John Gordon Ross

A Man for All Reasons

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Whittle It a Little, It’ll Fit

Odds and sods I look at regularly, just because they amuse me. I hope they do the same for you. Incidentally, I found this page’s title on Greg Ross’s Futility Closet (it’s somewhere on this page) in a mini-article which also includes the delightful sentence in Icelandic: Barbara Ara bar Ara araba bara rabbabara. Ross points out that this, “besides being fun to say, is spelled with only three letters. It means “Barbara, daughter of Ari, brought only rhubarb to Ari the Arab.”

Fark.com RSS » Doing a slow cooker beef stew. What secret ingredients am I missing? [Survey]

Saturday 11 February 23:34:44 UTC 2017

Survey [link] [286 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » For the first time in its 48-year history, water is flowing from the emergency spillway at California's Oroville Dam. Because a small "pothole" in the main spillway has morphed into a 300-foot gash, and is spewing water fortified with con

Saturday 11 February 23:17:23 UTC 2017

Scary [link] [179 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Ummm… what about Ken? [Spiffy]

Saturday 11 February 22:07:23 UTC 2017

Spiffy [link] [84 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Article headline says "flesh-eating screwworms." Subby has nothing else to offer, and is instead going to cower in the corner and gibber like an idiot for a while [Sick]

Saturday 11 February 22:01:24 UTC 2017

Sick [link] [65 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Miami Herald offers up their carefully researched, ground breaking Valentine advice: booze, food, spend money, have sex [Obvious]

Saturday 11 February 21:37:48 UTC 2017

Obvious [link] [23 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Man wins $5,000 through fantasy fishing. In related news fantasy fishing is a thing now [Murica]

Saturday 11 February 21:25:25 UTC 2017

Murica [link] [25 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Oxycodone ✔ Methamphetamine ✔ Cocaine ✔ Morphine ✔ Marijuana ✔ Suboxone strips ✔ A large amount of cash ✔ Or as cops call it 'Another normal day in Alabama' [Dumbass]

Saturday 11 February 21:25:25 UTC 2017

Dumbass [link] [23 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Photoshop this familiar looking golfer [Photoshop]

Saturday 11 February 21:00:01 UTC 2017

Photoshop [link] [35 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » The Most Popular Rom-Com in Every State

Saturday 11 February 21:00:00 UTC 2017

The United States of Meet-Cutes. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » It's a shame that 98% of lawyers give the remaining 2% a bad name [Asinine]

Saturday 11 February 19:34:25 UTC 2017

Asinine [link] [89 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » Why Boredom is Great For You

Saturday 11 February 19:00:00 UTC 2017

You're bored? Congratulations! That's great news. Here's why. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Austrian authorities would like a word with Brazilian boy giving people the creeps [Scary]

Saturday 11 February 18:45:48 UTC 2017

Scary [link] [46 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Houston Zoo welcomes new ugly-ass baby tapir into the family [Spiffy]

Saturday 11 February 18:08:08 UTC 2017

Spiffy [link] [11 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Truck lands in 70 mph crosswind (skip to :30 if you have ADD) [Scary]

Saturday 11 February 17:26:48 UTC 2017

Scary [link] [109 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » 20 Tennessee co-workers, lucky bastards claim $421M jackpot [Cool]

Saturday 11 February 17:12:38 UTC 2017

Cool [link] [28 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » Don't Miss the Weekend's Biggest Amazon Bargains

Saturday 11 February 17:00:00 UTC 2017

From the Smart Shopping Team… [Link]

Fark.com RSS » My grandma went to Vietnam and all I got were these lousy raw chicken, pig, and cow meat, brains, hearts, heads, tongues, feet, and other body parts [Sick]

Saturday 11 February 16:51:58 UTC 2017

Sick [link] [39 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » I guess you could say (•_•) / ( •_•)⌐■-■ / (⌐■_■) Bus-ted…Yeeeaaaahhhh [Amusing]

Saturday 11 February 16:45:30 UTC 2017

Amusing [link] [24 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » It's Saturday. The weather kinda sucks, there's not a lot on TV, and we've pretty much reached our limit on political news. So, for your personal entertainment, here are 15 amazing things you can do with aluminum foil [Spiffy]

Saturday 11 February 15:49:30 UTC 2017

Spiffy [link] [68 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Saddle up, Space Marines, this week in the Saturday Morning Book Club we're looking for the best military science fiction books [Interesting]

Saturday 11 February 15:30:00 UTC 2017

Interesting [link] [276 comments] [Link]

Overheard In The Office » Where Can I Get It Serviced?

