar Ara araba bara rabbabara. Ross points out that this, “besides being fun to say, is spelled with only three letters. It means “Barbara, daughter of Ari, brought only rhubarb to Ari the Arab.”

Fark.com RSS » Dr. Horrible sentenced to life in prison without the possibility of sing-alongs [Followup]

Tuesday 21 February 23:58:20 UTC 2017

Followup [link] [42 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Barcelona police: How can we make this stolen butane truck chase even more dangerous? Lock and load, mi compañero [Scary]

Tuesday 21 February 23:42:20 UTC 2017

Scary [link] [20 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » Apply for a Writer's Residence at the Mall of America

Tuesday 21 February 23:30:00 UTC 2017

You'll spend five days inside the nation's biggest mall, and be paid handsomely for it. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » There's about to be a massive egg shortage in the U.K. due to unsupervised free range hens. The sluts [Interesting]

Tuesday 21 February 23:26:20 UTC 2017

Interesting [link] [21 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » 57 snow monkeys killed for having macaque in them [Weird]

Tuesday 21 February 23:10:20 UTC 2017

Weird [link] [26 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » Why You Should Lie About Your Personal Information Online

Tuesday 21 February 23:00:00 UTC 2017

What’s your birthday? Make one up. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Police shoot and kill Beaverton man waving a gun around on a roof near an elementary school. Authorities say the shot was not gratuitous [Scary]

Tuesday 21 February 22:56:13 UTC 2017

Scary [link] [21 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Lambert St. Louis airport may finally get a useful passenger comfort upgrade — the ability to buy a beer AND take it back to your gate [Silly]

Tuesday 21 February 22:42:06 UTC 2017

Silly [link] [19 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » New York's 'Golden Girls'-Themed Cafe Is Finally Here

Tuesday 21 February 22:30:00 UTC 2017

They serve cheesecake, naturally. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Legislators introduce bill to make Bible official state book. Yep, West Virginia [Stupid]

Tuesday 21 February 22:27:06 UTC 2017

Stupid [link] [99 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Coyote follows spine surgeon into his office after mistaking him for a rocket surgeon [Scary]

Tuesday 21 February 22:12:06 UTC 2017

Scary [link] [42 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » 10 Surprising Facts About Butterflies

Tuesday 21 February 22:00:00 UTC 2017

Some butterflies drink tears, eat poop, wear false heads, and kill to survive. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Old and Busted: Tchaikovsky and cannons. New Hotness: Strauss and Glocks. Don't worry, Pyotr: it's the Russian firing in rhythm [Interesting]

Tuesday 21 February 21:56:06 UTC 2017

Interesting [link] [13 comments] [Link]

Futility Closet » “A Cheap Correspondence”

Tuesday 21 February 21:43:03 UTC 2017

A curious story of two poor lovers, whose system of correspondence was confined to an ingenious cipher of ink-blots on the outside of the letter, is told by the Poet Coleridge. In one of his walks in the Lake district, he saw the postman offer a letter to the servant-girl at a village inn, who, after carefully looking at the … [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Half-eaten shark washes up on Florida beach, as some larger shark is no doubt being scolded about starving sharks in China [Florida]

Tuesday 21 February 21:40:06 UTC 2017

Florida [link] [35 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » Scientists Find Genetic Evidence of Matrilineal Dynasty at Chaco Canyon

Tuesday 21 February 21:30:00 UTC 2017

Nine high-status people buried there during a 330-year period share identical mitochondrial DNA, which is passed from mother to child. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Toy boat launched by Charleston SC elementary school students crosses Atlantic, found in Britain. "We were looking across the waves when it literally sailed right to us. It was magical" [Cool]

Tuesday 21 February 21:20:06 UTC 2017

Cool [link] [52 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Shots fired at Houston's Ben Taub Hospital. Police are searching the hospital but no injuries or deaths reported [News]

Tuesday 21 February 21:12:47 UTC 2017

News [link] [89 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Milo resigns from Breitbarto [Followup]

Tuesday 21 February 21:12:47 UTC 2017

Followup [link] [272 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » French purists outraged as McDonald's puts potatoes in Salade Nicoise. Man, here we don't even have a clue what they put in McRibs and no one cares [Strange]

Tuesday 21 February 21:11:47 UTC 2017

Strange [link] [37 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Photoshop this simple hut [Photoshop]

