John Gordon Ross

A Man for All Reasons

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Whittle It a Little, It’ll Fit

Odds and sods I look at regularly, just because they amuse me. I hope they do the same for you. Incidentally, I found this page’s title on Greg Ross’s Futility Closet (it’s somewhere on this page) in a mini-article which also includes the delightful sentence in Icelandic: Barbara Ara bar Ara araba bara rabbabara. Ross points out that this, “besides being fun to say, is spelled with only three letters. It means “Barbara, daughter of Ari, brought only rhubarb to Ari the Arab.”

Mental Floss » 6 Finnish Terms You'll Want to Use in English, in Emoji Form

Friday 17 February 23:30:00 UTC 2017

One of them quite literally means "underwear drunk." [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Cop told to 'tone down gayness' for promotion [Awkward]

Friday 17 February 23:16:46 UTC 2017

Awkward [link] [88 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » Scientists Use Facial Recognition Software to Identify Wild Lemurs

Friday 17 February 23:00:00 UTC 2017

The astoundingly accurate LemurFaceID program could aid conservationists in tracking individual animals. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Peeping Tom drones? It's not unusual [Creepy]

Friday 17 February 22:46:46 UTC 2017

Creepy [link] [59 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » Most College-Bound Seniors Know ‘Literally Nothing’ About Paying Off Student Loans

Friday 17 February 22:30:00 UTC 2017

The nation's total student loan debt is over $1.4 trillion. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » If you live in Germany and bought your daughter a "My Friend Cayla" doll you need to go into her room and destroy it immediately or face up to two years in jail [Strange]

Friday 17 February 22:20:06 UTC 2017

Strange [link] [67 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » Google's New A.I. Experiment Lets You Play a Piano Duet With a Robot

Friday 17 February 22:15:00 UTC 2017

Spoiler: The robot is better than you. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » It's not the Virgin Mary, it's a tumor [Awkward]

Friday 17 February 22:08:35 UTC 2017

Awkward [link] [39 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » Animal Planet’s New Show Takes You Behind the Scenes at the Bronx Zoo

Friday 17 February 22:00:00 UTC 2017

"The Zoo" shows the conservation work zoo visitors don't see, from raising abandoned baby tigers to helping blind gorillas navigate. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » If the dam breaks, you will all die, but we're pretty sure we've fixed it with sacks of rocks [Scary]

Friday 17 February 21:46:46 UTC 2017

Scary [link] [63 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Remember when you used to hate taking tests in school, and now you do it for fun? It's the Fark Friday Weird News Quiz [Cool]

Friday 17 February 21:30:31 UTC 2017

Cool [link] [16 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » 5 Research-Backed Tips for Successful Negotiations

Friday 17 February 21:30:00 UTC 2017

Negotiation isn't a battle, it's a joint problem-solving session. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Orlando man accused of plotting to blow up stores in stock manipulation scheme. To be fair, they DO have a giant Target on them [Florida]

Friday 17 February 21:14:05 UTC 2017

Florida [link] [55 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Photoshop this lonely traffic cop [Photoshop]

Friday 17 February 21:00:01 UTC 2017

Photoshop [link] [17 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » Inside Canada's Annual International Hair Freezing Contest

Friday 17 February 21:00:00 UTC 2017

At the Sourdough Rendezvous festival in Whitehorse, icy locks are the ultimate bizarre fashion statement. [Link]

Mental Floss » Why Do I Have to Put My Phone in Airplane Mode?

Friday 17 February 20:30:00 UTC 2017

It comes down to the possibility of a split second of interference. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Alligators in your neighborhood? Don't worry, you can always call into the nuisance alligator hotline [Florida]

Friday 17 February 20:20:06 UTC 2017

Florida [link] [44 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » Archaeologists Are Excavating a WWII Internment Camp in Hawaii

Friday 17 February 20:00:00 UTC 2017

The Honouliuli Internment and POW Camp will eventually open as a national monument. [Link]

Futility Closet » Waste Not

Friday 17 February 19:49:33 UTC 2017

British Columbia woodsman Francis Wharton shot a deer in the late 1960s but had no serviceable teeth with which to eat it. With venison steak hanging in the balance, Wharton extracted the teeth from his deer, filed and ground them to what appeared a handy size. He then chewed up a wad of Plastic Wood, molding it to the shape … [Link]

Fark.com RSS » The City of Houston has a new policy to decriminalize small amounts of marijuana. "We have spent in excess of $250 million, over a quarter-billion dollars, prosecuting a crime that has produced no tangible evidence of improved public safety"