Saturday 11 February 14:56:33 UTC 2017

Woman, about phone: My vibrator's not really working.
Man: What? South Glens Falls
New York [Link]

Weird Universe » Chicken’s Symphony

Saturday 11 February 14:55:46 UTC 2017

Not bad, for a chicken.

[Link]

Fark.com RSS » Oh, nothing much going on here. Just weaving through Hanoi on a scooter at high speed like it's a real life video game [Scary]

Saturday 11 February 14:35:11 UTC 2017

Scary [link] [88 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Photoshop this searching shopper [Photoshop]

Saturday 11 February 14:30:01 UTC 2017

Photoshop [link] [33 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Did you hear that long-eared owls are back in vogue again? [Spiffy]

Saturday 11 February 13:57:37 UTC 2017

Spiffy [link] [20 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Harbin zoo blames bad camera angle for making their ferocious tigers look 'chubby' [Unlikely]

Saturday 11 February 13:45:42 UTC 2017

Unlikely [link] [35 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Captain's log, stardate 47634.44. My orders are to investigate this website's peculiar fascination with a strange phenomenon known as 'Caturday' [Caturday]

Saturday 11 February 13:30:00 UTC 2017

Caturday [link] [838 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Aren't school beatings something we should just mind our own business about? As long as the public can't hear the screaming, what's the big deal? [Fail]

Saturday 11 February 12:05:31 UTC 2017

Fail [link] [17 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Obituary from A.) beloved father of the year or B.) other, "an example of bad parenting combined with mental illness and a complete commitment to drinking, drugs, womanizing and being generally offensive" [Awkward]

Saturday 11 February 12:05:19 UTC 2017

Awkward [link] [17 comments] [Link]

Weird Universe » The Pantheon de la Guerre

Saturday 11 February 11:35:00 UTC 2017

What was once the world's largest painting featured 6000 identifiable real-world figures. The postcard below represents just a fragment of it.

Full story here.

[Link]

Fark.com RSS » California long overdue for some flooding, locusts and a fourth horseman on the ridge [Obvious]

Saturday 11 February 11:19:21 UTC 2017

Obvious [link] [43 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » On This Day in 1963, Julia Child Debuted 'The French Chef'

Saturday 11 February 10:00:00 UTC 2017

"Bon appétit!" -Julia Child, presenting Boeuf Bourguignon [Link]

Mental Floss » 9 Victorian Hobbies That Seem Weird Today

Saturday 11 February 8:00:00 UTC 2017

From graveyard picnics to kitten taxidermy. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » The purge has begun [Scary]

Saturday 11 February 6:39:00 UTC 2017

Scary [link] [1120 comments] [Link]

Futility Closet » Picket Fences

Saturday 11 February 6:24:36 UTC 2017

Image: Wikimedia Commons A triangular number is one that counts the number of objects in an equilateral triangle, as above: 1
1 + 2 = 3
1 + 2 + 3 = 6
1 + 2 + 3 + 4 = 10
1 + 2 + 3 + 4 + 5 = 15
1 + 2 + 3 + 4 + … [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Cleveland man dying of colon cancer donates his massive bobblehead collection to National Bobblehead Hall Of Fame, which promises to keep his 1,500+ bobbleheads bobbling along. "It's my legacy, basically" [Sad]

Saturday 11 February 5:34:00 UTC 2017

Sad [link] [37 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » This just in: Seagulls do not support Brexit [Interesting]

Saturday 11 February 5:26:44 UTC 2017

Interesting [link] [35 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Prepare to be disgusted [Florida]

Saturday 11 February 3:48:37 UTC 2017

Florida [link] [91 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » 11 bizarre laws you can still be arrested for in London, such as trying to enter Parliament wearing a suit of armour [Weird]

