John Gordon Ross

A Man for All Reasons

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Whittle It a Little, It’ll Fit

Odds and sods I look at regularly, just because they amuse me. I hope they do the same for you. Incidentally, I found this page’s title on Greg Ross’s Futility Closet (it’s somewhere on this page) in a mini-article which also includes the delightful sentence in Icelandic: Barbara Ara bar Ara araba bara rabbabara. Ross points out that this, “besides being fun to say, is spelled with only three letters. It means “Barbara, daughter of Ari, brought only rhubarb to Ari the Arab.”

Mental Floss » 5 Extinctions That Wiped Much of Life off Planet Earth

Thursday 16 February 23:58:21 UTC 2017

The next time you’re feeling less than brave, remind yourself you’re already one of nature’s great success stories. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Are you poor, old, or a minority? Do you also need work done on your teeth? Instead of seeing a dentist, you might have to see a less-educated "dental therapist." Hope you like applesauce and jello [Strange]

Thursday 16 February 23:50:04 UTC 2017

Strange [link] [56 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » You Can Teach Your LEGO Robot How to Do Anything, Including Fart

Thursday 16 February 23:30:00 UTC 2017

If you want your kids to learn how to program, teach them bathroom-joke code. [Link]

Mental Floss » ‘Mystery Science Theater 3000’ Is Getting a Comic Book Series

Thursday 16 February 23:15:00 UTC 2017

When is it happening? Hopefully in the not-too-distant future. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » The only solution to a bad guy with a drone is a good guy with a golden eagle [Cool]

Thursday 16 February 23:12:22 UTC 2017

Cool [link] [40 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » Designer Turns Her Grandparents' World War II-Era Love Letters Into Jewelry

Thursday 16 February 23:00:00 UTC 2017

Talk about heirloom pieces. [Link]

Mental Floss » Test Your Knowledge of Africa's Geography

Thursday 16 February 22:08:39 UTC 2017

[Link]

Mental Floss » Order The Beasts

Thursday 16 February 22:08:38 UTC 2017

[Link]

Mental Floss » Pick the Bugs in These Song Lyrics

Thursday 16 February 22:08:37 UTC 2017

[Link]

Mental Floss » Pick the Correct Movie Quote

Thursday 16 February 22:08:36 UTC 2017

[Link]

Mental Floss » 5 Cratered Facts About Mercury

Thursday 16 February 22:00:00 UTC 2017

2. It once had an imaginary friend called Vulcan. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Hasbro decides to replace thimble on their Monopoly board game after voters decided it's out of date. To be replaced with a miniature Trump tower [Strange]

Thursday 16 February 21:50:04 UTC 2017

Strange [link] [127 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Pigeon caught smuggling a mobile phone into Brazilian prison. Someone musta sang (pics) [Strange]

Thursday 16 February 21:20:05 UTC 2017

Strange [link] [26 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Photoshop this black and white shot [Photoshop]

Thursday 16 February 21:00:01 UTC 2017

Photoshop [link] [21 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » Eaten at Arby's Lately? You May Be the Victim of a Data Breach

Thursday 16 February 21:00:00 UTC 2017

More than 355,000 credit and debit cards may have been compromised in a malware attack. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Judge orders a Kennedy to abstain from drugs, alcohol and having sex with starlets [Stupid]

Thursday 16 February 20:50:05 UTC 2017

Stupid [link] [38 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » 'Keeping Up With the Kattarshians' Will Be Your New Favorite Cat Reality Show

Thursday 16 February 20:30:00 UTC 2017

Four kittens, one dollhouse. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Oh, come on. We refrigerate everything. We keep guns in the refrigerator [Obvious]

Thursday 16 February 20:20:06 UTC 2017

Obvious [link] [80 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » 7 Tips for Staying Informed Without Experiencing Media Burnout

Thursday 16 February 19:50:26 UTC 2017

Has the news cycle got you stressed? Here's how to take care of yourself without unplugging completely. [Link]

Mental Floss » Hollywood's Brief Love Affair With 'Young Einstein' Star Yahoo Serious