Friday 17 February 19:23:41 UTC 2017

Interesting [link] [292 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » North Carolina Man Charged with Stealing 1000-Pound Chicken Statue

Friday 17 February 19:23:12 UTC 2017

A birthday present from a poultry farmer to his wife, the statue mysteriously disappeared overnight. [Link]

Mental Floss » How Swedish Students Let Off Steam—By Screaming in Public

Friday 17 February 19:00:00 UTC 2017

Need to scream? Head to Sweden. (But don't try it just anywhere.) [Link]

Mental Floss » Heavy Rain Heads for California—and the Oroville Dam

Friday 17 February 18:45:00 UTC 2017

Conditions will go downhill in a hurry through the day. [Link]

Mental Floss » Fat Freezing Could Be the New Botox

Friday 17 February 18:30:00 UTC 2017

Fat reduction without injections or scalpels is catching on. [Link]

Mental Floss » 9 Things You Might Not Know About Peet's Coffee

Friday 17 February 18:00:00 UTC 2017

Peet's founder launched the American gourmet coffee industry in California 50 years ago. [Link]

Mental Floss » 5 Questions: Random Acts of "Kind"ness

Friday 17 February 17:28:19 UTC 2017

[Link]

Fark.com RSS » Don't you hate it when you set down something small like a ring or a screw or a patient's tumor and then you can't find it again? [Fail]

Friday 17 February 17:20:06 UTC 2017

Fail [link] [42 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » Pixar Rolls Out Free Online Storytelling Course

Friday 17 February 17:00:00 UTC 2017

The course includes lessons from the directors of "Up" and "Brave." [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Lolsassin was allegedly duped into offing Kim Jong Nam, thinking it was just a hidden camera prank show [Followup]

Friday 17 February 16:50:05 UTC 2017

Followup [link] [100 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » The Fierce Rapids of the Congo River Create New Fish Species

Friday 17 February 16:00:00 UTC 2017

The turbulent waters divided a group of fish so thoroughly that they evolved into separate species. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Wisconsin beer garden in February? Let's do it [Spiffy]

Friday 17 February 15:50:05 UTC 2017

Spiffy [link] [74 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » 15 Facts About 'Scent of a Woman'

Friday 17 February 15:30:00 UTC 2017

Pretending to be blind and dancing without rehearsals seriously hurt the two famous Tango partners. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » The Museum of Ice Cream is coming to L.A [Silly]

Friday 17 February 15:20:06 UTC 2017

Silly [link] [36 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » Dubai May Soon Be Home to the World’s First 'Rotating Skyscraper'

Friday 17 February 14:30:00 UTC 2017

Each independently rotating unit will cost $30 million. [Link]

Overheard In The Office » According to a Reliable Bathroom Wall

Friday 17 February 14:26:46 UTC 2017

Coworker: No… Honestly, if you give a man enough estrogen and provide enough nipple stimulation, he will produce milk. Wellington
New Zealand [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Pro tip: airlines don't feed passengers so pack your own horse genitals [Awkward]

Friday 17 February 14:20:06 UTC 2017

Awkward [link] [49 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Photoshop this man waiting for a train [Photoshop]

Friday 17 February 14:00:01 UTC 2017

Photoshop [link] [27 comments] [Link]

Weird Universe » Ski masks for chilly cheeks

Friday 17 February 13:57:56 UTC 2017

Almost as bad as styling on the slopes.

Source: Teenagers' Weekly – July 3, 1963 [Link]

Weird Universe » Psychomania

Friday 17 February 13:57:55 UTC 2017

Full story here. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Who head butts their 70-year-old mother twice? Honestly [Asinine]

Friday 17 February 13:32:20 UTC 2017

Asinine [link] [61 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » 11 Giant Pieces and Boxes of Candy You Can Actually Buy

Friday 17 February 13:30:00 UTC 2017

For people with a serious sugar tooth. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Glasgow police mocked after releasing 'useless' CCTV stills of a man they want to speak to that are so blurred they look like impressionist paintings: "'We have clearer pics of the surface of Mars" [Fail]

Friday 17 February 13:20:08 UTC 2017

Fail [link] [66 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Fake news writer who took credit for putting Trump in the White House now says he regrets taking credit for putting Trump in the White House [Followup]

Friday 17 February 12:35:18 UTC 2017

Followup [link] [70 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » Random Acts of "Kind"ness

Friday 17 February 12:15:00 UTC 2017

[Link]