Saturday 11 February 3:36:10 UTC 2017

Weird [link] [35 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Man steals a truck, outruns police but attracts their attention again, tries to drill through a wall to escape, then spends the rest of the night playing keep-away in an attic. Meanwhile his girlfriend evades capture by just going to Walmart [Stupid]

Saturday 11 February 3:06:10 UTC 2017

Stupid [link] [16 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » One hopes there is a special place in hell for the kind people who steal bolted-down Playstations from children's cancer wards, and a whole bunch of angry, bald children waiting for them when they get there [Asinine]

Saturday 11 February 2:55:39 UTC 2017

Asinine [link] [57 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » PRO TIP: When you're accused of sex abuse in multiple states, always claim to be a former star from '80s sitcom "Family Ties" [Dumbass]

Saturday 11 February 2:53:26 UTC 2017

Dumbass [link] [38 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Live stream of the eclipse. It's cold outside [Live]

Saturday 11 February 2:47:08 UTC 2017

Live [link] [32 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Penn State eliminates the one reason for joining a fraternity [Unlikely]

Saturday 11 February 2:44:43 UTC 2017

Unlikely [link] [47 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Missing Army drone found stuck in tree. Charlie Brown denies involvement [Strange]

Saturday 11 February 2:36:10 UTC 2017

Strange [link] [18 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Cat bites sleeping owner to wake her up when house fire breaks out, or more likely to check if she was done yet [Hero]

Saturday 11 February 2:06:10 UTC 2017

Hero [link] [51 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » I don't remember Wendy's chili being that spicy [Scary]

Saturday 11 February 2:00:50 UTC 2017

Scary [link] [47 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » 12 Historic Westminster Best in Show Winners

Saturday 11 February 2:00:00 UTC 2017

The award has a long and interesting history. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Science has identified the sexiest and least sexy dance moves. Includes video performances by robot avatars, D-Qwon [Silly]

Saturday 11 February 1:36:10 UTC 2017

Silly [link] [170 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » A bizarre training exercise saw zoo staff prepare for a chimpanzee escape by chasing a human in a chimp costume while he bit them and hit them with a stick. Why yes it was in Japan, why do you ask? [Strange]

Saturday 11 February 1:06:10 UTC 2017

Strange [link] [30 comments] [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Photoshop this cheesy skyline [Photoshop]

Saturday 11 February 1:00:01 UTC 2017

Photoshop [link] [21 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » Is This the World's Most Elaborate Dollhouse?

Saturday 11 February 1:00:00 UTC 2017

From the world's tiniest Bible to working electricity and running water, this $500,000 mini-mansion that belonged to silent film actress Colleen Moore could be the most detailed dollhouse ever created. [Link]

Mental Floss » 12 Brilliant IKEA Hacks for Your Kitchen

Saturday 11 February 0:51:43 UTC 2017

You can hack your way to Pinterest-worthy design in a weekend with a few IKEA basics and a little elbow grease. [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Transgender woman arrested after threatening judge. And after killing her sixth husband during a botched castration. Difficulty level – Not Florida [Strange]

Saturday 11 February 0:36:10 UTC 2017

Strange [link] [94 comments] [Link]

Futility Closet » R.I.P. Raymond Smullyan, 1919–2017

Saturday 11 February 0:24:39 UTC 2017

Philosopher and logician Raymond Smullyan passed away on Monday. He was 97. From my notes, here’s a paradox he offered at a Copenhagen self-reference conference in 2002: Have you heard of the LAA computing company? Do you know what LAA stands for? It stands for ‘lacking an acronym.’ Actually, the above acronym is not paradoxical; it is simply false. I … [Link]

Fark.com RSS » Terrorists without stepladders collectively say "Doh" [Weird]

Saturday 11 February 0:06:10 UTC 2017

Weird [link] [38 comments] [Link]

Mental Floss » Open Your Front Door With a Key Shaped Like He-Man's Sword

Saturday 11 February 0:00:00 UTC 2017

It won't turn you into a bodybuilder in a loincloth, but it will let you open a lock. [Link]

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