Thursday 16 February 19:50:25 UTC 2017

The Australian made just three films before vanishing from the public eye. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Proposed bill would allow cities to determine "last call" time for bars in California. Similar bill failed in 2013, but every new beginning comes from some other beginning's end [Interesting]

Thursday 16 February 19:50:05 UTC 2017

Interesting [link] [72 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » You Can Use Facebook to Find—and Apply for—Your Next Job

Thursday 16 February 19:30:00 UTC 2017

Companies can now post job openings on the social network. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » 'Stay out of our election,' France warns Russia, immediately followed by 'and stop snickering' [Followup]

Thursday 16 February 19:20:05 UTC 2017

Followup [link] [51 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » McDonald’s Engineers a New Type of Straw for Slurping Shamrock Shakes

Thursday 16 February 19:15:00 UTC 2017

The STRAW is the fast food innovation that no one asked for. [Link]

Mental Floss » Honeybees Go 'Whoop!' When They Bump Into Each Other

Thursday 16 February 19:10:41 UTC 2017

They make the adorable sound with their wings when they're startled. Listen below. [Link]

Mental Floss » NASA Announces Winners of the 'Space Poop Challenge'

Thursday 16 February 19:00:00 UTC 2017

Last year NASA asked for help dealing with space poop, and the public came through. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Q: What's better than a giant image projected in NYC showing Putin lovingly spooning a very pregnant Trump? A: Nothing. Absolutely nothing [Amusing]

Thursday 16 February 18:50:04 UTC 2017

Amusing [link] [270 comments] [Link]

Futility Closet » Bertrand’s Paradox

Thursday 16 February 18:25:15 UTC 2017

We ask for the probability that a number, integer or fractional, commensurable or incommensurable, randomly chosen between 0 and 100, is greater than 50. The answer seems evident: the number of favourable cases is half the number of possible cases. The probability is 1/2. Instead of the number, however, we can choose its square. If the number is between 50 and … [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Tesla driver sacrifices his car to save a fellow driver having a stroke. Elon Musk pledges to cover the cost of repairs [Hero]

Thursday 16 February 18:20:05 UTC 2017

Hero [link] [87 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » Grab Thursday's Best Amazon Bargains Now

Thursday 16 February 18:01:01 UTC 2017

From the Smart Shopping Team… [Link]

Mental Floss » 50 Bizarre Passages from Medieval Europe’s Bestselling Travel Book

Thursday 16 February 18:00:00 UTC 2017

We read Sir John Mandeville’s whimsical travel guide so you don’t have to. (There be dragons.) [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Morning comes early to Ephrata, WA as electrical substation explodes [Scary]

Thursday 16 February 17:50:05 UTC 2017

Scary [link] [35 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » PSA: When you're recycling an old TV, make sure it wasn't the one your friend stashed $100,000 in. Cash Stash trifecta now in play [Interesting]

Thursday 16 February 17:20:05 UTC 2017

Interesting [link] [44 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Science teacher proposes to math teacher in front of class filled with 5th graders. With video of 5th graders freaking out [Sappy]

Thursday 16 February 16:50:05 UTC 2017

Sappy [link] [65 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » 5 Questions: It's Yiddish to Me

Thursday 16 February 16:32:17 UTC 2017

[Link]

Mental Floss » Drivers in Iceland are Being Pulled Over for Being Distracted by the Northern Lights

Thursday 16 February 16:32:12 UTC 2017

Distracted driving is still dangerous, even if the view is great. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Not news: ICE detains undocumented woman. News: At courthouse, while seeking restraining order against abusive boyfriend. Holy F*ck: Likely based on tip from abusive boyfriend [Sick]

Thursday 16 February 16:20:05 UTC 2017

Sick [link] [616 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Doctors say man's attempt at smuggling gold bars almost rectum [Dumbass]

Thursday 16 February 15:50:04 UTC 2017

Dumbass [link] [55 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » 12 Wild Facts About ‘The Jerry Springer Show’