Tuesday 21 February 21:00:01 UTC 2017

Photoshop [link] [35 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » If you're a 10 year old and need help with your math homework, and mom & dad are useless, what do you do? Text the local police department for the answers, of course [Cool]

Tuesday 21 February 20:49:58 UTC 2017

Cool [link] [43 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » Michelin Guide Mistakenly Awards Star to Humble French Cafe

Tuesday 21 February 20:30:00 UTC 2017

Foodies flocked to the restaurant after the error was published. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Tenants arrested after killing their landlord and living with the body for two weeks. Guess they're not getting their security deposit back [Florida]

Tuesday 21 February 20:28:09 UTC 2017

Florida [link] [44 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Today in You're Doing It Wrong: taking notes in class [Obvious]

Tuesday 21 February 20:06:20 UTC 2017

Obvious [link] [77 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Cracker Barrel's passive aggressive attitude towards healthy food and casual racism will be tested in California [Interesting]

Tuesday 21 February 20:05:59 UTC 2017

Interesting [link] [159 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » 8 Times Cats Interrupted Things

Tuesday 21 February 20:00:00 UTC 2017

Because cats. [Link]

Mental Floss » Funko is Now Offering Disney Mystery Boxes

Tuesday 21 February 19:47:25 UTC 2017

The Disney Treasures subscription service will deliver exclusive, Mickey Mouse-approved items directly to your door. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Jogger impales his foot on a nail intentionally placed along the trail. Turns out someone hammered 39 other nails on the trail. The moral of the story is: Exercise is bad for you [Sick]

Tuesday 21 February 19:44:10 UTC 2017

Sick [link] [93 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » Family Cracks Open Chicken Egg to Find Another Egg Inside

Tuesday 21 February 19:30:00 UTC 2017

The phenomenon is rare but not unheard of. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » A look at Henry Ford's failed attempt to create a North-American city in the Amazon [Followup]

Tuesday 21 February 19:20:10 UTC 2017

Followup [link] [57 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » "A Nevada law officer who had multiple DUI arrests and fled the scene of his crashed state vehicle last month is facing new charges of drunken driving and buying heroin for himself and his mother" [Stupid]

Tuesday 21 February 19:10:07 UTC 2017

Stupid [link] [38 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Homeless man lands a full-time job and a security camera captures his celebration [Hero]

Tuesday 21 February 18:50:07 UTC 2017

Hero [link] [36 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » Hurry to Check Out Today's Best Amazon Deals

Tuesday 21 February 18:47:13 UTC 2017

From the Smart Shopping Team… [Link]

Fark.com RSS » French waitress refuses to surrender to large Australian lizard. Goanna Girl [Spiffy]

Tuesday 21 February 18:41:53 UTC 2017

Spiffy [link] [27 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Fark NotNewsletter: I don't mean to alarm anyone, but… [FarkBlog]

Tuesday 21 February 18:24:03 UTC 2017

FarkBlog [link] [73 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » If you recently stayed on vacation at the Stewart Hotel in Scotland and the staff seemed a bit surly, well, more surly than Scots, there might have been a good reason for that [Weird]

Tuesday 21 February 18:20:04 UTC 2017

Weird [link] [20 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Attempts to bring free range beef to Queens are not off to a good start [Amusing]

Tuesday 21 February 18:18:38 UTC 2017

Amusing [link] [33 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Finally a government proposal that everyone can agree on as Iceland's President wants to ban pineapple on pizza [Hero]

Tuesday 21 February 18:16:51 UTC 2017

Hero [link] [125 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » 6 Questionable Historical Methods of Controlling Children

Tuesday 21 February 18:00:00 UTC 2017

Parents of the past had their shortcuts too. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Hospital saves dehydrated baby hippo, to be added sparingly to soups and stews [Sappy]

Tuesday 21 February 17:50:04 UTC 2017

Sappy [link] [25 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » Fifth Grader Contacts the Police for Help—With Her Math Homework

Tuesday 21 February 17:45:00 UTC 2017

While the officers' hearts were in the right place, their numbers weren't. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Frank Ancona, high ranking member of the Missouri KKK murdered by the thing he loved most, a white man with his gun collection [Ironic]

Tuesday 21 February 17:34:45 UTC 2017

Ironic [link] [72 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Trump is making Los Angeles street vendors great again [Spiffy]

Tuesday 21 February 17:10:45 UTC 2017

Spiffy [link] [34 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » The Story Behind the Poem on the Statue of Liberty