Mental Floss » Add Some Elegance to Your Cooking With This Swan-Shaped Ladle

Friday 17 February 12:00:00 UTC 2017

Your saucepan deserves a little class. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Eight years ago the biggest issues the White House had with the media were reports on Michelle baring her arms and Barack daring to put spicy mustard on his hamburgers [Silly]

Friday 17 February 11:47:21 UTC 2017

Silly [link] [141 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » Morning Cup of Links: Movie Pie Fights

Friday 17 February 10:30:00 UTC 2017

Here's some links for your weekend websurfing! [Link]

Fark.com RSS » In Australia, if the dropbears don't get you the catgaroos probably will [Weird]

Friday 17 February 10:24:22 UTC 2017

Weird [link] [38 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » Negative Words That Turned Into Positive Words

Friday 17 February 9:30:00 UTC 2017

Historically, the words "sick," "wicked," "ill," and "bad" have had negative connotations, but can now mean just the opposite. You may be surprised to know some other common words were once used completely differently than how we use them today [Link]

GraphJam » I Call Mine the 'Shameline'

Friday 17 February 9:25:52 UTC 2017

Why do I hate Facebook's timeline Graph by: Unknown Tagged: facebook timeline , interwebs , Pie Chart , shame , social networking Share on Facebook [Link]

Fark.com RSS » The average consumer doesn't understand the difference between "sell by," "use by" and "best before," and that's causing tons of food waste [Obvious]

Friday 17 February 9:15:31 UTC 2017

Obvious [link] [158 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » A UN Study Shows That Telecommuting Can Increase Stress Levels

Friday 17 February 8:38:52 UTC 2017

It's hard to avoid blurring the lines between work and personal time. [Link]

Futility Closet » Ahead of Schedule

Friday 17 February 6:39:13 UTC 2017

This is interesting: In 1973 science fiction author Jack Finney discovered this image in the pages of an 1876 New York newspaper, under the headline “Lewis’s New Flying Machine.” The first paragraph reads, “Mr. W.J. Lewis, of New York City, has invented a flying-machine, which scientific gentlemen pronounce a decided wonder, and which is the forerunner of an apparatus with … [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Disabled Navy veteran beaten for trying to protect turtle from torture [Florida]

Friday 17 February 6:25:00 UTC 2017

Florida [link] [92 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Seal Beach faces renewed flooding threat from looming storm, fills 600 sandbags, could get a little … crazy [Scary]

Friday 17 February 5:00:42 UTC 2017

Scary [link] [55 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » PSA: When putting the bar code from a pack of ramen noodles to rip off the store they might notice sooner or later, especially when you buy a rack of lamb or an espresso maker [Dumbass]

Friday 17 February 3:50:04 UTC 2017

Dumbass [link] [106 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Man arrested for stealing from Flame Broiler. By the looks of it, with his face [Florida]

Friday 17 February 3:16:48 UTC 2017

Florida [link] [27 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Breach compromises personal information of 7,500 B.C. residents, say province archeologists [Fail]

Friday 17 February 3:00:04 UTC 2017

Fail [link] [31 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Nearly 56,000 bridges called structurally deficient. Have a safe trip home, and would you mind looking at the road as you drive instead of reading this damn headline [Scary]

Friday 17 February 2:40:39 UTC 2017

Scary [link] [57 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Feeling guilty that you sleep too much? Meet the woman who sleeps 20 hours a day [Strange]

Friday 17 February 2:20:04 UTC 2017

Strange [link] [64 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » 10 Cool Hacks for Amazon's Dash Button

Friday 17 February 2:00:00 UTC 2017

Tweak the product-reordering button to send for pizza, donate to noble causes, or track your baby's poop. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Mosquitoes step up bio-warfare attacks against mammals [Scary]

Friday 17 February 1:40:04 UTC 2017

Scary [link] [28 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Photoshop this man who's been seriously forked [Photoshop]

Friday 17 February 1:30:01 UTC 2017

Photoshop [link] [22 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » Math Concepts Explained by Knitting and Crochet

Friday 17 February 1:00:00 UTC 2017

Sure, you can make a rad scarf or hat with your knitting and crocheting skills. But you can also demonstrate complex mathematical concepts, like hyperbolic planes, cyclic groups, and numerical progression. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Google reports over 1 billion YouTube videos now have closed captions, generated by computer is grains and that allows a sense in its ability to understand the united daily work, selects of closing time tracker [Obvious]

Friday 17 February 0:58:21 UTC 2017

Obvious [link] [89 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » There's so much water in California now, the entire flood system is on the verge of collapse. Lex Luthor inconsolable [Followup]

Friday 17 February 0:30:04 UTC 2017

Followup [link] [133 comments] [Link]

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