Thursday 16 February 15:30:00 UTC 2017

In 25 years on television, Jerry Springer has taped more than 4000 episodes, welcomed more than 35,000 guests, and witnessed some of TV's most infamous fistfights. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Abilify drug blamed for compulsive gambling, eating, shopping and sex. Sounds like it lived up to its name [Interesting]

Thursday 16 February 15:20:05 UTC 2017

Interesting [link] [72 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Student at Bristol University accidentally makes triacetone triperoxide. Typical bloody students [Scary]

Thursday 16 February 14:50:04 UTC 2017

Scary [link] [86 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » Inside London's Annual Clown-Themed Church Service

Thursday 16 February 14:30:00 UTC 2017

The annual event pays homage to Joseph Grimaldi, the father of modern-day clowning. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » "Don't be silly honey, that 'illness' you think you have is just the 'man flu'" [Obvious]

Thursday 16 February 14:20:05 UTC 2017

Obvious [link] [180 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Photoshop this very strong man [Photoshop]

Thursday 16 February 14:00:01 UTC 2017

Photoshop [link] [29 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » California dam on the verge of overflowing. No not that one, the other one [Scary]

Thursday 16 February 13:50:05 UTC 2017

Scary [link] [104 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » 6 Ways Aircraft Changed the Course of the Vietnam War

Thursday 16 February 13:30:00 UTC 2017

Aviation technology drove the Vietnam War. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » If you want to get a pretty woman's attention, throw your dog at her, Mr. Smooth [Florida]

Thursday 16 February 13:20:05 UTC 2017

Florida [link] [34 comments] [Link]

Weird Universe » Roy L. Gray, the Most Average Man

Thursday 16 February 12:54:07 UTC 2017

In 1927, William S. Dutton, a writer for American magazine, decided to locate America's most average man. The requirements were that whoever it was had to be:

A native-born American, of average age, average size, average education and average viewpoint. He had to own an average home on an average street, drive an average automobile and be head of a … [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Finally a cocktail syrup that tastes just like Mardi Gras, minus the urine, vomit, and underboob sweat [Spiffy]

Thursday 16 February 12:20:05 UTC 2017

Spiffy [link] [45 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » It's Yiddish to Me

Thursday 16 February 12:15:00 UTC 2017

[Link]

Mental Floss » Need Some New Shirts? BustedTees is Now Half Off

Thursday 16 February 12:00:00 UTC 2017

Whoo! [Link]

Weird Universe » Miss Photoflash

Thursday 16 February 10:58:00 UTC 2017

The first foto below is of the 1945 contest. Given that it was the "First Revue" of the sponsoring group, we can tentatively date it as the first such contest.

Original foto here.

The next foto is from 1968, and definitively labels the contest as being in its 24th year. Did it end then, amidst the tumult of the era? … [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Chinese residents breathe a smog-filled small sigh of relief at the thought that China may lose its title as the country with the world's deadliest air. Sucks to be you India [Scary]

Thursday 16 February 10:43:42 UTC 2017

Scary [link] [30 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » Morning Cup of Links: Stuff in Space

Thursday 16 February 10:30:00 UTC 2017

Here, have some wonderful links! [Link]

Fark.com RSS » "How many of us tell our children to avoid peer pressure, and to stay away from drugs because they are harmful, but openly provide catnip to our feline family members?" [Silly]

Thursday 16 February 10:18:03 UTC 2017

Silly [link] [108 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » The True Story Behind Madame Tussaud's Wax Museum

Thursday 16 February 9:30:00 UTC 2017

Wax sculptor Marie Tussaud's history is just as gruesome as the Chamber of Horrors in her London wax museum. [Link]

Mental Floss » Introducing The Beast, a 839-Foot Inflatable Obstacle Course for Adults

Thursday 16 February 8:51:31 UTC 2017

Just think of it as the upgraded bounce house of your childhood dreams. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Late Little Caesars founder Mike Ilitch paid Rosa Parks' rent for up to a decade after she was burglarized. If only Papa John were half the man he was [Hero]

Thursday 16 February 8:50:34 UTC 2017

Hero [link] [173 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Man with nothing better to do for a few hours spends it blocking the view of police speed camera vans on the highway: "People have been loving it. One person got in touch and said: 'Not all heroes wear capes'" (pic) [Spiffy]