Tuesday 21 February 17:00:00 UTC 2017

“The New Colossus" was a later addition, but it's become an essential part of how we think about the statue. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Man trying to burn out moles from yard sets neighbor's house on fire, won't be invited to neighborhood block party [Dumbass]

Tuesday 21 February 16:46:45 UTC 2017

Dumbass [link] [50 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » After 1997 video of "Pint Baby" became sensation on Irish social media, "Pint Baby" reveals himself as 20-year-old bloke who still enjoys his mum's support, and Guinness [Amusing]

Tuesday 21 February 16:20:05 UTC 2017

Amusing [link] [50 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » 10 Surprising Facts About Alan Rickman

Tuesday 21 February 16:00:00 UTC 2017

3. He auditioned for 'Return of the Jedi.' [Link]

Fark.com RSS » What's worse than firing a nail into your head with a nail gun? Firing one into your crotch: "It makes your eyes water. Even looking back I'm flinching" [Dumbass]

Tuesday 21 February 15:50:04 UTC 2017

Dumbass [link] [49 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Police have no problem with you installing a flux capacitor, so long as you don't have a fusion reactor [Cool]

Tuesday 21 February 15:20:05 UTC 2017

Cool [link] [37 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » "That's not a spider (whips out Australia's biggest Huntsman spider), this is a spider" [Scary]

Tuesday 21 February 14:50:04 UTC 2017

Scary [link] [91 comments] [Link]

Weird Universe » The Bruce Effect

Tuesday 21 February 14:46:29 UTC 2017

If a pregnant rodent is exposed to the scent of an unfamiliar male, she will often spontaneously abort. This is known as the Bruce Effect, after researcher Hilda Bruce who discovered the phenomenon while working at London's National Institute for Medical Research (NIMR) in the 1950s.

It's thought that the female rodent does this in order to make herself ready … [Link]

Fark.com RSS » It's Schrodinger's murder: A Federal agent standing on U.S. soil shot and killed someone standing on Mexican soil. You're the Supreme Court. What do you do? [Followup]

Tuesday 21 February 14:20:05 UTC 2017

Followup [link] [390 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Photoshop this still life with violins [Photoshop]

Tuesday 21 February 14:00:01 UTC 2017

Photoshop [link] [26 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » 7 Très Interesting Facts about Canadian French

Tuesday 21 February 14:00:00 UTC 2017

Most Americans don’t need to fly across an ocean to immerse themselves in the French language. There are millions of French speakers just to our north in Canada. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » 134,000 fewer suicide attempts among teens thanks to same sex marriage laws [Hero]

Tuesday 21 February 13:50:04 UTC 2017

Hero [link] [236 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Fark's favorite fighter plane needs new wings already [Facepalm]

Tuesday 21 February 13:20:06 UTC 2017

Facepalm [link] [81 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Lake Berryessa glory hole is full of suck (awesome drone / UAV video footage) [Followup]

Tuesday 21 February 12:50:04 UTC 2017

Followup [link] [43 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » Garbage

Tuesday 21 February 12:45:00 UTC 2017

[Link]

Mental Floss » 5 Questions: Garbage

Tuesday 21 February 12:45:00 UTC 2017

[Link]

Fark.com RSS » Yesterday in Portland: Police shot a woman in the chest at a "Not My President's Day" protest with non-lethal rounds because she might spit at them (w/video) [Scary]

Tuesday 21 February 12:37:21 UTC 2017

Scary [link] [212 comments] [Link]

Weird Universe » Joan Ridgway, Yodeling Cowgirl

Tuesday 21 February 11:53:00 UTC 2017

Plenty more of her on YouTube. But hardly any biographical info. What little there is seems to indicate that despite all cultural signifiers, she was Australian, not American. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Drunk driver crashes through railings at pedestrian crossing and flips car onto roof in front of police station on one side of the street, rescued by firemen from fire station on the other side of the street – TA-DAH [Dumbass]

Tuesday 21 February 11:37:21 UTC 2017

Dumbass [link] [6 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Vandals target a historic Jewish cemetery, topple over a hundred headstones [Sick]

Tuesday 21 February 11:23:19 UTC 2017

Sick [link] [105 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » It's time to speak up about racism in the Flint water crisis [Obvious]

Tuesday 21 February 11:07:18 UTC 2017

Obvious [link] [68 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » This week in the normally funny Forest Grove Police log: "In all, officers responded to nine calls involving people suffering mental health issues this date alone" [Sad]