Thursday 16 February 7:04:03 UTC 2017

Spiffy [link] [73 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » Icelandic Drivers Pulled Over for Being Distracted by the Northern Lights

Thursday 16 February 7:00:00 UTC 2017

Distracted driving is still dangerous, even if the view is great. [Link]

Futility Closet » The Phonautograph

Thursday 16 February 6:28:16 UTC 2017

In 1857, Édouard-Léon Scott de Martinville patented a device for recording sound: A person spoke or sang into a barrel, causing a membrane of parchment to vibrate and a pig bristle to record a mark on a moving surface of glass or paper. This was useful in studying the characteristics of sound, but a century and a half would pass … [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Not news: You forget to plug in your phone to recharge overnight. Fark: The nursing home forgets to plug in Grandpa to recharge his heart pump overnight [Sad]

Thursday 16 February 6:11:36 UTC 2017

Sad [link] [51 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Google's most sophisticated A.I. will murder anyone who stands in the way of its green apples [Scary]

Thursday 16 February 5:11:00 UTC 2017

Scary [link] [73 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Theme of Farktography Contest No. 615: "Holy Macro!". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme [Farktography]

Thursday 16 February 5:01:00 UTC 2017

Farktography [link] [59 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » PSA: When donating a shirt to Goodwill make damn sure it wasn't the shirt where your husband was hiding $8000 in cash [Interesting]

Thursday 16 February 3:59:38 UTC 2017

Interesting [link] [43 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » "City of the Dead" gets a little artistic sprucing up so the residents aren't so depressed because they live in a graveyard city [Cool]

Thursday 16 February 3:57:04 UTC 2017

Cool [link] [10 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Some days, you just want to go shark fishing in your underwear [Scary]

Thursday 16 February 3:50:05 UTC 2017

Scary [link] [14 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » While pop-culture assassins are dressed in black leather or wear cool hooded capes, the reality seems to be quite different [Spiffy]

Thursday 16 February 3:05:33 UTC 2017

Spiffy [link] [44 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » The mass beaching of whales in New Zealand in recent weeks was not just some ordinary tragedy, it was a warning that a HUGE earthquake is coming soon [Scary]

Thursday 16 February 3:04:44 UTC 2017

Scary [link] [53 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » Surprising Viking Boat Burial Found in Scotland

Thursday 16 February 2:30:00 UTC 2017

Such ships have previously been unearthed across Scandinavia, but recently, archaeologists report the first discovery of a rich Viking boat burial on the UK mainland. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » How to live forever while only eating McDonald's. Probably it'll just seem like forever [Unlikely]

Thursday 16 February 2:25:00 UTC 2017

Unlikely [link] [43 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Which famous musician do you think deserves a biopic? What actor or actress do you think should play him or her? I nominate Ian McShane for Ronnie Drew, or John Hodgeman for Roy Orbison [Survey]

Thursday 16 February 2:14:11 UTC 2017

Survey [link] [155 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » The strange love story of the UPS driver and Pearl the goat. With video goodness [Sappy]

Thursday 16 February 1:50:05 UTC 2017

Sappy [link] [28 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Substitute school bus driver sees mom struggling to get her wheelchair-bound daughter down flight of steps at their house, isn't having it. At all. Gets some buddies and some free lumber from Lowe's and builds deluxe ramp in an afternoon [Her

Thursday 16 February 1:17:58 UTC 2017

Hero [link] [109 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Photoshop this NYC streetscape [Photoshop]

Thursday 16 February 1:00:01 UTC 2017

Photoshop [link] [15 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » Pope Francis Used to Work at … a Nightclub?!

Thursday 16 February 0:28:27 UTC 2017

Back when he was still just Jorge Mario Bergoglio, the Pope had to make ends meet just like the rest of us. [Link]

Mental Floss » 8 Tips for Speaking Persuasively and Getting What You Want

Thursday 16 February 0:28:26 UTC 2017

The average audience will only listen for 1.5 minutes. This is how to grab and keep their attention. [Link]

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