Tuesday 21 February 11:03:19 UTC 2017

Sad [link] [14 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » Morning Cup of Links: Early Drafts of Movie Villains

Tuesday 21 February 11:00:00 UTC 2017

Links to keep you busy all day! [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Is PewDiePie more like Mel Brooks than like Milo Yiannopoulos? [Interesting]

Tuesday 21 February 10:17:19 UTC 2017

Interesting [link] [105 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » You find yourself homeless after being released on bail. Do you: c.) Live in a hospital closet and steal volunteer smocks to avoid suspicion [Strange]

Tuesday 21 February 9:54:24 UTC 2017

Strange [link] [22 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » This Light-Up Bike Helmet Helps Keep Cyclists Safe at Night

Tuesday 21 February 9:00:00 UTC 2017

The helmet, called Lumos, has a brake light and turn signals. [Link]

GraphJam » Let Them Play Around You

Tuesday 21 February 8:45:09 UTC 2017

kids,laying on the floor,Pie Chart,playing,work I'm pretty sure they wont notice the difference so long as you flail your arm at them every once in a while. Graph by: Unknown Tagged: kids , laying on the floor , Pie Chart , playing , work Share on Facebook [Link]

Fark.com RSS » After being missing for two months, 26-year-old man found 100 yards from his home [Sad]

Tuesday 21 February 8:21:20 UTC 2017

Sad [link] [37 comments] [Link]

Futility Closet » Drawn Onward

Tuesday 21 February 7:10:42 UTC 2017

Comic strips offer even more opportunities for working with the symbolism of direction. W.A. Wagenaar, a psychologist at Leiden University and a Tintin fan, once tallied up all the acts and transitions in three Tintin books and discovered that in three out of four cases the characters move from left to right, even when their movement takes several frames to … [Link]

Mental Floss » Jaywalking Behavior Varies by Culture, Study Confirms

Tuesday 21 February 7:00:00 UTC 2017

An analysis of French and Japanese crosswalks found that the former are much more likely to cross against a red light. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » A street drug that melts plastic? Hmm, sounds intriguing [Scary]

Tuesday 21 February 6:11:00 UTC 2017

Scary [link] [70 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » TSA tries self-service security at JFK airport. That's a bold plan, Cotton, let's see how that works out for them [Fail]

Tuesday 21 February 4:07:47 UTC 2017

Fail [link] [79 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » These Clever Literary-Themed Teas Come in Book-Shaped Tins

Tuesday 21 February 4:00:00 UTC 2017

Cuddle up with 'The Picture of Early Grey' [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Passengers terrified as man hijacks their Uber, still rate him better than any cab driver [Scary]

Tuesday 21 February 3:50:05 UTC 2017

Scary [link] [10 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » We've secretly substituted half the venison and river fish diet of Arctic tribes with instant noodles, pasta, bread, and pastries. Let's see if anyone notices [Sad]

Tuesday 21 February 3:40:21 UTC 2017

Sad [link] [71 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Elephant re-enacts famous Jurassic Park scene [Scary]

Tuesday 21 February 3:30:33 UTC 2017

Scary [link] [45 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Nothing worse than hairless moose [Sad]

Tuesday 21 February 3:24:41 UTC 2017

Sad [link] [36 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Problem: an African-American student at Michigan State has a racial epithet written on the whiteboard hung on the door of her dorm room. Campus Police solution: Ban all the whiteboards [Asinine]

Tuesday 21 February 1:43:48 UTC 2017

Asinine [link] [172 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Photoshop this beach beauty [Photoshop]

Tuesday 21 February 1:00:01 UTC 2017

Photoshop [link] [26 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » 43 Giant Presidential Heads Are Stuck in a Field in Virginia

Tuesday 21 February 1:00:00 UTC 2017

The works of art are crumbling as people try to figure out what to do with them. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Tonight at 8PM ET, Paul's Memory Bank presents Swinging Through the Alphabet Part 2. Two hours of songs beginning with the letter "B", spanning 1947 through 1983 [Live]

Tuesday 21 February 0:41:24 UTC 2017

Live [link] [25 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » The Best Thing to Happen to Dog Owners Since Dogs

Tuesday 21 February 0:00:00 UTC 2017

Forget the Pooper Scooper. With Piqapoo, your dog can pick up after itself. [Link]

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